Masters of piracy, don't you even think about the excretion of your own descendants in the future?

"Giggles! Brother Qi, are you exaggerating, are there such fat people in this world? Why haven't I seen it? I think you must have made this joke up yourself. Yiyi laughed and said in a skeptical tone.

"Of course, you haven't seen it, because you Qu Shi people are in the secret realm of the mustard seed space in Qubu, and the aura there is also relatively abundant, so that all the Qu Shi people can practice the 'Golden Body Forging' exercise.

You also know, but anyone who has cultivated can make some adjustments to the fat and thin of his body through cultivation, so it is impossible for a person who is too fat to have it, unless he himself is unwilling to adjust it, and it is almost the same if he is allowed to get fat.

But in the human world, it is different, there is no aura or spirit stones for people to cultivate, so naturally there is no such thing as cultivation, of course, they can't adjust their bodies, and it is difficult for people to reduce their obesity after they become obese.

In addition, people in the human world like to taste food, so that the food culture has been prevalent for a long time, life is good and delicious, and the body will naturally gain weight, and the more fat people are, the more they like to taste food, so a vicious circle is formed.

As far as I know, thirty years ago, it was not uncommon for people to be big and fat in the world at that time, but in the past twenty years, with the improvement of science and technology, medicine has also progressed.

Medical scientists have also developed weight loss drugs with excellent effects and no side effects, and after that, the proportion of obese people has dropped significantly, otherwise you will definitely see many fat people after you arrive in this world. ”

"Brother Qi, I haven't experienced these things, according to what you said, should there still be fat people in this human world? It's just that the proportion that exists is greatly reduced, right? If that's the case, does that mean I can see fat people too? ”

"Yes, there is such a possibility, but it also depends on luck, if you really want to see the image of the big fat man as soon as possible, I can achieve your wish now, oh! You can see it from that slab on the wall.

That thing is called a TV, and when you turn it on, you can watch the programs broadcast inside, and among these programs, there are special sports channels, and in the sports channel column, there are many sports competitions with different contents.

One of the competitions is called sumo, which is the game of fat people, which we can watch on demand at any time, but those pictures are not necessarily comfortable to watch, and it can even be said that people are a little sick to their stomachs. ”

"Oh! If that's the case, then let's not watch it for the time being, by the way, Brother Qi, you just said that you have heard some jokes and stories, according to my understanding, does it mean that you still have a lot of jokes and stories in your memory?

If so, can you tell me one more? I feel that your jokes are much better than mine, and they make people laugh more, so I especially like to listen to them. After Yiyi finished speaking, he stared at the Spirit Enlightenment with anticipation.

"Yimei, you are playing tricks, the two of us said okay, everyone takes turns to tell a story, but I have already told the second story, you only told one, and now you want me to tell a third joke story, you Laipi!"

"Brother Qi, aren't people talking about it without you? You should know the saying that the capable work harder? How can you say that I am Raipi? Brother Qi, good brother, good husband, you can talk about one more, please, okay. ”

"Hey, hey, hey! It's not impossible to talk about one, but after talking about it this time, I won't talk about it today, and I think it's time to rest, hehe! Also, don't scold me when I tell this joke, and we're going to do it! ”

At this time, Zhilingqi, while agreeing to Yiyi's request, always kept smiling evilly, and also made two special requests to the simple Yiyi, that is, not to scold him, but to do according to the content of the joke.

Yiyi didn't know the reason, so he casually agreed to his two requests, even if Zhilingqi reiterated these two requests for the second time, Yiyi didn't find the existence of the cat, and he casually agreed, and also urged Zhilingqi to speak rudely.

"Okay, I'll tell you this joke right now, the name of the story is the quilt, and it's the quilt on the bed. This story took place in an elementary school, and the teacher first asked the students questions at the beginning of the day.

The purpose is to revisit the new noun that I learned the day before.,That is, the word quilt.,Who knew that the elementary school student who was drawn by the teacher.,Forget the two words of the new learning.。

Fortunately, this teacher has a very kind personality, not only did she get angry, but also gave the elementary school student a hint step by step, "Child, think about it, if you can't think of it, then I'll give you a hint now:

What was on your mother when you went to bed last night? The elementary school student who got the prompt replied without hesitation: That's my father. The teacher was made to cry and laugh at the time, but the teacher thought about it and continued to prompt:

Children, if you think about it again, I will ask you again, what is on your father, and the elementary school student reacted quickly, and immediately replied: It was Mom's feet. The teacher fainted on the spot when he heard this, hey, hey, hey! How's that, that's good, right? ”

"Phew! Giggles! Brother Qi, you are so bad, people tell you jokes, but you tell me this kind of meat joke, you ...... You, though, are so funny, huh! No wonder you want me to agree to your two requests.

Yes! It's not good, Brother Qi, you're really too bad, you ...... You still want people to do it, shame on you...... Shame on you, why did I fall for you, phew! I'm not going to do it! Yiyi reacted suddenly, and suddenly blushed with shame.

"Hey, hey! You don't do it, but you've already done it, last night, hehe! Aren't my bodies your feet? Did you forget it so quickly? Hey, hey, hey! And what's on you? Zhiling Qiyi asked Yiyi with a smile.

"Bad brother, bad husband, you are so bad, you know that you are ashamed, if you say this again, I will ignore you." At this time, Yiyi, whose face was flushed, unrelentingly beat Zhi Lingqi's chest, and threatened Zhi Lingqi with words.

"If you ignore me, can I ignore you? In addition, if you don't let me be on you, I can let you be on me, but my feet may not be on you! Hey! Zhi Lingqi continued to tease Yiyi.

At this time, due to the rise of interest, Zhi Lingqi once again hugged Yiyi into his arms, Yiyi was affected by the jokes told by Zhilingqi at this time, and Zhilingqi continued to tease him with words, in fact, she had already sprouted the idea of husband and wife games.

After being embraced by his own Qi brother, he twisted his body pretendedly, ostensibly trying to break free from Zhi Lingqi's embrace, but in fact, he was using his body to rub the sensitive position on Zhi Lingqi's body.

Zhi Lingqi also pretended not to know, holding his little wife with one hand, but the other hand kept swimming on Yiyi's body, constantly stimulating the thoughts in Yiyi's heart, in order to stimulate her thirst for some kind of game.

Because both sides were silently stimulating each other's thirst, it didn't last long, and both of them couldn't hold that thought, and then it naturally became a good thing to satisfy their wishes.

As time passed, when both Lingqi and Yiyi were satisfied and withdrew from the game, Zhilingqi couldn't help but smile evilly: "How is it?" Little girl, this time it's not me on you, it's still your feet on me.

Next time, do you want to change the change, let me be you, see if you can have new feelings, do you want to give it a try, hehehe! Is it okay, my little wife? Zhilingqi continued to stimulate her while Yiyi was still in the aftertaste.

"Brother Qi, you are bad, and very bad, very bad, cluck! But if you do that, it may ...... It might not be fun, but it wouldn't be worth it, so I'm not fooling you! Yiyi was really a little moved at this time.

"That's easy! If it doesn't work then, can't we just change it back? Rest assured! Little girl, maybe you'll feel more exciting by then. Zhilingqi continued to encourage Yiyi to make new attempts.

"Well, then I'll listen to you bad guy, ...... Try it again next time, Yiyi whispered in response to his brother Qi, but before he finished speaking, he was already ashamed to burrow his head into the broad arms of Zhilingqi,