Chapter 0239: Ginkgo Whisper

Masters of piracy, don't you even think about the excretion of your own descendants in the future?

At this time, the sky outside gradually darkened, and the two of them also hugged each other with a trace of tiredness and fell asleep, and after a while, they heard Yiyi's mouth muttering not very clearly: "Brother Qi, you are so good, you are really good, I am happy to death." ”

Although these words were spoken very lightly and the speech was not very clear, they still woke up Zhi Lingqi, who had just fallen asleep, and heard the sincere words of his little wife from his subconscious, Zhi Lingqi couldn't help but smile knowingly.

Because he knows that women in general will be like this, they will hide their feelings in the bottom of their hearts, and they will never say it easily, but when they are in a dream, because the subconscious is not suppressed by any ethical concepts, they will naturally confide in the truth.

In his previous life, he had read Freud's book "The Interpretation of Dreams" in his spare time, and naturally knew that a person's dream words generally came from the subconscious, and what he usually did not dare to say when he was suppressed by his consciousness would be said in his dreams.

Since it is a subconscious word, it must be a heartfelt word, a sincere word, and there will never be untruthful ingredients, therefore, this sentence of his little wife in his dream should be a true reflection of his love and attachment to himself.

Knowing Yiyi's true thoughts, Zhi Lingqi was alone for a while, no longer entangled, simply breathed, closed his eyes and began to sleep, and after preparing to rest, in order to welcome Yiyi's shopping again tomorrow.

The cruise ship started at 16 o'clock in the afternoon, and its speed was roughly the same as that of the first day, and the distance from Yudu to Zhongxian County and the distance from Zhongxian to Wanzhou was not much different, so the time to arrive in Wanzhou was slightly earlier.

The cruise ship docked in Wanzhou for only four hours, because the famous scenic spots in Wanzhou are far away from the Yangtze River, so they are not the main attractions of this tour, so they only do a tour around the lake in Wanzhou.

At about half past five in the morning of the third day, the cruise ship arrived at Wanzhou Port, at this time the sky was not yet dawn, the cruise ship docked within half an hour, the ship arranged breakfast, six o'clock in the morning, the tour guide led everyone to the tour site.

Four hours of time, not too long, not too short, some tourists who are full of fun, but they complain about the time arrangement, but Zhilingqi, Yiyi and Linglao don't care, originally the three of them were not interested in this tour.

Only Yiyi is still interested in local delicious snacks, and he has the posture of wanting to taste all the food in Wanzhou, and when Lingqi and Linglao saw Yiyi's performance, they were all afraid, knowing that they were going to be laborers again.

Sure enough, others were watching the scenery with great interest, but Yiyi pulled Zhi Lingqi and Ling Lao, and tasted delicious snacks happily, and bought a lot of food like yesterday in Shibaozhai in Zhongxian County.

There is a reminder from Zhi Lingqi, Yiyi's purchase of each food is less than half of yesterday, and this is how it came down, Zhi Lingqi and Linglao also transferred the food they bought in their hands to the storage utensils twice, and then they coped.

Fortunately, the stop time in Wanzhou this time is very short, and there is only one place to visit, and the geographical scope is not too large, otherwise she doesn't know how many things Yiyi will buy, so she will stop buying local snacks and food.

At this time, Ling Lao was thinking in his heart, fortunately, when he squeezed the six villains in the capital last time, he bought a lot of clothes, jewelry, cosmetics, etc., otherwise, I am afraid that Yiyi's purchase range and purchase volume will increase.

In fact, Ling Lao didn't know the inside story, because after Ling Qi and Yiyi entered the private room of the cruise ship the night before, he told Yiyi that there was no need to buy clothes, jewelry, cosmetics and other items along the way.

After arriving in Shanghai, I went there to buy these things, whether it was style, quality, variety, grade, texture, etc., which were difficult to achieve in other places, and promised that after Yiyi arrived in Shanghai, she would be allowed to shop for at least half a month.

Zhi Lingqi also told Yiyi that when the time comes, let her go crazy to buy any items she is satisfied with, there is such a promise, Yiyi naturally knows how to choose, and it is because of this that Ling Lao has a misunderstanding.

Four hours later, the three of them had already entered their luxurious private room on the cruise ship, and as yesterday, Yiyi left some flavorful snacks purchased in Wanzhou City for Ling Lao, and then entered the inner room where the little couple rested with his brother Qi.

When she came to the room, after Yiyi tasted the food for a while, she pestered Zhi Lingqi and asked him to tell him a joke, which made Zhi Lingqi couldn't help but laugh at her and said, "Hehe! Yimei, you are tempted again, shouldn't this be called food and clothing and greed! ”

"I'm too lazy to tell you, anyway, you have to tell at least one joke story today, how can you get through it after waiting boringly in the cabin for such a long time!" Now only the husband and wife are alone, and Yiyi is not afraid of the ridicule of the spirit.

"That's easy! We have been on the ship for two days, but we have not yet learned about the specific situation of this cruise, such a large luxury cruise ship, itself has a great viewing value, or the two of us will go to see? ”

"But you can, but can you rest for a while, and then we can take Ling Lao with us, okay? Right now...... Now, Brother Qi, would you like to tell me a joke first, so that you can relieve the fatigue after the tour, okay? ”

"Hey, hey, hey! Yimei, if you really want to hear it, then I'll talk about it, if I don't see you like this...... So anxious, I still want to rest for a while, but it's still the same old rules, don't scold me, and ...... Hey! You know that. ”

"I hate it, let's talk about it, if you don't talk about it, forget it, don't be there with this condition and that rule." Yiyi pretended to be a little impatient and said, in fact, she was already impatient, but she was embarrassed to say it bluntly.

"Okay, then I'll tell you: there was a young man who went to the clinic to see a doctor to treat his little brother, and before seeing a doctor, he repeatedly told the doctor not to laugh, and only after the doctor promised many times that he would not laugh, the man took off his pants.

After showing his little brother, he said: Doctor, you can help me take a look, I don't know what is wrong recently. When the doctor saw that the man's little brother was as small as a matchstick, he couldn't help but laugh, thinking that this was too small.

The man was very unhappy when he saw the doctor snickering on the side, so he said angrily: You are still laughing, you are a doctor, can you have a little professional ethics, people have been swollen for three days, you hurry up and help others treat, hum! Why do you still look at people's jokes? Before the joke of Zhilingqi was finished, Yiyi had already laughed.

"Giggles! Brother Qi, you are too funny and too bad, you dare to tell this kind of joke, bad brother, you said that others are small matchsticks, so what is yours, should it be called a murder stick? No, it's supposed to be a killer stick.

By the way, your kind of giant should be regarded as a harmful stick, which makes people not only scared but also reluctant to give up, what a bad thing, giggles! You say that people are matchsticks, but what should you call your special goods? Just like the mallet hanging from the ginkgo tree, should it be called a ginkgo stick?

Giggles, Brother Qi, is your name called Ginkgo Biloba Stick? Just like those millennium ginkgo pendant mallets, people feel that they are not ordinary at first sight, if they are called other names, it is really not very appropriate, now call him ginkgo sticks, that is very appropriate, how about it? I didn't have a good name, right? ”

"Yimei, good wife, you dare to say this, in this world, girls don't dare to be so presumptuous, I really didn't expect that you actually said it without any scruples, I said that you shouldn't want to understand the lethality of ginkgo sticks again, right?"

"Giggles! Brother Qi, you ...... Don't you say it so bluntly, okay? Family...... People have been provoked by you again, but I really love and fear, and I am very .......

It's all your fault, and you have to have mercy on me when the time comes, or I won't make it easy for you. Yiyi half-squinted her eyes, and provoked her brother Qi in a hazy way.

Both of them are people who have only tasted the sweetness recently, they are just newly married, how can they withstand such mutual stimulation between each other, the two of them came for this matter, and naturally they hit it off and became a good thing.

There is no need to guess about such a thing, whether it is a natural thing or a blend of water, it is a natural thing, and whether it is a honeymoon newlywed or the first taste of forbidden fruit, it is the inevitable result of young impulsiveness.

Anyone who has come through this process is not qualified to laugh at others or comment on others, everyone has done those things, but there are some differences in their behavior.