62 prepare for the drama "Mysterious Operation"!
Without waiting for Zhang Guangmu to respond, Chu Fan shook his head and denied part of his speech: "No...... Wrong! ”
"Judging from your performance in "Flame Wolf Castle", your establishment of the [Endless Rice Bucket Group] must have been a deliberate decision, not an impulse."
Chu Fan pondered for a moment and said in a firm tone: "Although you usually act like a carefree sand sculpture boy, you in the deepest part of your subconscious have great wisdom that ordinary people can't reach!" ”
"When the ancients said that great wisdom is foolish, maybe it refers to people like you, right?"
Looking at Zhang Guangmu's pale face, Chu Fan couldn't help but think of the words "jealous talent" in his heart.
Zhang Guangmu didn't care about these compliments, but just looked at Chu Fan, once again showing a brain circuit that was different from ordinary people: "No, why do you like to stare at people's eyes when you speak?" Don't you think it's weird? ”
Maybe he was used to chatting with Zhang Guangmu in the group, and Chu Ba didn't feel the slightest disobedience.
He smiled, and Lightspeed continued: "This is what I said at the beginning of the 'new training method'. ”
"Our subconscious actors, the most important thing, in addition to the means of pressing the bottom of the box into the instinct, is our own subconscious!"
"My problem is not just that my marksmanship is too bad, but that I am cowardice that goes deep into the bone marrow!"
Chu Fan scratched his side face and said embarrassedly: "In my bones, I am a cowardly guy who is afraid of death. ”
"After 'Endless Food Bag', I recognized my true nature and have been trying to find a way to exercise my courage lately."
"The eyes are the windows of the soul, so during this time, I will go out for a walk every day, take the initiative to look at people, and before others avoid their eyes, I will force myself to stare into other people's eyes!"
"Oh yes, this method can only be used on men who look strong."
Speaking of this, Chu Ba always got up unconsciously in Versailles: "Staring at girls, it's easy to be chased for contact information, which adds up to a lot of work, and it will delay a lot of effort, and besides, I'm a little afraid of this now, and I don't want to waste time in love." ”
"If you stare at children and the elderly, you are bullying the weak, and it will not have any effect on exercise."
"Didn't you say that?"
"The strong swing their fists at the stronger! A real man has to match up with guys who are stronger than himself, and only in this way can he become stronger! ”
Zhang Guangmu was stunned on the spot.
Ah......h
Did you really say those things?
Although he is not an amnesiac patient, Zhang Guangmu has to say dozens of sassy words in the group almost every day, accumulating over time, it is really hellish to be able to remember every sentence!
After thinking for a moment, Zhang Guangmu blinked: "Haven't you been beaten up?" ”
Chu Fan took off his mask, revealing his cheeks that had not yet been swollen, and said lightly: "During this time, I was invited to the bureau to drink tea seventeen times. ”
"Because I never fought back, I just defended passively, so it was mostly verbal education, and I released it on the same day."
"But ......"
"Although my "Imperial Body Forging Technique" is biased, and I have hardly practiced the 'Royal Chapter', I have practiced the cultivation method very well, it is relatively resistant to beating, and my physical recovery ability is also very strong.
Zhang Guangmu was silent.
When you meet this kind of person, what else can you say?
If he could have thought of Chu Bazong's sassy operation a few years earlier, it is estimated that he would have saved enough for the operation by this time, right?
Of course, it's more likely that someone was beaten to death in the street......
"You...... Awesome! ”
Zhang Guangmu was really convinced.
He is willing to call Chu Fan the strongest porcelain king!
It's no wonder that every time I surf the Internet recently, my personal terminal will push me slogans such as citizen safety rules and moral advice for civilized walking......
Perhaps, the root is here in Chu Fan?
Pity.
Under the education of the imperial propaganda mouth, many people now have a sense of precaution against Chu Fan's behavior.
The best porcelain era is gone......
"All so early?"
A neutral voice sounded not far away.
Li Xiaoxiao, who was dressed plainly with a girl's face, punched Zhang Guangmu from behind, and slapped Chu Fan with a Xuanlong ball: "It's only seven o'clock now!" I arrived half an hour early and was the last one! You are poisonous! ”
"Now that everyone has arrived, let's just start?"
"Let's play ball while talking about the new drama of dog things."
No additional explanation is required.
In Li Xiaoxiao's mouth, the word "dog thing" is usually used alone to refer to a guy with the surname Zhang Guangmu.
"Let's have a little simpler rules...... Losers rotate, no problem, right? ”
"Absolutely."
"Today, let you see how powerful my Xuanlong Ball Prince is!"
After Li Xiaoxiao arrived, Chu Fan's expression was strange throughout the whole process, and his face was full of self-loathing.
Zhang Guangmu patted Mr. Chu Ba's shoulder: "What's wrong?" ”
Chu Fan's tone was not very sharp, but it was quite sincere: "I feel it...... I'm not only blind, but I may also have some intellectual problems. ”
"I'll have to play with you in the future, maybe I can get some of your wisdom."
"If you don't want to counterattack and become a [wise man], you can better tell whether someone is a man or a woman, right?"
In this regard, Zhang Guangmu deeply agreed.
This kind of small embarrassment doesn't need anyone to solve it, and playing the Xuanlong Ball will naturally resolve the knot.
Table tennis......
Table tennis......
Table tennis......
In terms of the attainments of the Xuanlong Ball, it is clear who is strong and who is weak.
Li Xiaoxiao is like an undefeated god of war, seeing who kills whom.
Zhang, who claimed to be the prince of the Xuanlong ball, picked up the ball the whole time, and his waist was numb.
Zhang Guangmu has more than enough heart but insufficient strength, so he can only die with a hard mouth: "You are so strong, go and shoot sports movies!" What kind of skill is abusing vegetables? ”
Li Xiaoxiao, as the winner, did not mock, and even gave a friendly smile: "Hehe." ”
Chu Fan rubbed his numb wrist and said, "In this regard, Li Xiaoxiao is indeed better than the two of us. ”
"What do you mean? Am I inferior to you in other ways? "A certain second-generation little temper has come up.
Zhang Guangmu didn't give face at all: "Use your brain before you speak, okay?" ”
"Aside from playing the Xuanlong Ball, which point is better than me?"
"My Tai Chi Sword Empire is invincible, will you?"
The empire is invincible, especially referring to the health swordsmanship that has just been stolen from the old grandfathers and grandmothers.
Hearing this, Li Xiaoxiao smiled disdainfully: "The world's No. 1 blowing ......"
When the sarcastic words came to his lips, his eyes lit up, and he showed a little eagerness: "Wait! Did you really study that thing? ”
"When it comes to cold weapons, then I'm not sleepy!"
"My swordsmanship...... Among his peers, there is no rival! ”
Zhang Guangmu's eyes fluttered, and he didn't feel embarrassed at all and changed the topic: "It's not interesting to talk about that, I don't like to abuse vegetables." ”
"What do you think of the new script and characters I received?"
So, the three of them put down the Xuanlong racket and gradually entered the state of doing business.
On the bench next to the sports field, Zhang Guangmu sat in the middle, Li Xiaoxiao and Chu Fan were left and right.
The three of them got together in a row and began to analyze the new play "Mysterious Homework" received by Zhang Guangmu with a critical eye, and helped prepare for the play.
"Director Cao Guan, the script creator is also Cao Guan."
"I haven't heard of this person's name, and it's probably a newcomer in the industry."
"I'm not a newcomer, how can I have such fat guts to let me take on the drama frequently? Brother Zhao is still amazing! Forever dripping gods! ”
"Huh? You didn't even take the opportunity to be weird and complain that Chu Fan and I didn't support you? Changed your sex? ”
"It's mercy, you know."
"I'm not poor with you, let me check the information of this director...... Pregnant! ”
- Cao Guan, a subconscious director and script creator with shallow qualifications, his idol is director Qian Yiyuan, and he is also Director Qian's cellmate, the actor he wants to cooperate with the most this year is Zhang Guangmu, damn blind! Don't interrupt! I'll continue! He is fond of the world of cinema with fantastical powers, and has recently completed the world of "Secret Operation". ”
"Idols and cellmates are all Qian Dao? A weak breath came to his face. ”
"Definitely. This drama is obviously a fantasy campus drama, but it forcibly added a lot of bloody relationships and hatred, no wonder Boss Zhao asked you to glance at the script and forget it, this script, at a glance, you can know that it was written by a new person with great ambitions. ”
"That's it? That's all you pay attention to? ”
"Or else?"
"Where did Nima High School come from? Do you have to write a graduation thesis before the college entrance examination? Looking at Lao Tzu's scalp numb...... There are so many slots that I can't even vomit, which parallel world middle school is this? It's just poisonous! ”
"You have such a strong sense of substitution! Is it a series of students who have studied the pre-nuclear era in depth? ”
"I understand a little, I understand a little, I have a lot of experience in the nine-year compulsory education of the flower planter, and if you encounter problems in this area in the future, you can ask me."
"Li Xiaoxiao can still play a middle school student, and my words are enough to play a college student, so I can only play a teacher."
"Oops! Don't go off-topic! Let's get down to business! I checked it yesterday, Cao Guan, although many netizens say that his professional ability is mediocre, but his character is still very good, and he occasionally commits literary and youthful diseases, but he is a good person in his bones, hey, look at the list of actors. ”
"Zhao Zhengrong plays [Mr. Sports Zhao Zhengrong], Zhang Guangmu plays [Zhang Guangmu, the representative of the language class], Cao Guan's operation is an old fan of Director Qian."
Experts said that the relevant departments are carrying out in-depth compliance on subliminal films, as if to prevent a sense of separation, reduce the difficulty of subliminal actors crossing the line and the probability of psychotic episodes, and have begun to add relevant bills. One of them seems to be 'non-historical drama, the actor has the same name as the character in the play', if this article can be passed, Director Qian may be able to take the opportunity to make meritorious service and be released from prison early. ”
"The wind direction is changing every year, and I'm used to it."
Li 13 plays [Li 13, an ordinary student who is seated by the window in the penultimate row of the classroom]...... How can someone's name be perfunctory like this! ”
"The protagonist of the play "Mysterious Homework" is also surnamed Li, Xiaoxiao's good brother, do you know this person?"
"He is my half-brother, the thirteenth in the family, Li Thirteen is indeed his real name, since I was a child, I have only spoken one word to him."
You've found the right person!