's half-brother, his real name is Li Thirteen......

According to normal logic, Li Xiaoxiao may have more than a dozen brothers and sisters?

According to Li Xiaoxiao's age, he may have more than a dozen younger brothers and sisters......

Hiss......

Zhang Guangmu gasped.

In other words, Li Xiaoxiao's father is a little scary......

The Xuanlong Empire is monogamous, and I don't know how many times that uncle has been divorced.

Zhang Guangmu suddenly began to sympathize with Li Xiaoxiao.

No wonder he is obviously a super second generation, but he always gives people a feeling of walking on thin ice and being pitiful.

It seems that his sixth sense is not wrong.

Looking back now, Li Xiaoxiao and his father have a bad relationship, which is normal.

"Hey...... Mine my! ”

Zhang Guangmu sighed and patted Li Xiaoxiao's shoulder: "Let's not talk about this person, let's talk about something else." ”

Li Xiaoxiao glanced at him with disgust on his face, crossed Erlang's legs, looked like a hanger, turned his face sideways, and said casually: "I don't know much about Li Shisan. ”

"However, I have studied all my brothers and sisters in private, and Li Shisan is no exception."

"Although this person's martial arts talent is not as good as mine, he is focused enough, and most of his energy is invested in the imperial chapter of the "Imperial Body Forging Technique", and his ability to fight with his bare hands is super strong!"

"He's a little bit better than you are now because of his age."

Li Xiaoxiao seemed to be telling other people's stories: "At my current level, under Li Shisan's hands, I can't hold ten moves." ”

"So, after you go back today, you'd better find a piece of paper, and before you go to bed, copy the sentence 'Never fight alone with Li Shisan' a thousand times, and read it three hundred times when you get up the next morning."

"In this way, in the drama "Secret Operation", the likelihood of you going head-to-head with Li 13 will be reduced by 5 percentage points."

One sentence is true, 100,000 words are false!

The little tricks that Li Xiaoxiao revealed that affect his subconscious mind sound ordinary, unremarkable, and don't seem to have any technical content, but in fact it is the [subconscious cheats] that many subconscious actors are willing to buy with dragon shields.

Li Xiaoxiao, who was pressed to the ground by Zhang Guangmu and blasted the hammer in "Flame Wolf Castle", although he was defeated, he also supported Zhang Guangmu for a long time.

From his point of view, in terms of hand-to-hand combat, Zhang Guangmu really couldn't beat Li Shisan, so he persuaded him with words, and even shared the secret book quietly.

Hearing this, Zhang Guangmu breathed a sigh of relief: "That's it? How ruthless do you think it is...... Scared the hell out of me! ”

"This person is also at the level of 2.2 to 2.3~"

"With my hand-to-hand combat ability, if you really break out, you can be killed in two moves."

Hearing this, Li Xiaoxiao, who had kindly fed the dog, trembled angrily.

He jumped up from the bench: "Come on, come on!" ”

"I'd like to see how you make two moves to second me!"

Ever since he heard Li Xiaoxiao say that Li Shisan was not a stage name, Chu Fan had been silent, as if he was thinking about something.

Seeing this scene, Chu Ba always shook his head, his frowning eyebrows stretched slightly, and he sighed with emotion: "You two have a really good relationship......

"I didn't have a time when I could learn and make progress together."

"Otherwise, maybe I'm already a gun god now."

Regarding Chu Fan's statement, Zhang Guangmu and Li Xiaoxiao both scoffed.

As far as his comical marksmanship is concerned, it is not an exaggeration to say that he is a human body stroke marksmanship, and his talent in firearm shooting is not at all, at least it is at the level of rotten wood that cannot be carved.

People who really have relevant talents, even if they touch the gun for the first time and fire it a few times, can ensure that they will not miss the target in close shooting.

Although he was reluctant, Li Xiaoxiao still returned to the chair and recognized Zhang Guangmu's talent: "Listen to my brother's advice, if you meet Li Shisan in the play and can put a black gun behind your back, don't go head-to-head with him." ”

"You can't beat him."

Speaking of this, Li Xiaoxiao looked at Zhang Guangmu's pale face again, and added two sentences seriously: "You are too vain." ”

"You can't."

What he said made Zhang Guangmu a little confused for a while, whether he was playing the method of agitation or being angry with himself.

Even as a senior barman, Zhang Guangmu was ridiculed by Li Xiaoxiao three times and his blood pressure soared.

"Anyway, I've already taught you the means of temporarily cramming and fine-tuning your subconscious."

Li Xiaoxiao's previous speech seemed to be intentional, and on the clean face of a beautiful girl, the smile gradually deteriorated: "As for whether to use it or not, how to use it, it depends on you." ”

"Ahem......"

The older Chu Fan was really afraid that the two would fight on the spot, and after coughing dryly, he turned on the persuasion mode: "Cao Guan, this person, has a background?" I just took a look and found that there is a big problem with the cast of the play "Secret Homework". ”

Zhang Guangmu, who originally planned to let Li Xiaoxiao see why the flowers were so popular, heard this, although he was not led to the wrong way, but he also decided to give his good brother a face.

After all, the last drama was picked up by Li Xiaoxiao, and I just got a copy of the [Subconscious Cheats], even if I don't need it at all, I have to understand the kindness.

So Zhang Guangmu nodded and agreed: "The protagonist of the plot is a little inexplicable, so I won't talk about him." ”

"[Rookie Crusher] Zhao Zhengrong, the super genius Zhang Guangmu of the empire once in a thousand years, [Enlightened Man] Liu Xueyu ......"

plus an unheard of plot protagonist Li Shisan.

"Such a bad script and such a rebellious cast, it's really strange!"

Hearing Zhang Guangmu's speech, Li Xiaoxiao shook the personal terminal on his wrist expressionlessly: "Don't think that you can get away by hiding yourself in the middle, I've already recorded it!" ”

"If you don't want the black history to be exposed...... Humph......"

That's a joke.

Zhang Guangmu, Li Xiaoxiao, and Chu Fan got together, and you sorted out the content of the script of "Mysterious Homework" and the places that the role of "Zhang Guangmu, the representative of the language class", needed to pay attention to, and when he was hungry, he would nibble on a piece of nutritional paste, and when he was thirsty, he would hold mineral water and pour it into his stomach.

A situation arose at the beginning of the discussion.

Zhang Guangmu couldn't accept the weird worldview of this script, he felt that there were too many slots, and he didn't know where to start throwing up: "The classroom is not a study room, the high school is not a club, the students are not students, and there is a strange setting of the open-air sports hall......"

It's no longer a matter of stylistic flowering.

The bullshit script of this "Mysterious Operation" is simply a combination of ancient and modern, virtual and real!

The guy who wrote the script obviously took the background settings in some dramas, novels, and anime as the real world!

Highlight a bizarre!

Chu Fan felt a little inexplicable: "Isn't the school that middle school students went to in ancient times just [Society]?" [Private school] is actually fine. ”

"I don't think there's anything wrong with this script......"

Hearing this, the corners of Zhang Guangmu's eyes twitched slightly: "It should be divided into junior high school and high school...... Forget it, there's no need to dwell on that. ”

It was a while longer.

Li Xiaoxiao stared at Zhang Guangmu with a complicated expression: "The title [Mr.] specifically referred to teachers in ancient times. ”

"You read so many books, you shouldn't even be unaware of this common sense! Why is it such an expression? It felt like I was constipated. ”

Zhang Guangmu was speechless.

After pondering for a while, Zhang Guangmu said cautiously: "I think that the students on the earth in the 21st century should, maybe, probably, and perhaps already refer to their teachers by [teacher]...... Right? ”

Li Xiaoxiao sneered and said, "I don't want you to think, I want the director and the audience to think!" ”

Zhang Guangmu: "What if the director and the audience are wrong?" ”

Li Xiaoxiao: "Evidence? ”

Zhang Guangmu: "...... Horn! After all, the archaeological dynasties, I can't let the people of that era come back to life and fight against you, you won. ”

Chu Fan breathed a sigh of relief: "That's right!" You are good at everything, you just like to raise the bar, it doesn't matter if we are poor, remember to be more restrained when you meet outsiders. ”

As if it were just a blink of an eye, the sunset was in the west.

Night covers the land.

In the sky, although the bright stars are difficult to beat the bright moon and silver light, they also shine with their own light.

The orange lights of the pine forest paint the whole world with a layer of warm color.

"I'll go! It's so late...... The mooncakes are still waiting for me to come home, slipping away! ”

Zhang Guangmu suddenly came back to his senses: "Brother Meng, go back, I'll send you on your way." ”

"When you get home, report your safety in the group!"

Chu Fan and Li Xiaoxiao politely refused in their own ways, saying that the empire's law and order was outrageous, even if it was a minor who went to school, he didn't need his parents to escort him, but he was still sent on the return car by Zhang Guangmu.

One of the two lives in Tiannan and the other in Haibei, separated by tens of thousands of kilometers.

That is to say, everyone was born in the technologically advanced Xuanlong Empire, and in the pre-nuclear era, it was very troublesome to organize an offline event.

……

Following.

When the morning light was faint, Zhang Guangmu had already finished washing.

"The cat food and drinking water are ready, the cat litter is also sufficient, and you are not like other cats, who never bask in the sun, so ......"

"Moon cake, I'm going out to work, and I'll be back in two days, you have to pay attention to safety, don't open the door to strangers."

After chattering for a while, Zhang Guangmu left the cramped dwelling without even a window under the eyes of the orange cat.

Pushing open the door, Zhang Guangmu found that a luxury car with black wings was parked at the door.

In the passenger seat, Zhao Zhengrong, who was wearing sunglasses and a baseball cap, beckoned: "Let's go, send you to school." ”