"The human heart is not ancient, you have become a pair so early. I'm as handsome, why doesn't anyone have a discerning eye? ”

Zheng Yizhong shook his fat head, revealing a sad expression.

Wu Zhe was amused by his expression, and said with a smile: "Isn't it that senior brother, you are too conservative, why don't you try to take the initiative?" ”

"I wanted to take the initiative, but no one else gave me a chance to speak and turned around."

After speaking, he rolled his eyes and suddenly said in surprise: "Ah Zhe, you must be very good in this regard, otherwise it would be impossible to catch up with Tang Meng?" That's the most beautiful goddess of Mizuki, is there any trick to teach? Don't worry, as long as you are willing to teach a trick and a half, then as long as it is a laboratory matter in the future, I will definitely help you do it properly. ”

Wu Zhe will listen to Zheng Yizhong's words, he can't say that he doesn't know anything, it's Tang Meng's self who is chasing after him, if he doesn't think about his face, then he has to consider Tang Meng's face!

can let him teach others to chase girls, this skill he really hasn't developed yet.

Wu Zhe thought about it slightly, looked at Zheng Yizhong, and then carefully looked at his facial features and proportions.

chuckled: "There is a way, but I just don't know if you can do what I say, senior brother?" ”

"That's sure to be fine! As long as there is a way. Zheng Yizhong hurriedly said.

"Senior brother, do you have a pen and paper? If so, bring me two sheets of A4 paper and a pencil. ”

"Of course there are. How much and how much to have. ”

Zheng Yizhong got up and took out a stack of papers from the cabinet against the wall, and found various types of pencils.

Wu Zhe took the pen and paper, and began to model according to the proportions of Zheng Yizhong's facial features in his mind, and his hands kept moving. First the contours, then the nose, lips, eyes, eyebrows.

While painting, he also said to Zheng Yizhong: "Senior brother, when you were a child, did many people say that you were very handsome, but you slowly gained weight later." ”

"That is, when I was a child, I was much more handsome." Zheng Yizhong patted his chest and said.

"Senior brother, don't you like sweets very much, and you also like to drink coke!" Wu Zhe saw that there were already two empty Coke bottles on Zheng Yizhong's table, and he assured that there were no empty bottles on the table when he first came in.

"Well, I'm used to it, and I don't have energy if I don't drink."

"If you want to listen to me, quit the coke and sweets. Oh, that's it. Here you go, here's what you'll look like when you've lost weight. Wu Zhe handed the portrait he had drawn in his hand to Zheng Yizhong.

The man in the painting is angular. The eyes are focused, the nose is like a hanging gall, the lips are tightly pursed, and the facial features are three-dimensional. Not only handsome, but also very manly.

"Is this me?" Zheng Yizhong looked like a hell.

"Of course not you now? That's what you look like when you've lost weight. You say you want to be like this, and you want to take the initiative? Wu Zhe said with a smile.

"Really? You don't lie to me? Zheng Yizhong still didn't believe it.

"Do you want us to make a bet, but you do what I say."

As soon as Wu Zhe's words fell, a sentence came from the door: "Ah Zhe, who are you going to bet with?" ”

Tang Meng's slender figure entered Wu Zhe's office with a scent.

put the boxed lunch brought to Wu Zhe on the table, turned to stare at Zheng Yizhong, and then said with a smile: "Senior Brother Zheng, are you so interested in making a bet with Ah Zhe?" ”

"Hey, hey! Sister, don't look at me like that, panic. I really didn't take your Wu Zhe, what's wrong? I don't want to chase you, if you really have a rival, then it's definitely not here! Can we still Teacher Zhang face you? Lao Qian directly brought Wu Zhe to me here. Hey, Wu Zhe also said something! ”

Seeing Tang Meng's disbelieving look, Zheng Yizhong immediately asked Wu Zhe for help.

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Wu Zhe will be holding his arms to watch the play, he has never seen Tang Meng's domineering side.

"Tell me, what's going on?" Tang Meng was still smiling.

Zheng Yizhong hurriedly told Tang Meng what he had just done.

"What bet? If you want to believe, you can believe, and if you don't want to believe, go out and eat your meal. Bring something. ”

"What's that?" Zheng Yizhong was stunned by Tang Meng's words.

"Draw!"

"Don't! Senior Sister Tang, I believe in Wu Zhe very much. It's me, you can see how well it's painted! Don't worry, I'll work overtime or something in the future, junior sister, you have a word. Senior brother, don't do it, it's a bargain to stay up late. ”

"Alright, Mengmeng, give it to Senior Brother Zheng! I'll paint you a portrait later. Wu Zhe didn't know that Tang Meng was obviously a little angry because he had never painted for her.

Tang Meng turned his head and glanced at Wu Zhe coquettishly, and he didn't speak.

Wu Zhe said to Zheng Yizhong: "I'll tell you the truth, it will be effective in three months." Would you like to try it? For the happiness of the future, I worked hard for three months. Do you think which one is cost-effective? ”

"Okay, I'll listen to you, Ah Zhe, you say." Zheng Yizhong gritted his teeth and said.

"Give up Coke, sweets, and potato chips first. I really think of myself as an otaku. Read the portrait of myself ten times a day, morning, noon and evening: I want to find myself. Insist on skipping ropes 500 times a day. Finally, I will open the prescription for you. You take the medicine yourself according to the prescription. ”

"No, Ah Zhe, I understand everything in front, why is there Chinese medicine added to the back? Do you also know Chinese medicine? Do you have a medical license? Zheng Yizhong was stunned by what Wu Zhe said, he is a student of biology, believes in science, and does not believe too much in traditional Chinese medicine, and Wu Zhe is too young.

"It works in five days, why don't you try it?" Wu Zhe is not difficult to be a strong man, he must let him drink traditional Chinese medicine.

"Try it then!" Thinking that the effect can be seen in five days, Zheng Yizhong's heart is alive again.

Wu Zhe stopped talking nonsense with him, he was hungry. If you pull it again, the rice will be cold.

Pick up the pen and write on the paper:

Cassia 1 tael, hawthorn 2 money, psyllium 3 money, tangerine peel 2 money, He Shou Wu 1 and a half money, licorice 1 money, citrus aurantium shell 1 money.

After writing it, give it to Zheng Yizhong. He said to him: Take it in the morning, and fry three bowls of water into one bowl.

"Can it really work in five days?"

Wu Zhe didn't want to pay attention to him anymore, and opened his lunch.

Tang Meng drove people away directly, and said to Zheng Yizhong: "Senior brother, I only brought Wu Zhe a meal. Do you want to divide it here? ”

"How could that be? I'll go to the cafeteria to eat! Let's go. Zheng Yizhong immediately got up, these two can't afford to mess with them.

"If it works, don't forget what you promised me, I really want you to do something." Wu Zhe said slowly while eating.

"No, I'm sure I still have that credit. You can ask my junior sister, when did I regret what Zheng Yizhong promised? I went to dinner, went to buy medicine in the afternoon, and probably came later. Ah Zhe, if you don't understand, ask your sister first! ”

Only Wu Zhe and Tang Menghou were left in the room. Tang Mengcai spoke: "Is the food in your mouth?" ”

Wu Zhe replied with a smile: "Recently, I have eaten Hunan cuisine with you, and I feel that Huaiyang cuisine has no taste for a while. ”

At this time, Tang Meng suddenly asked, "Ah Zhe, do you have any thoughts about gene sequencing?" Otherwise, you wouldn't have made a bet with Senior Brother Zheng. ”

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