Of course, it's a good thing that the rooster is in its place, but this chicken is really not a serious chicken.

Like this non-first generation, they have all gone through reincarnation, they actually have a real identity and maintain a realistic memory, and although this chicken brother is a monk now, he has been a monk for less than three years and is a very tender monk.

And before, this chicken brother was a famous gentleman in ten miles and eight towns.

He claimed to have been born in a wealthy family, his parents were old and had children, so he was particularly favored, from childhood to adulthood, he was a crazy and crazy character, and he really did a lot of bad things, but at the age of twenty-four, his fate took a turn for the worse, his parents died of illness one after another, leaving a lot of industry for him, but it didn't take long for him to squander it, and in the next two years, he was considered to have tasted the hardships of the world. Seeing him now is like seeing a wild dog on the side of the road.

After the last bit of real estate in the family was cheated out, he had no source of livelihood, he lived in the cement pipe of the construction site, slept in the bridge hole of the overpass, and worked odd jobs for people, because the four bodies were not diligent and the grains were not divided, and no job could last long.

On the last rainy night, he was sad in his heart, escaped into the empty door, went to a temple in the local mountain to shave his degree, the daily green light ancient Buddha, but also washed the desire in his heart, and he was like a broom star, that day was a surging rainy night, the old monk in the temple passed away, he dealt with a funeral and came back to find that the temple was also buried by a landslide.

So he could only put on the master's outfit and began the life of an ascetic, all the way to the mountains and rivers, but also happy, and just last month, he fell asleep, and when he woke up, he suddenly remembered who he was, so he walked all the way from Jiangxi to here.

"Although the awakening is a bit sloppy, I think that after all, there will still be a place to stay, and then it will come." The monk sat on the chair with his knees crossed: "Anyway, at least this is my home." ”

He is really miserable, although this misery is all made by himself, but from his understatement description, you can actually experience a kind of helplessness that everything is fateful.

"Then you didn't think about leaving some money or something before?" Pi Ye stretched out his head and stared at him, looking like he was a fan: "Then have you ever sold picture bags?" ”

"Generous shots, all five poisons." The monk pointed to Pi Ye and asked Brother Zhang: "What is the origin of this little fox?" If no one asks me, I will take the bowl and go back to burn it to accumulate merit. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang glanced at Pi Ye, but didn't answer, just sat there and glanced behind the monk: "Go on." ”

The monk rubbed his nose and sat on a high stool to recall the past: "At that time, I took people to nightclubs and spent more than three million yuan a night. Later, I just wanted them to give me some money for food, and they picked up a broom and told me to get out. In the world, it's not worth it. ”

Although he said all the pain in life, it was actually quite interesting, and it can be seen that he actually didn't care much about the past situation, and there was no joy or sorrow in his eyes when he said it, just like telling other people's stories, and his demeanor was somewhat free and easy.

"Then what are your specialties?" Pi Ye is also very owed, just now everyone was going to say that they would take her away and burn her, but she still forced herself to go up: "The twelve spirits of the people have their own strengths, you can't have no strengths at all, right?" ”

"I have long eyelashes."

Pi Ye stepped forward: "I don't believe it, I'll take a look." ”

The monk was actually good-tempered, and he really asked Pi Ye to come to his face to see his eyelashes, not to mention that his eyelashes were really specialty, and Pi Ye screamed there after he found out, as if he hadn't seen other people's eyelashes.

"The rooster sings, and the jade is golden. The rooster's position in the twelve spirits is the support position, and the skill of the spirit jade is the strongest shield in the world. Even the tiger girl and the thunder dragon are difficult to break the shield, and the technique of golden light, you can understand it as a group plus a shield, stacking a layer of spirit shield for all the twelve spirits. ”

When they were looking at their eyelashes, Sister Dog came over from behind, after all, as one of the twelve spirits left behind, when she saw a newcomer, she must also show her face, Sister Dog in jeans looked very energetic, but Brother Ji didn't dare to tease her like ridiculing Pi Ye, so he quickly got up and lowered his head, standing there silently.

"I see...... Are the twelve spirits the only two main attacks? Pi Ye asked curiously: "Is it the thunder dragon and the tiger girl?" ”

The big white dog smiled: "Yes, but the twelve spirit arrays are indispensable, they are both the face of the shield and the tip of the spear, but the shield has more than a face, and the spear has more than a point." ”

"But I think the thunder dragon is also very ordinary, and the tiger girl seems to be ......."

Sister Dog smiled and said nothing, because so far there are only seven of the twelve spirits and roosters, so their complete attributes have not been activated, so it feels like that, but after it is fully activated, if the layers of buffs are stacked up, not to mention the tiger girl and the thunder dragon, even the rat will become very terrifying, and the rat weaves a huge net, as long as the things in the net can be changed by him, but now he has no ability to cast it.

In other words, every time one more twelve spirits are awakened, even if they do not enter the combat state, the abilities of the other twelve spirits will automatically increase by fifty percent. And when the twelve spirits are all in place, the ability of all the twelve spirits will be close to one hundred and thirty times that of the twelve spirits alone, and the reason why Pi Ye feels that the thunder dragon and the tiger girl are not very good, is because it is only now, I don't believe that if you take the calculator and multiply it, the six twelve spirits only have a little more than eleven times the strengthening value.

This is why Brother Xiao Zhang said that after restarting the snake spirit, they were all so excited...... Who doesn't want to be a complete body.

But now that Brother Ji has appeared, it means that the spirit snake has recovered a month ago, and this time it is a combination of chicken and snake, but the problem is that recovery does not mean awakening, and the time point of awakening is very uncertain, so it must be intervened artificially.

"Is that a complete body of twelve spirits able to keep up with the Three Realms?"

"Difficult." Brother Ji looked at Pi Ye and said, "That's not a world, but it's not that you can't fight." ”

At this time, Sister Dog took out a notebook and said to Brother Ji: "I'll enthrone your information, name." ”

Brother Ji pursed his lips: "Ji Meng, or the law name Mengchen." ”

"Real name, real name in the present world."

Brother Ji was silent for a long time, and his expression gradually became embarrassed: "Isn't it good to use the original name?" ”

"Nope." Sister Dog frowned: "Let you say it, what so much nonsense." ”

"Xie Guangkun ......"

Brother Ji's face turned red, and even his shiny little bald head was red, and after he finished speaking, he immediately defended: "It's Kunpeng's Kun ......"

But at this time, the justification was so miserable and weak, and the people in the room laughed happily, and the one who loved to coax smiled at him and said, "I thought it was the Buddha who crossed the misfortune, who ever thought it was country love."

Hearing the ridicule, Brother Ji's face became more and more red, and he finally simply put his hands together: "Amitabha...... The love and hatred in the world I have long been uncontaminated, the poor monk law dream dust, take the mountains and rivers are dust, you and I are the dust in the dust, I advise the donors to think twice and laugh, otherwise don't blame the golden bowl in my hand is not welcome. ”

There are really few people in the room who are afraid of him, and the sound of laughter has never been heard, but Pi Ye looked like a person who came over, and patted him on the shoulder: "Oh, it's good to get used to it, the old man is always ridiculed here, what do you say Pi Ye, I heard that you were reported for engaging in pornography some time ago, and what else to say, whether the picture bag is not easy to sell recently, the old man has long been accustomed to it." ”

After listening to this, Brother Ji looked back at the group of people behind him, and then pointed at one casually: "You, go out and fight alone!" ”

The one he pointed out was also a bachelor, stood up and went out, Brother Ji put the bag on his body down: "Watch me subdue demons and eliminate demons today!" ”

Ten minutes later, Brother Ji was arrested by the police uncle for a fight.

"Huh? Is he still so sick in the brain? ”

It was already half past one in the morning when the mouse received a call from Brother Zhang, and he was still very happy to hear that Brother Ji had returned to his position, but the next sentence he heard was that Brother Ji was arrested by the police uncle because he had a fight with someone.

What can this do, as the boss of the Twelve Spirits, the only thing the mouse can do is to call Brother Ji out of it, and ask him to write a letter of guarantee and fine him.

"Let him squat in there all night, and I'll go back early tomorrow morning." The mouse sighed, "It just so happens that things are about the same here." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang thought about it and felt that this was quite reliable, since the mouse said that he should stay in it for one night, then he would stay for one night, and then hung up the phone and went to sleep.

Poor Brother Ji is now sitting in the detention room, cross-legged and looking at the person opposite who is fighting with him, because the rule of Chang'an Lane is that there is no spell, so both of them have blue noses and swollen faces, and Brother Ji's handsome face has also been beaten into a dog stung by bees, and the one on the opposite side is not much better, but because he is a spider spirit, the recovery speed is much faster.

"Demons!"

"Demon Monk!"

"Demons!"

"Demon Monk!"

The two scolded and spat at each other, and finally the police uncle had to come over and tell the two of them to be honest, which could be regarded as extinguishing a battle for intangible cultural heritage.

And in Chang'an Lane, although Brother Zhang's shop was closed, some wild demons and people who slept late and Pi Ye sat under the plane tree chatting, and they all said that Brother Xiao Zhang's side was finally cleaned up for a few days, and then there was a freak again.

"If you want me to say, what are the twelve spirits or not the twelve spirits, it is better to let me forget it."

"You toad, you deserve it?" Pi Ye squatted there and tore a ham sausage: "Look at what the twelve spirits look like, you don't pee like yourself." Don't pee on the old man's hands when you pee, the old man is afraid of rashes. ”

Pi Ye is also scathing when he speaks, no wonder people always tease her, and at this time, the white lady leaned there and said with a smile: "I, I, I see that they don't have snakes, okay for me to be a snake?" ”

As soon as these words came out, the surrounding monsters and people, whether they were people, immediately dispersed, but Pi Ye pouted: "Which pot is not opened, which pot is lifted, scattered, sleep." ”

The white lady is a newcomer, she chased after her with a confused face, and asked Pi Ye in a low voice: "What's the matter, why did everyone disperse when they mentioned snakes, I just couldn't sleep and wanted to chat." ”

Pi Ye scratched his head: "How can I say it, it's quite taboo anyway, I advise you to hold it." ”

After saying that, Pi Ye turned into a prototype and jumped back into the house from the wall, while the white lady stood there blinking, thought for a moment and walked back.

The next morning, the rat returned from Hong Kong, and when he came to the detention chamber and saw the two men inside, he could not help sighing, the spider spirit sat there looking at a fly on the ceiling, and the monk reclined on the bench and snored in sleep.

The mouse let people open the door, with a loud bang, the monk also woke up, he raised his head to look at the mouse's face, somewhat confused, and after a closer look, he found that this was the boss of the twelve spirits, he directly tried to give the mouse a big hug.

"Be serious!" The mouse said sharply: "Go out and write a guarantee." You two! ”

The spider spirit is very good at writing, and the word monk is ...... It's really the third grade level of primary school, and he has a good face, but it's really a top straw bag, and when he saw his chicken paw crawling words, the rats were all laughed at by this guy.

"Go back!"

After writing the guarantee and completing the formalities, the mouse said angrily to the two people: "You guys add up...... Octopus, how old are you? ”

"Three hundred and seventy-three ......"

"What about you?" The rat turned to look at the monk.

"Twenty-Seven ......"

"The two of them are four hundred years old." The mouse opened the car door and said with a smile: "As for it?" Shame or not? Yes? Speak! ”

The rat actually still has prestige in Chang'an Lane, and he actually plays the role of the human receptionist of these special creatures and aliens, which is also a job that has been around since his ancestors.

So he went down with his throat, and the unruly spider spirit didn't dare to answer his mouth, and Brother Ji straightened his neck and said with a disappregnable face: "They laughed at me yesterday!" ”

"What are you laughing at?"

"Yesterday I registered my name with Sister Dog. When I said my name was Xie Guangkun, they laughed. ”

At the mention of this, the eight claws next to him snorted again, and Brother Ji was not happy when he heard it, and pointed at him: "Oh, look!"

The mouse pursed his lips, forcibly endured the change in his expression, and glanced at him in the rearview mirror: "Country love?" ”

Saying this, the spider spirit couldn't hold back anymore, covered his mouth and smiled out of the car window, and laughed when he couldn't help it......

"Oops, nothing funny." The mouse finally couldn't hold it back, and he smiled: "Okay, it's a big deal." Can you mature a little bit? No...... Cantona ...... I'm sorry. ”

"You laugh too!"