"Miss, it's not really true to see it this way, it's better to let the poor monk touch the bones for you, the poor monk touches the bones is a must."

Monk Guangkun lived in Chang'an Lane, and arranged for him to be the room next to Xiaoma's room, which was originally a small storeroom, which had been idle and was now sorted out for him to live in first.

But within a few days, everyone found out that this monk with a skin that can make people amazing is really a full straw bag, he doesn't know anything and can't even play the game, except for the stinky problem that he mixed up in the night market back then, there is nothing.

And he is not only useless but also very lazy, sleeping until more than twelve o'clock every day, and then going to a few restaurants in Chang'an Lane to "turn the edge", but fortunately, although he has a lot of stinky problems, but in the end he has also been baptized by wind and frost, he does not pick what to eat, he also eats leftovers, he also eats a bowl of rice, even if some leftovers are boiled in white water, he can eat with relish, it is simply better than a pig to feed.

It's nerve-wracking for the mouse to see him, how to say that it's also twelve spirits, it's not a way to go on like this, so the mouse has a long talk with him several times, but with little success. This monk gives people the feeling that he is just like the legendary Jigong, crazy, lazy and lazy, always saying crazy things and doing stupid things. What's more important is that he has not yet had the slightest consciousness of leaving his family, and he has no strengths, but he always likes to fight bravely and provoke everywhere.

Ordinary people provoke it, and they admit it after being beaten a few times, but this is ...... It's really like a piece of kraft candy, you can't beat it to death, and you can't scold it, even if the fiercest beast in Chang'an Lane sees him, you can only pinch your nose and tilt your head aside, and you don't want to provoke such a stinky shit at all.

On this day, he got out the fortune-telling stall before the mouse, and sat at the mouth of the alley of Chang'an Lane to tell fortunes, but how can he know what fortune-telling is, it's nonsense. When you see a man, you cheat some money, and when you see a woman, you take a little advantage, but because you can speak well, the business is really good at the end of the day, but if you look closely, you will find that most of the people who come to him are some young girls, crazy bees and butterflies, and the picture is his face.

In the evening, his hanging hair disappeared, until late at night wearing his tattered clothes slowly back to Chang'an Lane, saw someone squatting there chatting under the big sycamore, he would also squat there to chat for a while, was provoked to jump out to fight with people, generally will be beaten and then go back to sleep, and then sleep until the afternoon up, after cheating some food and drink, go to the fortune-telling stall of the mouse, just like not pursuing at all.

"You can't do that." The rat found Guang Kun again, and said earnestly: "You have a little pursuit." ”

"I don't have to spend money to eat and sleep, and I win twenty yuan a day from the slot machine, which is six hundred a month, and six hundred yuan is enough to do a lot of things." Monk Guangkun is also very single, he leans on the marble chaise longue under the big sycamore, leisurely enjoying the evening breeze, and holding a bread begged from Jin Mei in his hand: "Occasionally that beautiful female bodhisattva will give me something good." Man, it is a blessing to be small and content. ”

The mouse sighed, then got up and left. And the monk Guangkun looked up at him, and continued to squint his eyes to enjoy the comfort, until night fell, he casually grabbed a passer-by and asked, "What time is it?" ”

Passers-by took out their mobile phones and looked at them: "It's half past seven." ”

"Let's go."

Monk Guangkun got up lazily, and then staggered away with the vajra staff.

Standing in the floor-to-ceiling window of Brother Zhang's milk tea shop and looking at his mouse, he couldn't help but sigh, turned back to Brother Xiao Zhang and said, "Brother Zhang, what do you say this person should do." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang pursed his lips: "Let him be, he likes it." ”

"But that's too sloppy." The mouse crossed his waist and said helplessly.

At this time, Xu Wei, who was cleaning next to him, suddenly raised his head and asked, "What does he do every night?" I see him running out every night. ”

The mouse shook his head: "I don't know, who knows what he does." ”

"I'm curious." Xu Wei was happy: "But this person is also very interesting, very funny." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang just finished the work at hand at this time, he lay on the counter, leaning forward slightly: "I think things shouldn't be so simple, his temperament is very strange." ”

"Isn't that weird, I get up at noon every day, and I don't work, I just wave around all day." The mouse said angrily: "He doesn't want to work with me, and he won't go if I find a job for him, either he will say that he is lazy or he won't, it doesn't make sense." ”

"Why don't you ......" Xu Wei pinched the rag and came to the counter and said mysteriously: "Let's find someone to follow him all night and see what he does?" ”

As soon as a few people put it together, they felt that this thing was more reliable, so they decided to find someone to spend the night with him to see what he was wandering outside, but this tracking candidate, of course, has to have a strong tracking ability, what is the strong tracking ability? That's a dog, of course. So the list of candidates shrank to Sister Dog and Pi Ye, but Sister Dog definitely doesn't like to do this kind of thing.

Then there is only one answer.

At dusk the next day, Pi Ye came to Xiao Zhang's small restaurant on time to order roast chicken to eat, which is already a habit that cannot be shaken, even if she now has a relatively stable job at Zhang Yao's side, but Pi Ye, who never works overtime, will always appear at Xiao Zhang's shop on time at six o'clock and wait to eat the freshly baked roast chicken.

"Roast chicken, roast chicken." Pi Ye slapped two hundred-yuan bills on the table: "Two." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang quickly served her two roast chickens, Pi Ye ate with his hands full of oil and his mouth, and while eating, she was suddenly surrounded by rats and Xu Wei. ”

"Don't eat your chicken." The mouse moved his stool: "I want you to do me a favor." ”

Pi Ye put the chicken head in his mouth and chewed it until it clicked, and then said angrily, "What's the hurry?" ”

"Wait a minute, you'll help me follow that stinky monk and see where he runs every night, and report back to us in a week, how about it?"

When Pi Ye heard that he was doing this kind of thing, he thought for a while and said, "Two roast chickens a day." ”

"Deal!"

Although Pi Ye is not very smart, but the things that have been explained can really be completed according to quality and quantity, she began to track the plan after dinner, as a demon, she has a natural advantage in doing this kind of thing, not to mention that she is still a dog, and she doesn't even have to keep the target in sight.

She first transformed into a prototype, and then into a palm-sized jade fox, a small thing that walks through the night and is only seen as a mouse. This gives her tracking plan an edge.

She first followed Monk Guangkun to see that he had asked for some pastries from the Golden Rose Female Bodhisattva that had not been sold out that day, and there were two lunch boxes. Monk Guang Kun sat outside with an unbranded mineral water bottle and asked a family on the side of the road for some cold water, so he ate two boxes of pastries with cold water, and then he fell asleep on a stone bench under the plane tree.

As soon as half-past seven arrived, he sat up and asked a man passing by him, "What time is it?" ”

"Half past seven."

After hearing this time, Monk Guangkun got up and walked out of Chang'an Lane slowly with his vajra staff, and Pi Ye immediately followed.

After the Guangkun monk walked out of Chang'an Lane, he seemed to wander aimlessly for a while, and then walked towards the shantytown outside the city with the clattering sound of metal rings colliding, and on the way he bought a lot of cheap noodles and ham sausages with the money he had begged for and the money he had deceived from fortune telling, and then he carried a lot of things to the vicinity of an abandoned station outside the shantytown outside the city.

With the sound of his Zen staff, a lot of unkempt and resentful little ghosts emerged in those abandoned huts, and the monk Guang Kun walked into the center of these little ghosts, spread out the rags on the ground, sat on them and began to preach and preach, with the reincarnation of the scriptures, one by one light fell from the sky and shone on those lonely souls and wild ghosts who were not allowed to enter the reincarnation because they had no name.

As long as it is illuminated, it will soon enter the light of reincarnation directly, and disappear one by one.

This process lasted for more than two hours, and seeing that the time had come to half past ten, and there were no lonely ghosts in this place, and Guang Kun's face also showed a little tiredness, he struggled to get up from the ground with his cane, and then went to the next place.

Then he came to the vicinity of a stinking landfill, he tore open the ham sausage on his body, broke it into small pieces and put it on the ground, and put some green leaves and other things next to him, and there were words in his mouth, and then he saw many dead souls of cats, dogs, pigs and sheep rushing towards him from the garbage heap, he squatted on the ground and touched those dead souls with his fingers, and every time they were touched, they would turn into a streamer and disappear.

It wasn't hard, but it lasted more than half an hour. Seeing that it was not early, the monk Guangkun came to a well-known local urban legend square, this place rat once said that it is because of the construction location and the entire leyline direction of the restraint, resulting in a place to raise evil, even if you don't do anything, you will gather a large number of evil spirits.

Sure enough, when Monk Guangkun walked in, the atmosphere around him became solemn, but he didn't care at all, he just crushed the noodles in his hand and spilled them on the ground, and shouted loudly in his mouth: "There is revenge and revenge...... It's good to be well fed and on the road, and that's the kind of thing. ”

The things here are different from those spirits and critters, this place is fierce and will attack people. But Monk Guangkun did not fight back no matter what kind of attack he had, and he used his body to resist the resentment of these evil spirits, and it could be seen with the naked eye that his lips and fingers had been frozen and bruised, but he still stood still.

And many of these attacks were more than lethal, and when those resentments entered his body, he would not be able to bear a stumbling stumble, and then knelt down on one knee for a long time, until there was a faint golden light on his body, but he extinguished the golden light and continued to walk the whole way.

"This man is sick." Pi Ye muttered.

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