"As the rotating chairman, you need to take a stand on this matter."

When Jin Mei's aura was full of aura, the big white elephant couldn't parry, he kept wiping the sweat on his head with a silk handkerchief, and all the main god-level bigwigs below were waiting for his response.

"There's no need to be in such a hurry." At this time, the God King spoke again: "With the current strength, the rabbits are enough, but the current situation is not optimistic, and I hope that you can discuss a result in these few days, and if you are not willing to take responsibility, then it is my duty as an advisor to the Guardian to advise him to migrate to another world to reset Universe Zero." ”

The threat in the words of the god king is very obvious, if once the guardian abandons the current zero universe, then this place will be washed away by the invaders between the world in a short period of time, and the existing strength is simply not enough to deal with the vast number of threats, you must know that now this place can still maintain basic stability, in fact, it mainly depends on the deterrent power of the guardian, once he is lost, this resourceful world will really become a peerless beauty who fell naked on the streets of Mumbai in the middle of the night, and the result is self-evident.

The god king, who was the advisor, also got up and took his leave, and the main gods in the room fell silent, and they exchanged words with each other, but now it seemed that their good days were really coming to an end.

And among all the people here, only Jin Mei knows that Brother Zhang will never leave this world, because he is personified, has emotions, thoughts and emotions, and of course he will not only use the iron skull to seek the optimal solution like the God King.

But she wasn't going to tell the insatiable bastards in front of her, they had enjoyed their good days for so long, and now it was time for them to bleed.

"Then I'll take my leave." Jin Mei got up and said, "You don't need to inform me of your results, because I already have my own ideas." ”

Her departure led all the main gods of the Oriental Department to leave, and the room was suddenly reduced by about half, and these people who followed Jin Mei away all expressed their support for the God King's plan and launched defensive measures, and most of the people left were undecided, and these undecided ones were now somewhat panicked, because they couldn't figure out what the guardians were thinking, if the guardians announced that they would give up, they wouldn't say that the days would be good, I am afraid that even the days would come to an end.

But if they really work together to build a defense network, their human plans will inevitably be affected, and then many of their plans will have to be put on hold.

"Adjournment and rest for three days. A vote will be held three days later. ”

The rotating chairman, the big white elephant, threw a sign on the table with a face full of disgrief: "Ladies and gentlemen, I want to step down as the rotating chairman, do any of you want to take over?" ”

The audience was silent, and no one answered.

At this moment, Brother Zhang has been rummaging through the cabinets in the room, after Mr. Lin's call, he has just received a request from the class group every year, saying that the school's parent-child program next week is divided into three parts, one is the parent-child sports meeting, one is the program performance, and the other is the class spring outing.

This is a new trick that only exists this year, and there has been nothing before, the principal didn't have so much in the past, and this new principal definitely has some ulterior bad taste, he will always make some outrageous requirements for parents to implement. Since the beginning of this semester, for the first time, students were asked to bring a fish from home, and at that time, Brother Zhang worked hard to prepare a yellow croaker with soup for every year, which was a top famous dish.

But when she came back on New Year's night, she came back crying, because other children all brought a small fish tank, in which there were little goldfish, small white stripes and even small tadpoles, but she brought a lunch box, which was a fragrant yellow croaker in soup......

The second time the school asked the children to bring an embroidery to the past, and Brother Zhang worked hard to embroider a group of national colors and heavenly incense for him, and eighteen colors of peonies were embroidered on white silk cloth, which was beautiful. For this reason, Brother Zhang also deliberately asked the relationship to find a weaver girl to guide on the spot, and it was almost seamless one-to-one. But then I came back crying every year at night, because other children were embroidering a name or embroidering an abstract family of three, but she brought the national color and Tianxiang with her, and the teacher didn't dare to accept her homework, for fear that she would not be able to afford to pay for it.

The third time is to bring a branch...... Anyway, there was a golden apple tree growing in their school right now, ten stories tall, and still growing. The headmaster said he wanted to cut it down, but it drew an outcry from the Greek ambassador, who even used diplomatic authority to keep the golden apple tree. And this tree has now become a tourist attraction, and people outside the school have to pay 20 yuan a piece to take pictures.

And this time, Brother Zhang is going to be there in person.

"I don't think so, really. Uncle. Lei Long persuaded beside him: "You really don't need to bring the whip of the gods, this is the sports meeting, not the god list." ”

"Don't don't, don't ...... You don't need this either, you know what this is, right? This is the crystallization of Lu Wu's soul, you are not a race with borrowed things, you are chasing the stars. Lei Long pressed the thing that Brother Zhang turned out: "This is not very good, what is this?" ”

Brother Zhang took out a skull from the box, and this head looked very terrifying, with two long teeth and high cheekbones. What's even more terrifying is not the skull he pulls out, but the fact that it can talk.

"I am the Lord of the Nine Shadows, who dares to wake me up!"

Brother Zhang glanced at the talking skull, then wrapped it in a cloth, and then he pouted and got under the bed, dragged out a huge box, and then took out all the same things inside.

"I still don't think it's necessary, you don't have to take out these ancient artifacts for a prize for an in-person sports meeting." The thunder dragon used his hands to protect those things: "Fairy Zhong! This is my Fairy Zhong!! Neither can an axe, this is a Pangu giant axe...... You don't mess around, please. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang looked at the contents of the big box: "Is there something missing?" ”

"What can be missing, Xuanyuan Sword is not here, you don't want to take Xuanyuan Sword as a sports meeting reward to the children, right?"

Brother Zhang clapped his hands, turned around and walked to the cabinet, and moved another box from the top of the cabinet......

"This won't work." Brother Zhang put it back very seriously: "Then what do you think is better?" ”

"I think so...... Shall we go to the toy store and buy a remote-controlled car? ”

Brother Zhang's eyes opened, and then he took out a small box and jingled the things inside to the ground, and all these things were automatically combined, and it was a statue of a golden-armored warrior, the golden statue was about eighty centimeters high, holding a giant sword, and his expression was lifelike.

"Brother! Father! Dear Daddy! Don't give away Yu Lei's image! A class of national treasures......"

This doesn't work, that doesn't work, Brother Zhang crossed his waist and looked around, but he also made a difficulty. Because the school's requirement is to idle gadgets at home, and then everyone forms an exchange, which is a small game to enhance friendship.

But Brother Xiao Zhang looked around, and the less valuable ones were here, and he was more inclined to take out the Donghuang Taiyi Bell, because this bell had been transformed, and it had no power in itself, and its only role was to link the human world and the world of mountains and seas, and under normal circumstances, no one could cross through without the permission of Fairy Zhong.

"Don't mess around, I know these things are not worth anything to you, but if they really go out, it will be bloody." The thunder dragon sighed: "Do you want to go to the treasury to have a look?" I saw quite a few of them during the retreat before. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang nodded, he collected all the treasures in the place, and if he went to the warehouse, the things here would be less distressed, after all, the warehouse was full of things in the human world, compared with the set of top treasures in Brother Zhang's house, these things were worthless.

"I don't want to, either, but the school requires that it is an idle old thing in our own home, and if we go out to buy a remote control car, people will definitely say that parents don't pay attention to it every year." Brother Xiao Zhang said while rummaging in the warehouse: "I messed up Nian Nian a few times before, and I definitely can't mess around anymore this time." ”

"And what show are you going to perform?"

Brother Xiao Zhang paused, and then looked back at Lei Long with a stiff face: "I ......"

"You can cook, but you can't show egg fried rice to a bunch of fourth-graders." Brontosaurus leaned next to him and said, "If you want me to say, you just let others forget it." ”

"Nope." Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head and said, "I must go, otherwise I will be sad every year." ”

"She'll be sad when you go...... Your overly serious personality will make her die. ”

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In the end, Brother Zhang found a Fu Ya in the warehouse, which sounded very good, but in fact it was a small model made of wood, pinched and thrown out to fly carefully, the kind that flew for three days and three nights, a small toy made by Lu Ban himself, also known as Fu Crow.

Brother Zhang stood in the yard with a crow and threw it forward, the crow began to hover above his head as if it had vitality, Brother Zhang looked at it and felt very satisfied, and then took a roll of fishing line from the tool room, and tied the fishing line to the top after taking off the crow, so that it could be withdrawn at any time after throwing.

"I don't want to let you go." Lei Long said with a smile: "This is a gift given to her by the public loss class when she pursued the eldest sister back then, and you just gave it away." ”

"But he gave two or three hundred tiger girls."

Brother Xiao Zhang pointed to the warehouse, there are a lot of wooden products that are piled up in it like garbage, and most of these wooden products are small toys given to her when Mr. Gongyi pursued the tiger girl, and the tiger girl still has a tail at that time.

There are wooden horses that can run on their own, wooden dogs that can make clicking sounds and follow people, wooden ducks that can swim faster than real ducks in the water, wooden snakes that can burrow holes, and wooden monkeys that can fight with each other. Anyway, all kinds of strange and lost things were sent to Tiger Girl.

Now these things look like cursed items, especially the wooden doll that crawls everywhere on its own, Annabelle is overshadowed in front of it, this thing crawls out of the storeroom in the middle of the night more than once to look for its mother, and then it is so disgusting that it is trampled by the dog.

If Brother Zhang gives those horrible things to others, the little classmates who get the reward will be scared to wet the bed in the middle of the night.

"This is Ou Yezi's fish intestines! Hey, it's fish intestines!! The Brontosaurus picked up a small short sword in the corner: "This is the fish intestine, right?" ”

Brother Xiao Zhang walked in with the talisman and took a look: "I don't know, this should be Qing Lingzi's collection." ”

"Bad luck, dirty, smack!"

Brontosaurus threw the fish intestines into the box next to him, rubbing his hands on his pants.

The gifts are ready, and the rest is the show, and Brother Zhang thinks that it is better to discuss this with Nian Nian.

So after coming home from school every year, the two of them got together and discussed for a long time, if it wasn't for Xu Wei to find out in time, the show they would perform at that time would be "broken boulders in the chest", and the whole performance process has been drawn, lying on the ground every year, pressing five hundred pounds of bluestone slabs on his body, and then Xiao Zhang smashed all the slates with a sledgehammer, and then slowly spit out with tomato sauce in his mouth, and waited until the teacher was scared and rushed up, and jumped up to the audience with a gesture of "yes".

"Who came up with this cult show?"

Xu Wei looked at the terrifying diagram, and her hands began to tremble. Brother Zhang stretched out his hand and pointed at Nian Nian, and Nian Nian raised his head and slapped his chest loudly.

"No, someone will call the police." Xu Wei tore the diagram to shreds: "You can't perform something normal??? ”

Xu Wei looked at the dazed two people in front of her, one big and one small, she sighed and said: "Anyway, we have a lot of idlers, isn't it good for us to rehearse a show, anyway, I didn't say how many parents we could go." ”

Brother Zhang's eyes lit up: "That's right." ”

"In this case, let's choose the easiest one, the Wizard of Oz or Little Red Riding Hood, you choose one for yourselves."

In the end, Little Red Riding Hood chose three dozen white bone spirits......

"As for the show, it can be unpopular but not evil, your evil show is too terrifying." Xu Wei shook her head: "That's Little Red Riding Hood." ”

Crying and refusing every year, she insisted that Little Red Riding Hood beat the white bone spirit three times......

In the end, everyone had to vote, and everyone overwhelmingly rejected Little Red Riding Hood's three dozen white bone spirits, but in order to appease Nian Nian's emotions, even Zhang Yao, the person who fished for wreckage in the Pacific Ocean, was called back.

"I think it's better to be Little Red Riding Hood, three dozen white bone spirits are too terrifying." Zhang Yao held the head of a soul eater in his hand who was still dripping green water and said, "I'll help you take care of the set at that time, okay?" Sure you're satisfied. ”

Nian Nian stretched out his little finger, Zhang Yao wiped his fingers stained with green blood on Lei Long's body, and then hooked it with Nian Nian.

"You're disgusting." The thunder dragon shouted, "What the hell, it stinks." ”