255. Parent-Teacher Association of Social Fear 2
"It's a big deal."
Niu Niu patted his thigh and said, "You have to pay attention to it, you have to pay attention to it." ”
"Don't be exaggerated." Zhang Yao, who was designing the lighting and stage design, raised his head and glanced at him: "Don't come here with the whole helicopter." ”
"That's not possible, helicopters are too exaggerated." Wei Shenhao said solemnly: "In me, the eldest lady doesn't hug her when she goes out, and my family is usually too low-key every year." ”
At this time, Xu Wei ran over from the floor next to him, and Xu Wei chased after him: "Little ancestor, you wear shoes!" Wear shoes! ”
"Look." Niu Niu said seriously: "It's like an ordinary little girl." ”
Zhang Yao raised her head, took off her glasses, and looked Niu Niu up and down: "I warned you not to make trouble for me, do you know how hard we spent to make her ordinary?" ”
At this time, Brother Xiao Zhang came back from outside, put Nian Nian under his arm and walked past them, Niu Niu looked at the listless Nian Nian, and was silent for a moment: "I, who is an uncle, always have to express it." ”
"Uncle?" Zhang Yao narrowed his eyes: "You say it again." ”
"Huh?" Wei Shenhao asked curiously, "What's wrong?" ”
"Brother Zhang's father adopted her every year, she calls you Brother Zhang brother, does your Brother Zhang have to call you uncle?"
Hearing Zhang Yao's introduction, Niu Niu really didn't know that there was such a layer, he thought that Nian Nian was the daughter of the Holy Lord, but he never expected it...... It's a younger sister. At that moment, the sweat on his forehead was dripping, but he couldn't say anything other than a stupid laugh.
And while they were talking, Yu Heng finished today's cultivation, carrying Chen Shi's wine gourd to find Xiao Zhang to drink to the master, he was not lightly cleaned up by Chen Shi during this time, but with the blessing of the Twelve Spirits Alliance, his progress was really fast, although Chen Shi disliked him on the surface and disliked him that, but behind his back, he praised himself for picking up a good apprentice, especially when he met those old friends who were scattered immortals, he was even more boastful. Even Yu Heng's toes are much longer than those of their stinky fish and shrimp apprentices.
"Ah Heng, come on, come on."
Niu Niu beckoned Yu Heng over, Yu Heng came to them with a sword under his arm and a wine gourd in his hand, Niu Niu moved the snacks on the table to him: "In a few days, what are you going to do for the annual sports meeting." ”
After listening to this, Yu Heng slowly took off the seven-star dragon yuan under his armpit, and used his thumb to slightly unsheath the sword: "Do you want me to kill her opponents." ”
After Zhang Yao heard a shudder, she looked back in amazement: "It's only been a few days, and your murderous intent is so heavy?" ”
At this time, Lei Long, who was sitting at the counter shaking his legs, said: "Sword cultivation is like this, Hongchen came out of the sword immortal to kill into the Dao." In addition, Chen Shi's old wild monster is not a serious swordsmanship, and once he starts to practice, he will have murderous intent. At that time, he will also have a stage called heart washing, and only after washing his heart can he be regarded as a true sword immortal. ”
"Yay? You understand. Zhang Yao looked at Lei Long curiously: "You are not a sword cultivator. ”
"When I was nineteen years old, I had a girlfriend who was Little Sword Fairy, she told me." Lei Long continued to sit there and shake his feet: "The current Xiao Heng is not very capable, and the killing intent is monstrous. When will he be as murderous and restrained as Chen Shi's old ass in the future, and he will not let go, that is Kendo Xiaocheng. ”
"What's Dacheng like?" Zhang Yao asked curiously, "Will there be any special changes?" ”
"From ancient times to the present, the first sword immortal in the world was born in Shuzhong, we say that it is Shushan, but it is actually the Xianshan faction in Shuzhong. I estimate that Chen Shi's old opponent is the person over there, according to the information provided by the Mountain King, the first sword immortal of the past dynasties can already be retracted and released freely, without a sword in his hand, no sword in his eyes, no sword in his heart, and no sword in his body, nor his mind into a sword. ”
"That's still called a sword fairy?"
"Hmm." Lei Long nodded and said: "The art of merging the way, different paths lead to the same end, only called immortals." But well, now the sword fairy doesn't eat it. ”
Yu Heng turned his head sideways and asked curiously, "Why?" ”
Lei Long looked up at the ceiling: "The gun is fast within seven steps, and the gun is fast and accurate outside seven steps." ”
"Hahaha, Brother Long laughed. My master is not afraid of guns. Yu Heng laughed: "What's so scary about that." ”
The thunder dragon raised his eyes and looked at him murderously: "What if I take it?" ”
In an instant, the surrounding air was filled with tiny electric arcs, and these electric arcs seriously interfered with the sword immortal's ability to survive, plus the thunder dragon spread out all his murderous aura at once, and for a while, Yuheng people were blindsided, and subconsciously took two steps back, leaving only the killing god thunder dragon standing on the square in front of the Kunlun Hall in his mind.
And at this time, Nian Nian suddenly rushed over and bit down on the calf of the thunder dragon, and the thunder dragon jumped up with a scream: "Loosen your mouth!" I spanked! ”
It was only when he began to deal with Nian Nian that Yu Heng's actions returned to normal, he took a few steps back, and sat down on the chair, beads of sweat on his forehead already rolling down his cheeks.
"No, aren't you feeling well?" Zhang Yao asked kindly.
Yu Heng covered his mouth and shook his head vigorously: "I'm still far from it." ”
After saying that, he got up and trotted out with the wine gourd, and only the brave dragon warrior was left in the house.
In the evening, the first rehearsal of the show officially kicked off, and under Zhang Yao's debugging, there was a depth of field effect on the small stage, and even the visual impact of naked-eye 3D, coupled with such a dozen lights, it seemed like it was really a deep and dark forest.
At this time, the brontosaurus wearing a red turban and a girl's skirt was picking mushrooms in the forest with a small basket, and he was humming a nursery rhyme while walking, and at this time, Nian Nian, who was wearing wolf skin, followed the brontosaurus step by step. When Little Red Riding Hood came to a junction, Nian Nian rushed out and dragged the thunder dragon to a Thomas roundhouse kick, and the thunder dragon took it with one hand, took a backflip, and stretched out his hand to point an electric light across the dark night sky.
Nian Nian did not show weakness, a waist and horse escaped the lightning, and then under a terrifying roar, she returned to her original form, like a genetically mutated giant wolf pounced on the thunder dragon, the thunder dragon put his hands together, and the electric spear pierced into the eyebrows of Nian Nian, but every year the ancient spirit beast was not afraid of this at all, rushed up and slapped the thunder dragon away, and after the thunder dragon hit the wall hard, his hands were divided together, and the strong arc pulled out a huge crackling sound, as if it was a cannon battle for the New Year.
The sound caused Nian Nian to recede and let out a deafening roar, and in an instant the whole backyard flew sand and rocks, and even the clouds in the sky were blown away.
"Click!"
Zhang Yao's face turned green with anger, she stepped forward and pointed at the thunder dragon and said, "What are you doing?" The child is not sensible, and you are not sensible? What's the fool's errand? Is this something that can be put on a show? ”
The young beast cowardly hid behind the thunder dragon, looked at Zhang Yao timidly and didn't dare to make a sound, and the thunder dragon wearing a small apron carried a basket and crossed his waist: "Just ask you if it's exciting." ”
Isn't that exciting? It's almost time for Konoha to fight the nine-tailed fox, but this is something that can be taken out for children and parents? Whose personal program will perform left and right waves and subdue the tailed beast?
At this time, Brother Zhang, who was playing grandma in the small bed, sat up: "I also think you have changed a little too much." ”
"Do it all over again." Zhang Yao was angry: "What kind of attitude!" ”
Lei Long muttered a few words, and then began to play against Nian Nian again, and when it came to the second rehearsal, Nian Nian still jumped out at that fork in the road, and asked Little Red Riding Bag where he was going?
"I'm going to grandma's, wahahahaha! Grandma is feasting guests today, and the Sprinkle family is short of a good wolf skin! Evil wolf, come to life! ”
Saying that the thunder dragon jumped up, and then a set of Wing Chun was played out, and every year was not to be outdone, Taizu long fist tiger and tiger, the two went back and forth several times, and it has changed from a boxing duel to an eagle claw to grab each other, and every year the strength is great, and the thunder dragon's arm was broken all of a sudden, and after listening to a click, the thunder dragon jumped back: "Okay, you are a bad wolf, you have good skills, the green mountains do not change the green water, we will fight again another day!" ”
After speaking, the thunder dragon jumped out of the screen......
Zhang Yao cried, she stood there wiping her tears: "Do you still want to do it?" ”
"Isn't this what you wanted, the wolf injured me, and then went to eat grandma, and I went back to the master to find the senior sister."
Saying that, the thunder dragon dragged the tiger girl to the stage, and the tiger girl snorted, which was quite like a tiger roaring in the mountains and forests.
"Then I followed the senior sister to avenge me, and found that the evil wolf had bitten my grandmother to death, and we went up to punish the evil and promote the good, and a wolf and a tiger fought for three hundred rounds, and finally the evil wolf was defeated and died tragically under the claws of the tiger."
In order to cooperate with the thunder dragon, the tiger girl also deliberately opened her claws and showed the sharp claws on her head.
"If you don't want to act, then we'll go loose." Zhang Yao angrily found Brother Zhang, who was lying there playing with his mobile phone: "Look at them, you take care of them." ”
Brother Zhang actually thinks this plot is very good...... It's a bit cruel to twist off the arm of the thunder dragon, and it needs to be changed.
However, in order to appease Zhang Yao's anger, he still made the decision to completely change the plot to a regular plot, there is no thunder dragon to kill wolves, there is no evil wolf to fight tigers, only a normal Little Red Riding Hood plot.
tossed until more than ten o'clock in the evening, Xiao Zhang's shop was not opened, but Xu Wei was busy in front. This is barely qualified, and Zhang Yao gave a passing grade.
But there is something here that makes him very puzzled and uncomfortable, that is, Lei Long, one meter eight eight, hanger figure, slender and well-proportioned and strong, handsome and extraordinary, but why does he wear a skirt as Little Red Riding Hood! It's against the grain, right?
And every year, soft and cute, a small one, although he can only speak a few words and jump out, but he can't stand being cute and beautiful, and his milk voice is milky. But why should she be a big bad wolf again?
And the one who plays grandma...... Why is it Brother Xiao Zhang, what is going on with their family!
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