Early in the morning of the 8th, a pink Rolls-Royce stopped at the mouth of the alley of Chang'an Lane, Niu Niu sat in a straight uniform and smacked noodles, today's rice noodles have more soy sauce, he felt a little salty when he ate it, and then bought a bottle of Fanta on the side of the road, and sprayed the entire dashboard when he opened the lid.

But Niu Niu didn't care, he wiped a few times with a napkin that wiped his mouth, and then gave a hundred yuan to the middle school students who were buying breakfast at the mouth of the alley, and asked him to help throw away the garbage, and then adjusted the seat, and stepped on the steering wheel without taking off his shoes for a while, until Lei Long, Xiao Brother Zhang and others came out of Chang'an Lane on bicycles.

"What about this! This! ”

Niu Niu beckoned to them, and then the men came to him on a creaking bicycle, and the thunder dragon patted the pink Rolls-Royce: "Rented?" ”

"I bought it, I directly told the general distributor that I had to air transport one by air, and money was not a problem. I gave him a card, counted him as a tip, and shipped one over in eight hours, saying that it was a display car for me to use first. Niu Niu patted the steering wheel: "Money is still a good thing." ”

"You can build it."

After saying that, the thunder dragon was about to leave on the bicycle, and there were a lot of props tied to the back seat of the bicycle, which looked like he was fleeing the famine.

And Brother Xiao Zhang's back seat was sitting on Nian Nian, she was holding a lunch box in her hand, which contained breakfast, because of the bumps of the bicycle, she ate all over her face.

"Sit on me, I'll do this." Niu Niu hurriedly got out of the car and opened the rear door: "I drove Nian Nian over." ”

"You're too pompous." Lei Long looked at the car and said, "It's too sassy, no." ”

And while they were talking, the roar of the motorcycle sounded, and then I saw Zhang Yao, who was dressed in a black leather coat, suddenly running over on her motorcycle, and the helmet was unparalleled.

"This figure...... You really can. Thunder Dragon commented in a low voice: "It's just that the character is a mess." ”

Zhang Yao looked at him with a frown: "Do you think it's particularly exciting to find excitement early in the morning?" ”

"You're going to kill me."

Seriously, if it weren't for Zhang Yao who didn't have any way to take Lei Long, she would have killed him a long time ago, Xiao Ma's mouth stinks but he still knows a little bit of proportion, Lei Long's beyond is really cheap to make people's scalp tingle.

What's more important is that his dead pig is not afraid of boiling water, and he has no tricks to take him horizontally and vertically, Huang Die'er worked before, but now Huang Die'er is not very effective, he was simply born in the world for cheapness.

"Don't get stuck here." Brother Xiao Zhang glanced around: "There won't be so many people in the annual sports meeting." ”

"As for it, it's too much." Thunder Dragon pointed to the pink car and said, "There will be more people waiting." ”

In the end, he still loves vanity and chooses a pink Rolls-Royce, after all, this Barbie powder that is full of nouveau riche is really very popular with underage girls, and after getting on the car every year, Niu Niu even opened the hood, and if he wants to sass, he will suck the bag to the end, which is a qualified nouveau riche style.

"I'm not afraid of traffic jams, people's traffic jams are blocking their lives, our traffic jams are drying their lives, and making those who take the bus envious is the biggest use of convertibles."

When he was in the car, Niu Niu instilled wrong values in Nian Nian, but Nian Nian didn't care, he just stared at the little fat man in the back seat of an electric car and drooled, after all, for Nian Nian, the pink space shuttle is not as practical as a fat human cub.

Although the degree of socialization is already very high every year, after all, it is a first-class beast in the world, she knows that she can't eat people, but gluttony is really not something she can control.

Driving to the school gate, this point is bound to be jammed, but Niu Niu is not in a hurry, the traffic jam left the steering wheel with both hands, leisurely took out a can of beer from the Xiaoice box on the side and drank.

When Brother Zhang and the others arrived later, they found that the pink Rolls-Royce was parked on the side of the road, sitting on it alone every year, and Niu Niu was gone.

"What about others?" Brother Zhang asked curiously.

Nian Nian pointed to the police car not far away: "Police, arrest." ”

Brother Zhang pursed his lips, let out a breath from his nostrils, and then put Nian Nian back on the back seat of his bicycle again, and then came to her school.

As soon as I passed, I saw the mouse and the pony they were there, and the pony said happily when he saw them coming: "You came late just now, and I heard that there was a fool who drove a luxury car in front of him and drank beer while driving with an open top, and when he came up, he was pressed by three traffic policemen, and it is said that he resisted and was handcuffed." Isn't this a pure two-corner? ”

Brother Xiao Zhang was embarrassed to say that the person was one of the twelve spirits, but sighed silently, and walked into the school with a bunch of people.

As soon as I went in, I found that it was really lively today, and there were not only children but also all kinds of adults in the whole school, who were standing on both sides of the playground in strange shapes, searching for their baby bumps in a group of little rabbit cubs.

"It's the first time I've been in school for the first time." Zhang Yao took off her leather clothes as she spoke, although there were still clothes inside, her snake-like body still attracted the attention of many people.

"This is the golden apple." The pony looked up at the tall golden apple tree: "How tall can it grow?" ”

"If there is no limit." Brother Xiao Zhang glanced up: "It is said to be able to grow to 13,000 meters." ”

"Good ......" pony is speechless, after all, the tree is four or five thousand meters taller than Mount Everest, that is really too exciting.

Finally, when the horn sounded, the parents began to walk to their children's classes as if they had been called by the holy decree, and Brother Zhang and them were no exception.

Because Mr. Lin seems to be the director of the Academic Affairs Office, he is not there today, but their homeroom teacher is responsible for the roll call every year. The head teacher is a young girl in her twenties, who should have graduated from college for only two or three years, about the same age as Xu Wei.

"You are all Zhang Ruinian's parents?"

The head teacher was really shocked when he saw such a large group of people coming, especially when he saw the pony, he didn't know and thought that someone was making trouble...... But after learning that they were all parents every year, I was really shocked by this battle.

"Okay, it's coming." The head teacher shook his head with a smile and said, "Let's all register, what is the relationship between you and Zhang Ruiming." ”

Brother Zhang walked up and signed a "big brother".

Lei Long stepped forward and signed a "second brother"

The mouse stepped forward and signed a "third brother"

The pony walked up and signed a "Seventh Brother"

Zhang Yao stepped forward and signed a "mother"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

"Huh?"

Four pairs of eyes looked at Zhang Yao together, and then she realized that she might be inferior, so she hurriedly changed the two words of her mother and replaced them with "stepmother".

"Are you alright?" Lei Long pointed to the watch and said to Zhang Yao: "If you take advantage of us, forget it, you still take advantage of my master, and you also take advantage of my master." ”

Zhang Yao's face was visibly red, she laughed embarrassedly, and then painted the word stepmother again and wrote "sister".

"I'm so nervous......"

"What are you nervous about?" Pony chuckled, "You just dream at night and think about it every day." ”

Seeing that these people were blocked there and beeping endlessly, the head teacher hurriedly opened up and walked them in, and after they entered, they found that Nian Nian's status in the class was so fucking high, and other parents and children were crowded on a small stool, but Nian Nian alone circled a large area, and no one was allowed to sit, this kind of thing was to be adjusted by the teacher, but the problem was that all the students who were occupied by her were trying their best to dissuade their parents......

What does this mean? Explain that every year is definitely the overlord level in school.

"They say that every year is the patron saint of their class, and people from other classes and even senior grades come to find fault every year."

Zhang Yao asked Nian Nian curiously: "How did you settle down?" ”

Nian Nian took out a piece of paper, and then quickly cut it into the shape of a villain, and then wrote the name of the thunder dragon on it, took off his shoes and started fighting, and the thunder dragon was beaten to the body with the thunder law protector......

When Zhang Yao saw this scene, she broke out in a cold sweat......

"Not next time, it's dangerous......"

Nian Nian nodded: "Wash your hands in the golden basin." ”

Zhang Yao took a deep breath, she really wants to take her side every year to cultivate, a group of strange things like that every day are planted together, and good children will definitely be scrapped, which is too terrifying.

At this time, all the parents have been seated, and the head teacher also began to announce today's activities, parent-child activities for three days, the first day is the sports meeting, and then everyone exchanges rewards, the second day is a talent show, and the third day is a spring outing,

From the moment he heard about the Games, Pony was already gearing up, after all, for him, if he won a gold medal in the Games, it would be disloyal to his athletic ability.

The first event of the sports day is the relay race, but the difference is that parents need to use two bricks to move, otherwise it is not a result, and it is normal running after parents hand over the baton to their children.

"Grade sports day, right, this principal is really good at tossing." The pony was the first to play, and he saw that other fathers and grandfathers were carrying three bricks in their hands, so he also went up and took three bricks, and then asked the teacher next to him, "Can you only step on the bricks?" ”

The teacher nodded, and Nian Nian had reached the other end of the track to take over.

Pony measured it visually, a distance of about eighty meters, weighed it with three bricks in his hand, and then came to the starting line.

With the sound of the starting gun, the pony threw the three bricks directly, and then cast an invincible Hot Wheels, and when the father was still moving forward, the pony grabbed the two bricks and turned upside down, and the third brick was always five meters in front of him.

This action made the people around him a burst of wow......

Less than ten meters ahead, the pony has reached the finish line, which is still the result of his collection, and Nian Nian is even more tense in his muscles, and after receiving the baton, he instantly broke the sound barrier.

But at this moment, the time of the others stopped, and Brother Xiao Zhang appeared in front of Nian Nian and broke her back to the starting point, and then said to her: "Normal speed!" ”

Nian Nian sighed, and then began to run slowly, and after she started, time resumed again.

“？？？” When they watched the 100-meter speed approaching the professional athletes, the physical education teacher next to them questioned their homeroom teacher: "This is eight years old??? ”

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