If you want to choose who carries the most terrifying curse in this world, it will definitely be Brother Xiao Zhang, because almost all the gods who respect him want him to die, because only when he dies can those gods be able to step on people's bodies again to be powerful.

So if there is a button placed in front of those gods and Buddhas who respect and obey Brother Zhang, as long as Brother Zhang is pressed, Brother Zhang will die once, guess how many times they can press it in one night?

But unfortunately, they can only think about it, and then they will evolve all kinds of behaviors around him, which are like a political body, and different people and parties are fighting all kinds of political struggles around His Majesty the Emperor.

Although there was no clear code of conduct, and there was no need for special compliments to the emperor on the surface, the intrigue between them was no less than the struggle of mankind in any period.

And this time, of course, Brother Zhang doesn't care, but if he lets it go, then more and more people will start to pull the banner of tiger skin and rely on depriving others of their interests to strengthen themselves, so this kind of thing cannot be condoned.

"That's the way it is, but this matter itself has something to do with us, so we will also compensate for your losses, but please also make it clear that this matter itself is not directly related to the Holy Lord, but is a continuous relationship caused by our actions."

After the pony in charge of foreign affairs sat there and finished speaking, he pushed out a few documents, which used the lingua franca of the Sea Clan, and the content was probably about a series of compensation issues for the Twelve Spirits to the Eight Sea Clans, which can be said to be a very fierce move.

Because the compensation is mainly focused on the infrastructure of the major sea tribes, which is what they urgently need, such as network problems, food problems, housing problems and education problems, it is not so much compensation as the point-to-point assistance of the twelve spirits to the eight sea tribes.

It lasted for about ten years, and successively invested about 40 billion yuan to improve the overall living standard of the Eight Great Sea Tribes, and also promised to open the trade network between the Sea Tribes and the human world, so that the goods of the Eight Great Sea Tribes could be circulated to the human world in exchange for the materials they needed.

"And the Holy Lord also asked me to bring you a message, if you are in trouble one day, you can contact the Twelve Spirits at any time, and the Twelve Spirits will definitely do their best to help you." Pony distributed his contact information to the representatives of the Sea Clans: "The agreement will take effect as soon as you sign it, and the network will be covered within three months." ”

The reason why this move is fierce is because as long as this agreement is signed, the influence of the fox clan on the sea clan will fall directly to the bottom, and it will be replaced by the close relationship between the twelve spirits and the sea clan, after all, the promises given to them by the fox clan are all cakes, but the things given by the twelve spirits are really what they need.

The Sea Clan is not stupid, they naturally know how to choose allies.

After the meeting, Pony is sorting out the paperwork signed by the Sea Clan, when he suddenly hears a rustling sound behind him, and he subconsciously turns around, only to see the Queen of the People swimming like a snake and coming to Pony.

"Hello Queen." The pony immediately performed a sea clan ritual to the queen of the people.

"Okay."

The Queen of the Diren answered, and then sat down on the chair closest to the pony, and looked at the pony with one hand on her chin, and although the pony was sorting out and checking the papers, she could always feel a beam of eyes shining on him, and he couldn't feel comfortable up and down.

"Your Majesty, may I ask what is the matter?"

"No, I don't." The Queen of Diren propped her chin and looked at him with a smile: "I'll just look at you." ”

The pony paused, then slowly raised his head to look at the queen who could be more than one story tall, then blinked quickly, smiled at her dryly, and then did not dare to speak.

To tell the truth, the Queen of Diren is very beautiful, she has fair skin, and she has eyes like sea blue gemstones, her face is very delicate, and when she sits there, her posture is even more than the most famous sculptor can fully engrave her beauty, especially the delicate long hair, which goes around the front of her from behind her shoulders, covering half of her proud figure, if ...... In fact...... It's not impossible.

It's just that she is too big, sitting three meters and five meters high, counting the tail of the upper and lower body is more than six meters, which is a bit too exaggerated for a normal adult male, this is no longer a question of whether she can do it, but whether she can do it. In the case of too much difference in size, the self-esteem of men will be completely destroyed.

"I know you."

"It's an honor." Pony smiled and replied, "To be known by Her Majesty." ”

But the queen didn't care about the pony's politeness: "Do you want to play with me?" I know a merman who can do somersaults. ”

The pony looked up and down at Her Majesty, always thinking that he had heard this trick somewhere, and it was the cat who would have turned his head last time......

"No, Your Majesty. I still have a lot of work to do here. Pony smiled, "How about next time?" ”

"I haven't been to the human realm yet, can you take me to see it?" The Queen of Diren said seriously: "I really want to go and see it." ”

The pony quickly adjusted his breathing, and then showed an embarrassed and helpless smile to the queen of the people: "Your Majesty, you are going to the human realm like this...... will cause a riot. ”

The Queen glanced down at her tail, then gestured at the size of the pony, thought for a moment, and nodded, "I know, I'll go to the wizard." ”

With that, she wandered away with a rustling voice, and the pony finally breathed a sigh of relief, picked up the papers, and ran away.

After not seeing the Queen for the next two days, Pony was finally a little relieved that he had taken care of the Sea Clan and ran away for the Dragons overnight.

The dragon clan is very awesome, they are arrogant, as far as the pony level is concerned, they won't even glance at it with their eyes, but the problem is that when the pony passes, he can take the most favored apricot fairy under the hands of Jin Mei, the three main gods of the mountain and sea realm, and the apricot fairy is a female official rather than an ordinary female fairy, and the level is very high, and her appearance directly leveled the status of the pony to the position of the four dragon gods.

Seeing the dragon of the four seasons, the pony's posture is also very low, and because of the addition of the apricot fairy, the dragon gods do not show their arrogance too much, although they are somewhat ignorant.

Of course, the pony has to fulfill his duties, he first explained the previous matter, and then reported to the dragon gods about the cooperation between the twelve spirits and the Eight Great Sea Clan, after all, the Eight Great Sea Clan is a family member of the Dragon Clan, and this explanation and report is necessary.

"The fox clan is indeed not very honest, we know these things."

The boss of the Dragon of the Four Seasons is the Spring Dragon, and after reading the pony's plan, he said very seriously: "We know what you think, the dragon family promises not to agree to any invitation from the fox clan, but we have one condition. ”

"Speak, please."

The level of the dragon god is really very high, second only to the main god level, and it is a race of real power, which is definitely not comparable to those races with a name, so the pony has become very polite at the moment.

"The liaison here, we need to change from Ma Tahua to Wenying." Chunlong looked up at Ma Taohua: "What do you think?" ”

"Good, good!" The pony nodded hurriedly: "I'll change it, I'll change it." ”

Pony smiled in his heart, the liaison person is the hardest job, it belongs to the person who wipes the ass of other people, and has to be scolded here, he hates being a liaison officer the most, and now someone has personally asked the liaison officer to be replaced by a thunder dragon, he really wants to rush up and take a sip on the face of the dragon in spring.

He didn't expect that the dragon clan that he thought was the most difficult was actually the smoothest, and after replacing the contact person with the thunder dragon, he said that the dragon clan would agree to anything, whether it was to jointly sanction the fox clan or close the communication channel between the dragon clan and the fox clan, etc.

And just when he was about to leave the mountain and sea realm to go to the side of the Hope Protoss, he originally planned to leave from the teleportation point next to Jianmu, but as soon as he passed, he found that the Queen of Diren was sitting next to her, the fish body under her had turned into human feet, the scales had disappeared, and even the height had only shrunk to one meter eight.

"Your Majesty...... Your Majesty? ”

Startled by the sudden appearance of the Diren Queen, the pony took two steps back and sneered, "Your Majesty, is this?" ”

He raised his chin: "This king wants to go to the human world to investigate, I heard that you humans like to eat kickbacks, and this king will personally supervise it." ”

The pony doesn't know where the eldest sister learned her words on the spot, anyway, she looks like she is clearly trying to deceive people, her demeanor is too easy to be seen, I don't know what the criteria for choosing an emperor are on their side, anyway, on the human side, such an emperor will be killed by the ministers.

"Do you drink that magic water that you can't talk after becoming a human, and when you speak, you will turn into foam. You just spoke, it's dangerous. ”

"No, our wizards are very powerful, and there won't be anything that weird. Go, take me to the human realm. ”

This eldest sister is a little unreasonable, but people are kings after all, so Xiaoma can't say anything, so he laughed a few times: "Your Majesty, I still have something to do, how will it be in a few days?" ”

"In a few days."

"Well, in a few days."

"How many days is that?"

The pony was stunned, he never thought that Her Majesty the Queen was still rectum, the most difficult thing to do was to meet this kind of player who politely said "have you eaten" and directly answered "haven't eaten", and now it is the turn of the pony to ride the tiger.

He said that in a few days, that is, next time, the queen said that in a few days, it was time to set a good date.

Looking at His Majesty's eyes as he waited for an answer, Pony sighed silently in his heart and whispered, "Then let's be in a few days." ”

"But how many days will it be?"

"Ten days! Ten days is okay, right? ”

"Okay, ten days." Her Majesty turned around and disappeared into the water with a thud.

The pony was scratching his ears and cheeks from the side, he was really not good at dealing with this kind of thing, if Ying smashed it, it would be good, it is estimated that Nath could make this kind of queen who doesn't seem very smart to be confused in a few words.

However, it is not a matter of thinking about it, the pony still has to meet the Atlantean Protoss and the Sea King Clan, the time is tight and the task is heavy, so it is necessary to hang the fox clan and beat it in the shortest possible time, otherwise when the time comes, when the fox clan is ready for the second war, they will have to do something again.

At the same time, the fox king had already found Chang'an Lane in a rage, he wanted to see the Holy Lord but was told by Rhubarb that the Holy Lord was not at home on a business trip.

"He said yesterday that he was going to see a friend today, and he didn't say when he would be back." Xu Wei explained to the fox king: "Why don't you call him?" ”

The fox king heaved and got up to say goodbye, but judging from the back of him leaving, he was obviously in a hurry, but the problem was that now the holy lord didn't see him at all, and there was not even a single person in the entire Chang'an Lane who could speak, except for going to find the leopard's head, there were no heavyweights.

And the leopard head has already broken away from the mountain and sea realm and has become the West Kunlun God Realm, and his fox clan and the leopard head are not naturally very good at dealing with each other, so ...... Now to go to the head of a leopard is tantamount to self-inflicted humiliation.

As for where Brother Xiao Zhang is now, he did go to see a friend, but this friend is a little far away from Chang'an Lane, about four light years away from the Centaur three-star seat, which is the hometown of the three-body man.

In fact, there are no Trisolarans here, but the cousins of the earth's humans, the home of the Proxima Centauri, who have almost the same DNA sequence as humans, but have many more scientific and technological capabilities than the earth, and are still a high-martial society, and what is even stranger is that they are still an imperial society.

And the person responsible for receiving Brother Zhang, a friend who came from afar, is the centaur civilization emperor of this generation, he has a long, long name, but he loves human civilization, and he has given himself a very frustrating Chinese name and English name.

"I have an idea to build a DNA pool on my cousin Earth." The Centaur Civilization Emperor sat in front of a game of Go and said worriedly: "We are almost finished, young people do not want to have children, and the Human Ethics Committee does not agree to asexual reproduction and mechanical reproduction, and in one hundred and fifty years, we will be finished." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang took a sip of the water cup, then frowned and glanced at the drink in the cup: "How can you be sure that the young people of the human race are willing to have children." ”

"Oh, let's finish it together." His Majesty the Emperor said in a deep voice: "It's okay, at least we are not alone. But this time you're going to make a surprise visit, let me guess why? ”

"Hide from people." Brother Zhang didn't talk nonsense: "I will hide here for a few days." ”

"Hahaha, emotional debt?"

"No, I'm not very good at relationships." Brother Xiao Zhang glanced sideways: "By the way, let's take a look at your problem here." ”

"I'm all right, except that young people don't want to have children." His Majesty the Centaur Emperor lamented, "I really don't understand why the Guardian was born on Earth, and how good it would be if it were me. ”

"Is there a difference?"

"Then if I ask you to take me to another world, will you refuse?"

"Not really." Brother Zhang smiled: "Your drink is too sweet, it's not good for your body." ”

The Centaur Emperor waved his hand and said: "If you feel sweet when you drink it, it means that your body function is very young, this is an adaptive drink, and the sweetness you drink corresponds to all aspects of your body." ”

Brother Xiao Zhang sighed, picked up the drink again and looked at it for a while: "Tell me the formula." ”

"Then you promise me to let me build a gene pool on Earth."

Brother Xiao Zhang shook his head, and then took out a table, which densely recorded the basic situation in various parallel universes: "It's better to go to other universes to see, I can open the door for you, but there must be preconditions, no colonization and plunder are allowed, and war is not allowed." ”

"As long as I can have children, I can kneel down and kowtow to them, and start a war. War is about killing people, do you know how much of the centaur civilization is left now? ”

"How much?"

"From 27.1 billion people 440 years ago, it has fallen all the way, and now there are less than 7 billion people left, which is less than the population of the solar system civilization of my cousin Earth, and I am still waging war...... The centaur civilization has long been out of the barbarian civilization sequence. ”

Brother Xiao Zhang sighed: "Then you prepare, I will choose a suitable universe for you, and then open a permanent portal." ”

"Alas, it's really nice to have a guardian of the main universe as a backer, then I'm ready to go there to be a Protoss. How long will it take? ”

"See how long you need, I'm always available. 10370 universe, it is a semi-barbaric universe, the level of civilization is equivalent to the first four hundred years before your first civilization revolution, that is, it is equivalent to the Middle Ages on the earth, the population is about 1.5 billion, and the world of medium and high-level forces. Perfect for your current situation. ”

"So what do I have to give?"

Brother Xiao Zhang thought for a while, then shook his head after being silent for a while: "Send a scientific expedition team to assist the earth in dealing with the upcoming catastrophes, and the rest is nothing." ”

"What about my ...... Does the Superpower Program need to be continued? ”

"Whatever, it's useless anyway." Brother Xiao Zhang raised his head and said, "I will be walking around with you in the past few days, you don't have to worry about me, if you have completed the preparations, just send me a message directly." ”

"Well said."

After that, Brother Zhang left this huge palace, and then walked around the planet Proxima Centauri, a good neighbor of the earth, His Majesty the Emperor gave him a lot of money, and the first thing he did was to enter the restaurant in the city, after all, because the cultural genes and even the taste are similar to the neighbors four light years away, so Brother Zhang didn't even eat the appearance and taste here, but they love to eat sugar here, which Brother Zhang is really a little unbearable, which reminds him of the memory of traveling to ZJ one year, and the egg white sheep's tail that he has all the time, eat until now he has a psychological shadow.

And when Brother Zhang opened the tourism mode, the upper echelons of the centaur civilization had all been mobilized, and because this time they entered the backward civilization as an advanced civilization for three branches and one support, so almost all the armed ships that received the task needed to be refitted, and the weapons of mass destruction and avant-garde offensive weapons should be dismantled, leaving only a certain number of self-defense weapons, and the cargo ship was also stuffed with daily necessities, medicines and all kinds of food.

Because this trip is to emigrate, to have children, to ensure the reproduction of the race, not for genocide.