303, a boat full of dreams and a galaxy
"Do you like the sea?"
On the tenth day of Brother Zhang's disappearance, Pony also completed the task of traveling west, and at this moment, the fox king was almost crazy looking for Brother Xiao Zhang, almost every day to Chang'an Lane, but every time he came, the news was the same, that is, he was not there, and he didn't know where to go. And now he has been isolated by several giants in the mountain and sea realm, and all the original cooperation has either been suppressed or directly reversed, and the Eight Sea Clan and the Dragon Clan have even directly cut off the connection with the fox clan. And the Giants had begun to pretend to be stupid, completely forgetting the verbal agreement they had reached before.
The fox king is not stupid, what he wants in his heart is to become bigger and stronger, but now the dream of becoming big is shattered all of a sudden, and he has also received a ban from the Western Sea Clan, which clearly prohibits anyone from the fox clan from entering the Atlantic realm again, while the Western God Clan directly prohibits the fox clan from entering any country, otherwise it will be regarded as a provocation and resolutely fight back.
The fox king can be said to be very anxious now, he knows that the only person who can solve the current predicament is Brother Xiao Zhang, but the problem is that Brother Xiao Zhang has not appeared since that day, and it has been ten days now, but he still hasn't seen him.
And unlike the fox is the queen of the Di people, she found him ten days later according to the agreement with the pony, when the big sister of more than one meter eight appeared next to the pony, it was really eye-catching, if she didn't wear high heels, she was even as tall as the pony, and if she changed into high heels, she could reach one meter nine, and even the thunder dragon had to raise her head to talk to her.
"It's okay, I don't like the smell of the sea, but the sea itself is still beautiful."
The pony was still very polite to the queen of the people, he didn't even ask her what her name was, but he had already endured the oppression of more than one meter and began to take her shopping.
"Then next time I'll take you to the sea."
"Okay."
"I'm going to eat this!" The Queen pointed to an ice cream parlor not far away: "I haven't eaten it." ”
The pony let out a listless sigh, and then took the Queen of the Di Terran to line up over there, but he didn't expect to meet an acquaintance while queuing.
"Huh?" As soon as the pony turned around, he noticed a mouse on the other team: "Why are you here?" ”
The mouse hurriedly covered his face with his hands, and tried to turn his back, but where was the pony so easy to fool, and quickly inserted himself next to the team to look the mouse up and down: "Can't you see it, the leader of the twelve spirits will eat this?" ”
The mouse glanced sideways, and the pony followed his line of sight, and found a girl in a white vest in small hot pants talking on the phone in a very motorcycle accent, and she looked very familiar, and the pony thought for a while and suddenly patted his head: "I'm a good girl, Black Guanyin...... You're dating Black Kannon, aren't you? You eat inside and out! I'm going to sue my eldest sister. ”
At this moment, the big queen came up and grabbed a chocolate bean and stuffed it into the pony's mouth, and the mouse was stunned, and turned his head sideways to see the girl with long legs and big breasts next to the pony, and was silent for a long time, and then fixed his eyes on her ocean-blue eyes.
"It's flat."
"I'm on business! Do you understand official business? Pony protests, "It's diplomacy...... Diplomacy!! ”
The mouse chuckled dryly, but didn't say anything, just pulled down the brim of his baseball cap, bought two strawberry ice creams, and hurried away, only to find that the two of them were wearing the same baseball cap.
It's disgusting......
When it was the pony's turn, the clerk asked him what style he wanted, and he turned back and pointed to the queen: "Just feed the pigs." ”
After that, the queen walked on the street with a super-large family rice bucket, and the five-liter ice cream was as eye-catching as her figure, and the queen didn't care about other people's eyes, just took a big bite of the ice cream with a spoon to eat, and covered her forehead and screamed twice, looking very happy.
The pony sighed, helpless.
Although she is obviously the aggressive queen of the Diren, she finally sank into the video game city where she caught the dolls, she plunged into it and never came out, and she didn't look like a queen at all, she lost her temper when she couldn't catch it, and if the pony caught her, she would jump up with joy, like a child who hadn't seen much of the world, and even stood in front of the doll king who had caught a lot of people and looked at the dolls counting the dolls, and many little brothers couldn't stand her eyes, so they would give her a few.
That's probably the advantage of being good-looking, or...... It's her big physique that gives people enough oppression.
At noon, Xiaoma invited her to a river fresh shop, and the queen of the Diren, who is used to eating seafood, does not like to eat river fresh food very much, but she loves to eat pasta very much, the cake in the fish head cake, the steamed bun with meat, and the skin of handmade dumplings, anyway, all the pasta that can be seen has been swept away by him, and she eats noodles when the pony eats meat, and she eats a lot, and the amount of leisure cannot be satisfied at all, and the dry noodles can be eaten by catty.
The pony was not in a hurry, but quietly played with his mobile phone while she was eating, and it was not until the big queen on the other side hiccuped that he spoke: "Is Your Majesty full?" ”
The big queen had oily hands on both hands, but she still gestured at her chest with difficulty, indicating that she had eaten her throat.
And while they were sitting and resting, the table next to them was empty, and a petite girl was sitting there, and before he could urge the queen to leave, the mouse came with a drink.
The two deliberately went in opposite directions just now, but who would have thought that they would meet again after going around half the city.
The more acquaintances at this moment, the more embarrassing it becomes, but the problem is that on the one hand, Hei Guanyin checks in this restaurant, and on the other hand, the Queen of Diren can't move a single step, and she is about to vomit.
So the two of them can only pretend that they don't know each other, and they should do whatever they should do.
"Well, isn't that your one?" Hei Guanyin suddenly pointed to the pony and said to the mouse, "You people of the twelve spirits. ”
"Recognize the wrong person!"
The pony and the mouse denied it in unison, and Hei Guanyin frowned and looked at the two people, and then probably felt that the twelve spirits were so sick, and they were not very familiar with the pony, so they didn't bother to care.
But the girl opposite him is really attractive, Hei Guanyin looked around and wowed, she wowed when she saw the long legs, she wowed when she saw the small thin waist, she wowed when she saw the big Lailai, and even when she saw the blue eyes of others, she wanted to wow.
"Look at it, look at it......" Hei Guanyin kept kicking the mouse: "Look at her, you have to be 1.8 meters!" Look at her legs!!! Oh, my God! Look good. ”
The pony pursed her lips and looked at the fussy Black Guanyin, then turned to the mouse and said, "Why is she so noisy?" Can't you manage it? ”
The mouse didn't answer, just lowered his head and ate a bowl of rice, while Black Guanyin stared at the pony with wide eyes: "How dare you?" ”
Pony measured the combat power in his heart, and in terms of the configuration of the scene, let's not talk about whether the rat will help, even if it is to help, he plus him and the queen of the people may not be enough to beat Hei Guanyin......
Thinking about this, Xiao Ma suddenly wiped the pepper in the corner of his eyes, stood up with tears in his eyes, and grabbed the mouse's sleeve: "Husband...... Look at her! Husband!!! You speak! ”
The mouse almost choked himself to death with a mouthful of food, and all the eyes of everyone around him gathered, but the pony didn't care at all, he crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at the mouse with the other, and shouted in that girly tone: "Everyone is here to comment, this scumbag said that he wants to love me for a lifetime, today he lied to me and said that he was working overtime, but he brought a girl to dinner, if it wasn't for my best friend pulling me here, I still don't believe it, everyone will give me a comment!" ”
After saying that, he covered his face and squatted on the ground, crying loudly, sobbing while crying, tears gushing out of his fingers and falling to the ground dripping.
The people next to him had videos, pictures, and live broadcasts, and the mouse and Hei Guanyin sat there for a long time and couldn't react.
"Husband...... If you don't love me, I'll die for you! As he spoke, the pony pulled up the queen and ran away, leaving the mouse and the black goddess of mercy in the area.
And after the pony ran out, he hurriedly rushed to the bathroom to wash his eyes, and after washing it out, he scolded and said: "Fuck, the master of the stir-fry must be a Jiangxi person, this pepper shell is so spicy, I ...... it."
After he cleaned up, he saw the Queen of Diren looking at him at a glance, and the pony looked at her brightly, and spread his hands: "I'm a person, I don't suffer if I eat sweet and spicy." ”
And when the Queen of Diren saw his appearance, she directly smiled and leaned back together: "You looked so stupid just now." ”
"Be stupid, be stupid, I can't beat her, I can't disgust her." The pony flicked his sleeves: "Let's go, I'll take you to the amusement park in the afternoon." ”
The Queen nodded again and again, and then said, "When can you install the Internet for us, I also want to use my mobile phone." ”
"Pretend, pretend. I've messaged the people in the tech department and they'll be coming to the door soon. ”
The technical department that Xiaoma said in his mouth is actually Zhang Yao, because the three branches and one support plan for the mountain and sea realm is funded by the Holy Lord Fund, so Zhang Yao, who is in retreat, began to organize relevant personnel to start planning as soon as possible, and the first thing is the problem of networking, this difficulty is really not high, you only need to apply for a network access interface from the operator, and the rest can easily complete the connection between the two worlds, after all, the spiritual illusion realm is not troubled by space restrictions at all.
And just when the pony tossed the mouse, the elderly group in London also encountered a problem, that is, some time ago, the collection of the Da Hao Museum was released, there are not only all kinds of machine spirits here, but also all kinds of sealed evil spirits.
Now London is under a curfew, and they are not allowed to go out after 8 p.m., but they are tourists, and tourists can't go out, so they sneak out to drink, but they are attacked by evil spirits.
Those evil spirits generally attack indiscriminately, they may not have any malicious intent, the basic process is to possess, exorcise evil spirits, run away, and to die is to toss people and it will be over, but this time the target of an evil spirit is a silver-haired old lady in the old man and old lady's tour group in Chang'an Lane.
But who would have thought that this white-haired old lady was one of the four famous evil spirits in the rivers and lakes back then, and she had long been perfect in destroying evil with one hand. When did the evil spirit see this battle, and was chased everywhere, but was finally chased by the old lady to one of the temples of the Magic Federation.
There are only two possibilities for an evil spirit to enter the temple, one is that this evil spirit is extremely powerful, terrifying, and has reached the realm of selflessness. There is also a possibility that someone is raising this group of evil spirits, what is the purpose...... Hehe, in ancient times, there was a tradition of cunning rabbits and dead lackeys cooking, if the river Qinghai Yan, the time and the years are abundant, then the cat that catches the mouse and the dog that cares for the house will be useless.
Killing without stopping is the way to get along, and even find an excuse, no evil spirits will create some evil spirits to come out, this is a business in ancient and modern times, but this business has always been something that can not be said, whoever is found will be exterminated.
What about tourists, what about foreigners? So the Magic Federation appeared and attacked the silver-haired old lady at the first time, although she escaped in the end, but after all, she was old, her body was not as good as it was back then, and her excessive luck caused her to eventually suffer internal injuries, and her cultivation was almost completely useless.
But that's it, the other party doesn't seem to plan to let her go, and quietly comes to the place where she lives, planning to use the three-headed dog of hell to take her life.
But as soon as the three-headed hellhound entered the hotel where they were staying, he screamed and rushed out of the door, and ran away without a trace, and then a centipede as thick as two people in his arms came out, and then the centipede flew up and knocked the two magicians who controlled the three-headed hellhound to the ground.
One ran away, and the other lost his breath on the spot because the back of his head hit the ground first. The next day, when the police came to adjust the surveillance, they could only see the surveillance video showing the two people first posing in a strange posture in front of the camera, like dancing, and then the two people fell to the ground without warning, one got up and ran but the other did not move, and this one did not move The deceased in front of them.
In the eyes of ordinary people, this is just an ordinary supernatural event, but this incident has become the fuse for the war between the elderly group and the Magic Federation.
The next day, the tour guide actually felt that the atmosphere was not quite right, and the elderly group who had lunch returned to their rooms one after another, and they opened their luggage very tacitly, and took out their glorious past at the bottom of the box.
"This boxing glove was a gift from my wife back then." Lao Feng sat on the balcony, wearing a pair of leather gloves on his hands: "I can't compare with their gang, but I am the best guy." ”
Chen Shi leaned to the side, picked up the wine gourd and took a sip: "I don't need a sword." ”
After speaking, he hung the wine gourd on his waist, and then patted the gourd that had accompanied him for most of his life: "It's enough for me to have it." ”
In another room, Old Zhou Tou'er was the oldest, he sat there and slowly removed all the support rods of the suitcase, and then put them together, and then hooked his fingers, a gun head raged out, he pinched the gun head and pressed it on the gun barrel and clicked and twisted, a Zhangba long gun appeared, he smiled and patted the long gun: "Old man, thirty years." ”
The body of the gun buzzed, like a dragon's groan.