358, got rid of the san value

The little snake had a dream, in the dream she entered a palace, but the whole thing was dark, the huge palace was full of red lanterns hanging in the darkness very dazzling, the men and women who walked were only dry skins, as if they were covered with a layer of brown skin on the outside of the skeleton, they held the same red lanterns in their hands, and passed slowly in front of the little snake.

There was also the sound of urns singing around, as if through the sound of an old record player, intermittent and hoarse, and there would be a faint moan of pain without interruption, men and women mixed together.

There were sticky tentacles roaming around every house in the palace, as if they had entered the body of something indescribable, and even the little snake couldn't help but feel a chill.

At the same time, Lao You also had a dream, although it was unlikely to dream as a demon god, but the reality was that it dreamed, it dreamed that it was in a children's paradise, full of flowers, balloons, roller coasters, dancing dolls and pink ice cream.

Lao You sat on the bench and watched the children come and go, and then a round pink and green car stopped in front of it, and the car said to it in a cheerful voice: "Little friend, come to me." ”

Lao You's instinct was to refuse, but there was a force urging it to get on the Dudu car, and then the car started up, carrying it around the playground in a circle, it saw the parade of floats, the little flower puppet in the parade waved at it, and then the Dudu car even carried it to the sky, circling around the clouds, Lao You touched the white clouds with his hand, and found that those clouds were actually marshmallows, powdery, white, orange, and the taste was not the same.

At this time, Lao You suddenly saw that his brother who was not angry was rolling on the clouds, and after a few laps of rolling, he pouted and bit a big mouthful of marshmallows, although now its appearance has become the appearance of a human being, but Lao You still saw at a glance that it was his stupid brother, it shouted at his brother, but was thrown down directly by the car, after a heart-pounding fall, Lao You suddenly found himself sitting on the roller coaster, surrounded by the shouts of children.

At this moment, the little snake was already standing in front of a huge shadow that could not see her true face, her limbs were gradually wrapped around small tentacles, like a creeper wrapped her in it, she could feel herself being sucked dry little by little, and then those creeper-like tentacles injected gray-green blood into her veins.

The little snake who had been exchanged for blood felt cold all over, and a deep fear erupted from her heart.

But at this moment, Lao You is not much better, it was completely exposed to the sun after the roller coaster, the fresh grass and sunlight, as well as the dense crowd around it made it feel unprecedented fear, the sun shone on it, there was a kind of pain of burning all the internal organs, and then there was the sense of powerlessness and despair when the crowd attacked it.

It just keeps struggling... Struggle... Struggle......

The next moment, it woke up almost at the same time as the little snake.

The little snake sat up from the bed in a cold sweat, and Zhang Xu's right hand, who was sleeping on the sofa next to him, suddenly let out a scream, and even raised his entire arm stiffly, which made Zhang Xu also wake up.

He got up and glanced at the little snake, and then at the wall clock next to him, and found that the time had come to half past nine in the morning, which meant that ten hours had passed since he brought the little snake back last night.

Looking at the girl who sat up on the bed, Zhang Xu didn't know what to say all of a sudden, so he asked hesitantly, "You...... Hungry or not? ”

The little snake is in a very bad mental state now, her whole brain is chaotic, her head is still dizzy, and the sound she hears when she sits there is like a fart stuffed in the quilt, buzzing.

So after Zhang Xu asked the little snake, she didn't even have the energy to answer, so she fell on the bed again, and she didn't care so much, so she rolled up the quilt and fell asleep.

Zhang Xu, who saw this scene, was also a little panicked, and the current situation completely made him unable to parry, but fortunately, Lao You also woke up, so he hurriedly walked to the bathroom and closed the door, rolled up his sleeves and said to Lao You: "What's going on?" ”

Lao You is awake, but it seems that his mental state is also very poor, it also didn't pay attention to Zhang Xu, but the mouth was like a dead fish panting there, because Lao You's perception system is one with Zhang Xu, Zhang Xu can clearly feel Lao You's fear, confusion, panic and confusion at the moment, and even a little crazy.

Because their thinking and memory systems are independent, Zhang Xu didn't know what happened to Lao You, but it was clear that he was scared.

Please, is there anything more funny in this world than a demon god who relies on inhaling ** to be scared like this? Logically speaking, it's all for scaring others, and I never thought that there would be today.

Zhang Xu couldn't help it, even if the girl in the bed didn't eat, he still had to eat, so he opened the refrigerator and looked around, took something out and started cooking, but it wasn't until more than one o'clock in the afternoon that the girl woke up.

The little snake sat on the edge of the bed and rubbed his eyes, only to feel very tired from top to bottom, and his stomach was still hungry. When she really came to her senses, she instinctively picked up her phone and found that there were more than 20 missed calls on it, all of which were trash cans.

As soon as she saw these calls, her hairs stood on end, and she quickly dialed back. Of course, it was no surprise that she was scolded by the trash can, and scolded for about ten minutes, saying that she was unorganized and undisciplined, and that she would go from where she would go again.

This is the first time she has seen the trash can lose her temper, but it is understandable, the little snake looked at the time, this is almost twenty-four hours silent, in their line of work can basically be regarded as a martyr, the trash can is not quite calm, now the headquarters has put the photo and name of the little snake on the wall.

"I'm fine, I just got some sleep."

"Return to the team in three hours!"

"Yes!"

After hanging up the phone, Zhang Xu happened to come out of the bathroom to the living room, and when he walked to the door, he instinctively glanced at the room, but it happened to meet the little snake's gaze.

Without saying a word, the little snake pulled out the gun directly from his waist: "Raise your hand and face the wall, I ask you not to talk nonsense." ”

Zhang Xu was startled and immediately did so, and the little snake slowly walked behind him, and groped around his waist and trouser pocket with one free hand, and after finding no weapons, she asked, "Why did you attack me!" ”

"It's a misunderstanding...... Zhang Xu is really about to cry: "It's really a misunderstanding......"

The little snake sneered, pressed a hand on the back of his head and began to read his memory information, when he read it around, the little snake frowned and put away the gun: "Turn around and roll up your sleeves." ”

Zhang Xu did so, and then she really saw the two mouths above, just at this time Lao You also woke up, it controlled Zhang Xu to raise a hand, and then said: "Little girl, I advise you not to act rashly, you are not my opponent." ”

The little snake sneered and said, "Then do you want to try it?" ”

Lao You was not to be outdone, and he laughed: "For so many years, you are the first female doll who dares to talk to me like this, I advise you not to be too arrogant." ”

"Shut up!" The little snake scolded, but she was somewhat unconfident in her heart, this thing was really strong, and she was not sure to win this monster, but the trash can said that the enemy is like a bullet yellow, and if you are weak, it will be strong, so at this time the momentum should be taken out: "Zhang Xu, take out your ID card!" ”

What else can Zhang Xu say, he is the most innocent and helpless here, he is the old pinnacle competition, and he is not even qualified to shout 666 next to him.

"Don't give it to her! I'll see what she can do! ”

"Heh, don't give it? If I don't give it to me, I'll put you on a wanted warrant! The little snake took out the gun again: "Attacking the police is a felony!" ”

"Don't give! I've got your back! ”

The two parties are facing each other like this, not so much a confrontation, but a stalemate when no one can take anyone, the little snake is stacking a spiritual barrier for himself in a circle, and the old right side is also stacking a spiritual barrier for himself in a circle, for fear that the other party will suddenly surprise himself for such a moment.

"We don't have malicious ......," Zhang Xu muttered in a low voice: "Really." ”

In fact, the little snake probably knows the cause of the incident, although their combination is a little grotesque, but it seems that they have not done anything harmful, at most, they go to the subway every day to suck a little bit of people's essence, and they don't absorb much essence, not enough energy to deal with a colleague's wedding, so they are not bad people.

But that's a little weird, isn't it?

At this time, Xiao Zuo also woke up slowly, and when he saw the little snake, he actually spoke to himself: "Ouch, what a beautiful little girl, Xu Xu looks at me, get you a wife!" ”

After saying that, it controlled Zhang Xu's left hand and grabbed the little snake, Zhang Xu and Lao You didn't have time to react at all, seeing that Xiao Zuo came to the front of the snake and snake, and drilled into the spiritual power barrier of the little snake, Xiao Zuo and Zhang Xu were instantly blinded by the spiritual impact, only to feel that at that time, the whole thought suddenly went blank, and the body began to dance uncontrollably.

The original confrontation scene suddenly became strange, a programmer in his early twenties who had just graduated began to dance a strange dance, and he did his own two hands, his right hand was aimed at the little snake motionlessly, and his left hand was fiddling weakly and bonelessly, with Zhang Xu's own bewitching dancing, it looked particularly sassy.

After a long while, Zhang Xu and Xiao Zuo woke up from their trance, and the little snake scolded again: "ID card!" ”

Xiao Zuo also said with a clear mouth at this time: "Give it to her, give it to her!" Let her go! ”

Little snake has always insisted on asking for an ID card, in fact, it is also a rule in the team, because when encountering such a special creature that is still mixed in the society as a human being, taking away the ID card is equivalent to a control of his human identity, whether he is a bad person or not, through this you can have a detailed understanding of his entire life, and you can call him anytime and anywhere, it is a relatively gentle way to deal with it, and it will rarely cause a special creature to the death, and it will be relatively simple to deal with.

Don't look at this rule as absurd, but any rules that are clearly presented in the secret service are bought with blood, and you must abide by them, and you must not mess around.

Lao You was also silent for a while at this time, and then motioned to Zhang Xu to give her his ID card, Zhang Xu reluctantly took out his ID card from his pocket and handed it to the little snake: "We are really good people......

"It's not up to you to say whether it's good or not." The little snake snatched his ID card with his hand: "I know your number, wait to answer the phone." ”

After speaking, she moved to the door step by step, and when she passed the table, she picked up a bite of bread and stuffed it into her mouth. ”

"Less nonsense." The little snake gulped down the bread: "Stand back!" Retreat to the room! ”

Zhang Xu did so, retreated to the room, and after a while, he heard a slamming of the door, and then the sound of hurried steps downstairs.

Only then did he peek out of the room, and when he came to the window, he watched the snake stop a taxi and disappear around the corner.

"It's a pity that I let go of a wife." Xiao Zuo sighed helplessly.

At this time, Lao You angrily reprimanded: "Bastard thing, next time you act rashly, I will abolish you!" ”

Xiao Zuo didn't dare to say anything, but Zhang Xu covered it with his hand: "Don't do it, that's my hand......"

Lao You snorted: "Thanks to this female doll's ability, if something really happens, we are afraid that we will die in the world." ”

"Huh? How so? Xiao Zuo asked in surprise: "Isn't it just a fierce girl." ”

Lao You raised his hand and slapped it on Xiao Zuo's mouth, Xiao Zuo screamed in pain, Zhang Xu also screamed in pain, and then Lao You spoke: "You have a little brain, she eats official food!" ”

"I know, I have ......a brain," Zhang Xu replied, "Tell Brother Zuo...... He just did it. ”

The more Lao You thought about it, the more angry he became, and the cracker gave Xiao Zuo a mouthful, and Xiao Zuo and Zhang Xu were beaten again and screamed in pain.

"Big brother...... Don't fight, don't fight, I know it's wrong. ”

"Wait until one day, you and I will be back to normal, and it will not be too late to take revenge! Now you give Lao Tzu some points. ”

"Got it, big brother." Xiao Zuo immediately admitted his mistake: "I won't dare in the future." ”

Zhang Xu sat on the sofa at this time: "What should I do now?" ”

"It's business as usual!" Lao You said calmly: "Wait for those eagle dogs of the imperial court to come to you, if it doesn't work, we will have a big deal to live in seclusion in the mountains and forests." ”