359. What do people do when they are bored?

Today's weather is not very good, there are still no customers in the store, Xiao Zhang is lying in front of the store on a deck chair, next to a few little wild cats are playing around under his deck chair, and the old cat is squatting next to watch his children chasing there.

It's raining outside, it looks gloomy, it's windy and a little cold, which reminds people of one word - spring cold and steep.

The girls in the house are sitting around the TV chasing movies, and they are taking online classes every year, leaving only the little red dragon queen pouting her ass to bury the bones she didn't eat last night in the flower bed next to Xiao Zhang, saying that she will dig them out and eat them when there is nothing to eat in the future.

At this time, there were suddenly a few noises in the backyard, and then the thunder dragon's loud voice came: "If you want me to say, how should this matter be settled, how can there be so many troubles, you have a privilege." How? They question? Question: Let them catch zombies with their bare hands and fight Cthulhu. ”

As he spoke, Lei Long and the mouse walked out of it, and the two of them walked through the small restaurant to the door, and saw Xiao Brother Zhang lying there, so they simply squatted next to him and chatted.

"Boss, you're here to judge." Lei Long pointed to the mouse and said to Brother Xiao Zhang: "I told him to build a spell training school and collect a group of people to expand the team, he kid told me that the top would question it, you said that according to the current recruitment speed, recruiting people can't catch up with the attrition, recruiting three dead five a year, and there is still a fart in the end." ”

"Actually, it's not that exaggerated, only two have been sacrificed in the past two years."

"I only recruited one person last year and this year, okay, it's still a spirit snake. How? You signed a supply agreement with Hades, right? ”

The mouse sighed and said: "What you said is simple, it's very complicated here, and it also needs to be considered in many ways, not what you think, and why do you start a new stove on the CD, isn't it that there is a little struggle here." ”

"I don't care what kind of struggle I don't fight, the struggle is the work of their officials, why did I go to you for? One is to spread out the branches and leaves, and carry forward the ability. One is to punish evil and promote good, and guard the peace of one party. I promised it before, but now I'm telling me these? When you bring the leader's phone, I'll ask him if he's a little responsible. ”

The two quarreled for a long time, and finally tossed this argument in front of Brother Xiao Zhang, who happened to be in a very boring period now, so he asked curiously: "Then if it really starts, I will also go to class." ”

He made the thunder dragon and the mouse speechless in one sentence, he went to class, who taught him? Who dares to teach? What to teach him? Teach him to split palm thunder or teach him to scatter beans into soldiers? If he is a person who created the world in a moment, he goes to this kind of class, which is equivalent to letting Mr. Yang Zhenning and Mr. Yang go to the first class of junior high school to learn Newton's first law, and the teacher estimates that his legs and stomach will tremble.

"Don't make trouble, if you're really bored, go to Southeast Asia to eat, drink, prostitute, gamble, and travel, this kind of class is really not suitable for you."

Lei Long said very seriously: "This is a basic class, learn the introductory content of various schools, and basically there will be disciples from various sects who will come down to give lectures, those are all little Karami, let them give lessons to the Holy Lord, you ask them if they dare to do so." ”

After listening to this, Brother Zhang explained: "But I really don't have any foundation at all, and it doesn't matter if I learn from the basics, anyway, there is no business in the store now." ”

The mouse still wanted to speak, but the thunder dragon pinched his buttocks, and then nodded: "Yes, yes, but the study class hasn't been built yet, let's talk about it when it's completed, it's really not okay, let's make one ourselves." ”

At this point, the mouse actually has no position to refuse or excuse, as long as Brother Xiao Zhang nods, he must make a report, it doesn't matter if the head approves it or not, if it is approved, it is better not to approve, and there will be money from the Holy Lord Fund to build this project.

Because Brother Zhang's words are equivalent to a holy decree for them, there is nothing to say, and the implementation will be over. As for whether it's illegal, there is no such article in the law anyway, and it is also the rat or the brother department on the CD side to manage it.

But the problem is that as long as you know about this matter, it is impossible not to understand the Holy Lord, let them go to the Holy Lord's house, and they can hang a row on the archway outside Chang'an Lane that night, and live up to it.

So at this time, Lei Long and the mouse both looked at Brother Xiao Zhang, waiting for his final instructions.

"Let's get one."

The mouse sighed, but the thunder dragon clenched his fists: "Beautiful!" ”

Since that's the case, then it's no nonsense, the mouse went directly to the top to report, first reported to the Chen Hall, and the Chen Hall was also blindfolded when he saw the report, and then he couldn't be the master, so he went up to the top to report, and the top looked at it like this, originally wanted to dismiss it, but there are also those who know how to do it, and see that the report is reported in the name of the Holy Lord, what factional struggle is not fighting, in fact, it is meaningless, it originally took three or five days of procedures, and it was approved in less than two hours.

However, although it has been approved, there are still some restrictions, such as the content related to religion and values is not allowed, foreigners are not allowed, and those with unclean political backgrounds are not allowed, and business industries are not allowed.

The explanation here is to put it bluntly, don't get into trouble, don't spread feudal superstitions, don't allow foreigners and people with foreigners in their families to enter, don't allow people with criminal records or criminal records within three generations of immediate family members, and don't allow people to make money with this thing.

Although there are a lot of terms, but Lei Long and the mouse can be understood after reading it, after all, this is also the content of education, there is nothing wrong with standardizing a point after all, the last few articles are easy to say, if you don't make a profit, you won't make a profit, and it's not bad for this tuition, as for foreigners, it's even more impossible, this thing itself pays attention to a root and Miao Hong, not to mention foreign countries in the past, some schools don't even let foreign surnames be learned.

But this is a little troublesome in front of it, because of these things, many of them themselves are out of teachings, such as wanting to learn the Taoist school, then if you don't understand "Lianshan", "Guizang", "Zhou Yi", don't understand "Tao Te Ching", don't understand "Wu Wei", learning is equivalent to learning in vain. And these are all classic philosophical guiding ideologies, which are themselves full of values, in the words of the current dasabi, full of private goods, which will inevitably conflict with other classics and schools. There will even be conflicts and disagreements between different genres, which is really hard to do.

Therefore, if you really want to open this kind of school, you must only choose one of the ideas as the leader, and then explore the surrounding branches and schools from around this idea. There is a conflict in the mental method, and you can't be angry with the golden crow when you practice it, and you will die of blood?

"Isn't the king of Wudang Mountain stationed in Shaolin Temple the grand lama come true?"

Thunder Dragon suddenly thought of a question when he was making up the list at night, and then turned to the mouse and said, "How do you solve this?" ”

"I care about those, my father wears Taoist clothes, I also use Wenwang Tiangang, you are also the god of the lower realm of the Lei Ministry, what do you care about the monk lama?"

"And its light, and its dust, treasure." Brontosaurus held his chin: "This problem needs to be solved. ”

The rat raised his eyes and glanced at Lei Long: "That's actually very simple, just let go of the restrictions, and each sect will enroll students independently." We're in charge of cultivating the Imperial Eagle Dog. ”

"You're a eagle dog yourself."

"What do you say? Court pigs and dogs? Imperial court cattle and horses? It is the guardian of the home to maintain the orthodoxy, and the eagle dog is already the best. ”

The thunder dragon thought for a while, and snorted in his mouth: "That's still an eagle dog." ”

However, it is impossible to issue a completely open paper order, but the mouse is worthy of being a mouse, and the ability to drill loopholes is really a must, he sent a message to the personnel of various sects, asking them to come to Chang'an Lane for a meeting within three days, saying that there is very important news to be announced that may affect their life and death.

In the next three days, the picture of Chang'an Lane was very impactful, at first glance, it looked like the six major factions besieging Guangmingding, if they didn't strictly follow the epidemic prevention procedures, the local health commission would probably have to go crazy.

Anyway, there were four or five hundred people coming up and down one after another, because they belonged to different sects, and they all wore their own uniforms, including those in green clothes and hats, those in yellow robes, and those in splendid robes, and even some local groups with strange clothes, such as the girls from Miao Village in Xiangxi who wore silver ornaments and walked like wind chimes, and there were ascetic monks who only wore short-sleeved shirts on cold days.

"Either the six major factions are besieging Guangming Ding, or the King of Fighters Open Qualifiers. I never expected such a Nimador to come. Lei Long sat at the door and recorded his name, next to him was the young Sword Saint Yuheng who had just completed the entry procedures, and next to him were several Dabai volunteers who tested nucleic acid.

"Can you stop talking nonsense?" One of them turned his head: "You didn't say so many people before. ”

The two of them have been called over as volunteers for two days, and they have to work until midnight every day, and then after doing a batch, they will pull a group to go to the bathing center of the king of the mountain for isolation, anyway, he has all the equipment there, and he eats, drinks and has fun, it is not a big problem to be an isolation center, and more importantly, he has a super large conference room over there, which was originally specially used for meetings of the Holy Lord, and later the meeting was not held a few times, Everyone is used to holding a group to discuss things......

But this time it happened to be used, or how to say that the opportunities are for those who are prepared, the king of the mountain, who had no business at all, has made a lot of money this time, not only with local subsidies, but also from the Holy Lord's fund, and has earned more than before.

As for the various sects, they were still very unhappy that they were going to be quarantined, but who knew that they would be happy when they saw the quarantine place, and in terms of their ability, the isolation was just a response to the policy, and this time the isolation site was luxurious and interesting, with a large indoor swimming pool, KTV, a steam room, and professional technicians washing feet and ears, and massaging arms.

Except for a few ascetic monks who meditate and practice qi in the room every day, which of the others is not immersed in the ocean of happiness and cannot extricate themselves, and the 28-degree constant temperature swimming pool is full of people every day, no matter what monk it is, the girl in the swimsuit is still white and beautiful.

After the last person arrived, the rat told them the news that the conference would be held in three days, and the siege of Guangming Ding by the six major sects in Chang'an Lane came to an end.

"I deeply understand what it means to have a mouth at the top and a broken leg at the bottom."

Lying on the massage table, Lei Long enjoyed the massage while saying to the mouse and the mountain king: "I'm almost exhausted. ”

"What then?"

"What can I do? Do so. Pony said on the massage table next to him, "Who told you to say that more?" ”

Lei Long sighed: "Little brother, you are still very tender." Uncle told you that you can't avoid this encounter, as long as the results are done, but we have to build them layer by layer like building a house, and no layer will come out in the end. If you do it now, you don't have to do it in the future, the better your foundation is now, the richer the results will be in the future, the more satisfied you will be, the more satisfied you will be, the more power you will have, the more things you can do, and the more things you can do, the more your foundation will be able to lay a firmer foundation. Got it, in the end, after you have the power to cut first and then play, you will be able to make your own decisions about many things. ”

"What? Why do you make your own decisions? You can't agree to it, huh? ”

"Because the work from above only needs the result. You have so much foundation, you can give any result. The word peace of mind still has a lot of interpretations. A technician jumped up on Lei Long's back, and he snorted and chirped: "Why was your kid punished last time, isn't it because you obviously don't have that authority, but you still did the thing of cutting first and then playing, the same thing, you look at the king of the mountain, you look at the eldest sister, you look at the mouse, they did it, and then it was over with a report." It's because you don't have a foundation and give the result directly. Then who can stand this, the eldest sister checks on you, and the boss still questions you, either because he feels sorry for the money, or because he thinks that there is a problem with your ability to force support. ”

Pony usually wants to go back, but the last incident really hurt him, and he even began to doubt his own ability, after all, in hindsight, he could have had a better and more reasonable way, but in the end he used that stupid method.

Should I say it or not, Lei Long, the big inner guard, is really good at figuring out the holy will, this forcing people to say what kind of golden dragon king he is is definitely suspected of bragging, Xiao Ma suspects that he is not the reincarnation of Lei Long at all but the soul of a great eunuch who came into the world, otherwise a serious person will figure out another person's mind to this extent, he can't be described as a sycophant, this kind of person is placed in any dynasty, at the very least, he has to be a big internal manager, and a little higher may be able to directly do the level of eunuch governance.

The meeting after that went very well, the method given by the mouse is actually very simple, that is, to exploit a loophole in the system, that is, collective enrollment, decentralized learning, each sect will have a certain number of places, and then they are responsible for selection, and then the selected person enters the process of the mouse to report a name, and after the name, the person who nominally belongs to their school, but is assigned to various different sects for training.

As for some places that are too far away or too remote, they directly set up offices or schools around them, take students as the premise of thinking, let go of arrogance and abandon the past, take the survival of the sect as the top priority, implement the policy, put the problem on the bright side, and hold the future in the palm of the hand.

And this mode of independent teaching is not common to all schools, some classics are the same, the heart is the same, the thinking is the same sect must carry out unified teaching to save manpower and material resources, but you can choose each school to select a few outstanding ability, cheerful disciples to train students, in order to distinguish different disciples of each school, then the school will also divide different students into different branches to study, in addition to the public classes together, the details of each school still need to grasp by themselves.

"This teaching is a pilot, I hope you can give me this opportunity, you must clearly understand a problem, that is, the times are different, there is no advantage in cultivation, the inheritance of culture, the rise and fall of the sect may be in this experimental education project, the sect that is not well grasped is likely to disappear and die out completely."

The words of the mouse are extremely scary, you must know that the common point of all sects is that they are worried that their sect inheritance will be interrupted, in the past few hundred years of the end of the law era, they have seen too many mountain sects and schools scattered in the wind, that is the tears of the times for them, so this opportunity they can't wait for an iron chain directly tied to their waists, and each sect is thinking about how to get a few more inheritors back.

As for the previous model, it must not be used, and now there is finally an inheritor who is afraid of melting in his mouth, and even some sects have planned to advertise "Choose XX sect and send a beautiful sister".

But the rat doesn't bother to care how they toss, anyway, if this matter is done in the end, he will be in the history book of the secret law realm, and the identity of the twelve spirits will not be as glorious as this green history. Well, there are many people who can refuse the temptation of money, but there are really very few who can refuse to leave a name in history.

"Finally, I would like to tell you here that the Holy Lord Foundation will give you a sum of money according to the number of students to solve your worries, but after that, I expect to hold a sect competition every year, and the lowest results will reduce or even cancel the enrollment quota and subsidy funds for the next year. Come on. The mouse smiled and picked up the manuscript in his hand: "I'll read the distribution standard of the annual subsidy, you'd better take notes, this is real money." The annual subsidy standard is 800,000 yuan per person per year, including material consumption, magic weapon production, daily meals, etc., but if the second year results at the bottom of 30 percent, the subsidy will be reduced to 60 percent of the standard amount, and if the end of three consecutive years is 30 percent, the subsidy will be reduced to 40 percent. Each year, the bottom 1, 2 and 3 students will be cancelled from the second year's enrollment until the ranking rises again. If you rank first, second, or third from the bottom for three consecutive years, all subsidies and enrollment qualifications will be cancelled directly. If cheating is discovered, all benefits of the sect will be cancelled directly, and the sect will be illegal and banned. ”

After reading it, the mouse said with a smile: "It means that it doesn't matter if you do well in the exam, you still have a chance, but don't blame me for cheating, I didn't remind you, the Holy Lord will never tolerate this kind of behavior, and when the sect is gone, don't cry." ”

(End of chapter)