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"The old man is back!"
At 3:42 p.m. that day, Brother Zhang was in school and didn't come back, when suddenly the door in the backyard was knocked open, and then a familiar and unfamiliar figure appeared in the small restaurant.
Xu Wei looked up and found that the person who came out was none other than Pi Ye, who had not appeared for a hundred chapters, it was said that she had been trapped in a strange place for a long time, but now it seemed that she had not changed at all from before.
"Roast chicken, the old man wants to eat roast chicken!" Pi Ye slapped heavily on the counter: "Two of the best roast chickens, put them on her account." ”
She turned back to her poor sister, then lifted Erlang's legs and began to wait for the roast chicken that she had been thinking about for a long time, and while Xu Wei was handling the chicken, Lei Long, who was sitting in the small restaurant reading a book, raised his head: "Alas, didn't you say that you should wash your soul, why are you still like this." ”
"Wash? Wash your fart. Pi Ye turned around and showed a disdainful smile on his face: "The old man has never seen any strong winds and waves, that's all?" ”
Brontosaurus laughed: "Then do you know that you are wrong?" ”
"What's wrong?" Pi Ye sneered: "Okay, I'm too lazy to tell you, the old man is very hungry, and he will talk nonsense after eating." ”
Brontosaurus didn't think there was anything, using the human thinking and moral system to measure a monster is the most stupid behavior in the world, because compared to the rules and regulations created by humans, the world of demons is both simple and brutal, not to mention that they also have their own social management system, so Brontosaurus has no experience to beep her, and it is very stupid to press people's heads to admit mistakes before, so Brontosaurus should have nothing to do.
As for Pi Ye's words, there is nothing to say, she is a bastard, besides, the reason why she has been locked up here for so long is because Brother Xiao Zhang was asked by the fox king to let her be punished here, as for the trouble she caused, someone had already wiped her buttocks, and now the Di people can surf the Internet with high intensity, and some time ago I also made a live broadcast in the belly of Mr. Hai, and the large scallops in the East China Sea alone have sold more than 300,000 orders, and everyone is busy tinkering with their own little days. Who cares what great things Pi Ye has done.
After all, she's just a fox, even if she is mixed in human society, the fact that she is a fox has not changed at all, foxes have two characteristics from ancient times to the present, one is to engage in men and the other is to do things, Pi Ye is not very interested in men, if she wants to do something again, then won't she really become a dog?
As always, I eat roast chicken, as always, I chew the chicken bones to shreds, anyway, it doesn't look like there is anything special changing, when someone asks about the game of "if you are a man, you will live for a hundred days", Pi Ye always laughs, and then says that he didn't do anything at all, just eat, sleep, sleep, eat, damn it, and there is nothing special to care about.
Although she certainly didn't tell the truth, she could vaguely feel that she was still experiencing pain inside, but she had learned something after experiencing pain, and no one knew, at least on the surface, that babbling was still the same as usual.
But how to say it, Brother Xiao Zhang is also entrusted by the affairs of people, and now the entrusted things have been completed, and if you want to punish Pi Ye, it is also the emperor of the mountain, and the fox boss now has no time to free up his hands to dispose of a little fox under his hand, after all, he has now pulled the battle line into the wilderness, and he is busy trying to dominate one side.
See...... The bosses of other foxes are like this, and they still expect their foxes to be good people.
It's because the individualism among the demons is very strong, and the laws and rules of the serious world are scornful, so it is very difficult for the rats to form a whole demon group, which is really something that can't be done with money, that is, the pure ideology is completely different, and the demons don't agree with human collectivism from the bottom of their hearts.
Sometimes the contradiction of views can be laughed off, but as long as there are ideological differences, if there is no war, both sides have maintained restraint, and the cooperation is absolutely superficial, not to mention what is a win-win situation, it does not exist, the demon and the human are allowed to intermarry are compromises and concessions made by both parties in order to alleviate the population pressure between each other, everyone has coexisted for thousands of years, but the real opening of the marriage is only in the first two years, you can imagine how close the two worlds of demons and humans on the surface, how much undercurrent is surging behind the scenes.
So now, although the rat still has the heart to get the whole demon group, compared with the "local Sha", the demon is not the kind of group that is easy to get along with.
Speaking of which, back to the mouse, he is now making plans for the local Sha day and night, because of the differences in culture, language, environment and many other factors, so it is far from enough to copy the experience here, let alone let them send exchange students or the like or send local students over, after all, there are many things in it that cannot be translated at all, and I don't believe in translating them in any other language. The big and the small come and go, but the heaven and the earth do not intersect, and everything is not connected; There is no communication between the top and the bottom, and there is no state in the world. Yin inside and yang outside, soft inside and rigid outside, villain inside and gentleman outside. The villain is long, and the gentleman is eliminated", after the translation is over, there is really no dio hair left, and there is nothing.
But the problem is that the rat also wants to shout "It's not easy to do?" Then don't do it", but helplessly people give too much, with this money plus the annual operation and maintenance costs, the mouse can easily cast a new inheritance environment, he is the twelve spirits is the civilization guardian sequence, not only to fight evil, but more importantly, to use all means to protect and expand the inheritance of civilization.
However, it takes money to promote traditional culture, and a lot of resources and manpower can be used to ensure the smooth and long-term development of this work, so serving the rich man is a very important part of this.
And the rat now has to start from scratch, little by little to measure and create a set of plans that are completely suitable for that side, which requires a lot of energy, and in order to be able to serve the financier well, the rat may soon set off for a field trip there.
There is no accurate return time for this trip, at least half a year, more than a year or even three years, after all, the initial construction stage is the most difficult, and only when everything is on the right track can the control be gradually relaxed.
But the mouse is not worried, after all, he is not there and the king of the mountain, although the two of them disagree most of the time, but at the critical moment this end can be replaced by each other, after all, most of the twelve spirits are either bad or very bad, and few can really think seriously about the future, so whether it is the mouse or the king of the mountain, they need to be the mind and conscience of the twelve spirits when leading the twelve spirits.
Therefore, although the two of them often have different ideas, they have no doubts about each other's abilities, and the key is that the other twelve spirits do not question their abilities, and such a configuration can ensure that positions like rats can be changed at any time.
"Boss, I may have to go on a business trip in a few days, and it may be quite a long time."
The mouse rubbed his temples and called Brother Zhang, and Brother Zhang snorted: "You are busy with you." ”
"Then you have to help me make an appointment, and let the Mountain King temporarily manage everything in the Twelve Spirits. Then get me the pony, and I'll have to ask him to help me haggle with someone. ”
"Okay."
After hanging up the phone, the mouse breathed a sigh of relief, although it is foreseeable that this trip will be very comfortable, after all, it is a local tyrant place, not Nigeria, New Guinea, this kind of broken land, but the feeling of leaving home is not very good, but what to do...... It is the price paid for the sake of ideals.
After all, I still can't let go.
The mouse sighed, he sometimes got angry when he saw the appearance of the thunder dragon, but sometimes he felt that his life was really chic, he could do what he liked unscrupulously, and occasionally complete what he should have done.
But people, people have to die more than people, this mouse still understands, so he just sighed and left all these behind, and then began to seriously think about this business trip.
And his busyness during this period of time has invisibly given Qing Lingzi an incomparably enjoyable experience in the school, at least he doesn't have to go to the unstable factor of the embankment rat to find him.
After a few days of wandering, his reluctant and cowardly personality forced him to explore the surrounding environment clearly, and even touched the bottom of all the secret law teachers here, and also saw the Holy Lord himself, but he only hugged his fists to Xiao Zhang from a distance, and did not reveal each other's identities.
What surprised him was Jin Mei, but after thinking about it, since Hei Guanyin would appear here, there was nothing particularly unacceptable about Jin Mei's appearance here, after all, these gods are very idle now, and they have everything, including those who went to form a girl group to be Internet celebrities, those who did business and set up stalls, and in some places, maybe any supermarket that sold fresh food could be a big man back then.
Therefore, Qing Lingzi continued to play her role here with the idea that as long as she didn't provoke them, there would be no conflict.
He is actually very meticulous in his work, and now there is still a month before the start of school seriously, and the members of the senior class will come to report soon, of course he will not sit there and wait, the preparation work is naturally to be prepared properly, or he really can't make achievements, wouldn't it be an insult to his reputation as a clear spirit.
It's that Black Guanyin is very honest during this time, but she has no way to be assigned to the low-level class because of age and appearance, so she can only wait here for the senior class to start teaching, but she originally came here to find a mouse to play, but she caught up with the mouse These days are so busy that she can't turn around, and she has no time to accompany her everywhere, so Black Guanyin can only wander around the major video game cities in the city every day, go in the morning and go back at night, go with empty hands when you go in the morning, and come back at night with one or two hundred dolls, On weekends, she will set up a stall on the campus to sell her plush toys, which are loved by the little girls in the school because of their large quantity, many styles and cheap.
In the end, Brother Xiao Zhang was left, although as an ordinary homeroom teacher, there was no work to do during the summer vacation, but he always felt that it was the first time for him to take on such a big responsibility, and if he didn't do well, he was somewhat sorry for the students under him, so he always lived in school during this time, and he was busy.
Although nine times out of ten in their class are thorns, but now that the squad leader Zhou Chen is strictly guarding the hundreds of yuan, his work tasks are much lighter, and the only people who need attention at this stage are Zhou Chen and Chen Siwen.
Zhou Chen is quite worry-free, he participates in the training camp during the day, and takes a few classmates out to do odd jobs at night, serving dishes and passing dishes, but he also lives peacefully.
It's Chen Siwen, who is actually a little worried, but after a few fixed-point observations by Brother Xiao Zhang, since she was taught those supposedly powerful spells by the thunder dragon, she no longer has nightmares at night, and there are no strange villains around her.
It's just that Brother Xiao Zhang feels a little weird, because although he doesn't know much, he has never eaten pork but has seen too many pigs wandering in front of him, whether it is a mouse or a thunder dragon, it has been said that even if it is a person with top talent, it takes a lot of hard work to get a powerful ability that others can't match.
But Chen Siwen seems to be a little too relaxed, the golden light mantra can glow to protect the body by reciting a few words, and the meditation mantra only needs to be recited once every night before going to bed to be able to have nightmares all night.
Although it is a divine curse, it is too godly, so divine that even a dull person like Brother Xiao Zhang feels that there must be some secrets that are not known, and when she asked Chen Siwen, she said that she did not find anything abnormal, that is, she did not have nightmares at night during this time, but in the dream, there will be a black-robed person standing there to give her a lecture, all about the content of these spells, she doesn't know why this is happening, but the person said it very well and is very easy to understand, and she just needs to follow it.
Brother Zhang's first impression after listening to it was that it might be that this Chen Siwen was very talented and could understand and understand on his own, so he didn't think much about it and just let it go.
In this way, the days spent the summer vacation in the heat, and soon the day of school came to be.
At this time, the rats have been there for a long time, the time difference has been reversed, and the school is gradually on the right track, Principal Yan is really a very experienced educator, she announced a lot of new policies at the beginning of the new semester, including school rules and various disciplines, she doesn't care if it's a secret law student secret teacher, in short, it's a word, those who don't follow the rules are all out.
And on the morning of the first day of school, Brother Xiao Zhang ushered in the first friendship activity between ordinary people.
"What? Are we going to do a fellowship? Is there a mistake, whose bad idea? ”
"Ask the Registrar's Office."
The teachers in the office were dumbfounded when they heard about the sorority when they went to work, and they all thought it was nonsense, but the school said that because there was a large proportion of single teachers in the school, in order to solve the teachers' worries, the school would organize similar social activities as much as possible.
The planner is Wen Ying, deputy director of the Academic Affairs Office.
Seeing the name of this egg, Brother Xiao Zhang knew why this strange thing happened...... Not surprising.
(End of chapter)