377, Blind Date Adventure
"Regarding the content of the two Song Dynasty periods, the most interesting of them is the Jin Dynasty, which came first, and when talking about the Jin Dynasty, we have to mention the legendary ancestor of the Jin Dynasty royal family, a man who was born in an unknown clan and entered the Wanyan family, Wanyan Hanpu. The beginning of the "History of Jin" records: "The ancestor of Jin is a letter to Pu, and he came from Goryeo at the beginning". ”
When he was talking about this, the bell rang for the end of class, and Brother Zhang put down his book and smiled: "Okay, I hope you can have a good rest on the weekend and don't work too hard." ”
After speaking, he picked up the lesson plan: "Class." ”
The people in the classroom stood up and prepared to leave, and at this time, Chen Siwen ran to Brother Xiao Zhang, seeing that she should be optimized to say but didn't know how to say it.
"What's wrong?" When Brother Zhang saw her, he felt a little strange: "Isn't it uncomfortable?" ”
"No...... It's Teacher Zhang, I want to invite you to dinner, I don't have nightmares now, just ...... I just want to thank you. ”
"Yes, you can't set the time, I'll choose the place." Brother Zhang nodded.
Chen Siwen nodded again and again: "Then I'll send you a message tomorrow." ”
After saying that, she ran away, not to mention that since she was able to sleep well, in just a few months, the spirit of the whole person has been very different, after the face is ruddy, people look a lot more beautiful, no longer like the previous little chick, and gradually have the posture of a girl, although the development is still a little slower because of the long-term backlog, but Lori control ecstasy.
And after getting off work, it was the social activities organized by the school, although they were all voluntary, but the passers-by Brother Zhang met here have always asked him to follow him to see and see.
"Zhang, come on, come on, you can wear this dress and try it, I haven't worn the T-shirt I just bought, and my dad doesn't wear it like this every day when you wear shirts and trousers every day."
The one who spoke was the Ding in the combination of passers-by A, B, C and D, his name is Lu Hua, his teaching level is very good, but his aesthetic vision is ridiculously poor, and he has never been in love at the age of thirty-four or five, according to the analysis of the passer-by combination in his spare time, the main reason why he is single is that he is too ugly and looks more greasy.
But I have to say that he is indeed the most enthusiastic one in the passerby group, although his clothes are really not good and he always deals with eating, but he always cares about whether his friends are well fed and clothed, for example, now he is holding a black cultural shirt and handing it to Brother Xiao Zhang, with four big words written on it "I am a handsome guy", a black T-shirt with gilded characters, and it is the kind of armpit fat, but if you wear it and bring a big gold chain, it is a standard rapper.
Because this kind of outfit was too greasy, Brother Zhang immediately rejected his kindness, and said on the spot that if he had to wear this dress, he would rather wear a shirt and tie.
"I don't know how to appreciate, you are so earthy, when will you be able to get married."
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't answer, just stood there and smiled quietly, until the passers-by had all arrived, and then they got into Lu Hua's car together and went to the location where the sorority was located.
In fact, the so-called sorority is just a large-scale group blind date, it is said that this is carefully selected by Lei Long, the other party is a large service company in GZ, the ratio of men and women in it is about the same as the school, and the overall education level is also about the same, and the two sides are considered to be the right kind.
However, a place like a school, especially such a non-establishment but a regular school, is always Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon, after Brother Zhang got down from Lu Hua's Jimny who had to shrink back for four people, he saw that although there were no top-level luxury cars in the parking lot, they were also running around at the million-level level, and it seemed that there was really something in the teachers in this school.
Usually Brother Zhang doesn't care too much, after all, he spends most of his time teaching with his head bored, and then mixes with students, and rarely communicates with people, otherwise with his body and appearance, he will not be a member of the passerby group.
After the four of them entered, they saw the lights in the big conference room, and then Lu Hua spoke: "What age is this, and you still use this method to engage in friendship, it's really dirty." ”
"Then what else should I do? Pull a venue to open a party? Another teacher from the passerby group laughed and joked: "Everyone is a serious person, except for this, it's not appropriate." ”
This teacher's name is Sun Ze, and he is a useless physical education teacher in the school, but he doesn't go to class most of the time, so his sense of presence is very low, and he usually squats in the office with a few teachers in the physical education group to play games and play poker.
The last one of the passers-by group is a person who doesn't like to talk like Brother Zhang.,But he's a computer teacher.,Although I don't usually have many classes.,But because there are two computer teachers in the whole school.,So there's a reloading system.、Blue screen of death.,It's all about him.,The sense of presence is slightly higher.。
Every time their passerby group is discussed, they will basically use strange shapes to describe it, if you want a dead house to have a dead house, if you want a stuffy gourd, if you want an oil field, you can call it a strange one, so the four of them are not very welcome in the school.
But it is not enough to say that it is excluded, after all, Lu Hua is one of the youngest special teachers in the country, and his mathematics level is ranked the top in the country, and the main reason why he came here to be a teacher is because his parents are not in good health, so he returned to his hometown from the capital. Sun Ze was earlier a national sanda champion and a martial arts athlete. And Brother Xiao Zhang needless to say, who would squeeze out a person who doesn't even have anything to say, and Brother Xiao Zhang doesn't care if someone will target him, anyway, he doesn't have any wrong behavior, and he doesn't have any conflict of interest with others, and the people who target him are a little bit wrong.
As for the computer teacher, he is quieter than Brother Zhang, and his temper is very good, neither a rival nor a promotion pressure, just such four people, they must be stable in school.
About half an hour later, the two sides of the friendship unit entered one after another, for this party Lei Long also deliberately found a professional host to enliven the atmosphere, in the introduction of the host, I learned that the school's friendship object is what is called a financial service company, there are about forty people who come, all of them are unmarried single men and women, plus about forty on the side of the school, it looks quite lively.
"That's pretty." Lu Hua pointed to a girl who was talking and laughing with someone on the opposite side and said, "It's the one I like." ”
"Then have you ever wondered if you're the one people like?" Sun Ze smiled: "Come up, this one is what you like, and that one is what you like, and you don't look at your own conditions." ”
"Doesn't it mean you have to chase it."
Brother Zhang listened to their conversation and also looked at the girl, and when his gaze swept over, the girl jumped up as if she had been electrocuted, and then quickly calmed down and sat back down, but after she sat down, her expression began to become nervous, and she looked around frequently, looking a little absent-minded.
But don't say it, this girl is really interesting, she can't say anything about the country's natural fragrance, but the micro-expressions on her face are very special, it gives people a special feeling of bewitchment, even if she doesn't dare to do anything, it will give people a feeling of flirting in her eyebrows, although everyone knows that she may not have that meaning, but it will always give people a seductive illusion.
Brother Zhang glanced at her more, and then he realized that something was wrong, she had a tail! And this tail is not hidden but directly hidden in the clothes, and the shape of this tail is also very special, not the shape of the traditional animal tail that is thick at the top and thin at the bottom but equal thick, and there is a new type of ring at the end of the tail, which looks very interesting.
Oh...... Succubus.
Brother Xiao Zhang immediately remembered this feature, and it turned out to be a succubus. Then it's not surprising, succubi are like this, even if they don't do anything, it will make people feel very angry.
But this succubus is very well hidden, she almost hides the unique aura of the succubus, and her outfit is also very conservative, not as open as the succubi she usually sees.
It's just a succubus appearing in this place.,It's a little strange.,Because the succubus doesn't usually appear in the form of a physical thing.,Mainly by having a relationship with a man in a dream to get food.,The ancients called this evil.,But in fact, this kind of little thing is essentially harmless.,It's just that there was less temptation to be closed at that time.,It's different now.,After all, which of today's boys hasn't been warned by the FBI.。
In fact, the succubus was defined as one of the harmless creatures by the World Secret Encyclopedia seven years ago, which can be regarded as a serious purification for their hundreds of years of stigmatization.
As for spring dreams or something, only dog men who saw them and then did strange things in their dreams would be bewitched by succubi, and this group has very limited damage to humans, not even as good as mosquitoes.
But when a succubus appears here, it's interesting. This species was defined as functionally extinct a hundred years ago, because the wealthy gradually recognized the goodness of the succubus ladies, so in that dark age, the succubus was an important link in the underground triangular trade.
However, they are fragile, helpless and particularly prone to death for various reasons, so a large number of succubi died due to mass trafficking, and in the next hundred years, the succubi almost disappeared from the world, as bad as possible human beings.
It is precisely because of the sensitivity and fragility of this ethnic group that even if Brother Zhang just glanced at her just now, this succubus lady would be shocked, that is, because she is super sensitive, even the line of sight may cause invasion to her.
Brother Xiao Zhang turned his head sideways and didn't look at her, and this succubus lady quickly regained her composure, she took a sip of the water glass, and her face was still not very good. So the colleague next to her asked her, "Are you feeling unwell?" Do you want to go back and rest first? ”
Of course she wants to, but she's so hungry, she has a different physique from humans, and there is almost no way to get energy from normal food, and if she wants to live, she must guide these treasures to dream of her in their dreams, and then do something shameful.
Although it doesn't sound so serious, she doesn't have the ability to guide others to dream, all dreams are made by others, all she can do is plant a seed in the boy's heart, so compared to many high school crotch rotten, she is unimaginably clean.
This sorority was the opportunity she had been waiting for for a long time, as long as she could make her five cute little brothers dream of her, she would be able to have a full meal tonight, so although she knew that she might be targeted by something, hunger had left her with no room to retreat.
But fortunately, the only person who can see through her identity here is Brother Xiao Zhang, although Brother Xiao Zhang's fear is more obvious to her than anyone else, but fortunately, Brother Xiao Zhang won't care what she does, as long as she doesn't affect Brother Zhang, nothing will happen.
Soon, the inexplicable fear disappeared, and Miss Succubus began to be active again, she flew all over the field like a flower butterfly, and she did not refuse any little brother who asked her for contact information, and it could even be said that she was cordially received.
Of course, the boys are happy, but such a good-looking and energetic girl is approachable that they have never imagined, and even encourage those little brothers who have exhausted their courage to dare to step forward, with gentle expressions and tones, to say uplifting words.
Where is this evil succubus, this is clearly a good sister who is empathetic, okay!
But her behavior obviously attracted the dissatisfaction of many women present, the reason is very normal, after all, there are so many resources, she went up and began to cast nets and fish in a big way, which still made others live?
And why is she so coquettish? Why? Although the other young ladies all know in their hearts that her beauty is overwhelming, her behavior is a bit excessive, and beautiful girls should be more reserved in comparison, isn't it, but she is like a supermarket sale, and every time she adds a friend of the opposite sex, she will pull them into a separate circle of friends group, and then there are all kinds of selfies that the same sex can't see, legal but rubbing.
"What kind of succubus behavior is this?"
Lei Long also found out what this succubus lady was doing, so he wanted to go forward to check, but before he could take two steps, he was dragged by Brother Zhang: "I want just the right meal." ”
"Hold the grass, what a succubus?" The thunder dragon lowered his voice and said, "Aren't they all extinct? ”
Brother Xiao Zhang nodded: "It should be a local succubus." ”
"Is this thing earthy or imported?"
"Well, in the Sui and Tang dynasties, a batch of succubi came from Persia when all countries came to the court, and succubi can reproduce parthenogenesis." Brother Zhang took out his mobile phone and checked: "Well, that's right." There is no large-scale slave hunting here, so their group should be quite prosperous. However, because they were worried that the slave hunting trend in Europe would spread here, they hid in the crowd early on. ”
"I'll see." Lei Long leaned over and looked at Brother Zhang's mobile phone: "Oh, this is the encyclopedia of the Mountain King, right?" It's good, I'll go back and make the next one. ”
While he was talking, a stood up at the school, and seeing that he probably wanted to perform a talent, he went straight to Miss Succubus and sent her an invitation.
At this time, the music has already played the prelude, and it seems that this bag has been discussed with the host, and it is to go straight to the core.
But Miss Succubus, who was also a supermarket sale just now, is now as reserved as a 4090 graphics card hunger marketing, and she doesn't agree to the invitation of other male guests. Of course, some people next to her said that she was pretending, but no matter what, people just didn't agree.
"Succubi should not have physical contact with human males, otherwise it may cause men to lose control of their desires, and eventually a vicious accident will occur." Brother Zhang took the encyclopedia of the Mountain King and said to the thunder dragon: "It is said that the succubus will have a taste similar to citrus, this smell will stimulate the entire brain of men, if it comes into contact with the skin, these pheromones will be absorbed through the skin, and then quickly produce hallucinogenic and hyperstimulant effects, which will be similar to swallowing." ”
"Oh...... It turned out that the large-scale trading of succubi in Europe was because of this. No wonder succubi are said to be so dangerous. ”
"Well, it's actually not dangerous, because succubi are fragile and almost impossible to be an opponent for adult males, and if you take the initiative to contact them, they will be the last ones to be injured, and their bodies are very sensitive and fragile." Brother Zhang raised his head and glanced at the thunder dragon: "What a contradictory creature." ”
"Mysterious creatures are all interesting."
And while he was talking, the male teacher of the sassy bag had already been asked by other girls, and he was no longer obsessed with Miss Succubus, after all, in front of so many people, he still wanted face.
Next, Miss Succubus is still the same as just now, selling in supermarkets everywhere, crazy adding little brother's friends, and then showing them selfies. Although she was very tired and resistant to this kind of thing, she was really hungry, and she was getting more and more hungry......
"Wait, I'll try."
The succubus has always liked to die, so he stood up on a whim, and walked straight to Miss Succubus, taking advantage of the fact that she was not paying attention, as soon as he grabbed her hand, Miss Succubus's face changed suddenly, and she raised her head to look at the dragon, and then she broke free a few times, and found that she couldn't break free at all, she begged in a low voice: "Please let go of me...... Otherwise, you're going to be in trouble! Please. ”
Sure enough, before the words landed, the thunder dragon suddenly felt a sense of stability similar to anesthesia, followed by a slight dizziness similar to slightly drunkenness, and then his senses changed, the saturation of the surrounding lights suddenly increased, and the sound he heard in his ears seemed to be the kind of sound heard after a basin of water, and then his pupils began to dilate, and then a very stream-of-consciousness color block appeared in front of his eyes, followed by a three-piece mental system, auditory hallucinations, visual hallucinations and delusions, the first to appear was auditory hallucinations, He began to hear beautiful singing in the distance, followed by a bright moon rising, and then the vast expanse of the sea, where he had already hallucinated.
At this moment, Brother Zhang grabbed the thunder dragon, then pulled his hand away from Miss Succubus's hand, and then carried him to the sofa.
While on the couch, the brontosaurus experienced an unprecedented wonderful sensation, alternating between fantasy and reality that constantly stimulated the brain, causing him to fall into a very high level of pleasure.
Then he began to have symptoms of shortness of breath and dilated pupils, his heart rate soared directly to one hundred and fifteen, his blood pressure dropped to ninety-three, and his low blood pressure was only fifty-two, but the happiness of the brontosaurus in the dying state was full at this moment.
And at this moment, Miss Succubus rushed over, took out a small bottle from her pocket, and poured all the liquid in it to the thunder dragon, and then the thunder dragon sat up suddenly, the illusion disappeared, and all functions were restored to the original, but his words were mercilessly stiff, uncontrollable stiffness without warning.
He wiped his mouth and felt the saltiness in his mouth, which was not bad, but it was a little strange: "What is this?" ”
Miss Succubus snorted, her face flushed: "It's medicine...... It's a medicine ......."
"Fuck, it's piss!" The thunder dragon smacked a few times on the ground: "It's over!" ”
Brother Xiao Zhang opened the encyclopedia dictionary at this time, looked at it for a while, and then looked at Lei Long for a while: "The antidote to the succubus is the urine of the succubus itself, but the urine of the succubus will bring about a special physiological reaction in men, which can last up to seventy-two hours." Scold...... Congratulations. ”
(End of chapter)