444. Juvenile Issues
is super fierce every year, this is Brother Xiao Zhang forcing her to ask her, if she wants to be someone else, she is now going to start eating people.
This cannibalism is not an adjective but a verb-object structure phrase.
And this kind of thing is definitely not good to fall in love with Nian Nian now, firstly, every year is only thirteen years old is a child, and secondly, because falling in love inevitably has conflicts, and it is normal to quarrel and quarrel.
If you are someone else, the quarrel will last to death, but it will affect your studies, but the quarrel with Nian Nian may affect the social order, because she is a fierce beast. Know the New Year, it is her who lives, and the eve of Chinese New Year's Eve is also her. One can imagine how fierce she must be, the adult beasts are all top-level fierce beasts in the mountain and sea realm, and the human realm is almost invincible. But even if the young beast eats a person like playing, if she loses her mind in a quarrel, then the matter is big, and it is impossible for Brother Zhang to monitor it 24 hours a day.
Therefore, even if the demon clan allows intermarriage with humans, it is absolutely not included in the year.
But here's the problem, how can there be a girl who is not good at spring, every year this little rabbit cub grew up in the human world, and naturally it will not be very special, so it is normal to fall in love.
"Do you know that if you lose control, your little boyfriend will die? When you wake up, how do you face yourself?"
Brother Xiao Zhang sat there and educated Nian Nian seriously, and Nian Nian sat there with his head down and shed tears, looking aggrieved.
"You are a beast and not a human, even if I can make you completely human, but this can only be implemented after you are eighteen years old, you know what I mean?"
Brother Zhang is rarely so fierce, but there is really no way, the little rabbit cub is too a headache. It's not that he has no way to make him a human every year, but the cost of becoming a human is too great, compared to Nian Nian, a creature that is almost stepping on the top of the world pyramid, becoming a human is actually equivalent to turning a person into a chicken, and his ability and lifespan are directly reduced, and theoretically there is no reason to become a human every year.
Therefore, the boundary given to her by Brother Zhang is eighteen years old, and at the age of eighteen in the human world, she has her own choice, which allows her to choose whether to maintain the form of a young beast or become a human.
It's definitely not going to work now, the young beast with an incomplete mind is going to become a human because of a doomed and fruitless love, which is unacceptable.
"Are you going out shopping with him tomorrow?"
After Brother Zhang asked, he was silent every year, and he was obviously reluctant to see her like that.
"Speak!"
As Brother Xiao Zhang broke off, Nian Nian's body trembled, obviously frightened, and at this time, on the glass door in the backyard, the faces of Xu Wei and the two waiters were squeezed and deformed by the glass door, and Xu Wei still had a rhubarb standing on her head, which looked like a dog.
Nian Nian refused to speak, just cried, crying louder and louder, I didn't know that I thought she was beaten, at this time the dog sister slowly stood up from the nest, squatted in front of them, the dog boss also probed his head from not far away and stretched out his head, looking at Nian Nian's appearance, it silently retracted its head again, and did not dare to step forward.
Sister Dog looked at it for a while, then suddenly turned into a human form, tiptoed back to the room, picked up the phone that she hadn't used for a long time, and secretly sent messages to Jin Mei and Zhang Yao. ….
"What's going on?"
Jin Mei rushed over as soon as possible, and when she saw Nian Nian's appearance and Xiao Zhang's expression, she immediately stepped forward and hugged Nian Nian: "What did she do?"
"Ask her yourself."
At this time, Zhang Yao also hurried over, and he didn't even change his work clothes, and after seeing them, he immediately knew that he must have been caught in love every year and was being trained.
"Alright, you go get some rest first."
Zhang Yao hurriedly stepped forward and pushed Brother Zhang, and then coaxed him to the front hall.
After he left, Jin Mei asked curiously about the situation, Zhang Yao roughly told the matter, Jin Mei scratched her head, although she didn't say a word, but from her eyes full of wisdom at the moment, it can be seen that she doesn't know anything about this matter.
"Huh?" Jin Mei let out a voice of soul thought.
"Huh?" Zhang Yao said that there was something difficult to understand.
"Huh?" Jin Mei felt that this was really incomprehensible.
"Huh?" Zhang Yao said that there is nothing incomprehensible about this?
And at this point, Zhang Yao found that the higher the ability of these people, the lower their EQ seems to have become a law, and those things where the emperor of heaven descends to find a girl with a mediocre appearance to fall in love will not fucking appear at all in reality.
They are all awesome at fighting, but when it comes to falling in love, they are like a group of mentally retarded groups. The reason why Brother Zhang is angry is that he eats people every year, which affects her normal life, and the reason why Jin Mei is confused is because she just eats a few people, what's the big deal.
But whether they are angry or confused, the reasons are ridiculous, and the question here is not whether to eat or not to eat people, right? It's about falling in love, it's a matter of early love. Solving the problem of early love naturally solves the problem of cannibalism, not solving the problem of early love, today there are electric car teenagers and tomorrow there will be bicycle princes, eating a cub and descendants, children and grandchildren are infinitely expensive, so to solve this problem, the core is to let the heart solve the longing for the opposite sex and emotional curiosity every year.
In the final analysis, isn't this because Brother Zhang didn't solve the problem of sex education for her when she was younger? What's so confusing about this?
Oh...... Yes, he Brother Zhang didn't solve this problem himself, and he expected a desireless person to give sex education classes to his children, isn't this just letting a woman who has been divorced eighteen times go to the radio station to be an expert on emotional topics.
Zhang Yao felt a headache at the moment, she wanted to open her mouth but she had no way to say anything, because she didn't have any relevant content herself, she was abandoned by her family and exiled from her family since she was a child, she became a genius inventor at the age of fourteen, became a top figure in her field at the age of nineteen, independently created her own application laboratory at the age of twenty-four, and led the world in the field of arcane science at the age of thirty. There is really nothing to fall in love here, although everyone knows that she has a crush on Uncle Zhang next door, but the problem is that the crush is not experience, and she can't tell anyone.
Looking back at the glass door, the combination of three people and one cat, rhubarb...... There's nothing to say, it's pure stupidity and sadness. The remaining few, Xu Wei was twenty-two years old when she fell in love online and was almost unloaded by the people, and then she has been tying up her soul in this acre and three points of land, from her appearance in the small restaurant to the farthest place to go back to her hometown to deal with her grandmother's funeral, it is impossible to fall in love, it is impossible to fall in love in this life. ….
The moon god Xiao Hei, good-looking, elegant but miserable, has lived for so many years, but he is a well-known *** god in their system, listen to this title - *** god. All the love experiences come from the female frequency bosses I usually read, and they are all strange books like "Women, don't you like the scenery, I contracted 100,000 acres of orchards for you".
Coral Moon,Self-proclaimed to be a fox spirit who bewitches thousands of young men,But so far he has never dared to talk to the opposite sex he doesn't know.,Because he stole the patriarch's tribute and was expelled.,The sister of the congenital stupid king Huangpizi Liyue.,It looks harmless to humans and animals.、Natural and weak.,But I like to watch sadomasochism.、Freaks.,My favorite thing to watch is the perverted movie where the male No. 1 makes the male No. 2 into a mattress and then masturbates on the mattress every night.,Even became a supreme VIP member on the perverted website of the extranet.,Watch perverted underground movies for free on the whole site., The person who usually doesn't even use the radio is a good one.,I taught myself Japanese in order to see the perverts.。
These people must not be able to count on it, but seeing that they are crying so sadly every year, plus if they don't deal with it well, they may be beaten by Brother Zhang every year today, and if the girl is really beaten in the rebellious period, it is not good-looking and easy to say.
But now it's not a way to stare at Jin Mei, who doesn't know anything about it, Zhang Yao sat there and thought about it, just thinking about how to solve this relationship problem every year.
Not to mention that Zhang Yao is a genius inventor, her brain is spinning very fast and her inspiration is very strong, and suddenly a person and a woman appear in her mind without warning. This person is the succubus lady who calls herself a little meal bag fairy.,She doesn't have any dick ability.,But it's really talented for playing with men.,Since she was a child, she has dealt with not a thousand but eight hundred.,Wouldn't it be beautiful to find her to be a teacher every year?
Fortunately, Zhang Yao left her phone when she was playing on the farm a few days ago, and now she just needs to use it. So she hurried
I called Miss Succubus, but at this moment, Miss Succubus was already tired and collapsed on the bed, and she was a little delirious when she answered the phone.
After learning of Zhang Yao's appeal, Miss Succubus was very helpless and regretful, she said that she wanted to promote her products during this time, and she really couldn't get out, Zhang Yao immediately said when she heard it: "In this way, you take a break for a while to teach the children, and I will help you sell your products to ensure that they are quickly popular."
Although Miss Succubus couldn't believe her a little, she was the little princess of the Zhang family every year, and she didn't want to excuse herself too much, so she reluctantly agreed. And from this day on, all buyers on the black market who asked Zhang Yao to buy arms would be forced to tie in twenty boxes of small biscuits and bread, although the buyers were confused, but in millions of transactions, they didn't care too much about such a few hundred yuan of things...... And Miss Succubus's bread was quietly pushed to the four oceans and five continents, and some of those buyers bought more, and there was a container of bread when a batch of goods was pulled over, so most of the content of many underground organizations to give benefits to their subordinates in the next few months or even years was a variety of small biscuits and small meal packets, and the scene of some organizations receiving bread every month was no different from the welfare of domestic holiday guilds. ….
But I really didn't expect that because of this move, Miss Succubus's small meal bag quickly opened up the European and American markets in just a few months and became one of the best-selling brands.
It's just that now Miss Succubus still doesn't know that she is about to become the king of small meal bags, and the next day he came here with the pain of unsalable small meal bags and met Zhang Yao.
She first learned about the situation with Zhang Yao, and then when she heard that she might be beaten every year, Miss Succubus was surprised: "Huh? Does he lose his temper too? I thought he wouldn't be angry."
"Now you go over and slap him."
"Am I sick?"
Zhang Yao pulled her to sit down, and then roughly described Nian Nian's problem to Miss Succubus, Miss Succubus didn't feel anything wrong after listening to it, but her face was normal: "This is too normal, girls are like this at this age, if they don't have a particularly strong heart, they are easy to be attracted."
"A strong heart?"
"Well, it's been an education since childhood. Look at me, I'm a succubus, I've been taught since I was a child, men are just our food, and nothing else has any effect at all, don't be emotionally emotional about men, otherwise you will be hurt, and you may even die." Miss Succubus whispered, "That's why I've always used men as reserve food, and I've been chased by many people since puberty, but you're definitely not going to fall in love with a Mexican chicken strudel, right, that's the concept and education."
"I don't know if I've ever been chased, probably, but at the time I was addicted to the ocean of applied physics." Zhang Yao suddenly sighed: "Actually, looking back now, my youth is really blank."
"It's good to be blank, women still have to have their own careers, why succubi have been miserable for so many years, it's because our race is a parasite for men, and how many parasites can have a good end." Miss Succubus leaned there and pouted, "Look at you, how many people envy your current achievements, if you think what kind of dog man you can't get?"
"Actually, I'm not interested, how can a man have a strong armor."
"Okay, it's not interesting to talk about this, where are the children? I'm going to teach her how to deal with these stinky boys."
Miss Succubus has 10,000 ways to deal with men, as long as she leaves a little hand for Nian Nian, then she doesn't have to worry about anything, she chatted with Nian Nian who was confined all morning, from the little boy in adolescence to the big brother and old man in various societies later, and Nian Nian's curiosity has been fully satisfied today.
Miss Succubus said that she already had more than fifty licking dogs when she was in junior high school, but licking dogs is just licking dogs, and her daily life of worry-free food and clothing is dedicated by licking dogs, which makes her envious every year. When asked how she did it, Miss Succubus gave her four words, "Hardcore".
As long as you master these four words, and then go to brush the scumbag Wen Eucalyptus every day, and seal the heart with cement once a day, it is enough to be proud of the crowd. Miss Succubus also said, "You don't need to think about people who are greedy for you, not for you
Only those who are greedy need to try, because only a man who is not greedy for you can make you better, and when you are good enough, you can slowly chase the next level."
Although Miss Succubus herself is still a little garbage now, her words have made Nian Nian, a super-high-level magical beast, take it as a guide, and have an almost blind worship for the little thing in front of her that she eats eight in one bite.
In the end, Miss Succubus decided to let Nian Nian do a practical job, and repair the little rabbit cubs who didn't know what to do, and after listening to it every year, she was also eager to try.
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Reading with the little shepherd boy