445. Happiness is the true meaning
Brother Zhang is really angry every year, but what can he do, girls are destined to not be peaceful at this age, but now the Women's Gang forbids him to interfere in the management of the problem of young love, on the grounds that he doesn't understand anything and helps him.
"There's no point in you caring about those things, the girl will definitely go through such a thing when she gets older, she's not a pet, and you're going to sterilize her?"
Lei Long sat there and watched the female anchor's live broadcast of Lian Yujia and said to Brother Xiao Zhang: "If you want me to say, you just let go and let those old ladies toss and pull, they are idle anyway, these girls are amazing." ”
Brother Xiao Zhang leaned there and didn't answer directly, but said, "I've limited my ability to the same level as you." ”
"Very good." Brontosaurus nodded: "It's okay to follow me." ”
That being said, the thunder dragon is indeed a little unconvinced, he has tried all kinds of cheating methods, but none of them have made his ability to display one more bar on the counter, I heard Zhang Yao say that according to the big resistance inside, each small bulb is equivalent to one hundred and twenty percent of the current level, and the energy difference between the two big bulbs is six times.
Although the combat skills and equipment here can make up for some of it, if there is a difference of more than two headlights, it is an irreconcilable gap, and Jin Mei's more than forty lights, I am afraid that only the great day of Heiling Mountain can compete with her in combat effectiveness.
But fortunately, Lei Long's best thing is to put it badly, even if he is not convinced, but when he says that he is rotten, he will put it badly, and he can even comfort himself and say that he does not have the Yuan Shen to return to his place, so this index measurement is not accurate or anything, in short, it is not so sad.
"Boss, will you rest today?"
"Hmm."
"Let's go, will I take you to play the electric one?"
"Go."
Brother Zhang hasn't been to the video game city for a long time, he followed Lei Long to the local video game city, and the two of them played The King of Fighters 97 in it, but who would have thought that the stupid little Brother Zhang was actually a top master, not to mention Lei Long, even those veterans who occupied this machine all the year round were casually beaten to pieces by him.
Soon there were people around their machine, and Brother Zhang had been sitting there rubbing the joystick with a blank face, while the people who were fighting with him in the ring opposite were changing one after another.
"I don't believe it anymore."
After a kid was perfected by Brother Zhang for the seventh time, he felt that his status was being challenged, so he directly bought a basket of coins and sat there and began to prepare for a protracted battle.
"Boss, you're too fierce, I haven't seen you play so much, why do you fight so hard."
Lei Long looked at him for a long time, and he felt that Xiao Zhang's level was more than enough to play the game, you must know that Lei Long's reaction speed was far beyond ordinary people, but just now he was abused by Xiao Zhang with all kinds of characters to vomit blood, especially when Xiao Zhang used Dongzhang, Lei Long didn't get up from the ground the whole time.
"This has to be replaced by someone else, how can you connect me in it, how can I connect you in the back alley later, how can you play games like this."
Seeing that Brother Xiao Zhang once again beat the other party to three with an expressionless face, Lei Long shook his head helplessly and said to the brother opposite: "Don't fight, don't fight, he is a ruthless shoveling machine." ”
But the big brother on the other side just pushed the coin forward, and his eyes were red when he sat there, and his chest rose and fell: "You're too powerful, aren't you?" How do you practice? ”
Brother Xiao Zhang turned his head sideways and glanced at him with a smile, although he didn't speak, the joy in his eyes was very obvious. None of them knew that there was a piece of this thing in Brother Zhang's room, and in the past nearly twenty years when he didn't need to sleep, Brother Zhang had already played almost all fighting games thoroughly, and he had almost 3,000 hours of game time for a boxer, and asked him how he practiced.
Of course, now that everyone is an adult, there will be no conflict over winning or losing a game, the two sides simply exchanged experiences, and then they dispersed.
And just when Lei Long and Brother Xiao Zhang were about to shoot zombies with a light gun, they suddenly heard a cheer from the doll catching area, Brother Xiao Zhang felt familiar and turned his head to take a look, and then saw Miss Succubus who was clapping his hands and shouting good.
Miss Succubus is wearing a white fluffy dress today, looking very cute, and there are still Nian Nian and a little boy standing next to her, it is the little rabbit cub who was almost killed by the star foal yesterday, he is now concentrating on catching the doll, but with Miss Succubus's cheers every time, his hands will tremble, and from time to time glance at Miss Succubus, and even ignore Nian Nian who is next to him.
"Hey." Lei Long gently pushed Brother Zhang: "That kid is finished." ”
As a former victim of the succubus's poison, of course Lei Long knows how powerful this thing is, not to mention touching it, ordinary people will find it difficult to hold themselves even if they smell the body odor on the succubus, which is why Miss Succubus wears long sleeves all year round, and she is now so close to this kid, it is estimated that this little boy is probably not as simple as a pillar of optimus, and eighty percent of his crotch is already a mess.
Of course, people who know know that this is not to blame at all, as long as it is a normal male, it can't withstand the succubus, it is a legendary creature that makes men lose their self-control, but the problem is that Nian Nian can be next to it, what is the feeling of being ignored by his "boyfriend", Lei Long has not experienced it, but a little bit of the little girl's thoughts, Lei Long concluded that Nian Nian's mentality must have almost collapsed now, and the score given to this little boy has fallen off the passing line.
Miss Succubus, Crash Therapy sometimes works.
"Let's go, go over and have a look."
Brother Xiao Zhang tapped a finger on the forehead of the thunder dragon, and the thunder dragon immediately turned into a girl's appearance, and even the clothes became a girl's style, and this change did not even attract the attention of the people around him.
"Oh???" The thunder dragon patted his chest and turned into an emoji in shock: "Oh...... Conceptual-level abilities are awesome. ”
Brother Xiao Zhang didn't answer, just patted himself with his hand, and he also became a different look, and no one could tell that he was Brother Xiao Zhang.
Lei Long glanced at him, and took advantage of the situation to hold his hand: "Boss, to be honest, it's not impossible for me to look like this." ”
Brother Zhang didn't even look at him, just pulled Lei Long's hand and walked to the area where the doll was grabbed with disgust.
There are already a lot of people in this place, most of them are men, after all, where Miss Succubus is, where the men will get together, animal instincts are inevitable, and she doesn't even need any particularly flirtatious movements to make people's blood pump.
There are always people around who want to take advantage of the crowd to rub a handful of oil, but Miss Succubus constantly adjusts her backpack as if she has eyes behind her back, blocking all the groping hands.
But suddenly, she still felt that her waist was pinched, and Miss Succubus frowned and turned her head, and found that a beautiful girl she didn't know was smiling at her, and she could actually see lewdness on the face of a very beautiful girl......
On the contrary, it was the man next to this girl, his eyes were as cold as ice, looking at her almost without emotion, and this look she had only seen in one person, and there was no one else.
So Miss Succubus thought for a few seconds, then leaned back, buried almost her entire body in the arms of the young man behind her, and then pretended to hold the young man's hand inadvertently.
When she looked up again, she found that the man behind her had no change in his expression, and he didn't even dodge his eyes.
"Brother Zhang?"
"Huh?" Lei Long was stunned: "You can find the rule-level changes?" ”
His voice was very small, and he disappeared into the noisy crowd almost instantly, and although Nian Nian was sharp, he didn't pay attention to the changes here because he was angry the whole time.
"Of course, his eyes are so familiar to me that no man can still maintain this demeanor after touching me." Miss Succubus actually had some resentment when she spoke: "Except for me Brother Zhang." ”
And the little brother Zhang behind her just slowly lowered his eyelids and let out a sound from his nostrils: "Hmm." ”
"Look! That's the attitude. Miss Succubus said to the thunder dragon next to her, "This is not him, I wiped the floor with my tongue on the spot." ”
The thunder dragon smiled dryly beside him, after all, the boss...... It's normal to be weird at all, gentleness is gentleness, but ruthlessness is also really ruthless.
Brother Zhang didn't care about Miss Succubus, just kept staring at the young man next to her Nian Nian, he remembered that Nian Nian had a date today, but judging from the current situation, Nian Nian's date has been theoretically ruined, after all, there is a succubus stirring up.
"Cooperate with me." Miss Succubus whispered, and then suddenly raised her voice: "Ah, why are you here?" ”
At this time, Nian Nian and the young man both turned their heads, Nian Nian was fine when he saw Brother Zhang, but when she saw the thunder dragon, her eyes showed doubts, and she began to take a few steps back to the young lady who the thunder dragon had become and began to sniff.
The action is not very elegant, but if she discovers something at this time, the thunder dragon will be eaten. Because this action is the vigilant temptation of the year beast, in other words, it is time to start hunting.
"Die!" The thunder dragon pushed her head: "The dog wants to eat Lao Tzu!" ”
Nian Nian's Tong hole turned into a vertical bar, and the four canine teeth began to lengthen, at this time, Xiao Zhang stepped forward and covered her mouth, blocking her changes with his body. When he and Nian began to look at each other, Nian Nian's emotions that he couldn't suppress gradually began to stabilize, and then slowly returned to a normal state.
And when it was too late, suddenly a man in a sweatshirt rolled to them, he pointed upwards with one hand, and many copper coins popped out on his body, and these copper coins converged together to form a copper coin sword, and he pointed at the succubus lady with a magic weapon: "Demon, dare to cause trouble in the world!" ”
It's good now, Nian Nian, who had just been suppressed, suddenly broke free from Xiao Zhang's sight, jumped out with a bow, his body rose when he saw the wind, and turned into the body of the Nian beast to confront the little Taoist.
Her anger all morning poured out at this time, her eyes were red to represent that the Nian beast had completely lost control, and her claws were gently scratched on the ground to create a deep ravine, and in an instant, the whole mall was in chaos, and even the little boyfriend of Nian Nian ran away because of this scene.
"Demon looks at the sword!"
The little Taoist priest went to poke Nian Nian with a bronze sword, but if that broken thing could poke Nian Nian, didn't she scream in vain this year, only to hear a ding, the money sword was broken inch by inch, and Nian Nian also took advantage of the situation to swing out with a claw.
Between the lightning and flint, the little Taoist priest tried to block it with his left arm, but at this time, Nian Nian had lost his mind, if this claw was solid, this person would have to go to the bridge to report to the cat.
But the expected impact did not come at the next moment, and the little Taoist priest looked up and saw a tall man blocking in front of him, blocking the impact of the monster on the opposite side with only one hand. Then I saw him pinch the huge claw and flip it hard, and the behemoth was overturned by him, lying on the ground and struggling.
"Wow......"
The little Taoist shouted in shock, and at this time the thunder dragon stepped forward and grabbed the collar of the little Taoist's clothes and dragged it out, and when it reached a safe place, the thunder dragon closed his hands, and the five electric locks immediately locked Nian Nian's limbs and tail, no matter how much it struggled, it was useless.
"Wow......" The little Taoist priest was stunned again.
And at this time, the handsome guy who had helped him resist the attack stepped forward and pressed a finger on the monster's forehead, and then he and the monster disappeared at the same time, without a trace.
"Wow......"
The little Taoist priest was so surprised that in just a few breaths, he actually saw the Five Thunder Binding Immortals and the unnamed but very advanced handling technique.
"Boy, next time you get rid of the demon, let's see if you can be an opponent." Lei Long squatted down and patted the little Taoist priest's chest: "You little three-legged cat, it's not enough to be a snack for her." ”
"Huh?" Lei Long patted the little Taoist priest's chest again: "Why do you have a persimmon?" ”
The little Taoist priest also looked at the big sister in front of him strangely: "I'm a woman, isn't it normal to have that?" ”
Brontosaurus scratched his chin: "I thought you were a fourteen or fifteen-year-old boy." ”
"I'm twenty-four!" The little Taoist priest bent down and began to pick up his copper coin sword, while babbling: "I just want to catch that demagogic monster, who knew that I would meet such a big guy." ”
Miss Succubus behind the Thunder Dragon pointed to herself and asked in astonishment, "You said that the demagogic monster is me?" ”
The little Taoist priest glanced at Miss Lei Long and then at Miss Succubus: "Fellow Daoist, is this your spiritual pet?" Maybe I'm looking away. ”
"Spirit pets?" Miss Succubus was so angry that she exploded: "When did I become a spirit pet?" Do I have an ID card? ”
At this time, a flying sword outside came from far and near, with a whistling sound of breaking the air, and then the sword arrived, and it turned out that Yu Heng had arrived.
"You're too slow, too." Brontosaurus glanced up at him, "How many minutes?" Did you do it in three minutes? ”
Yu Heng was suddenly taught a lesson by a big sister he didn't know, and he looked at his watch a little confused: "Two minutes and seventeen seconds, isn't it...... Who are you? What about things? ”
Lei Long shook his arm and pointed at the little Taoist priest next to him: "Come on, you don't believe what I said now, take her back first, today's things are all made by this kid, and then let the aftermath team come over to deal with the problem, and it will be back to normal within three hours." ”
The little Taoist priest standing next to him looked dazed: "Huh? What's wrong? ”
"What's wrong?" Lei Long touched the little Taoist's head: "You're going to carry the black cauldron." ”