586, I, Rhubarb, apply to fight!

"Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, have you heard about it, the competition has changed its charter, and now the mountain and sea realm has been added."

Little Potato ran to Brother Zhang with a plate and sat down, and then excitedly chatted with Brother Zhang about the game. They have now returned to Moscow to report on their work, because the target of the mission has been killed, and Luo Yu will be investigated and collected as a witness and insider, and their group will be involved in the affairs of the East King for a long time, and they will not be able to do anything else.

This is mainly because Dongwang is involved in too many people and things, and they can only deal with them one by one as the manager, but fortunately, it is all the finishing work now, and it only needs to take Luo Yu around the world, which is simply ...... Licking the dog, for this licking strength, he can eat any bitterness.

So in order not to let the team members make trouble for him, Xian Gu took all the work on herself, and then gave Brother Zhang a vacation, before the matter is dealt with, they will all be on vacation, and if there is no accident, after the vacation, their team will fall apart, everyone will get a super promotion, and under normal circumstances, a team will split three captains and a supervisor.

The fairy girl is most likely to be promoted to the position of supervisor, while the other three will be transferred to manage the newly formed squad.

So this long vacation can also be said to be the last time of their group, as long as three months, or as short as two months, they will be dismantled to Tiannan and Haibei.

However, Brother Zhang would occasionally go to the hut they built in the mountains to drink tea, watch the scenery, and clean the house by the way. Because Brother Zhang thinks that the time when he lived here was the most leisurely and carefree time in his life.

"yes, I've heard that, too."

Jiang rowed over with a smile and put the plate on the table: "Are you two going to sign up?" ”

Brother Zhang looked up at the two young people in front of him: "You plan to sign up?" ”

"Hmm......" Jiang rowing nodded: "I was going to do it, but...... I can't even seem to make it past the qualifiers, and my master's best sword is vulnerable in front of them. ”

Brother Zhang nodded: "I'll give you a better one when the time comes." ”

"Huh?" Jiang rowed for a moment: "Really? ”

"Hmm." Brother Zhang nodded: "It's not particularly valuable, aren't we going to be disassembled, I'll give you some gifts as souvenirs." ”

Jiang rowing was about to go crazy with joy at that time, although he didn't know what sword Brother Zhang would give him, but ...... He is the Holy Lord, alas, although he has a tacit understanding with the fairy aunt and doesn't know about it, but they already know that Brother Zhang is the Holy Lord, and the guy given by the Holy Lord can be worse? Just kidding.

"What about me, what about me." Little Potato also asked excitedly, "I want a gift too!" ”

Seeing their joy, Brother Zhang was like looking at his coquettish younger brothers and sisters, he leaned there and thought, "What do you want?" ”

"I want ...... Well...... I want to ......" Little Potato thought for a long time, and then said in a depressed mood: "I don't know ...... either"

Brother Zhang patted her on the head: "Then I'll give you a treasure bag, you can take whatever you want from it, but you can only take one at a time, and you can only get a new one if you return the previous one." ”

"Wow!"

The little potato shouted excitedly, and even Jiang rowing was a little envious, but he didn't care too much, after all, it was already good that he had a sword, and the others didn't need it at all, they cultivated the sword, and the sword was the wife.

"Brother Zhang, where did you get these things from......"

Xiao Tudou asked curiously, she is the only one among her acquaintances who doesn't know Brother Zhang's identity so far, after all, she has a big heart and a clear stupidity in her eyes.

"It's all friends', they don't want it."

"You have so many friends...... I don't have any friends. Little Potato sighed: "I still want to fall in love." ”

"Forget it." Jiang rowed and smiled: "If you accidentally fall in love, you have to break your boyfriend's bones." ”

The little potato straightened his waist and said resentfully: "No, I'm gentle." But if he cheats in the future, I'll bury him in a fishpond. ”

"Alright, alright." Brother Zhang smiled: "Let's go back in the afternoon, it just so happens that I will get something for you." ”

After eating, in the afternoon they first said goodbye to the fairy girl, and then a few people returned, this trip out, everyone was quite tired and the time was too long, Jiang rowing said that he wanted to go back to the sect first, after all, he had not been back once since the sect moved, and the little potato said that he wanted to go back to the base to make up for sleep, and sleep well for two days and two nights.

As for Brother Zhang, he naturally went back to Chang'an Lane first and returned to the familiar restaurant.

When he left, the grass still grew and the warbler flew, but when he came back, it was already a cold winter wax moon, and in addition to coming back to preside over the winter solstice festival, he was floating outside at other times.

When he entered the door, Xu Wei of the super dead house was lying on the counter boringly pressing the calculator, and the sound of returning to zero was repeated, and next to him was Pi Ye and Coral Yue, who had not appeared for a long time, sitting there chatting, and there was a beautiful big sister beside him.

This big sister has a small mark on her forehead, this is the mark that belongs to the high priest of the Tianhu clan, if Brother Zhang guessed correctly, this is the eldest of their three sisters, it seems to be called Jade Yue.

I have to admit that the fox clan is a group of Yan dogs, Pi Ye and Coral Moon are already very good-looking, but compared to the eldest sister, they are simply trivial, that kind of temperament and appearance, but whenever it appears in ancient times, it is a sign of disaster to the country and the people.

"Hello Lord."

After seeing Brother Zhang, the eldest sister Jade Yue got up and saluted him, and Pi Ye jumped up and pounced on Brother Zhang, thanks to her now that she has no tail to shake, otherwise her tail must have swayed into a propeller.

"Brother, you're back."

Xu Wei got up and said with a smile, "Do you want to eat something?" ”

"No, I don't. I'm going to get something. ”

Brother Zhang slipped down the Pi Yeti hanging on him, and then walked in the direction of the backyard: "You continue to chat." ”

After speaking, he stopped for a moment in front of the map of the mountains and rivers hanging on the wall of the hall, looked at it a few times, and then returned to the courtyard at the back. When Sister Dog saw him, she got up and followed him.

"How's it going?"

Brother Zhang asked while washing his hands in the sink, "It doesn't look like you're in a good mood." ”

Sister Dog didn't say anything, just asked, "Will it be a long time to come back this time?" ”

"It could take two or three months."

After Brother Zhang finished speaking, Sister Dog immediately turned into a human form and handed him a towel, and he asked while wiping his hands: "You can go out to play, you don't have to be in the yard every day." ”

"I don't want to go out." Sister Dog smiled and glanced back at the window on the second floor: "Rhubarb is looking for you." ”

"Well, I'll go to the storeroom first."

Brother Zhang entered the storeroom, and first found a sword for Jiang rowing, this sword looked gray, but the shape was very stylish, Brother Zhang held it in his hand and patted it: "I have found a new master for you." ”

When the words fell, the dark sword roared, making a sound of thunderclouds rolling, and then the sword body peeled off inch by inch, revealing the hideous blade inside, Brother Zhang smiled and took out the scabbard and put the sword away, and just when the sword was collected, a touch of sword qi on the tip of the sword crossed the ground, and a deep trace appeared on the hard ground.

Brother Zhang looked down and smoothed the traces with his hand: "The Zhuxian Sword is really sharp......

And then he turned out the Guangna treasure bag for the little potato, shook the dust on it, went in and touched it, and then nodded: "Don't worry, you also have a new master." ”

In the end, he searched for a long time in the warehouse, and finally found a set of flying needles out, these nineteen flying needles, through the body blue, as if there was a flickering light, Brother Zhang took out one, and gently inserted it on the wall, the flying needle as thin as a cow's hair easily penetrated through the wall, obviously it was a heavy wall, but there was no obstacle in the hand at all.

"Yes, you're not old."

After speaking, Brother Zhang put away this set of needles and put them in his bag, and when he came out again, Rhubarb was already waiting at the door, and Brother Zhang looked down at it: "What are you going to do?" ”

"I'm going to sign up for a fight." Rhubarb puffed up and said, "I want to represent the human world." ”

Brother Zhang glanced up and down at the big fat cat: "What do you mean?" ”

"I'm going to beat those guys."

Brother Zhang pursed his lips, bypassed the rhubarb, and then walked to the door before turning around and saying, "Go and sign up yourself." ”

"Oh, then I'll go."

Brother Zhang smiled: "Do you still have combat effectiveness now?" ”

"My ...... in the Night"

"Stop, I've been listening to it for years, you know. Just take care of your own safety. ”

Rhubarb meowed and jumped on Brother Zhang's shoulder: "You are so uninteresting, you don't take me with you when you go out to play, do you know how pitiful I am here?" Every day I face an old dog with a Sima face, a dog who knows how to study and cook all day long, I am going crazy. ”

"Oh, aren't you going to take care of your little Anubis?"

"They all have someone to take care of, and they don't need me anymore, so I will teach what needs to be taught." Rhubarb sighed: "You must know that their master was personally chosen by you, in fact, there is not much I can do." ”

Brother Zhang smiled, turned around and returned to the front hall, at this time Pi Ye and a few of them had already left, Xu Wei said that Pi Ye was captured by her sister, saying that she didn't take a look at her father when he came, which was a bit rebellious, and then dragged her away.

"She's a little ignorant sometimes." Brother Zhang smiled and shook his head: "Bring me a cup of hot lemon tea." ”

"Okay."

At this moment, their door was opened, Zhu Zhenzhen and Zuo Danshuang walked in, and the two of them were immediately excited when they saw Brother Zhang, and then ran to Brother Zhang and raised their hands: "Brother Zhang, Brother Zhang, we are married!" ”

"You two?"

Brother Zhang swept back and forth on their faces a few times, and then smiled: "Congratulations." ”

"Thank you, thank you!" Zuo Danshuang took out a stack of invitations from his arms and put them on the table: "We must come to our wedding on the second of next month." ”

Zhu Zhenzhen smiled and turned back to Zuo Danshuang and said, "At the beginning, Brother Zhang was still my employee!" He protected me several times. ”

Zuo Danshuang smiled and rubbed his hands: "I have also had several meals with Brother Zhang." ”

At this time, Xu Wei took the invitation in her hand and looked around: "I will send it." ”

Brother Zhang looked around, then walked to the back and took out two big red envelopes, one of them wrapped a big red envelope for them, there were no bells and whistles, just a red envelope, plus two congratulatory messages handwritten by Brother Zhang.

But even so, Zhu Zhenzhen and Zuo Danshuang were already laughing so much that they couldn't even close their mouths, and their whole mental state was very excited.

They sat there and chatted for a while, and then because they were busy with the wedding planning, they didn't sit for long, and they hurried away, and soon there were only a few of them left in the noisy restaurant.

"Are you really going to fight?"

Only then did Xu Wei remember to ask Rhubarb: "Don't go up." ”

She didn't stop talking with her hands, while serving a bowl of rice to Brother Zhang, and then scooped a big spoonful of the braised pork she had just figured out: "Brother Zhang, try it, I improved the recipe of braised pork." ”

Brother Zhang snorted, then picked up the bowl and ate it, and the rhubarb next to him said indignantly: "Do you know what kind of bullying I am subjected to!" My civilization has been destroyed, and I am left alone to inherit the glory of the god Ra, I have been driven away for thousands of years, and my homeland is full of foreign doctrines, and they portray my civilization as a brutal murderer, and then use movies to push it to the world! I went to the competition, not to prove how great I am, but to prove that my civilization has existed and been brilliant, that it is not a backward nation wrapped in mummies, sacrificed by living people, and built pyramids by slaves, it has a glorious history! ”

"Well, doesn't it say that the pyramids are all fake?" Xu Wei asked curiously, "Did you really build a pyramid at that time?" ”

"Yes, but it's weathered. They were all poured with steel bars later, so they faked. Rhubarb licked his paws: "They don't call it reforging civilization, they call it whipping corpses!" ”

This sentence amused Xu Wei, and Brother Zhang fiddled with the tail of the rhubarb: "What do you need?" ”

"I need you to restore me to the way I was." Rhubarb turned his head and stared at Brother Zhang seriously: "I want to restore my peak divine power." ”

Brother Zhang nodded: "Is it okay to wait until I finish eating." ”

"Okay, well, I've been waiting for thousands of years, and I can afford to wait for a meal."

Brother Zhang smiled, pinched rhubarb's ears, and then said to Xu Wei: "The braised pork is a little sweeter, you press the sweetness, and then you can try not to put star anise and fennel, and then you put some soybean sauce in it when you stew meat, and then press the flavor of star anise and fennel into the compound soy sauce." ”

"Okay, I'll write it down." Xu Wei began to take a pen to record, and asked at the same time, "Isn't Brother Zhang going to sign up?" ”

"I signed up a little too much." Brother Zhang said with a smile: "And it's too easy to recognize." ”

"That's too, then let's be a cheerleader for Rhubarb!"

(End of chapter)