587, the cat goddess reappears in the world.
In order to delay the time for the Mountains and Seas Realm, the schedule of this competition was directly extended from the original plan of fifteen days to forty-five days, and in order to cope with this postponement, the three places of the Upper Three Realms, the Mountains and Seas Realm and the Human Realm began to open registration.
The registration rules for the upper three realms are below the main god and above the subordinate god. The Mountain and Sea Realm will select the Emperor rank and below, and the Human Realm will conduct a large-scale audition from all over the world.
After all, this is a competition with the gods, and the masters of the human world can be said to be pouring out, and each area has opened registration, and then from the audition, it will be screened up one by one, and then join the three-way melee.
The mode of the game in this melee has also been determined, basically continuing the rules of the previous game to keep up with the Three Realms, and there is a big man who will come to every game in person.
"This time, I am not participating as the Holy Lord of the Human Realm, but as a guardian."
Brother Zhang came to the main venue of the Three Realms Forum, he sat on the main seat as soon as he came, and his aura was full to suppress all dissatisfaction, and when he was present, his ascetic boat had a stomachache throughout the whole process, and he didn't even dare to hide in the bathroom, although he didn't dare to raise his head but he dared to sweat, sitting there, he felt that his toes were trembling, and the aura of the Holy Lord was not something he could compete with at all, and that terrifying aura made him, who was already weak-hearted, now completely become a soft-footed shrimp.
And Brother Zhang didn't even look at him the whole time, just sat there and read out the regulations that were almost like orders from the high-level of the three realms below, and also said that he would participate in the whole game and would take action at a critical time to prevent casualties.
"No wonder you said that it was inconvenient for him to come forward, this aura is really scary."
Wen Zhong turned his head sideways and said to Qing Lingzi: "I glanced at him, I felt like I was going to be slaughtered by him." ”
Qing Lingzi didn't speak, just tilted his head and smiled, but Ying Long next to him said with a smile: "He has a good temper." ”
"Then you go and give him a slap in the face." Wen Zhong said with a smile.
"Are you sick or am I sick?" Ying Long asked rhetorically.
At this time, Brother Zhang's words had already been finished, he put the manuscript on the table, turned around and left the seat, without looking at the people present a few times, the momentum was there, and no one surpassed it.
You must know that everyone here is a high-ranking person, and anyone who comes here has to start scolding the street, but no one in the house stood up for a long time after Brother Zhang left, everyone look at me, I look at you, no one dares to get up first.
"You guys." At this time, it was Ying Smash who got up and walked to the stage first: "It's really cowardly." ”
He took down Brother Zhang's charter from above, and then distributed them to the bigwigs present one by one.
"I hope you will strictly abide by it."
"I hope you don't mess around."
"I hope you all have a good time."
"Hope...... Alas? When Ying Smash came to the position of the ascetic: "What about this traitor? ”
An old man from the mountain and sea realm next to him leaned into Ying's ear and said, "He just said that it would be convenient to go, but he hasn't come back yet." ”
"Waste." Ying smashed and sneered: "Fucking waste! I thought it was a promising person, ouch yo yo yo, in the end it's just a bully who is afraid of the hard, I thought I could set off some storms, and now I don't believe you can get up! ”
His voice was loud, and it happened that the ascetic boat was slowly coming back at this time, and it happened that every word of Ying smashed fell on his ears, and he was now ashamed, and he wanted to find a crack in the ground to drill down, but he didn't dare to take a stubble, just walked up and picked up the charter and turned around and left.
"Alas, who let you go?" Ying Smash stretched out his hand to stop him: "Boy, in the human world, you have to call me uncle." In the realm of mountains and seas, you have to call me young master. I don't know who you're now, huh? ”
Ascetic Zhou raised his eyes and stared at Ying Smash, his lips trembled a few times, but he didn't say a word.
"Everyone is commenting, our human world pays attention to a heaven and earth monarch, right? Then do we also pay attention to the respect of a strong person and the pride of a master? You don't shout when you see the master, you don't shout when you see the young master, who are you? What's wrong? looks like the human realm, with the name of the mountain and sea realm, and still thinks about the upper three realms in my heart? That's embarrassing, when you get to the upper three realms, you also have to call the master to the immortal in a proper manner, and today the master will sprinkle a handful, just ask how you want to shout, this etiquette can't be less. I, a person in the human world, still have to call my father when I see the father of the upper three realms, I have to call my uncle when I see the Bo of the mountain and sea realm, and I don't fall behind a word about the head of the human world, why are the rules so chaotic that you are here? ”
is also a loss, he is a British smash, he eats all the three worlds, and the classic three surnames are slaves. The key problem is that his status in which realm is really not bad, Chun Kuilong's own son, Wen Zhong's adopted son, and the junior brother of the contemporary Holy Lord. Whichever signboard is brought out, it is time for someone else to expel him.
But it was this British smash, and there was no one on the scene who got up to fight him, and everyone happily watched this stubborn master rolling around there to embarrass people.
Now that the pressure is on the head of the ascetic boat, he never expected that the person in front of him would start to splash, and now he will suffer a big loss whether he shouts or not.
If you don't shout, you have a ghost in your heart. shouted, that is, the momentum is completely lost. No matter what you shout, people will press on you, and without the terrifying diplomatic wisdom at this time, it really can't be solved.
And no one in formal diplomatic occasions is so sloppy with him, the key problem is that what he said is still true.
"Boy, I'll be on a bar with you today, do you shout or not."
Ascetic Boat raised his head and looked at Ying Smash, if his eyes could have attack power, now Ying Smash has been hit by 9999, but it's a pity that he can kill the person who Ying Smash can kill with his eyes, and he just walked out of this door not long ago.
"Young Master......"
Ascetic Zhou finally bowed his head, and when he gritted his teeth and shouted out the young master, his dignity had been shattered to the ground, but even if his heart was dripping blood at this moment, he still had a smile on his face.
"Hey! That's good. Ying smashed: "If you have any difficulties, just tell the young master, the young master will open the back door for you, go." ”
When he walked out of the hall, he wanted to cry, but he couldn't, so he could only look up at the sky, so that his grief would not flow backwards.
And the representatives of the alien beast department in the hall also left the venue one after another, but at this moment, Ying Long suddenly attacked, he slapped the table and stood up: "It's against you!" Whoever walks out of this door today, don't blame me for turning my face and not recognizing people! ”
Ying Long is a serious boss, his status is much higher than Bai Ze, even the demon master Kunpeng will not choose to come with him, his temper is definitely not a joke.
"Sit back!"
He scolded angrily: "Bai Ze just let you rice buckets come over?" One by one, there is not enough success, and there is more than failure. ”
The twin reeds of the two True Dragon Clans shocked the people of the Alien Beast Clan in the Mountain and Sea Realm, after all, even their representatives didn't let out a fart, and they really didn't dare to say anything now.
And at this time, the matter of beating a stick to a date is naturally to be smashed by Ying, he stepped forward with a smile and said: "You guys really can't help it, I just have a personal grudge with that kid, everyone knows me, I'm a straight person, I can't hide things in my heart and can't speak, it's really a bit embarrassing." But it's okay, when the dinner comes, I'll punish myself with three glasses! Don't think too much about the brothers of the alien beast clan, you are brothers, and you are not the same as the dog traitor in the human world. ”
With a gun and a stick, Wen Zhong said to Qing Lingzi with a smile in his eyes: "This kid is really a great talent. ”
"Usually, but it's going to be fine."
"It's not easy to get your brother to say two words." Wen Zhong smiled: "Now that he has torn his face, what will Bai Ze do?" ”
"What can he do?" Qing Lingzi pointed at Ying Smash: "Let Bai Ze go to Kui Long Xingshi to ask for guilt." ”
"Hahahaha...... You're a bad man. ”
"I want him dead." Qing Lingzi frowned: "When he is regarded as an outcast, it is when I want his life." ”
"Well, it's time for my books to come back." Wen Zhong turned his head sideways to look at Qing Lingzi: "By the way, that Thunder Law Secret Book was originally given to you as a gift." ”
"You old man." Qing Lingzi sneered: "Bad." ”
"Alright, it's hard to go to the Netherworld, I want to go around." Wen Taishi smiled and said, "By the way, who is the strongest person in the human world this time?" ”
"A cat."
"Cats?"
"Hmm."
Wen Taishi's curious cat at the moment was slowly walking out of the entrance of the second round of qualifiers, and the moment she walked out, the whole audience exploded.
According to the player information, this is a female player from Egypt named Besti. And when she appeared, her graceful gait, light as a cat, her eyes as clear as the moon, her hair draped over her shoulders like silk, and her seductive figure.
"Come on, rhubarb! Come on, rhubarb! ”
At this moment, the Chang'an Lane Reinforcement Brigade held up a banner, and the broad red cloth was written in yellow font "Chang'an Lane's Best Rat Catcher Rhubarb", and the rhubarb supporters below were all neighbors, with a lion dance drum in front of them, with a red strap on their heads, and shouting trumpets while playing the drum.
Knock knock, rhubarb come on. Knock knock, rhubarb will win.
The rest of the audience didn't understand why a stunning woman who seemed to come out of a mythological picture book would be called rhubarb, and more importantly, this beautiful treasure whose beauty could be on par with Artemis, the goddess of the moon, actually held two small red flags in her hands and waved them on the pilgrimage support seat......
Is there really no one in this world she cares about?
But even so, her presence distracted the opponent who was waiting in the ring, and he felt as if there were a million stars twinkling in front of him, even if it was just a glance that made people dizzy.
"Alas...... Who would have thought. Xu Wei, who was a drummer in the audience, suddenly sighed: "The most beautiful thing in this book so far is actually this Night Guardian......"
Her words made the surrounding support groups burst out laughing, after all, they were almost vomiting when they heard Rhubarb's long list of self-introductions, and they were the dignified goddess of war, the guardian of the night, and the ...... of the courtyard
Anyway, as long as you know rhubarb, there is no one who can't memorize these two sentences, especially brainwashing.
At this moment, Rhubarb suddenly appeared in the ring in a flash, and her delicate figure seemed to be not here for the competition but for the beauty pageant.
But at this time, her opponent was still in a daze, watching the opponent in front of her completely give up resistance, as if she had been hooked by someone.
Rhubarb walked up to him, twisted his coquettish crotch, took super classic cat steps, leaned into his ear and said, "You're dead~"
Before the opponent could react, Rhubarb had already poked a finger in his chest, and then gently picked it up, the man's body was fine, but the nosebleed spurted out.
He quickly smirked and wiped his nosebleed, and raised his hand in surrender with a smile.
"It's damning...... Rhubarb is really good. ”
Xu Wei saw that Rhubarb's movements were done in one go, and the charm technique was brought into full play, without the slightest pause at all, and the whole process was silky and comfortable to decompress.
As Rhubarb's best friend, Xu Wei stood there and studied for a while, and the guy next to him began to speak: "You can hold back your studies, people call Daiyu Funeral Flower, and you call the mouse to move." ”
"I'll stab you to death." Xu Wei took out the white elephant gold pen: "I'll take a look at the nonsense again." ”
The rhubarb in the audience won this game effortlessly, and because of her prosperous appearance, it became popular on all social platforms almost instantly, the kind of oppressive force that was so beautiful that it was suffocating under the original shot, and the squeamish force with a cat's tail hanging behind her buttocks. Everyone relies on strength to attract attention, but this guy is the only one who relies on a wave of commotion.
This is a peerless beauty who came out of nowhere, although her every action is very contrived, but the key is that her artificiality makes people see a natural flow, as if the moment she appears, the rest of the whole world can only be divided into boring.
"You're so sassy......"
After getting into the car, the rhubarb swished into a black cat and ran to Xu Wei's lap, and Xu Wei touched its shiny coat and said sourly: "I couldn't see you so sassy before." ”
"Beep your grandma's chicken thighs, I'll change the banner for my grandfather tomorrow! Dry! ”
"Why, isn't it good? Little rat catcher. ”
"Death to the master!"
Rhubarb jumped and kicked on Xu Wei's chest, and Xu Wei was just about to start a heads-up with it, when there was a knock on the door outside, and the moment Xu Wei pulled the door, Rhubarb had changed from a heads-up posture to a milk-stepping posture, with a soft and cute face.
"Dress up as Nima." It was Pi Ye who came with him who got into the car: "Stinky Sabi, I still put this on hold and played with the old man." ”
"It's you, a turtle grandson!" Rhubarb turned around and slapped his tail on Pi Ye's face: "Get out of here, don't force me to slap you." ”
(End of chapter)