"Hey, hey."

When Sanyan'er walked out of the field, he turned his face and saw the monkey and Nezha standing on the tree on the side of the road with their arms crossed.

"Eyes, there's no new love."

Nezha's words made Yang Jian just laugh a few times, but he didn't answer, because everyone knew that they had already broken off their relationship and appeared in this place again, which was somewhat undignified.

"Sign up." The monkey was a little excited when he heard the commotion inside: "I can't help it." ”

"If you want to make up enough five, let's bring Xiao Xu with a total of four. Where do you go to find the fifth? ”

The monkey was doused with a basin of cold water, and looked dejected, but Sanyan paused in front of him: "It seems to be ...... Yes, you can make up another one. ”

"Who?" The monkey's head suddenly rose up: "Who can still fight?" ”

Yang Jian touched his chin, turned his head to look at the monkey, and then pointed to the person who was looking into the arena not far away.

"Huh? Are you going to pick up random people on the road? ”

"Yes."

Three-eyed laughed: "Do you dare?" ”

"Dare, then why don't you dare." The monkey flicked his sleeve: "When did you see me scared." ”

Nezha smiled: "You're not afraid, aren't you?" Then I'll go find the one who will press you for another five hundred years, this time with the ass facing outward. ”

After hearing this, the monkey began to pull the stick out of his ear: "Then I will let this golden rod grow around your head today!" ”

"Alright, don't make any fuss. I'll go up and ask. ”

Yang Jian tidied up his clothes and walked up to the sneaky man: "Hello." ”

"Huh? Hello. ”

"Here's the thing, we also want to sign up for the competition, but we have one less person, can you join us?"

"Are you sick? Pull people on the road casually? ”

Good scolding...... Serious people can't ask such a question, this is the current fighting competition with the highest specifications and the highest intensity, what is the difference between finding someone to go up and sending them to death?

"You are responsible for making up the head, and you will abstain when you come to power."

Nezha hurried up and said, "How is it?" Good brother. ”

In fact, it was a coincidence that the sneaky guy they asked was none other than Long Danchen. It's been a long time since he's been missing, and all this time he's been selecting awesome superpowers from all over the world to fight, but since he knew that the flower who had been flirting with him was actually such an awesome thing, he couldn't help but come over and take a sneak peek.

When he was peeping here today, suddenly three stupid X's came over and asked him if he wanted to join, and when he was thinking about what kind of stinky fish and rotten shrimp they were, people actually called him a good brother.

Long Danchen has a lot of problems, the biggest of which is that he is extremely happy and has soft ears, when someone calls him a good brother, his addiction can't help it, and after thinking about it for a while, he really agreed.

The key is that his eldest brother's soul is burning like this, no matter how he thinks of these deflated threes, they don't look like some top-notch masters, and they are estimated to be the goods of a round of tours, but it doesn't matter, when the time comes, he will have a game that is still glorious despite defeat, so that he can become famous in one fell swoop?

You know, that man has given himself a lot of good things......

Just thinking of that man, Long Danchen's heart was a little ...... was a little sad, as if he had provoked a thorn in his heart, making him uncomfortable but unable to get sick.

As for the three of them, everything is ready now, only the east wind is owed, and when the time comes, the registration will be over. The trio of Heavenly Court God of War, not to say how awesome they are, Heavenly Court and Earthly Mansion are more awesome than them, they can really get this name because of the punk spirit, the ultimate rock and the ultimate romanticism.

Johnny Silverhand will definitely not be able to defeat Adam's hammer, but this does not affect Johnny's silver hand to burn Arasaka Tower to ashes, and Adam's hammer can only become a ferocious Rottweiler.

In the same way, the sea of people that these three masters can't defeat is gone, but they are the only ones who can be called gods of war in the sky and on the earth, because of what? Because they all have the kind of courage that as long as this world is unreasonable, even if it is death, I will burn your Lingxiao Palace.

But they are not so weak, according to the comprehensive strength ranking, they are still at the upper middle level, Yang Jian's peak combat power is when he is a monkey, the peak combat power of a monkey is when he is killed by Yang Jian, and Nezha's peak combat power is when he is watching Yang Jian a monkey.

After that, Yang Jian lost his dog, Nezha lost his golden body, and the monkey was locked up at the foot of the Five Elements Mountain. We all have a bright future ahead of us.

After that, they can be regarded as middle-aged, and their physical fitness, ability, and will to fight have steadily declined to a certain extent, and then forcibly break through the ban and return to the world, and their ability is only less than one-tenth of their peak.

For these three middle-aged immortals, the only way to regain their confidence now is to take drugs, but the good news is that there are enough medicines.

But now it's pointless to care about combat effectiveness, after all, he has reached the edge of retirement, and when he comes to the human realm, he is destined not to enjoy the privileges of the upper three realms, and Nezha's golden body is not so much.

So their old brother plans to shine again before retirement.

Oh, the monkey is not middle-aged, he theoretically lives with heaven and earth, he is simply a dish, mainly reflected in the desire to fight, since he was imprisoned for five hundred years and took a trip, he was smoothed out by the world, and he lost the arrogance of the golden armor and red robe of the Monkey King.

And this time, it was a rare opportunity for him to find himself, and he wanted to see if he had become the goalkeeper of the Upper Three Realms, the pathetic unit of measurement, and the stinky monkey that was ridiculed.

The head was pulled up, and they signed up immediately, and this time they finally returned to their origins, reported as a human being, and then waited for an opportunity to go directly to the challenge.

As a passer-by who made up the numbers, Long Danchen got a contact information, and then no one paid attention to him, which made him a little lonely, after all, the eldest brother has not had enough, and the younger brother is gone.

But he's also a model of bending and stretching, after being abandoned by the three gods of war, he sat outside the venue and waited for the end of the venue, after all, he still had to grab Huahua and ask her why she was so awesome but refused to tell herself.

Women don't have a good thing.

But after waiting for a long time, the sky was dark, and Long Danchen didn't wait for anything except being fooled by three passers-by to report his name.

Because at this moment, Huahua has already returned to Chang'an Lane, and is having dinner with the five people who participated in the competition today.

"The best performer today is Xu Wei." Huahua shook her head and sighed: "The worst thing is the horse, it's really surprising." ”

Brother Zhang was cooking with his head down, and laughed after hearing her words: "Hasn't he always been like this?" ”

"It's very unreliable, you know, and he also called someone else's airplane cup, I think it's really ungraceful."

Brother Zhang just laughed, a young man smashed a pony, don't expect to be able to say anything good from their mouths, that is a typical dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, just get used to it, and there is nothing to reprimand, he was already like this before he was not the twelve spirits.

And just as she was babbling and describing today's game to Brother Zhang, the door was suddenly pushed open with a bang, and then she saw the human form of Rhubarb, the beautiful Egyptian young girl dragging the reluctant Pi Ye, and the two rushed to the small restaurant.

"I'm going to pull a team to play too."

Rhubarb rushed in and started to complain to Brother Zhang about the first thing, her main complaints were focused on the new format that couldn't let her solo, which she was very unhappy about, but the problem was that she couldn't get enough of five registrations.

So she searched all over the world, and the right ones were available, one was Xiao Hei, who watched perverted movies every day, and the other was Pi Ye.

"Are you going?"

Rhubarb pointed at Huahua and said, "If you go, count yourself as one." ”

"I can't do it, the main god level can't participate." Huahua waved her hand: "I want to be able to participate early." ”

"Well......" Rhubarb wandered around in front of Brother Zhang without a clue: "One yellow skin, one sunspot." There's no one anymore, so hurry up and think of a way for me. ”

Brother Zhang stood up straight and looked at the reluctant Pi Ye: "You even caught her?" ”

"That's right." Pi Ye was also full of anger: "What are you doing with me?" ”

Pi Ye has many dishes, that is obvious to everyone, and now she can be arrested, which shows that rhubarb is really no one to choose, but if there are a few more choices, Pi Ye will definitely not be able to be caught.

"I can't even make up the numbers when I catch him." Rhubarb was so angry that he scratched the door: "Who changed the competition system, it's really annoying." ”

At this time, the pony who came to get a drink in the middle of the victory party came over, and saw Pi Ye standing with Rhubarb, hehe, Yile: "What? Yellow skin and big fat cat, you go out to catch rats to eat? ”

Pi Ye rolled his eyelids and glared at the pony, and Rhubarb was like chasing flies: "Roll on, stay away from me." It's annoying to see you. ”

"Don't, little Huanghuang. I also said that I was going to recommend some people to you, why don't you drive me away. ”

Rhubarb grabbed the pony with his backhand: "Hurry up, I'm satisfied, spare your dog's life." ”

Pony leaned over and pointed to the fridge, "Kuroko, get me a bottle of Coke." ”

The moon god Xiao Hei took a bottle of Coke and put it in front of him, and then leaned there and listened, after all, she was also caught by Rhubarb, which really embarrassed her, although Xiao Hei's combat power is indeed good, the standard is the god position, the goddess of hunting in the night, and her appearance and ability are at the same level as Rhubarb, but she is really not good at fighting in the ring.

"This time we played a circle, how to say...... The level of being able to qualify is not bad, they are all above the level line, and they are all at the average level of Zhengshen. The upper limit of a righteous god is Wen Zhong, then the lower limit is me. But to this is the restraint of attributes, abilities, and skills. Therefore, if you pull up a god like Huangpizi, which is not in the same position, it will not only not help you, but may also hold you back. ”

"Stop talking nonsense." Rhubarb's brows furrowed: "Hurry up." ”

"My suggestion is to put the yellow skin away and make up three more normal points. If you don't have to form a monster team, you can catch the Red Dust Sword Immortal Yuheng in Chang'an Lane, his progress is very fast and Kunlun Zhengyuan's combat effectiveness is not weak. Although it will be very difficult for the players of the qualifying team, if they are given a special training, they should be able to withstand it. ”

"And what about the other two?"

"This second one, I personally recommend the little snake, don't look at the little snake just awakened, but the little snake snake's ability is out of the door and nothing can restrain her, isn't your relationship with her very good, it's definitely no problem to catch her. The last one, it's Ying smashing, Ying smashing this forcing character is not very good, but the ability is obvious to all, the strongest twelve spirits at the beginning, even if they go to the autopsy immortal, they are second only to Qing Lingzi's top stream. ”

"So you, Heizi, Little Snake, Ying Smash and Yu Heng, as long as these five-person teams don't encounter a perverted team, it's basically no problem."

At this time, Brother Zhang spoke: "Little snake can't do it." ”

"Oh...... If the little snake doesn't work, forget it, the little snake can't do it, then you can go to Qing Lingzi, he has a goddaughter, you've seen Gemini, right? Gemini is a super body, and its combat power has basically reached the level of the main god. If you are fighting for the human realm, Qing Lingzi will not disagree. ”

"Then you take me to Qing Lingzi."

Although Qing Lingzi is a terrifying thing, but Rhubarb never eats this set, she is a high-ranking god herself, and she is Brother Zhang's kitten, no matter how terrifying Qing Lingzi is, it is average for her.

"You're really awesome, you have to see Qing Lingzi when you come up, have you ever known Qing Lingzi and you have to look for him, that forcing people is really a little problematic, he is an old pervert, he will want you to sleep, you know the cat, right?"

And Brother Zhang raised his head at this time, he was holding the phone in his hand, and it was Qing Lingzi on the other side of the phone, he actually called Qing Lingzi to talk about the twin stars, but who knew that the grandson of Xiao Ma suddenly came out of the mouth......

"Okay, I got it." Qing Lingzi's voice came from the phone.

"Senior brother, listen to my explanation!" The pony flew over: "Senior brother......"

But all that came was the sound of hanging up the phone, and the pony's movements stopped there, and he withdrew his hand in embarrassment, and sat on the chair: "Finish......"

"By the way, do you know why Qing Lingzi is a woman?" Brother Zhang suddenly smiled and said, "I also only knew." ”

"Why? He never said that. Pony looked up and asked curiously, "According to his ability, isn't that a man if he wants to be a man, and a woman if he wants to be a woman?" ”

"Hmm. He told me that when he first came out of the land of repression, he actually took a girl's house, and he said that the girl's life was too miserable, and he promised to live for her. ”

"There is also such a story, Qing Lingzi feels weird." Rhubarb nodded: "Much better than some." ”

"Okay? The premise is to take it away. People like you don't fall in love, it's easy to be PUA, he's such a fart. The pony leaned against the pair of rhubarb's words and scoffed: "You haven't seen him kill people and cast Jingguan at that time." ”

Rhubarb sneered and glanced at the pony: "The sacrificial civilization is much the same. By the way, when will the twin planets arrive? ”