A small Chang'an Lane, how can it pull out three teams.

In addition to the Twelve Spirits Team and the Rhubarb Team that is still being formed, another team was actually pulled out in the evening in Chang'an Lane, and the team name is Rainbow Mother Sunset Red Team.

The average age of this team is sixty-two years old, led by Aunt Liu, the secretary of the neighborhood committee, because her daughter is called Shao Caihong, so this team is named Rainbow Mother, and Sunset Red is because the average age of the team is above sixty years old, it is such a simple team.

There were five people in the team, which must have been nonsense. These five people are Aunt Liu, Aunt Sun, Aunt Wu, Aunt Li and the old man who sits at the mouth of the alley every day with nothing to do.

Originally, I was looking for Aunt Chen, but Aunt Chen's son just gave her a grandson last month, and she has been very busy lately and has no time to toss. So I temporarily called out to the old man who sat at the door every day.

These five old people are quite lively together, and they are looking for tailors in the alley to make custom "battle robes" and custom red flags, and they also deliberately made five Little Red Riding Hoods, which are embroidered with bronzing thread with the seven words of rainbow mother sunset red, these hats are also embroidered by Aunt Chen overnight, saying that although she can't go, she has to have a sense of participation.

Don't underestimate these old ladies, they are amazing, isn't this GD division just finished, they went to report the game of Hu Jian, Hu Jian's division this time is the team of the upper three realms, in fact, the strength is still very strong, but these uncles and aunts don't seem to be afraid at all.

Early the next morning, rhubarb was still sleeping, and the alley began to beat gongs and drums, which made rhubarb all fried, and ran out in a daze to scold, but what I saw was a bunch of people holding banners and small flags and putting that whole farewell party.

Rhubarb ran up the wall and saw the old men and old ladies getting on a minibus, and there was a banner hanging outside the minibus, saying that it was wishing the rainbow mother a victory in the sunset red flag.

Mr. Huang thought that they were going out to play a goalball game, so he didn't take it to heart, and walked back to make up for sleep with a flick of his tail.

But who knew that at noon that day, it saw Hu Jianfen on the hundred-inch TV in the restaurant, and the banner in the morning appeared on the field - I wish the rainbow mother a victory in the sunset red flag.

At that time, Mr. Huang was blindfolded, raised his paw to the TV and asked, "I saw this banner in the morning." ”

At this time, the chef in the store had changed Xu Wei from Brother Zhang, and Xu Wei looked up: "What's wrong?" Is there anything special about it? ”

Before Rhubarb could speak, the picture on the TV had already switched to the contestants, and the commentator's voice also came out: "This challenge team is very special, it is a team composed entirely of retirees, and the average age has reached sixty-two years old. However, their faces are filled with the glow of youth, although the years have taken away their faces, but they have not taken away the ideals in their hearts. ”

Seeing the familiar faces, Xu Wei was numb: "This is not ......"

"Yes, it is." Rhubarb nodded seriously: "Are they looking for death?" ”

Don't really say it, everyone in the audience thinks so, these old men and old ladies are here to find death, and the team of the Upper Three Realms is also numb, and they don't know what to do all of a sudden.

Because of the problem of the competition system, they have to take the competition, but the problem is that now such a group of old men and old ladies who have to pay for themselves when they go to the park for a walk, they really can't do it.

The upper three realms are not the lower three indiscriminate, they can do bad things, but they rarely do shameless things, bullying old men and old ladies, they are somewhat embarrassed.

This time, the promotion personnel of the upper three realms are the dependents of the Greek god lineage, namely Hestia, the goddess of fire, Apollo, the god of the sun, Ares, the god of abundance, Demeter, and Hera, the queen of heaven. Although it is not a true god descending, the dependents of the gods also have strong abilities, and they are the high-ranking gods who represent them with full powers.

So now the situation has become the sun god Apollo vs. Aunt Liu......

It's a bit ridiculous, it's not that Apollo's family feels ridiculous, but people all over the world feel ridiculous, and the world ratings are even higher than yesterday's challenge ratings, which probably shows that the interest of people in the world to eat melons is much higher than the interest in watching the game.

But the competition system is such a competition system, it doesn't matter if he fights Aunt Liu or Aunt Zhang, he still has to do what he should do.

"Check it out! What did Aunt Liu do in the past? ”

Xu Wei hurriedly called the king of the mountain: "Have you watched TV, Aunt Liu went to fight with the sun god." ”

King Shan's side fell into a long silence, and then Xu Wei heard the sound of the TV in the phone receiver, followed by a longer silence, and King Mountain muttered for a while: "Chang'an Lane is a non-filing area......

When he got into the ring, the referee in the stadium took a deep look at Aunt Liu, looking at her unpretentious clothes, calm expression and emotionless eyes, he was somewhat worried about this little old lady, after all, the referee in the stadium also had a mother back then.

"Let's get started."

The referee raises the flag, the bell rings, and the game officially begins.

The family of the sun god is prominent, but he obviously underestimated the enemy when facing Aunt Liu, and even waved his hand at others, and then pointed to the sidelines, signaling her to leave quickly.

But the next moment, without anyone noticing, including him, the sun god's family ascended to the sky, and then fell heavily to the ground and did not move.

And Aunt Liu just rubbed the shoulder of her right hand with her left hand, and she didn't even seem to move.

Quiet, eerily quiet. The audience fell into an inexplicable silence, and even the referee team didn't see what was going on, and finally resorted to the ultra-high-speed camera to see that in a time of 0.3 seconds, Aunt Liu had a total of 1,725 frames of action.

In other words, her refresh rate has reached more than 5,700 hertz, far exceeding the retinal limit of most human creatures, including the Protoss, in the eyes of most people, it may have been Aunt Liu's picture torn just now, and then the opponent was already GG.

"What kind of monster?"

The tables in the stands of the Protoss are about to be flipped up, what the hell is this, where did the middle-aged and elderly women move more than 5,000 hertz? And it doesn't look like it's the limit.

"Got it."

At this time, Bai Mengjie, editor-in-chief of the Secret Law Daily, called Xu Wei: "Aunt Liu is the protagonist of the 1977 time-traveling incident, she entered another world at the age of sixteen and came back at the age of twenty-seven, and it is said that she has experienced 4,100 years in that world. So far, the record for the fastest speed in the human world has been held, with a peak speed of 7% of the speed of light. ”

"Ah......" Xu Wei scratched her head: "How much is that?" ”

"Hmm...... Let's just say that at her peak, it only took three hours to go from Earth to Jupiter. 20,000 kilometers per second. ”

Xu Wei hissed......

And the pony is watching TV with Erlang's legs crossed at this time, when he saw Aunt Liu flying Apollo, the braised chicken legs in his hands fell off, Aunt Liu also introduced his girlfriend to the pony a few days ago, but the pony disliked the soil and didn't like it, and today Aunt Liu flew the sun god's family to the sky.

"Isn't this your fucking outlaw fanatic?" Pony pointed to the TV and scolded, "It's cheating!" ”

But whether it was cheating or not, the first scene ended in the world's exclamations, and then it entered the host's forcing Lai Lai link and watching the advertising link, and when the live scene appeared on the screen again, it was already the second round of the draw.

The person who drew the lot this time was the old man at the mouth of the alley, Xiao Ma didn't remember how old he was, anyway, when Xiao Ma first came to Chang'an Lane, it was about twenty years ago, he was so old, and he didn't look like he was going to die at all in the past so many years.

He was carrying a thermos cup on his back, no matter how he looked at it, it didn't look like he was going to the ring, but like going to the river to watch people fishing, and then by the way, he saw a lottery box on the road, and he itched his hands to smoke a shot.

After the draw, the referee announced: "The opponent is Ares, the god of war!" ”

After Aunt Liu's game, when the Tianshen Group played again this time, they didn't dare to be so crazy anymore. Ares's dependents were tall and large, almost up to the level of Titans, and standing in front of the thin little old man was like an electric chopping pepper fish head parked in front of a tank.

The name of the god of war Ares is very fierce, and his dependents are all righteous gods, with infinite strength, moving mountains and reclaiming the sea, and the little old man is weak and weak no matter how he looks at it.

"A long, long time ago, the sky and the earth were like chickens, and the universe was chaotic. One day, one of the chickens suddenly woke up. When he saw that it was pitch black, he picked up his great axe and slashed at the darkness before him. I heard a loud bang, and the darkness gradually dispersed. What rises slowly, becomes the sky; Something that slowly descended became the ground. ”

"I asked you who this old man is, what are you telling me about Pangu Kaitian." Rhubarb has already found Brother Zhang, and when he heard that Brother Zhang suddenly began to talk about Pangu Kaitian, it was a little dissatisfied.

"After Pangu fell, his body changed dramatically. The breath he exhaled became the wind and clouds of the four seasons; The sound he uttered turned into rumbling thunder; His eyes became the sun and the moon; His limbs became the east, west, south, and north poles of the earth; His skin became a vast earth; His blood has become a rushing river; His sweat became rain and dew that moistened all things. And his spirit turned into a towering tree in the East China Sea. Brother Zhang's tone was still so unhurried: "The roots of the big tree are very deep, so that it can know everything on this planet, and at the same time, it has also become the cradle of countless civilizations. ”

After speaking, Brother Zhang raised his head and looked at Rhubarb: "Amon is your supreme god, but you have never seen it but heard that it created itself and all things in the world, and is your god of all gods." ”

"Huh? That's right. Divine Ancestor Amun. ”

"Well, Amun can also be called Gaia or Pangu in other civilizations. He is a creator, but he doesn't have a very practical description. Brother Zhang pointed at the old man: "You sleep on him every day, don't you even know him?" ”

The old man of the rhubarb subway looks at his phone......

At this moment, the game on TV has begun, and when the family members of the god of war Ares hit the old man in the thermos cup with the fist that could break the meteor, the whole world held their breath, but when they saw that the old man in the thermos cup stopped Ares with a smile with only one finger, they showed a look of "it should have been like this".

One finger to resist the god of war, in fact, the smarter person should admit defeat, but Ares is a barbarian and his dependents are the same, but unfortunately, when he carried out the second round of attacks, he found that even if the old man did not resist, his strength was rapidly declining, and his huge body began to become thinner and thinner when his fists were getting closer and closer to the old man, and finally changed from a muscular man to a stickman.

He immediately jumped away, and his body returned to normal. After that, he tried many times like this, as if the power had been taken away.

"What's going on, just kidding." Rhubarb squatted in front of the TV and looked at the situation inside: "Isn't this a dimensionality reduction blow?" ”

Brother Zhang sat there just laughing, he actually didn't know how these hidden bosses in Chang'an Lane had run out to play, this inappropriate old man was crazy about teenagers, but what about these people...... The purpose is to be happy, who said that there are no top players in the world? There are many former top players in the human world, but some are old and tired, and most of them have walked out of the stage with the passage of time, and there are not many left.

Speaking of which, it is necessary to take out the combat power vernier caliper to smoke Wukong, his combat power level is just stuck on the middle level, and he is considered a top-notch goalkeeper. But I, the person of Xiniu Hezhou, am not greedy or killed, nourishing qi and latent spirits, although there is no supreme truth, everyone has a solid life, but it is eight hundred miles of lion camel ridge skeletons like mountains, and bones are like forests. Human hair is flakes of felt, and human flesh is rotten into dust. The human tendons were wrapped around the trees, and the stems were scorched and shiny like silver.

Who knows why?

It's just that after this, the legend is over, and the human race no longer has a living legend, and over time it will become weak. Even they themselves thought they were weak, but who would have thought that there were a few people who were born with immortal Buddhas?

A paper god list led Qing Lingzi to slaughter Kunlun Mountain, and in the end, didn't the gods and Buddhas still turn a blind eye? Who said that he was not a clear spirit.

It's just that after this, the human world has taken another route, staggering the path of evolution and the path of cultivation, based on hundreds of millions of short lives, forming a unique and fast route, after all, if a person wants to take off, it will take about two jiazi, but if a person wants to fly, the red-eye flight is one hundred and eighteen.

"It's over, the twelve spirits are not in the limelight."

Rhubarb sighed, and Brother Zhang just smiled and said, "It's different, they just went to experience it, and they came back after a few rounds." ”

"Why? Don't you win a championship? ”

"Hmm......" Brother Zhang pursed his lips: "Probably there is still soup stewed on the stove in their house." ”