Chapter 28, the upper body of the immortals
In the blink of an eye, the five people came to Qi Youdao. The expert was the first to ask, "Did you hide here last night, did you see anything of pornography and violence?"
Qi Youdao said: "I saw everything last night, but it disgusted me! I won't say the specifics, the frustrated man knows it anyway and hears it clearly! I guess a few of you should know it?"
The frustrated man and the seven walnuts nodded sympathetically.
The expert said angrily: "Shut up, it seems that today I have to fight for honor." For the sake of honor, for the sake of dignity! I am an expert, and I want to confuse you with my voice!"
With that, he stripped off his arms, and screamed. It sounds like a female voice, and when combined with his obscene image, it's really quite disgusting.
Qi Youdao quietly condensed the air around him into an invisible knife that was more than one person high, ready to split the ** expert in half with one sword.
At this time, I heard Seven Walnuts say: "That **, you be careful, he is condensing a knife that you can't see." See for yourself!"
According to his usual red-eyed habits, Red-eyed Eleven Lang thinks that this ** expert really can't stay, not only ** screaming, but also has a leg with the squeezing bar spirit guide, it is really immoral, how can this kind of person live in the world?!" Don't listen to his nonsense, there is no knife you can't see, you go on!"
**The expert paused slightly, feeling that the current scene was really not suitable for his own hands, and three or four yellow finches peeping at the back really made him very insecure. He stopped howling, jumped to the back of the group. "Come on, this kid is so yin!!"
Forked Niu looked at the red-eyed Eleven Lang worriedly, and said, "Who is that, what did you do just now?" I won't worry about you now, you can kill Qi Youdao first!"
Seven Walnuts said: "If we can't kill Qi Youdao this time, you will be responsible for the consequences." I know the address of your sect, and it won't be a problem to ask for an account. See for yourself!"
The red-eyed eleven pouted and said, "I'll come, I'll come." Let you see the power of the red-eyed pie. After saying that, a red light suddenly emitted from his left eye. This light was extremely fast, and before Qi Youdao could react, it hit Qi Youdao's body.
Qi Youdao knew that it was not good, but he had already been tricked, and his face was burning with pain. He hurriedly jumped to the side, and at the same time, he commanded the invisible knife and slashed at the red-eyed Eleven.
Red-eyed Eleven is also a character of the perception department, and can sense the existence of the invisible knife. He jumped to the side, and a light shot out of his right eye.
The two red rays of light were like high-tech weapons aimed at Qi Youdao, quickly sweeping around.
Although Qi Youdao had a lot of bags burned on his face, it was estimated that it was also dark, and it was a little familiar, but fortunately, his eyes could still see it. He thought as he scurried nimbly to and fro.
**The expert saw that the red-eyed Eleven Lang had the upper hand, his eyes rolled, and he thought that he couldn't let him take the credit alone, and he had to mix it up! He glared suddenly, and howled: "Preaching divine skills!" Then a righteous spirit came out of his body, and Yanran became a disabled person, he raised his voice and shouted: "Qi Youdao, are you slandering authority? Don't you know the importance of knowledge? Justice will eventually triumph over evil, I have studied this kind of thing for so many years, isn't it still clear?" According to the statistics of relevant sources, the probability of murderers being killed in the world is 100 percent, and righteous people account for more than 90 percent of the world's total population. Everyone you meet is likely to fight against you for justice. The power of justice is powerful. You have killed more than a million people, and you have sinned so much that even if you can escape today, you will not be able to escape tomorrow. Since sooner or later you will die, it is better to put down the butcher knife and let us kill you now! Don't struggle! Don't resist! Die early and be liberated early, why struggle in pain. Die a happy death!"
The spirit guide of the squeeze bar was deeply inspired, and also howled: "Deterrent divine power!" Then a majestic aura on his body squeezed out, as if he had a stuffy fart all over his body, and his fat body seemed to have lost some weight, looking like a divine pig descending to earth to condemn the people's vice of eating pork.
He coughed, and said in a loud voice: "Young man, have you lived enough, even the Spirit Guide Sect dares to offend." Don't you know how hard our foundation is and how strong our relationship is? We can not only make you a missing person with no corpse, but we can also make you worse than dead, rape your whole family, and not let go of the poultry, pull out the dead of your family and whip the corpses, and pull the living out to rape them. Even if you have a great grievance, we can bury him in the dirt. We're going to let you die silently. Anyone who dares to resist us will let him die like a dog. We are the masters of everything, we are your managers, who doesn't kill whoever is honest? Hey! Relatives and friends are all killed......
Although the two of them said some semantic opposites, they still had some impact on their butts, especially the words of the ** expert, he had a deep understanding and felt that he was very tired of living. As for squeezing the spirit guide's words, the more he listened to it, the more angry he became, but it aroused some fighting spirit. It seems that the spiritual guide should still strengthen his own cultivation, follow this and that ideological policy, take the path with his own characteristics, and talk less if he can't talk about it, this is not your internal meeting, you can talk about it however you want. Tossing outside relies on real force.
Qi Youdao's heart had just fluctuated slightly, and the red-eyed Eleven Lang immediately noticed it. The two red lights were as fast as lightning, and at the same time, an eye appeared above his head, shooting out a third light, which wanted to extinguish Qi Youdao in one go. At this moment, he looks like a perverted monster.
Qi Youdao was a little busy coping, hurriedly condensing the air around him, and at the same time quickly exhaled and inhaled. A strong wind blew, and suddenly the sand and rocks flew away, and the leaves fell in a hurry. Fallen leaves and sand and gravel, visibility is reduced, only to see the red light hit on the sand and gravel, although the sand and gravel are immediately crushed, but the speed is also slower, can not point to where to hit. With the protective effect of the sand and stone, Qi Youdao pulled out the sword and turned into a sharp sword, stabbing at the red-eyed Eleven Lang.
The red-eyed eleven hurriedly gathered the three rays together, increasing the strength of the attack. But Qi Youdao's commander Shashi condensed into a shield around him, blocking his red light.
Although the red light continues to break the sand and stones, the sand and stones are also constantly condensing, and the red-eyed eleven lang and the three lights are gathering together to achieve no good results in a short period of time.
Qi Youdao stopped in a blink of an eye, and the red-eyed eleven Lang considered that his mobility was not too strong, and he was basically not sure of melee combat, and he couldn't stay where he was and wait for death, so he ran up, and said as he ran: "Don't look stupid!
But no one did anything, even the ** experts stopped preaching the magic skills, and the spirit guide of the squeezing bar also stopped deterring the magic skills, and stood aside and watched coldly. Originally, everyone was a competitor, and it was common for someone to die, plus your strength had leaked to the bottom, it was really not good, and you always had a red-eyed attitude towards others, which was really unpleasant, so what to do with it.
Looking at everyone's indifferent eyes, the red-eyed Eleven suddenly panicked. He thought that there were many people and great strength, and he could still run if he couldn't beat them. But my speed is obviously not good, and I can't run away.
When people are flustered, they are prone to confusion and inconsiderateness. Red-eyed Eleven didn't notice that an invisible knife was already in front of him.
As he hurriedly ran, he felt that the world suddenly opened up, turned red, and turned black again. He was cut in half vertically, blood, brains, and internal organs splattered out, and he fell to the ground gorgeously, and he was a fart.
Although they were mentally prepared, the other four were still a little frightened. The living example of the murder is on the spot, and the one who died is also a person, and it is also his own side, and the death is still so miserable. This is a life-and-death duel, and there is no room for mistakes. Good and evil are nothing but the product of nonsense, and only death is a bloody reality.
Qi Youdao killed the red-eyed eleven lang, his heart was high, he commanded the invisible knife, turned his head and killed the ** expert.
The sudden death of one person unites the four of them again. Seven walnuts shouted, "Beast!
**The expert couldn't see the knife at all, his eyes widened, and he resolutely shouted: "Immortal upper body!" A golden light suddenly appeared above his head, a polite and polite person, wearing a big red jacket, wearing a flower on his head, rouge and incense powder rubbed on her face, a stick in his left hand, a glass of water in his right hand, and a man with a big bag behind him appeared behind the expert, clinging to his back, and his whole body was covered with golden light, which made people feel very unreal, like the feeling of having a big head in a dream.
As soon as the man appeared on the stage, he shouted: "Believe it or not, the expert is here!
Qi Youdao didn't expect that the ** expert still had a hand, so he hurriedly added more strength, urging the big knife to slash towards the ** expert quickly.
Believe it or not, the expert smashed the long knife with a stick, and then laughed uncontrollably. "Hahaha! I said that I am a handsome guy with a normal mind, do you believe it or not? Xiao Young, my strength is not very good, I think you will definitely die today! Do you believe it or not?"
Qi Youdao replied coldly: "your father, what else can you do besides deceiving yourself?" He drew his sword out of its sheath, condensed the air into a short knife, and killed the ** expert.
**Experts and believe it or not experts are one and cooperate sincerely. Believe it or not, a glass of water is spilled. The water instantly became like a whole basin in a large bathtub in the air, and the person who split his head and covered his face greeted Qi Youdao.
Qi Youdao didn't know if there was anything unusual about this water, so he hurriedly dodged to the side, and at the same time beckoned several invisible knives to hit the water, wanting to see the effect.