Chapter XXVII. Internal Contradictions

Qi Youdao closed his eyes, probed carefully, and found that there were four people gathered on the side of the frustrated man.

There was a monkey with a sharp beak, who looked very shrewd, dressed in simple clothes, and held a hollow round stick in his hand, about the height of a man.

The other had blood-red eyes, an angry face, and a few words from time to time. Dressed flamboyantly and tackyly, tasteless, like a rack for storing clothes.

The remaining two are the two called the Beast Sect and the Spirit Guide Sect last night.

The four of them are tense, all of them are celibate, and it seems that they are about to go to war.

Last night, after kicking away the two perverts called the Beast Sect and the Spirit Guide Sect, the forked cow lay down and rested peacefully for the night, and the next morning, the two people with sharp-beaked monkey cheeks and red eyes came one after the other.

Although I don't know this, the basic purpose is still obvious, and he must have come to rob the city lord. The forked cow reluctantly received a little bit. The main thing is to greet each other all the way, what is the surname, what is the name, what are you doing.

The sharp-beaked monkey cheeks said: "I am the seven walnuts of the traitorous faction, and I am responsible for fooling people." This trip is to rob the city lord, the city lord is still very big, and there is a lot of oil and water. ”

Fork Niu said: "That's just right, but I have limited space in this cave, and I don't like to be crowded with others, what do you say!"

Seven walnuts looked at the cave, which was about three meters wide and five meters long, and said, "How much is too much! It's enough for ten or eight people." Do you want money? This cave has no name or surname, and you think that if you move in first, it will be yours, and this is public property, and at the very least, it is the property of the Cult of God and God, and it has something to do with you! If you occupy a pit and, you think that the pit is also yours! I won't give you any money. ”

You can do it! The forked cow wants to kill this one, and wants to save some strength and keep him as a striker, after all, those two dirty men really make people feel that their strength is not good. He said with a smile: "What Seven Walnuts said makes sense, I'm just joking with you on a whim, don't be weird!"

Seven walnuts are no longer pursued, anyway, it will take a little effort to make a shabby-looking frustrated man pay for mental damages, and he won't lose much. "That Qi Youdao is nearby, why can't I feel it?"

The forked cow had the heart to give him no face, so he ignored him, but asked the red-eyed man enthusiastically: "Who are you?

The red-eyed one said: "I am the red-eyed eleven lang of the red-eyed faction, nicknamed two sticks, my strength is not to say, anyone who is stronger than me can find a way to die, and I will resolutely kill those who have potential than me!"

It turned out to be a scourge! The fork bull said: "Why do I rarely hear of your sect, is it your ......?"

The red-eyed eleven lang said proudly: "We are low-key people, do good deeds without leaving a name, and have been hidden all over the world. As long as there are people, as long as there is wisdom, we will not be extinct!",

It's really quite atmospheric. Seven walnuts said: "I have a newly developed seven walnut dew, I don't know if I will die if I drink it, it is better for you, a person who does good deeds, to taste it first, if it is poisoned, we can change the formula." ”

The red-eyed eleven lang said disdainfully: "Fuck your uncle, do you have an opinion on me?" Bright weapons!Let's duel!" He reached out and poked his eyes into his eyes.

This is going to hurt himself! The forked cow hurriedly looked up at the sky, pretending not to see it. At this time, a familiar lewd laughter suddenly came from outside the cave: "Hahahaha! Last night was full of passion and very cool!**Expert, did you say?"

**The expert said shyly: "There are so many people, we still have to pay attention to the influence, we are civilized people, cultivated, how can we say everything!"

The situation was unknown, and the red-eyed eleven rubbed his eyes and put his hand down again. "You two are all perverted, what kind of stuff you eat all day long, raising you so fat. Look at your big chicken breasts, do you think that women want to go crazy, so they will grow their own breasts, and live to see them first?"

**The expert was just about to roar a few times, and the spirit guide suddenly said without mind: "Young man, your eyes are quite red, haven't you slept well? Why is your temper so bad? Don't always complain and blush. People are all working hard by themselves, you see me now, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling are all kinds of things, and the heavy taste is not bad, how much effort was spent at the beginning, how many sleepless nights, how many times I was tired and fainted when I was tired while practicing, eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, you can't imagine. Looking back, time has passed, and looking back, tears are hazy. From now on, there will be no more feeling of being drunk and tired, everything is very casual, hahahaha!

If this is used to change the word and apply it to the body of the cow fork person, it may be able to move a group of people, but when it is used on the spirit guide of the squeeze bar, it is like pouring a pot of delicacies from the mountains and seas into the pit, it looks so disgusting, miserable, and has no appetite.

The red-eyed eleven pursed his lips disdainfully, although he didn't scold a few words, but the meaning was already obvious.

But the spirit guide is thick-skinned, and his comprehension ability is problematic, and he said again: "I am also your elder, as the saying goes, if you don't listen to the old man, you will suffer in front of you." I treat you as a son, I care about you very much! Young men, don't look at other people's lives better than you, it is all out step by step. I've eaten more than you've, and you have to carefully follow through on my opinions. Look at your body, it's also my favorite type, why don't we have a group battle and have an in-depth chat. ”

The red-eyed eleven lang said: "I have a question, and I hope you can advise." What are the specific ingredients of the meal you eat, and who will make up for the hole left by our. ”

In the face of this naked provocation, the expert couldn't hold back his temperament and roared: "You are ignoring authority, ignoring human wisdom, and ignoring the good brains we have cultivated for many years. You young people know how to be a hairball, you just listen to what we say, and you dare to speak hard. Wait for my worldwide propaganda and publicity, see if you still have a face?"

Seven Walnuts said: "Don't quarrel, everyone, we all have a common enemy, that is Qi Youdao, before eliminating him, quarreling will only waste physical strength and destroy unity." If you want to fight to the death, it's not too late to kill Qi Youdao. ”

The two sides finally calmed down and stopped arguing.

Seven Walnuts said happily: "It seems that my efforts are still very fruitful." According to the exchange rate that eating one chicken leg can make a quarrel for a meal, I basically avoided the loss of one of your chicken legs, plus the danger of possible fighting, and then count you one chicken leg, a total of two chicken legs. This is a poor rural area, and chicken thighs are hard to buy, so the price is more expensive. If you have two chicken legs, I will count you as a half-soul pill. But if we are destined, I will give you a personal favor, even if you are cheaper, just give me a soul pill. If you really don't have any money, you can write an IOU, but the price will become two soul pills. ”

Squeeze it, the spirit guide said disdainfully: "Do you want to give you two eggs?" Dare to ask me for money, and the eggs will be pulled out for you! I won't give you my Mao Soul Pill!"

**The expert persuaded: "It's too uncivilized to speak, how can you say that you are also a spiritual guide, and you are a bastard all day long, what is the difference between you and a rogue pervert." Pay attention to the image!"

Squeeze it, Ling Dao said angrily: "Shut up! Do you think you can criticize me after sleeping with me for a night? Am I the kind of person who can criticize me casually? In addition to self-criticism, my parents, wife and children can say two words about me, how old are you? I'm like this, what can you do to me?"

"Ungrateful and unconscionable thing!" **The expert stretched out his arm and kicked his leg to make a move, and his eyes were red and urged on the side: "Beat this spirit guide! Beat him to death! I don't feel good when I look at him! Beat him to death!"

Seven walnuts choked on fire and said: "Beat him! Beat him, I won't accept your soul pill! Beat him flat!"

**The expert had already finished warming up, and punched the spirit guide in the stomach. The spirit guide hurriedly rushed backwards and dodged.

But before he could land, a red light suddenly shot out from the eyes of the red-eyed eleven lang, which hit his bird, and suddenly squeezed the spirit guide and rolled on the ground.

**Expert, seven walnuts and red-eyed eleven Lang are happy one by one, like a group of good brothers who have succeeded in eradicating evil.

The forked bull looked at this strange scene and said in his heart: What are you all doing here?

The spirit guide howled for a while, probably after the initial pain, he staggered to his feet, grabbed the incomplete bird, and shouted: "Prostitute the god is in the world, and the god is recreated." ”

I saw that the bird suddenly came out of the divine light, dazzling people's eyes, unable to look directly. When the light faded and I looked at it again, sure enough, it was as good as ever, without the slightest scar.

The red-eyed eleven lang was very surprised, looked at the ** expert and said: "Hurry up, this time he must be seriously injured, and it will not be a problem to die!"

**The expert hesitated, and it seemed that he did not intend to make a complete break with the spirit guide of the squeeze bar. At this moment, I suddenly heard seven walnuts shouting: "There is a person on the back of the mountain, and it looks like Qi Youdao!"

The group immediately ran towards the back hill in unison.

Qi Youdao hadn't eaten yet, and he hadn't done pre-meal activities such as waking up and running in 100 steps, but he just took a look at the enemy, and the enemy came. As far as he knew, even if he was asleep, the enemy should be able to detect him, and the reason why he only noticed it now was because the people in the dream used some method to hide themselves.

There were two more, and I guess I slept for one night, and I still have time. He took a few quick deep breaths and adjusted his state.