Chapter Twenty-Six, Spiritual Guides and Experts

Later that day, not long after dinner, he felt two men wandering to the cave of the forked ox.

These two look weird, big mouth, big nostrils, look like they should be an adult, the front chest is surprisingly large, some chicken breast features, the legs and feet are quite tough, the overall is still alive to see, it can arouse people's sympathy, lying on the street, you should be able to earn money.

A fat, naked body, shiny all over his body, scratching the bird with one hand and stroking the remaining hair on the bald head with the other. Looking at the strength of the two, it is a celibacy double realm.

As soon as the forked cow saw these two, he knew that he was here to steal business, but the business was not good, so he could let them be a pioneer. "It's called the Beast Sect and the Spirit Guide Sect, how do you two have the strength to come here?

The Beast Sect is an extremely mysterious faction in the world, hidden in various natural conditions that are conducive to loading cattle, such as small bridges and flowing waters, large rivers and waterfalls, because of their high voices, their voices are penetrating, especially able to deceive people's hearts, and they are often hired to talk nonsense and fool the masses. But recently, the IQ of the masses has improved, but the beasts are a little reluctant to forge ahead, and their relative strength has decreased, so that when they talk nonsense, basically no one listens to it. As a result, the people of the beast sect also hid deeper, and it was easy not to come out and be embarrassed.

The Spirit Guide is definitely eating, drinking, prostituting and gambling, and is also good at fooling people, and is better at scaring people, and its main characteristic is that it has a headache and itching, and it has to be scratched at any time. This sect is not self-sufficient, because they have no skills, they can't farm, and they rely only on a part of the obsessive believers to worship. Usually, in order to suppress the dishonesty of the subordinate towns, some sects often invite people from the Spirit Guide Sect, and there are such one or two, when they go to the city to toss for a while, the subordinate towns immediately feel the good of the sect and obey it well.

The man who touched the bird said: "I am the spiritual guide of the spirit guide faction, I heard that I can become the city lord after killing Qi Youdao, so I came to join in the fun." You also know that the Spiritual Sect has not had a good time lately, and we are trying to live a good life. ”

The man with the chicken breast: "I am a ** expert called the Beast Sect, and I have a good relationship with the Spirit Guide Sect, this time I am specially accompanied to help the handle, and by the way, the entire deputy city lord should be a pawn." ”

It's really beautiful, I think you should come to be a dead body! The fork cow was glad that it was really two stupid forks who came, and said in a deep voice: "How did you find me here?"

Squeeze the bar spirit guided: "I heard what people said, I don't know who said it." This afternoon, someone came out of the nearby town, saying that Qi Youdao was in this place. Although the number of our spirit guides and beasts is small, they are distributed in every town. Soon the news reached the headquarters, and I was sent over the closest to here, and on the way, I met the ** expert brother called the Beast Sect, I was really in a good mood!" Saying that, he turned around and said to the ** expert very happily: "Come, hug! We are really a pair of good brothers!"

Seeing that the spirit guide of the squeeze bar stretched out his hands to hug himself, the ** expert hurriedly smiled and stretched out his hands. "The spirit guide is so polite! I am very honored to be able to help the spirit guide!" The two huge bodies huddled together, it was very uncomfortable to watch!

The spirit guide stretched out the hand that had touched the bird, and affectionately stroked the face of the ** expert. "Wait a while, let's find a place where no one is around. Let me give you a little more love!"

The expert was very shy and said, "You're so bad!

The forked cow couldn't stand it anymore, and the two meals he ate today were about to vomit out of his intestines and stomach. He really wanted to kill these two on the spot, but he felt that his hands were too dirty. "You guys go around this mountain quickly, maybe you can meet Qi Youdao, it's really not good, you can go to Lehe first!

The spirit guide was very unhappy, glared at the forked bull viciously, took the hand of the ** expert and left. Before leaving, you naturally have to say a cruel word. "You wait for me, even the spiritual guide dares to offend, there is your good fruit to eat!"

The forked bull was furious and yelled, "Get out!"

Leaving the cave where the forked cow was, the two of them walked to the back mountain, the area where Qi Youdao was located. Qi Youdao was practicing the Panting Divine Skill in a dark corner, so there was no movement and did not attract the attention of the two.

Squeeze the spirit guide while stroking the ** expert, and touching the bird at the same time, he was so excited.

**The expert was impatient, and said in a trembling voice: "Hurry up and undress me!"

Squeeze the spirit guide suddenly stopped stroking, and tore the expert's clothes very roughly. Thorn, stab, tear in pieces!

The expert immediately shouted at the top of his throat, and the sound was so loud that the trees trembled. After taking off their clothes, the two of them began to get busy, and the shouts of the ** experts became louder. The howling is simply a ghost crying wolf, earth-shattering, scaring children to death, and shocking birds and beasts.

Qi Youdao was on the side, only more than a hundred meters away, concentrating on cultivation, and it was really difficult to concentrate when he was disturbed by these two. I can't do this cheat daddy's thing yet, so as not to be noticed by the frustrated man and leak my identity. But if he runs, he may be detected by these two.

Fortunately, the moonlight is very bad tonight, and the two filthy and perverted figures can't see clearly, otherwise they will vomit blood and intestines, and at the same time they will have to learn some heavy knowledge.

Qi Youdao thought it would be a difficult night, but he didn't expect that the two of them would be busy before they even had the time to eat a fruit.

The spirit guide of the squeeze bar said with great satisfaction: "Today's emotions are brewing very well, I am very satisfied." If I didn't do it for too long, I was a little excited, and it was understandable that the time was shorter. ”

**The expert said: "Understand a fart! Understand a ball! I'm not satisfied, you hurry up!" As he spoke, he pressed the spirit guide to the ground and got busy.

Whether it is attacking or receiving, in the end you have to attack and receive, and after you finish attacking, you will have to accept it, and you will have to attack after you have endured. This is the way to attack!

The spirit guide of the squeeze bar suddenly screamed, the cry was long and boring, like a spell, with excellent hypnotic effect.

Qi Youdao felt that this spirit was in a trance, and he was about to fall asleep. He hurriedly lifted his spirits, and then breathed silently.

Squeezed the bar spirit guide shouted for a while, ** experts also joined, the two sang and harmonized, very paired, like a donkey neighing a horse, all the images of beasts, without a little human form.

Qi Youdao endured silently. After a while, I heard the sound of hurried footsteps from far and near, and then a figure flew sideways, and flew to the two men, and with a click of two feet, they were kicked into the air. "Fuck me, get out of here, let me hear it again, and kill you!"

Listening to the strength of the legs, those two are afraid that they will both be fractured. Although frustrated men are frustrated, they don't like heavy tastes. He angrily sent the two away, and walked back in a hurry.

Qi Youdao's heart was a little relieved, this can be regarded as a debt to someone, and he will definitely repay it in the future! After all the tossing just now, he realized that quiet practice was also a kind of happiness, and the kind of cry just now was simply worse than death.

After practicing for a while, Qi Youdao felt that his head was groggy and he fell asleep dizzily. In his sleep, he saw the three dark shadows again.

They stood in a row, looking ahead, as if waiting for someone. Qi Youdao looked at them and looked very patient, so he also waited.

At this time, I listened to the medium-sized idler who had been very lazy, did not practice and did not pant or lie down: "A lot of people you can't deal with are rushing here, in order for you to live longer, we still teach you in person, and it's not a matter of going out and showing your face often!"

As he spoke, Qi Youdao felt as if he had suddenly entered the entire environment, instead of the feeling of looking down on the sidelines before. He was standing on the ground, and the three people in front of him slowly walked towards him.

He was very surprised, remembered his father's words, and asked, "Are you just the cattle who are waiting for me to join the gang, seeing that my strength is growing slowly, so you often help me?"

Idler: "It can be understood in this way. I'm going to help you improve your skills today. Sword practitioners, you come first!"

saw that mighty and majestic man, one of them fell into Qi Youdao's body, and then this body was no longer under Qi Youdao's control, and he practiced his sword by himself. But Qi Youdao can still feel the sending, receiving, and turning of various moves, and the connection between moves.

After a while, his body and bones began to do his panting business again. Qi Youdao felt that this aura was surging, like a crazy lake and river, which was extremely shocking. The exercises of various breath flow manipulation seem to have been experienced in person. It's just a respite, but it feels like there's a lot of potential.

After a while, the panting and sword training practiced another set, and sure enough, they cooperated with each other, and their power increased greatly. Finally, the mighty and majestic man burst out from Qi Youdao's body. Qi Youdao looked at the other two, not knowing what kung fu these two could teach.

However, the man of medium stature had no such intention, and he said very calmly: "You should hurry up and practice yourself, and you will wake up later so that you can go out to deal with them!"

Qi Youdao said: "It's hard to talk today, can the three of you say a few words, don't say anything else, it's always okay to introduce yourself!"

The idler said: "You wait to go! If you want to practice, you can practice quickly." Looks like you're still here and you can't calm down. In that case, let's go first!" said the three black shadows, and they disappeared into the darkness, silent.

What is the situation? Isn't this in a dream? Where did those three people go? Considering the impending crisis, Qi Youdao didn't have time to think about it, so he meditated and practiced.

With the feeling when his body was manipulated just now, Qi Youdao practiced the panting kung fu first, and it was really a rapid progress, a profound understanding, and a kind of integration. While gasping and dancing with a sword, they complement each other and make progress together, which is very in line with the viewpoint of scientific development.

After practicing for a long time, Qi Youdao felt that he was basically okay, and he thought that he should have the strength to defeat the frustrated man, and his strength would grow slowly if he practiced again. Time is pressing, I don't know how long it has been in this dream, and I don't know the conversion relationship between the dream and the time in reality, so it's better to go out and kill the frustrated man. "Anyone? I'm done with my practice and want to go out!"

At this moment, he suddenly felt that someone appeared behind him, and when he turned his head to look, there was no one. I remembered the voice I hadn't heard for a long time. "You have to live longer, be smarter, be ruthless, be stronger!"

Then he woke up, it was noon, and the sun was shining. Qi Youdao stood up, moved his muscles and bones, and felt that he was really much stronger, his strength had broken through the double realm of celibacy, and reached the triple realm, it was time to kill the man!