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"Military parade, what are you kidding, this must be a little trick used by the enemy to relax our vigilance, tell the brothers in front, keep your eyes open, keep an eye on these guys carefully, and be careful of their sneak attack!" After hearing the sound of "the parade begins", the front-line garrison of the Song family army couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, but their general did not relax their vigilance because of this. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info showed a sneer on his face, and then ordered his subordinates: "Remember, no matter what they do, what tricks they swipe, they only need to remember one thing, it's enough to hold their ground, understand!"

"Understood, General!" the herald trotted away, still slightly agitated in his heart. The wise general saw through the enemy's plan at a glance, would this be a turning point in this battle? If I really succeeded, would I not be famous in history because of it? When I am old, I can also brag to my young grandson, if it wasn't for Lao Tzu's fast running, what would it be?

Thinking of this, the herald soldier couldn't help but feel agitated in his heart, and the wind was blowing under his feet, turning into an afterimage and heading straight for the border defense. It's just that this poor kid didn't know that the wise general in his eyes was really wrong this time, and those guys on the other side were really preparing to hold a military parade, and it was an unprecedented military parade of extraordinary scale.

Standing on the broad booth that had been built in a short period of time with divine magic, Mei Youren looked at the somewhat dizzying heads in the audience, and couldn't help but feel a little agitated in his heart. He stretched out his arm and shouted to the soldiers of the Southwest Coalition in the audience: "Hello comrades!"

Then these soldiers raised their heads one by one and looked at Mei Youren's face with a somewhat blank expression, their expressions were very puzzled. Many people whispered from ear to ear:

"Uncle, you have seen a lot, you say, what did you mean by what the handsome man said just now?"

"I don't know, it is said that this marshal has traveled in the human world for a long time, maybe it is the words of the human race. By the way, Xiao Lizi, you have also traveled in the human world for a while, tell me, what do you mean by what Dashuai just said?"

"I also went to the human world many years ago, and the king of the human world at that time was still Tang Taizong. But I also seem to have heard the word 'gay', and I have a brother who is very knowledgeable who seems to have told me that gay seems to mean gay......"

"I'll it, our handsome taste is so heavy, no wonder General Jin has been quarreling with him recently, it seems that there is really a reason for this, do you think it will be because General Jin is too strict in discipline that makes the marshal have no interest in women?"

"Don't say it, it's really possible ......"

Mei Youren's cheeks twitched, with his current strength, it was naturally not difficult to hear what these guys were talking about. It's true that these bizarre arguments are a bit off, but in fact, the rest of the guys are not saying good things either. In this regard, Mei Youren had to express helplessness - Ya even knows what "comrade" means, are these guys really isolated from the world, or are they deliberately here to sell cuteness with themselves?

In order to prove that he is a "straight" straight man, Mei Youren thought about it, and then reached out and grabbed the golden waist beside him, and stuffed it into his arms while he was not paying attention, and then there was a deep kiss without hesitation. The sudden big welfare made the soldiers here silent for a moment, and the Song family army even thought that the guys on the other side were ready for a general attack, and immediately after, the soldiers of the Southwest Coalition Army, who had been damaged by the soldiers and ruffians in the Dongtian District, began to make a tsunami-like coault.

"What are you doing?" his brain woke up from the dizziness, Jin Cancan gently pushed Mei Youren away, the expression on his face was not angry, but a little shy. She hammered Mei Youren twice, but she forgot to control the force, and the sound of her fist smashing on her body was the same as that of a drum. The high-ranking generals beside the two of them all looked sideways, especially the generals of the Southwest Heavenly Region who did not know why. In lamenting Mei Youren's rich colleagues, they are also secretly glad that fortunately their wife is a small jasper type, otherwise, like this golden general, when he is shy, he has no light or heavy under his hands, then I am afraid that he will be hammered to death by her in less than three days!

The relationship between Mei Youren and Jin Cancan has been hazy for a long time, and no one is a fool, and it is inevitable that they can see each other's intentions, but Mei Youren is a little embarrassed to start because Jin Cancan is his wife's sister. But after going through a lot, he was relieved, and some things just went their way. Thinking of this, he didn't shy away from it, and said to Zhao Bin, who was holding a magic horn not far away, holding Jin Cancan's waist: "You can start." ”

Zhao Bin nodded, pulling his characteristic somewhat hoarse but unable to hear the slightest trace of vicissitudes of life and said to the soldiers in the audience who were looking up and watching the show: "Brothers, we are all soldiers, so we won't talk about those useless nonsense." Today, our military parade is to show our own style, show our own courage, and let those stupid boys on the other side see what kind of troops they are facing. Therefore, give me your spirit, hold your head high, and march towards the Song family's army!"

Mei Youren quietly pointed a finger at Zhao Bin, who was speaking righteously, and I have to say that what this guy said just now is still very level. Zhao Bin also smiled and squeezed Mei Youren's eyes, and then put a square thing in front of the magic horn, and then, in the vast world, a blood-pumping music stirred up-

"The vast end of the world is my love, and the foot of the rolling green mountains turns into a sea ......" The desolate voice cut through the space in an instant, echoing in the Southwest Coalition Army. Hearing this music, even these iron-blooded warriors couldn't help but nod, and then the whole person moved to the rhythm of the music.

"I said, Captain, why do I get blood pumping as soon as I hear this music, and my whole body seems to have inexhaustible strength!" said the young soldier to the commander beside him.

"Don't say it, boy, I feel the same way, this music is so good, I want to apply for this to be our military song!" Wu Chang said as he beat the music.

"I know, you guy can't be relied on!" Mei Youren said bitterly covering his forehead, and Jin Cancan, who was beside him, also looked helpless: "I just borrowed the mobile phone I bought from you to play with him for two days, who knew that this guy actually ......"

Zhao Bin didn't know that he was about to face Mei Youren's anger, and this guy said to the soldiers in the audience while beating the beat: "Yo yo, Che Ke trouble, a legion, come to a set!"

With the powerful notes of "The Most Dazzling National Style", the Southwest Coalition Army strode towards the defense line of the Song Army. For this ending, Mei Youren didn't even think of it. It's just that in desperation, he rolled his eyes and thought of an extremely insidious idea.

"I said, "What do you think of this music?"

"Vulgar is also elegant, and this song is catchy, it's really good, it's good!" Heisha touched his smooth chin and said to Mei Youren with a smile.

"me, haven't you ever been bombarded by this thing and the terrifying combination of square dancing aunt!" Mei Youren said helplessly: "But even if you think this thing is played all the time for twelve hours a day, what kind of feeling will it be?"

Speaking of this, Mei Youren's face showed an evil smile, and in his mind, he had already made up the mental collapse of these soldiers of the Song Family Army under the ravages of the Huaxia Divine Comedy. And Hei Sha thought about it, and couldn't help but shudder: "It's really a bit ...... to be played on a loop by something like this It's so inhumane!"

"It's okay, I believe that the soldiers of the Song family army will like this art!" The expression on Mei Youren's face became even more hideous: "Okay, these things will be discussed later, our priority now is these young men!"

As he spoke, Mei Youren pointed to a somewhat loose but murderous phalanx of thousands of people slowly walking in front of his rostrum. It's loose, but it's murderous. This unit is no joke, these soldiers in it are all involved in Lucifer's rebellion, although many of them are old, but the battlefield experience that has exploded is enough to give any unit that dares to fight against them a headache.

"Facing the spring breeze and stepping on the scorching sun, it was the second class of the third year that came to the rostrum at this time...... Ahem...... It is the first legion team in the West Heaven District. This is a unit with a long history, which has played a vital role in many battles, and is our example!"

The team walked past the rostrum, and the originally loose team was neatly organized in an instant, and under the leadership of the flag-bearer who was the leader, the unit took the steps that it had just learned and walked slowly. Not only that, because they were not wearing military boots, so there was no uniform crisp sound of stepping on the ground, not only that, but because of the first time they walked right, many of these soldiers did not control their strength, and accidentally threw their shoes everywhere, and for a while, there were a lot of guys who went out to pick up shoes in the team, this scene made the soldiers on and off the stage laugh, but the people on the other side of the rift couldn't laugh at all.

"Inform the commander that the enemy's vanguard is the First Army of the Western Heaven District, and it seems that the other party is preparing to attack. I can only guarantee to hold on for half an hour, and I hope that the commander can quickly reinforce him!"

After speaking, the general tightly grasped the hilt of the sword in his hand, and looked at the team that gradually appeared not far away with a solemn face, and his heart was nervous. If you are not nervous, then hell, from the newspaper, it shows that this first army is an unusually strong force, even if it is an elite in its own hands, but whether it can really be against these tigers and wolves, he is also a little uneasy in his heart.

"Coming towards us now is the Royal Guard of the Southern Heaven District, this force has a long history, and has been guarding them since the establishment of the Royal Family of the Southern Heaven District. Time flies, generation after generation has given up their clarity and devoted themselves to the construction of the country, laying a solid foundation for the prosperity and strength of our Nantian District!"

Well, Zhao Bin's goods are starting to sensationalize again. It's just that his trick is still very useful, and the soldiers in the Nantian District who walked by in the audience were all indignant, and shouted slogans loudly one by one.

"Quick, inform the marshal, the royal guards of the Nantian District have appeared, he's 'damn', this time the other side has really made a bloody investment, I'm afraid today is the day of the decisive battle." The general of the front-line garrison said with a heroic laugh, and then suddenly drew his sword: "The battle is there, and the dead are dead!"

"The general is heroic, and we will fight to the death!" all the staff members beside the general shouted together, and their morale was boosted. And the soldiers were also infected by this desperate general, and their chests were boiling, but it was not long before they ......

"Report, general, the banner of the enemy's third legion has appeared on the opposite side, looking at the number of people, I'm afraid it's not a bluff, the brothers have stepped up their guard!"

"Strengthen the defensive line, calm down, the enemy has nothing to fear, we are the Song family's army!"

"General, after the Third Army is the Fourth Front Army of the Southern Heaven District. ”

"Death Scythe Legion? Quickly report to the commander, our future is not optimistic!"

"General, the enemy Eighteen Army Corps has appeared......"

"General, the enemy Thirty-third Army appears ......"

"General, the enemy gunhead has appeared...... Ah, what are you doing, general, it's really the enemy's head army, you see, they are still carrying kitchen knives and iron pots!"

"What the hell are these people doing!" the general slammed the hilt of his sword helplessly, damn it, what are these bastards doing, is it really a military parade?

"Report to the marshal, all 100,000 people in the first echelon of the Southwest Coalition Army are ready, please instruct!" On the opposite bank, a heroic young officer trotted to Mei Youren's side, saluted him, and then said.

"I know, let's return to the team!" Mei Youren nodded, patted the tall stone-throwing car beside him with a serious face in the "Most Dazzling National Style" that resounded all over the world, and then gestured to Zhao Bin, who was still shaking his head on the side. Some reluctantly turned off the music in their hands, Zhao Bin cleared his throat, and then put the loudspeaker-shaped magic energy amplifier to his mouth and said loudly: "Everyone, I announce that the first joint military parade of the Southwest Military Region is now closed!"

This time, the distance between the two sides was not far, so the soldiers of the Song family army all listened to it sincerely. As soon as they heard that they had been tossing for a day and were just preparing for other people's military parades, they couldn't help but feel a little helpless. Physically and mentally exhausted, they can't help but slack off. At this time, Mei Youren smiled slightly, and then walked up to the trebuchets who controlled the trebuchet, and said with an evil smile: "Brother, face the opposite side, come and shoot!"

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