Chapter 281: Military Parade
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The following days were a little lackluster, after a painful defeat, those proud generals in the Southwest Coalition finally realized that the opponent in front of them was not a soft-footed shrimp like those local garrisons, but an opponent who could really match them, and after this battle, Mei Youren's prestige in the army was also pushed to an unparalleled peak for a while, even Mo XVII and Lucifer did not reach the position. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
The Song family army has not been idle in the past few days, they began to actively regroup, and by the way, relying on a rift valley and hastily arranged a wide and simple defense line. Although everyone knows that such a thing is unlikely to pose any threat to Mei Youren, even if they can disgust their opponent, it is a very valuable behavior for Song Jiajun, who has already fallen into a slight "plum phobia".
In fact, he didn't think that this was a good time to fight, and even this lazy guy thought that it was a good choice for the two forces to confront each other across a canyon like this, but not everyone was ambitious, at least the Southwest Army, which was playing the game of grabbing money, grabbing people, and grabbing territory, did not like such a comfortable life.
"It's really troublesome!" Mei Youren had a headache at the scene of ultramarine's anger: "Why can't these guys stay honest for a while, how good it is to be a beautiful man quietly, if you have to fight and kill, it's really boring." ”
In Lucifer's tent, Mei Youren spread himself on the chaise longue very unvividly, covered his forehead with a towel and said to the master on the side: "By the way, let me also see, what does that kid of yours look like?"
"Be careful. Lucifer cherished the mirror crystal in his hand and handed it to Mei Youren, this kind of crystal that can record images is expensive even in the god realm, but it is not a matter at all for Gabriel, who was born as a local tyrant, especially at this time when her husband is on the front line, Gabriel wants to let his man feel the joy of inheritance for the first time, and he is unwilling to let him put down the work at hand, so he uses this DV video method. It's just that Mei Youren wants to complain that Lucifer has really not done anything else on the front line except to bask in the sun regularly every day and bask in his mutated big wings by the way, if you want them to see each other, you can directly find this scourge back.
"You were thinking a lot, I always felt as if someone was saying bad things behind my back!" Lucifer touched his nose and said, "But you see, this kid is so muscular, but his face is a little too square, and he has a knight's face." You also know that if I use your human classification, I should be considered a dead rider, born with the opposite of those knights whose brains have been burned by the Holy Light, but I heard that there are also a few people from the Divine Realm who have floated up from Korea, I can try to find those people to help, they are said to be very experienced in dealing with the face of the national character......"
Ignoring Lucifer, who had become a housewife, Mei Youren rolled his eyes, it seems that there are some things that really need to be done by himself. Originally, I wanted to discuss a little military situation with Lucifer, but if I want to look at it again, I'm afraid there is no chance.
"By the way, today I have a decisive battle with the Song family!" Standing at the door, Mei Youren thought about it, and finally turned back to Lucifer and said, "You ...... Isn't there anything you want to say to me?"
"Say something?" Lucifer scratched his head, and then grinned: "Come back early, don't worry, I'll keep the food in the cafeteria, I won't starve you!"
"I'll fuck it, you treat me as a rice bucket, and I have to think about that big pot of rice before I go on the expedition!" Mei Youren really didn't know from what angle to start complaining for a while, and after thinking for a long time, he waved his hand a little dejectedly, and then went out of the camp.
As soon as he got out of the tent, two soldiers who had been waiting here surrounded him and said to Mei Youren: "Marshal, the generals are ready, I don't know when they will go to battle?"
"Wait, I'll go find those guys. Mei Youren said to a few people: "By the way, where is the tent of the black yarn, I have something to do with this guy." ”
"The little one will show you the way. The guards walked ahead with a smile, and Mei Youren didn't say much, at first the humility of these soldiers did make him feel very uncomfortable, but now I don't know if it's because of the different positions and different hearts, or if he has been completely corrupted and degenerate, he is actually familiar with these things.
Under the guidance of the soldiers, Mei Youren soon came to the door of the camp tent of the black yarn, but before he could reach the place, he heard a somewhat familiar noise, as well as the sound of hard objects colliding. The thought that there was about to be a life-and-death battle, and that there was a bunch of guys who had nothing to do here, gathered to play with these things, he was a little angry.
Thinking of this, Mei Youren didn't let the soldiers report it, so he broke in stunned. Sure enough, on a large table in the center, there were four rows of jasper-colored Great Wall neatly stacked, and sitting in the four directions were Hei Sha, Zhao Bin, Jin Cancan, and Mo Seventeen.
"I said what are you guys doing, do you know that there is going to be a war soon!" Mei Youren said with some anger, and at this time, several people in the camp who were fighting fiercely also raised their heads and looked at Mei Youren's somewhat angry face.
"That, Dashuai, we're driving...... Pre-war meeting, that's right, pre-war conference!" Zhao Bin blinked, and then performed the magic skill of deceiving the dead and not paying for his life, but unfortunately, Mei Youren was not a fool, he wrote some mahjong on the table, and then said to a few people: "It seems that you have a heated discussion, Jin Cancan, how much did you win?"
"What a win, keep losing. Jin Cancan said with a sad face, and then she realized that she had been fooled by Mei Youren, and a trace of something bad flashed on her face, but she rolled her eyes and didn't say anything, just Shi Shiran stood up and said to a few people: "It's about to be a battle, I'll go back to prepare the armor for battle first, and you guys will talk first!"
Before Mei Youren could object, Jin Cancan instantly drilled out of his fingers like a golden retriever fox that had become a sperm, and then disappeared into the camp. As soon as Jin Cancan left, the already embarrassing atmosphere became even more depressing. After a while, Mo Qiqi took the initiative to stand up, walked to a corner, and then squatted on the ground with his head in his hands: "Don't slap your face!"
"Have you become accustomed to this!" Mei Youren complained in his heart, but his face was serious. He pulled a chair and sat down in front of a few people: "Anyway, Black Veil Commander, do you have any comments or suggestions?"
Mei Youren seems to be businesslike on his face, but his behavior does not conform to these four words at all. I saw this guy take a small black dagger and trim his nails little by little, and then blew it, and pinned it to the table with a thud. It's an obvious attitude, if you can't say anything, then don't think about a good day!
"Ahem, this can be had, this can be ......" Hei Sha curtled and pulled out the dagger on the table and handed it to Mei Youren, and then turned the mahjong table in front of him, and a huge panoramic topographic map appeared in front of several people. Coughing lightly, Hei Sha instantly became extremely shrewd and capable as if he had changed a person, and he pointed to the topographic map in front of him with a small whip that he didn't know where to get it: "Everyone, please look, this is our battlefield." ”
"That's right, it's very finely done. Looking at the topographic map in front of him rising slightly in a halo, forming a three-dimensional effect like a sand table, Lin Mo nodded, and then pointed to the swarthy abyss above: "This thing is the rift valley I used to stabilize the advance of the Song family's army, but no one expected that this thing would actually become the main obstacle to our march." ”
"Luckily, it's not a big deal. Heisha shook his head and said: "In fact, the Song family army is not a big trouble, although the Song family army is elite, but the problem of numbers makes their real role not obvious, and the main opponent we face is the Central Army." Although those troops are completely inferior to the Song Army in terms of the quality of soldiers, they have a number that the Song Army cannot match, and they are our real opponents. ”
"Having said all that, you haven't gotten to the point yet!" Mei Youren clenched his fist, and he seemed to feel a little impatient. Heisha smiled and patted Mei Youren's shoulder: "Take it easy, I'm not talking nonsense here." In fact, when facing the Song family's army, our biggest problem is that it is appropriate to kill them at what price!"
"That's right, that's what I'm struggling with!" said Mei Youren. In fact, on the first day, Mei Youren could directly play a wave of rioters, but he didn't do it, firstly, to give himself and those cronies who had worked together for a while a chance to establish his prestige, and secondly, he really didn't like this kind of almost the same way of playing, although they were the ones who won in the end, but the huge effort would also make Mei Youren, a not very generous guy, unable to sleep at night.
"I know that you guys are absolutely unwilling to let your soldiers sacrifice too much, but time waits for no one, and if you waste too much time here, I'm afraid it will make it even more difficult for the city to have enough time to prepare in the future. Heisha said, and then smiled faintly: "It's just that I have a way to solve your worries!"
"What way?" Mei Youren's eyes burst out with a gleam when he heard this, for this, the black yarn called the soul of taking advantage of the small advantage burning. Unable to resist Mei Youren's eye attack, he shrugged his shoulders and said to Mei Youren: "This idea is very simple, we have used it recently." ”
"That's obsceneness?" Mei Youren frowned, as if he was thinking carefully, but this mouth was really a little out of place. Hei Sha glanced at him, and then said: "The bluff has kept the nerves of the Song family army in a state of high tension, and by the way, they are tired of dealing with all kinds of raids, and if they don't rest well, their combat effectiveness will be greatly reduced." Coupled with the Heart-Attack Battle, I am confident that within three days, the combat effectiveness of the Song Family's army will be reduced to the same level as our miscellaneous armies in the Eastern Heaven District!"
"It seems that those soldiers who are waiting to make a contribution are going to be disappointed again. Mei Youren shook his head, to be honest, this method is not bad, at least for him, it is indeed too early to attack now, and since this guy said that he has a way, then why not give it a try, even if it is wrong, it's a big deal!
Black Veil didn't know that a huge black cauldron was quietly descending on his head, and the poor boy was still stuck in the obscene ideas of his own thoughts. After a while, Heisha slapped his thigh and said to Mei Youren: "Tell those soldiers that we won't fight today, let's do a little entertainment!"
"Entertainment? What kind of entertainment can these millions of people do?"
"With so many soldiers, it's natural to have a big military parade!" Hei Sha blinked: "This military parade must be magnificent, and the impact must be great! Not only that, but we also have to show our most terrifying weapons and the most house-watching skills, in this case, ......"
"In this way, I'm afraid those guys on the other side will also think twice before acting!" Mei Youren's face also showed a lewd smile. He stood up and said to a few people: "Although I know it in my heart, the battlefield is not a child's play after all, it is better to be rigorous." By the way, Zhao Bin, come over here, there are some things that need your help next. ”
"Okay, but it's going to be paid...... Oops, how do you hit someone......"
The soldiers of the Song family army were a little nervous, to be honest, since they founded the army, they had not experienced such a series of fiascos. was first brushed around by a group of mud legs in the East Heaven District, and then bullied by two strong perverted guys. The boss of his own family was all photographed by the white birdman who came later, and hovered to the second dimension. Originally, they thought that this was the end, but who would have thought that three days ago, the monster that created the Great Rift Valley came back, and with a group of soldiers named Huazi, they pressed one-third of their brothers to the point where they had to swallow their anger, such a huge contrast, how could it be possible for the soldiers of the Song family army not to feel unusually abrupt?
And today, those guys on the other side are moving again, and they are still in full swing! The overwhelming enemy gives people an incomparably oppressive feeling just by looking at it, let alone facing it in person. It's just that these guys don't mean to attack, but seem to be preparing something!
And at this moment, some soldiers with sharp ears had already heard a faint voice.
"Hey, hey, can you hear me? Okay, the audition is over. Well, distinguished ladies and gentlemen, the first big military parade of the Southwest Coalition Army has officially begun!"
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