Chapter 1 Uncle, there is roast chicken
'Goo~'
Feng Xiaoxiao leaned on the loess slope, his eyes languishing at the crimson sunset, his stomach shriveled like a dry wood that had been damaged by wind and frost.
"Uncle, I'm hungry again!"
Feng Qingyang stared at the mountain road seriously, looked back at her twice, took out a few brown cores from his pocket and threw them over: "No, this one is relatively fresh, save it." ”
"Alas, this is what immoral thing I did in my previous life, and now I am going to suffer this sin. Feng Xiaoxiao took the brown core and chewed it several times with a reluctant face before swallowing it into his throat.
People are iron, rice is steel, I don't eat a meal and I am hungry and panicked, since I came to this ghost place, I tasted it the next day.
This brown core is the size of a thumb, and when it was first broken, it was still tender blue, and now it is black and black, but the taste is still better than eating tree bark, but it doesn't matter if it's full.
"Vomit ~ vomit ~ cough, cough cough... Water, water..."I just chewed it and was about to swallow it, but I knew that I would directly block my throat, Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and his face was pale, just like braiding immediately.
The uncle hurriedly came over and patted her on the back, and took off the bamboo tube containing water from her waist: "Don't vomit, don't vomit, it's a waste, this brown core was finally stolen." ”
"Water, water..."Feng Xiaoxiao's two eyes seemed to glow green, staring at the bamboo tube tightly.
The uncle shook the bamboo tube and opened it to see that it was a little empty: "It's still a little!"
When Feng Xiaoxiao heard this, his tongue was so straight that he was about to cramp, and the water in the bamboo tube slowly condensed into a droplet and slid down.
'Whew!'
Seeing that the drops of water had fallen, suddenly there was a gust of wind and sand, which made the roots of the ears hurt, and even the drops of water were gone.
"Grass!"
Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly snatched the bamboo tube, looked at it as if digging gold inside, and licked it all inside.
Looking at the wind and sand that had long disappeared without a trace, Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't help but burst into foul language: "I'm Nima..."
"Don't make a fuss, you'll be discovered. The uncle gently knocked her on the head twice, and then climbed to the same position to continue to observe.
"Ahhh This damn broken world, don't give me a chance to get up, or I'm going to make a mess for you. Feng Xiaoxiao leaned against the dirt slope and pointed at the crimson sky viciously and cursed.
Before she finished speaking, another gust of wind and sand swooped in, directly hitting her face with dust.
"Puff~Grunt~"
Some sand went into his throat, Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly spit it out, staring at the sky dejectedly, that look, how helpless and helpless.
"Someone is coming!" Suddenly, the uncle's voice came.
"Where, where?" Feng Xiaoxiao heard this, turned over and got up, and looked towards the barren mountain road in the distance, where a group of men and horses were coming.
"Ready!"
"Received, received!" Feng Xiaoxiao was like returning to the light, full of energy, and took out a set of gorgeous clothes directly from under the stone on the side to change into.
In order to steal this set of clothes, she was chased by dogs for several miles.
Looking at the team getting closer and closer, Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes were getting brighter and brighter: "Hey, it's finally time to open the meat!"
"Uncle, I'll go down first. After saying that, she said hello, turned over and jumped down the slope directly, walked to the middle of the mountain road, and sat on a boulder with a ruffian appearance.
"Okay, don't mess up, be careful. "Uncle has also changed into a decent set of clothes here, and he looks quite energetic.
"Don't worry, this ticket is finished, and we won't have to worry for many months. "For this roadblock robbery, they have done it many times over the years, and they are absolutely familiar with it.
On the other side, the team of people and horses on the mountain road was running wildly, all smiling and full of energy, and there was a large carriage in the middle of the team.
"The second master, today is a full load, enough for our brothers to eat for several days. "The little head at the front had a happy face blooming, and the brothers were suffocated.
A smile appeared at the corner of the mouth of the second leader at the head, and he didn't look like a peaceful master: "This Xianghu Village is really fat, and it is worthy of being a territory where a spiritual cultivator sits in town." ”
"The second master, I'm still a little worried!"
"Are you afraid that the spiritual cultivators of Xianghu Village will come to trouble us?" The second master didn't care, it seemed that he had already planned: "It's just a spirit disciple, and he dares to trespass on our Hongyun Village?" Don't worry, we only grab food this time, and don't hurt people, he can't fight with us." ”
"Well, you're right, besides, our big master is a spiritual cultivator at the level of a spirit master, I'm afraid he will do something. ”
"Drive, drive!"
"Brothers, hurry up, we must reach our territory in Hongyun Village before dark!" The second master grabbed the reins, and there was still a trace of doubt in his heart, although he got the accurate news that the spiritual cultivator of Xianghu Village had already gone to Tengfu Town, but he always felt that something was not right.
"Pilot!"
After running for a while, I saw a figure sitting on a stone in the middle of the mountain road.
"Second master, this?" The little leader saw that someone dared to block the way, so he was about to draw his knife to pass, but he was blocked.
"This little brother, dare to ask which mountain it is, why are you blocking me from waiting for the way?"
Feng Xiaoxiao stood up and shouted loudly: "The sky is the quilt, the earth is the bed, Nanyang County is under the rivers and lakes, and the dry is the five grains and the miscellaneous grains, I am crazy about this road!"
"Second master, what are you talking about?"
"Nanyang County, could it be that this kid is from Nanyang County?" the second master muttered in his heart, but the brother behind him wanted to eat and live, how could he be fooled by a few words: "Little brother, you and I have never met, and there is no old enmity, if you don't give way, don't blame us for being polite." ”
"Bold bandits, in broad daylight, you dare to plunder on a large scale, and you deserve to be punished. Feng Xiaoxiao has a righteous and awe-inspiring posture, and it looks a little extraordinary.
"What the hell is this person, the second master, let me go. After saying that, the little head directly pulled out his knife and prepared to go over and cut her.
'Buzz!'
Suddenly, I saw a figure appear on the hillside not far away.
"Bold!"
Another person popped up, and surprised the little head.
"Your Excellency, who are you?"
On the hillside, the uncle was too lazy to talk to them, and in front of the more than 20 eyes, he flew directly into the air in a circle.
"Spirit, spirit, spirit master~" The previous little head was directly paralyzed by fright and fell off the horse.
The second master also had a tight throat, and the whole person was trembling slightly, all those who could fly in the sky among the spirit cultivators were all in the realm of the spirit master, this kind of big man, casually destroying them, it was all a matter of blink of an eye.
It is conceivable that one is an eagle-like existence in the sky, and the other is a mayfly that lingers on the ground, and there is a world of difference.
The second master of Hongyun Village hurriedly dismounted and led a group of thieves to kneel: "Big, adult, small one has eyes and no beads, I don't know that the adult is here, please forgive me!"
"Heh, you guys, if you don't learn well for a day, you will know that the grass is a coward and a disaster for the people, and you are really full. Feng Xiaoxiao clapped his palms, jumped down from the stone, and walked directly over.
"Yes, the lesson of the little adult is that we will not dare in the future. The second boss slammed his head on the ground, sweat soaked his clothes one after another, and even the wind and sand couldn't blow it.
Feng Xiaoxiao walked up to the second master with his head held tall and patted his head: "You say, what are you arrogant?"
"Yes, what you said is that the villain is guilty. ”
"You're going to rob Xianghu Village, that's my Teng's territory, isn't that old thing in Zha Hui alive?"
"You, how do you know?" After hearing this, the two masters trembled so much that they were about to die, and when they heard the Teng family, they quickly kowtowed and confessed: "We were wrong, we were wrong, please spare your life!"
A chuckle appeared at the corner of Feng Xiaoxiao's mouth, and he muttered in his heart: "How do I know? Of course I know, we watched you go, how don't we know, a bunch of idiots." ”
"Hey, you've looted the whole village, pulling a wagon. Feng Xiaoxiao jumped into the carriage, lifted the cloth, there was a lot of meat, and there was a large box tied in the middle, and when I opened it, it was golden and shining.
", what a big lump of gold!" Feng Xiaoxiao waved his hand, pretending to cough: "Ahem, forget it, Young Master Ben is in a good mood today, spare your life, right, Master." ”
"Get out, go back and tell your owner of the village, be a man in peace, otherwise, he will die without a place to be buried." In the air not far away, the uncle waved his sleeves, and his voice was full of richness and majesty.
"Thank you for the grace of the adults not to kill, thank you for the grace of the adults not to kill!" The second master of Hongyun Village dared to stay for half a minute, and Malier's got on the horse and ran.
'Da-da-da... Da Da Da Da...'
Don't talk about these guys, they are thieves who run fast, for fear that their lives will be lost if they are late.
"Hee-hee!" Feng Xiaoxiao was secretly proud, and his hands were particularly diligent in turning over the cart of things, and he opened the oiled paper package in it, and inside was a roast chicken that was still hot.
'Gollum!'
She swallowed her throat, she had just smelled a little, the intestines were tight, and they were about to muddy their belly.
"Uh-huh, it's really fragrant, it's really fragrant, it's really fragrant, it's really fragrant..." Feng Xiaoxiao couldn't help but take a bite, the taste was simply beautiful: "Uncle, uncle, come on, there is roast chicken." ”
On the hillside, the uncle saw that the bandits had run far away, and then slowly fell to the ground: "Huh, huh, huh, his grandmother's, these guys are finally gone." ”
I saw him gasping for breath, and the whole person seemed to be prostration, his face was a little pale, and he was still in a cold sweat.
"Small, roast chicken, roast chicken, stay, leave a mouthful. As soon as he heard the name of the roast chicken, the uncle's stomach swirled, and he rolled down the hillside without paying attention.
"Ouch!"
"Uncle, uncle!" Feng Xiaoxiao hurriedly ran over in a panic, and did not forget to bring the roast chicken: "Uncle, uncle, are you okay?"
shook it vigorously, as if it had been knocked out, Feng Xiao glanced at the roast chicken twice, handed it to his nose and sniffed it.
'Whew, whew, whew...'
"Roast chicken, my roast chicken!" The uncle squinted and grabbed the roast chicken in his hand, gobbling up a few large mouthfuls.
"Well, I said, stay a little. Feng Xiaoxiao was not polite at all, and snatched half of it from the uncle.
The uncle glanced at her fiercely and slapped her forehead: "You are a clever ghost, you don't have much strength, and you let you eat all the chickens." ”
"Uncle, you can't say that, I'm also the vanguard of the charge, something is going to happen, and the first thing is that I suffer. ”
"What about me, look at me, my hands are shaking..."The uncle was holding the roast chicken in his hand, as if he was sick.
But at this moment, an abrupt voice came.
"Guys, have you talked enough?"
Feng Xiaoxiao and Uncle Feng trembled, and hurriedly turned their heads to look, and a refreshed young man appeared in the field of vision.
"Spiritual cultivator, Teng Ran!"