"Ahem, ahem, that, this suave man, Yushu is in the wind, handsome and chic... Little brother, is there something wrong?" Feng Xiaoxiao showed a mouth of white teeth, not to mention how bright his smile was, but there were a few strands of flesh between his teeth that were not very elegant.

When the young man saw this, he showed a disdainful and disgusting expression: "Don't pretend, pretending to be crazy and stupid won't save your lives." ”

"Hehe, no, I didn't pretend, you see, we are just ordinary people, and we can't fight with you, right!" Feng Xiaoxiao ran the train with his mouth full, but he didn't know how many times he greeted his ancestors in his mind: "What are you a bitch, give you a shameless face, grass, if it is not important to save your life, labor and management will not bother to pay attention to you." ”

"Ahh I know, it must be our ugly appearance that makes you laugh, let's go, let's go, we won't delay your precious time. As he spoke, Feng Xiaoxiao directly dragged the uncle and prepared to slip away, but he couldn't move.

"Uncle, uncle, quickly retreat, quickly retreat..."

"That, that, little..." The uncle scratched the cold sweat on his head, and whispered, "I, I, I have leg cramps." ”

"Nima..."

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at the uncle viciously, he really wanted to blow him up when he dropped the chain at this critical moment.

"Uh, hey, that, little brother, just let us go, we didn't provoke you, did we. "He doesn't have a good impression of this spiritual cultivator, he is a master who eats people and does not spit out bones.

There is no way, now people have to bow their heads under the eaves, the so-called gentleman is not too late to take revenge for ten years, and when he soars one day, he changes his life against the sky, and then he will avenge this cheap revenge.

"Hey, yo, it's been a long time since I've seen a lowly little guy like you, so I might as well consider taking a minion. The young man raised his eyebrows and stood with his hands in his hands, looking like he was the only one in the world.

"Despicable, slave, I, Nima, you dog, I..." Feng Xiaoxiao heard this, almost fainted, and forced a smile on his face: "Okay, good, in the future, my uncle and I will definitely serve you well, big brother." ”

"Hahaha, hahaha, no wonder you live like this, it's really cheap. The young man laughed loudly, and every voice that came into his ears was an endless mockery: "I'm sorry, little bitch, you want to be my slave, you don't deserve it." ”

After listening to Feng Xiaoxiao, his face was gloomy, if that look could kill people, it was estimated that this guy had died thousands of times.

"Uncle..."

"Hmm!"

I saw Feng Xiaoxiao and Uncle glance at each other, and angrily threw away the roast chicken, it was really unbearable for the uncle, but the aunt couldn't bear it.

"Teng Ran!" Feng Xiaoxiao shouted at the young man without any scruples, scolding as ugly as he was: "You bastard, deflated calf, what kind of special slut can give birth to a slut like you." ”

"Yes, the little novel is right. The uncle shook his fist and shouted on the side.

"Hmph, do you think you're amazing? In my eyes, it's not even as good as a lump of poop, you listen, it's a lump, not a bunch, give you face, I'm grass, don't put it in front of me and drag it like 2580,000, master, I'm disgusting. She vented all the pent-up emotions over the years, which was called a refreshing.

"Yes, the novels have to be right. When the uncle heard her say that he was 'master', he hurriedly corrected in a low voice: "Ahem, that, is the word "master" wrong, correct, correct." ”

On the hillside three zhang away, Teng Ran's face was darker than dark clouds: "Go on, you go on, it's just two ants, it's easy to crush you, hahaha..."

"Made, what kind of spiritual cultivator are you, it's really shameless, isn't a spiritual cultivator amazing?"

"I'm sorry, the soul cultivator is so amazing, hahaha..."

Feng Xiaoxiao clenched his fists unwillingly, and yelled at the sky: "Ahhhh ”

'Whew!'

As soon as she finished speaking, a gust of wind and sand came to her face, but it blew her enough to choke her, and it was like swearing thunder, and it was fulfilled.

"Cough, cough, I'm Nima...."Feng Xiaoxiao was determined to die, and turned his head to the uncle and said: "Uncle, thank you for taking care of me all these years, you run quickly, I've had enough, goodbye." ”

"What's wrong with mortals? Mortals are also people, Teng Ran, I fought with you, and I won't let go of you, a shriveled calf with a thousand cuts. I saw her pick up a stone and rush straight over without hesitation, but she heard the uncle's shout in her ears, and she almost didn't fall.

"Tiny, wait, my leg cramps. ”

It's unlucky to meet the uncle, if you have real skills, you don't have real skills, if it weren't for a bit of bluffing, it would have been cool.

Teng Ran stood on the slope, not moving, don't look at the distance of three feet, the wind is small, the body is thin, and she is hungry and has no strength, plus this is an uphill slope, and she is already tired and out of breath when she runs over.

"I'll kill you, son of the king. As soon as she looked at Teng Ran's posture of being high above and no one in her eyes, she was unhappy.

'Whew!'

With a plop, Feng Xiaoxiao fell directly to the ground, the back of his hand was wiped with blood, and when he looked back, Teng Ran was still standing in place.

"Damn, worthy of being a spiritual cultivator, damn it. "Spiritual cultivators are equivalent to the darlings of heaven, and the difference between them and mortals is too great, there is really a kind of one in heaven and one on earth.

"Boy, I've put up with you for a long time, do you know, why?" Teng Ran looked ruthless, and at first glance he was not a soft-hearted guy.

"Hmph, I know, why don't you know, you look so disgusting, your parents gave birth to a cheap breed like you, you should have wiped your neck and committed suicide a long time ago, isn't it a shame to live in the world?"

"Little crumb, you are looking for death. I saw Teng Ran angrily rushing to the crown, and a suction force suddenly formed in his palm, directly pinching Fengxiao's neck in the air and shaking.

"Uh... Rattan... Lush... I, I curse, curse you, and die well. Feng Xiao frantically struggled to remove the palm between her throat, but no matter how hard she tried, there was no movement at all.

"Bastard, you let go of my little family, let go of her. The uncle pounded the ground frantically, and a trace of breath in his blood was slowly being stimulated.

"Hahaha, hahaha, do the two ants also have room for bargaining?" Teng Ran, as a spiritual cultivator, there is no need to waste time here, he naturally has his own deep calculations.

"Uh... At this moment, Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes and white blades were about to pop out, his face was red, and his throat couldn't breathe.

Looking at the crimson sky in a daze, Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes seemed to be back to the cold winter twelve years ago.

At that time, I saw the uncle for the first time, he was seriously injured, and then I didn't know what happened, the uncle seemed to have a problem with his memory, and the whole person was sometimes stupid and stupid.

Since then, the two have depended on each other, and in order to find her milk to drink, the uncle has carried her to steal everywhere, and almost didn't escape several times.

"Goodbye, this strange world, I would still like to go back to my original home, where at least there is still food. Feng Xiaoxiao has almost lost consciousness, and he is no longer struggling, and his brain is as muddy as blood, maybe, this is a sign before death.

At this moment, the uncle actually flew into the air again, with a posture of a god descending into the world and shaking all directions.

"You, let her go..."

Teng Ran stared tightly, and with a wave of his right hand, the wind was like a kite with a broken string, falling on the high slope of the loess.

"Great, uncle..."Feng Xiaoxiao trembled and got up, his head as heavy as lead.

"You damn thing, today, look at me..."Not to mention, the way the uncle started the fire, it was too domineering and majestic.

But before he finished speaking, there was an aggrieved scene, and he fell directly from mid-air.

"Ahh Ouch, it hurts, it hurts..."

"Uh... Uncle..."Feng Xiaoxiao saw this, and almost wanted to commit suicide.

Not far away, Teng Ran's eyes lit up: "Sure enough!"

He walked up to the uncle step by step and said coldly: "Tell me, what secret technique did you use to fly in the air?"

"Ahem, you're thinking too much, and you don't have any secret techniques at all. "Uncle is telling the truth, but he didn't hide it.

"Uncle, don't say it, don't be cheap for this king eight lambs. On the hillside, Feng Xiaoxiao shouted at the top of his voice, for fear that he would leak this unique skill.

'Bang!'

Teng Ran is really a ruthless character, he didn't say hello in advance, he just kicked the uncle out of the way, and hit the stone tightly.

'Poof!'

The uncle spurted out a mouthful of blood, and spit out dirty words directly, probably from the elementary school: "I'm Nima!"

'Bang!'

This Teng Ran seemed to turn into a gust of wind, very fast, and in the blink of an eye, he came to the uncle again and kicked him into the air.

'Poof!'

As soon as he landed, the uncle couldn't help but scold: "!"

'Bang!'

Another heavy leg, the uncle was about to be kicked to death: "Wang Ba Lamb!"

"Come on, I don't have much patience!" Teng Ran squeezed his hand, the friction between his knuckles clicking.

"I've said it all, no, no, no. The uncle looked aggrieved, and it didn't look like a fake.

Teng Ran looked at the uncle, and said secretly in his heart: "Impossible, it must be some strange secret technique, otherwise how could he, a mortal, be able to fly in the air like the Spirit Lord Realm." ”

If he could obtain this secret technique, he would definitely be able to exchange for a rich amount of cultivation resources, and he would soon be able to step into the realm of a spirit master.

"Honestly, I'll consider sparing your lives, otherwise..."

"Hahaha, don't deceive yourself, are you stupid when we are given? Give it to you, do you think we can still live? Anyway, it's death horizontally and vertically, don't give it to him, uncle. "Feng Xiaoxiao is also an understanding person, and everything he says is reasonable.

"No, I..." The uncle waved his hand, and could only hold back his words helplessly: "Ma Dan, I really don't have it!"

"Since you are looking for death, then go to death!" Teng Ran also lost his patience, sucked his left hand violently, and choked Feng Xiaoxiao's neck again, this time obviously with murderous intent.

"Uh-uhh

"Don't, don't..." the uncle rushed over desperately, trying to move his hand away.

'Whew!'

Teng Ran waved his right hand, originally intending to fan the uncle away, but who knew that the uncle saw the opportunity and directly aimed at his arm.

"Damn..."

With a bang, Teng Ran's palm suddenly ignited with a beam of flames, and a manic aura fluctuation set off all over his body.

"Uhh

The uncle suddenly heard a small miserable scream in his mind, and he didn't know which nerve it touched, and he suddenly became manic.

'Boom!'

In an instant, the surrounding space seemed to be frozen, and even the wind and sand floating in mid-air stood still.

"Uncle!" suddenly Feng Xiaoxiao was relieved, but his eyes were looking at this incredible scene.

I saw that wisps of scarlet ancient inscriptions began to appear on the uncle's neck, which looked quite obscure.

There was a purple-gold light in his eyes, and if he looked at each other slightly, he seemed to have fallen into a bottomless whirlpool abyss, and his body was shrouded in raging red flames, and there was a chilling aura around him.

'Boom, boom!'

I saw several small thunderbolt-like snakes walking on Teng Ran's body, but he couldn't move at all, and his eyes were full of horror.

With a bang, a terrifying scene appeared.

Teng Ran's person directly turned into flying ashes and disappeared in front of him, only the storage bag fell to the ground.

'Bang, bang!'

At the same time, Feng Xiaoxiao could clearly hear a sound like an iron chain breaking from the uncle's body.

'Gollum!'

She swallowed her saliva and didn't dare to make the slightest movement.

"Tiny!"

"Ahh

The inscriptions on the uncle's neck are gone, his eyes have returned to their usual state, and his breath is gone, as if he has returned to the past, but it feels a little different.

"Big, big, uncle, yes, is that you?"

The uncle came over, knocked her head directly, and said with a warm smile: "Who else can it be if it's not me?"

The water droplets in the corners of Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes swirled, and she couldn't help but flow down anymore, she rushed into her uncle's arms and hugged her: "Woo woo, woo woo, uncle, woo woo..."

This feeling of the aftermath of the catastrophe is really too poignant.

"Okay, okay, with the uncle here, no one can hurt us from now on. The uncle stroked her little head, and his eyes moistened.

"Uncle, what happened just now?"

The uncle looked at the sky, looked at the palm of his hand and said slowly: "I seem to remember something." ”

"Ah, what do you remember?"

"I seem to be an immortal emperor..."

"Uh..."Feng Xiaoxiao pouted, I don't know how many times I've heard this: "Uncle, can we be serious?"

"Really, I really am, don't believe it, you see..." After speaking, the uncle stretched out his left hand and sucked it gently, and the storage bag on the ground was sucked over.

"I'll go..."Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and he couldn't believe what he was seeing in front of him.

"Then, then, uncle, what about Teng Ran's eight lambs?"

"Dead. The uncle said lightly, and began to tinker with the storage bag.

"Dead?" Although the guy disappeared out of thin air, Feng Xiaoxiao was still a little worried.

"Well, don't worry, the dead can't die anymore. Suddenly, the uncle seemed to have found something good: "Hey, there's a box." ”

I saw that the uncle's right hand changed, and he didn't know what trick he had played, and a box popped out of the storage bag.

"What is this?"

"It seems to be a medicine!" The uncle hadn't even opened the box yet, but as soon as he opened it, it was verified, and a fragrance immediately wafted around him, which soaked into his heart.

"Hey, what is this?"

"Kailing Pill!" the uncle didn't hesitate and blurted out directly.

"What the hell?"

"It is used to maintain the spiritual veins in the body and condense the spiritual energy of heaven and earth, it should be used by Teng Ran's family to assist in breaking through the spirit master. ”

"No, uncle, how do you know?" Feng Xiaoxiao was surprised, the uncle was like a different person.

The uncle thought about it and frowned: "Hey, I don't know, I can't think of it, it should be like this anyway." ”

"Uhh

Suddenly, the uncle smiled slightly and said to her, "What, aren't you interested in this pill?"

"Cut, this, what's the use of this, can it be more fragrant than that roast chicken?" As soon as she mentioned the roast chicken, she felt hungry again.

"Hahaha, do you know? Xiaoxiao, you can use this Enlightenment Pill to cultivate now. ”

Feng Xiaoxiao didn't hear it clearly at first, and then asked again tentatively: "Big, uncle, what did you say?"

"I mean, you can become a spiritual cultivator too. ”

"Really, isn't it?" Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes widened, and it was estimated that 100,000 roast chickens were not moving in front of him.

"Of course it's true!"

"Oh my mother, woo woo,, I'm Nima, I'm, I'm finally getting out of it,..." Feng Xiaoxiao patted his head, and tears flowed down uncontrollably.

"Alright, let's go, let's go home. The uncle's palms tightened, and the box disappeared out of thin air.

As the sun set, two figures sat in a carriage and walked towards the barren mountains and mountains.

Along with the dust, you can still hear some small sounds of the wind in the distance.

"Uncle, I want to become a sword immortal!"

"Good!"

"Uncle, I want revenge!"

"Okay!"

"Uncle, I want to eat all the delicacies of the mountains and seas, I want to..."

"Okay, no problem!"

"Uncle, why don't we go and rob Tengfu Town!"

"Well, in the long run..."