Chapter 153: Labor Reform
After sending everyone in the Heavenly Court away, Bajie and the others all surrounded them, staring at Gao Nan one by one, looking up and down.
"What are you doing?" Gao Nan tightened his collar and guarded carefully.
Bajie looked at the old donkey and said with a smile: "Do you think Brother Nan looks like a Taoist boy in the sky?"
The old donkey circled around Gao Nan and said very seriously: "He is a bandit, where does he have the appearance of a Taoist child." ”
"I'll rub, you guys, I want my master to walk the rivers and lakes for more than ten years, I haven't seen anything, isn't it just going to the sky to be a boy, and I haven't been able to catch it. Gao Nan clenched his fists confidently.
Brother Monkey slapped him on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Don't be poor, hurry up and say goodbye, I'm going to take you up." ”
Gao Nan no longer talks nonsense, anyway, he will be quite safe in the next thirty-two years, Heavenly Court can't touch him, and the demons don't dare to go up to find him, it can be said that it is the best opportunity for him to rise to prominence, not to mention that he still follows the best alchemy refining master in heaven and earth, in case he steals some skills or touches some elixir magic weapons or something, hehe, the overall strength is definitely soaring!
"Gao Nan boy, go all the way, you may be lonely in the future, but you have to persevere, we will go up to see you as long as we have the opportunity. The old donkey said very sincerely with the white face, but the things flashing in his eyes were not only feelings, but also the golden light of seeing money.
"If you two dare to take advantage of my absence, steal my treasures, and touch my treasures, the master will definitely ...... when he returns."
"Haha, I'll just say that there is still a treasure, hurry up and pay the money, bet with me, I won't kill you if you lose." The old donkey proudly spread his palms in front of the white face, and his white face was blue with anger, but he still handed over two magic weapons painfully.
Gao Nan saw the green tendons on his forehead beating, and he wanted to chase and kill them with a knife, but the old donkey and the white face who felt the murderous spirit realized that it was not good, turned around and ran, and disappeared without even saying goodbye.
"Damn, I'll definitely be back!" Gao Nan shouted out the classic quotation of the gray wolf.
Bajie secretly told a lot of things, and told many secrets of the heavenly court, and then waved goodbye.
Gao Nan thanked Tang Seng and said goodbye to Sha Laosan, hugged Brother Monkey's thigh, and flew through the air.
"Oh my god, that's a lot faster than a rocket. Gao Nan clung to Brother Monkey's thighs, and his face was twisted and deformed by the wind.
Brother Monkey looked at Gao Nan, who was covered in blood but could still support his body, and nodded secretly, such a body is really worthy of his original guidance, and it is really a good seedling.
Passing through the South Heavenly Gate, Brother Monkey's speed did not decrease, and he directly passed through the vast heavenly court, and landed in front of the Tushi Palace, which was suspended above the thirty-three days.
The extremely wide dojo, as far as the eye can see, you can't see the end at all, and the plaque hanging above your head contains supreme coercion, and if you look at it for a while, you can feel an invisible pressure overhead.
"Thirty-three days of Tushi Palace, Brother Nan, we have arrived!"
Brother Monkey patted Gao Nan, dispelled the coercion emanating from the door plaque, and walked in with Gao Nan.
Gao Nan stepped into it with his foot, and suddenly the whole person stood on the spot, fairyland, a complete fairyland, the dense fairy aura swirled around, and from time to time there were all kinds of interesting images, there were hundreds of birds contending, there were fairies chasing, and countless fairy beasts laughing and playing.
A slowly flowing water of the Tianhe River rolled up a few waves from the side of the small bridge not far away, faintly revealing a humanoid head, smiling at Gao Nan kindly.
The cranes in the distance were also in harmony with each other, and a chirp flew into the air.
"This place ......" Gao Nan's eyes are not enough, all kinds of beautiful scenery can be seen here, there is really only what you can't think of, there is nothing you can't see.
Brother Monkey tickled and laughed, "How is this place?"
Gao Nan sighed for a long time, and finally found a suitable sentence: "Damn, this place is really suitable for the elderly!"
Brother Monkey, who has always been strong, couldn't help but shake a few times when he heard this, staring at the strange Gao Nan with black eyes.
Gao Nan laughed dryly and said, "Don't discuss the issue for too long, let's take me to meet Lao Jun quickly." ”
"Where is Gao Nan Xiao'er!" Just as Brother Monkey and Gao Nan were about to leave, a guy who destroyed all the beauty and harmony ran out, and the heavy cow hooves were trembling on the ground.
Following the roar, Gao Nan almost jumped up and ran, hurriedly walked behind Brother Monkey, and shouted: "Brother Monkey, help, the dead cow is here!"
Brother Monkey also looked at it, okay, the green cow that Lao Jun secretly ran down to earth was so frightened that the fairy birds in the garden took off, and they rushed all the way to the ground.
"Well, stop for my grandson. ”
rumble
The golden hoop stick smashed a big hole in front of him, and the green bull who lost the diamond bracelet was so frightened that he stopped his steps, but his eyes were still full of resentment and stared at Gao Nan.
Gao Nan saw that Qingniu's majesty was suppressed by the increasingly brave monkey brother, grinned, walked out, and stretched out his hand one meter away from Qingniu and said: "Little Niu Niu, we will be our own people in the future, don't always fight and kill, how rude!"
The green cow who was ruthlessly pitted almost vomited blood when he heard the words, the bull's eyes were wide open, and his sharp eyes were about to break Gao Nan's corpse into ten thousand pieces.
"Gao Nan Xiao'er, if I don't kill you, I swear not to be a man!" Qingniu's eyes spewed flames, his hooves swayed on the ground, and he rushed out angrily.
Gao Nan was shocked, and quickly searched for the red cloth all over his body, and there was only a pair of red pants prepared for the natal year, well, of course it was brand new.
Qingniu was getting closer and closer, Gao Nan didn't have time to think about it, and waved his red pants, which deeply stimulated Qingniu's eyes.
Seeing the red, the green cow was even more excited, his wheezing became heavy, his head lowered, and the strength of his whole body rushed over.
It's just that......
The horns that were about to crash into Gao Nan deviated a little and crashed into the red pants, snorted, and opened the crotch of the red pants.
Gao Nan secretly pinched a handful of sweat, but in an instant he became excited, and sure enough, he was still more sensitive to red, and even his big enemy could be missed.
"That little calf, I think we'll just forget it, you see you also broke my pants, and our grudge can be resolved. Gao Nan pinched his miserable pants and said to Qingniu.
Qingniu was so angry that his heart, liver, spleen, lungs and stomach were about to explode, and he opened his hooves and rushed over again: "It's still the same sentence, if you don't kill you, you won't be a person!"
Gao Nan was perfect again, although the pants were torn off again, but he was unharmed, and after stopping, he persuaded again: "That Brother Niu, your old man is a cow, don't learn to swear that you are not a person, the impact is not good, it is not good to be misunderstood, there will be racial discrimination." ”
burst
The poor green cow was so angry that his limbs trembled, puffed up his demonic power, and suddenly became dozens of zhang bigger, and attacked Gao Nan with a murderous force.
Gao Nan picked up the red pants and looked at it, it seemed to be too small, and he couldn't cover the bull's head at all.
At this critical moment, Gao Nan is about to shout out a life-saving trick again: Brother Monkey help!
But before the voice could be shouted in his throat, he saw a golden ring in the sky fall, directly on the head of the green cow, and instantly beat the swollen green cow back to the prototype.
The figure of the fairy wind bone's beard floated over, it was the Taishang Laojun who had seen it at the beginning!
Gao Nan straightened his clothes, put away the broken red pants again, and gave a deep salute to Lao Jun: "Senior Gao Nan, thank you for your life-saving grace." ”
"Seniors don't dare to be it, a while ago I was inexplicably someone else's father!"
"Ahem, that's a misunderstanding, there are a lot of seniors, so don't worry about the kid. Gao Nan remembered that it was extremely embarrassing to pretend to be someone else's son, and no matter how thick his skin was, he couldn't resist the ridicule of the parties.
Lao Jun looked at Brother Monkey who was watching the play on the side, and also stopped the topic, and turned to Gao Nan and said: "Let you be a Taoist boy, it's not that the old man wants to save you, but the monkey head is rude and wants to destroy my pill, so you don't have to thank me, in addition, in the next thirty-two years, you will stay here, except for the alchemy room and the refining academy, the rest of the places are passable." ”
"That senior, I wonder if the junior can learn some alchemy?" Gao Nan asked carefully.
Lao Jun didn't laugh angrily, and said to Gao Nan: "You remember, I just took you in, not as an apprentice, and you are not allowed to learn any of the pills and refining weapons!"
Gao Nan saw that this old guy didn't enter the oil and salt, and he didn't talk about any favors, so he scolded secretly, and sure enough, the gods also held grudges, didn't they just pretend to be your son, and besides, they also let you be a father, and they didn't suffer a loss, cut!
"The old man can't afford to be your father, so it's good to stop, Qingniu, don't hurt his life, but take good care of him. After Lao Jun finished the last sentence, he swept away the dust and left with Brother Monkey.
"Brother Monkey, go slowly, I'll go down to see you when I have time. ”
Gao Nan waved vigorously at the place where Brother Monkey left, then stretched his waist and looked around, opened his arms and shouted: "Immortal birds of Tushi Palace, I Gao Nan is here!"
Qingniu looked at the excited Gao Nan from the side, he was so angry that he wanted to plow the ground and hit him head-on, but when he thought of Lao Jun's order, he stopped angrily, but he still said viciously: "Gao Nan Xiao'er, you come here at most for a labor reform, don't think about enjoyment!"
"Brother Niu, you are too inauthentic, when you are in the world, don't you have such an intimate time between our brothers?"
"Get out, you liar, return my diamond bracelet!" Qingniu hung the genuine diamond bracelet on his waist and pounced directly on Gao Nan.
And then......
Poor Gao Nan in the territory of others, did not run far was surrounded by a group of fairy birds summoned by the green cow, there is a heart to fight, but the green cow who has suffered a loss has learned, waving his hand is a group of beatings, the legend of inaction, the scene of harmony between man and nature, fairy birds was completely broken, a group of excited immortal birds who could not control themselves beat Gao Nan vigorously, and simply forgot the teachings of their masters.
"I hate it, it's a thousand calculations, it's less dead cows. ”
"Wowhaha, one wrong step is one wrong step, brothers, fight in shifts!"
Time flies, Gao Nan, who was beaten, carried the basket and tools that Lao Jun personally practiced, and walked in the field of immortal medicine like a medicine boy, and the life of labor transformation really began.
Wiping the sweat off his forehead, Gao Nan wanted to cry without tears: "The master is here to be a Taoist boy, not a medicine boy......"