Chapter 152: Little Dao Boy
"There are still drops of solutions!"
Tang Seng and Gao Nan's voices sounded at the same time, and the two guys, who were not very innocent in nature, stood up together, and squeezed their eyebrows very tacitly.
"Are you doing a miracle?" Bajie and a few people were puzzled.
Gao Nan grinned with Tang Seng, ignoring these guys who didn't have enough IQ, and said for a while: "The only chance at present is to learn from the red boy!"
"Red boy?" The old pig was so frightened that he almost jumped up, strangled Tang Seng to death, opened his throat and scolded: "You dead bald donkey, you are going to kill Brother Nan and me, go and be a little novice, the Gao family also keeps incense, and my father-in-law and mother-in-law know about it, and I can let the old pig enter the house!"
Tang Seng was pinched and coughed, so he had to look at Gao Nan for help.
Gao Nan reluctantly pulled away the old pig, and then explained: "Elder Tang has the same meaning as me, like a red child, like a person who is not easy to start in the heavenly court, and even more afraid to start on the surface. ”
Bajie pondered for a while, faintly understood the meaning, but still said worriedly: "No matter what, Brother Nan, you can't be a monk, otherwise the happiness of the old pig in the second half of his life will be buried with you." ”
Gao Nan broke away the old pig and pulled his fat hand, and solemnly promised: "I must not be a monk, I haven't enjoyed the happiness of Hongchen." ”
"That's good, that's good, big monk, don't take my brother-in-law into the ditch, otherwise I ...... old pig."
Bajie clenched his fists loudly, and his gaze was very unkind.
Tang Seng rolled his eyes and looked at Bajie with a crusade.
Gao Nan pushed away the old pig brother-in-law, then pulled Tang Seng to the side, and asked in a low voice, "Master, who do you think is more suitable?"
Tang Seng shook his head again and again: "You can't say it, you can't say it." ”
Gao Nan had long expected him to reply like this, so his eyes naturally aimed at Tang Seng's arms, and wordlessly told him that there was still a letter as a handle!
Tang Seng rolled his eyes, he really wanted to infringe on Gao Nandao, but unfortunately there was still no ** right in that era, let alone a lawyer, and there was nowhere to say if he was reasonable.
"Master?"
"Master, what about the eight precepts!" Tang Seng clutched the love letter in his arms, uh, it was a letter, glared at Gao Nan angrily, and then the old god closed his eyes, raised his fingers, and pointed to the sky.
The old pigs who came up scratched the back of their heads, and couldn't think of who they were talking about, so they couldn't help but guess: "Take refuge in Heaven?"
The most constructive opinion of the old pig brother-in-law, including Xiao Budian, was so ashamed that he hid his face and fled.
The old donkey coughed twice, attracting everyone's attention, and said very tuggingly: "You should take refuge in Guanyin!"
Bang bang bang
The poor old donkey was pulled out and beaten violently by the old pig who had returned from circling, and warned viciously: "You are not allowed to be a monk, and whoever speaks more will not be able to kill you!"
In the resentful gaze of the old donkey, the white face shook his long hair very narcissistically, and raised his breath: "Of course, it is to take refuge in the Queen Mother, what a wise decision!"
"Get out. ”
The sad white face was not beaten by the old pig but was forced to retreat by the sand monk, and the roar of thunder scared him to be careful and his liver fluttered.
"The queen mother has a small heart, and she takes refuge in the true fire of samadhi, can she still have a way to live!"
This is Sha Laosan's original words, and it also made Gao Nan and several people sober up, in order to suppress Sha Laosan in order to suppress Sha Laosan in a glass jar, you must be careful before taking refuge.
Seeing that no one spoke, Xiao Budian immediately jumped out, but after a long time, he couldn't figure out any thoughts, so he had to retreat gloomily.
Gao Nan listened to all their proposals, but Tang Seng didn't say anything at all, and he understood that there was no good choice here, so he couldn't help but look at Tang Seng again.
Tang Seng snorted, still silent, just pointed his finger at the sky.
"Finger to the sky?" Gao Nan frowned, but the next moment he suddenly came to his senses, raised his head and stared at Tang Seng and said, "You mean the only old man in heaven and earth?"
Tang Seng laughed, his palms clapped together, but he smiled and didn't say anything, just put his hands together and proclaimed the Buddha's name and walked into the distance.
"Brother Nan, do you understand?" asked the Bajie God staring at Tang Seng with a chattering expression.
Gao Nan nodded with a smile and explained: "If you can really follow Lao Jun, this catastrophe will be eliminated!"
"That's right, that old Tao is a special existence in Heavenly Court, anyone can come forward and say a few words, but no one dares to embarrass him, he is definitely the best candidate, and he is indeed worthy of being a black-bellied holy monk, Wen Neng takes the queen into his heart, and Wu Neng plays wisdom in the palm of his hand. ”
"Brother-in-law, don't spoil the Chinese language, can you still say that?"
Bajie shrugged his shoulders and said, "Just understand, you can't let me say every sentence incisively!"
"Okay, then the following things have to be done by Brother Monkey, without Brother Monkey, this matter is difficult to achieve. ”
"It's easy to do. Bajie tore off his voice and shouted to the sky: "Brother Monkey, brother......"
Brother Monkey, who was fighting fiercely with Gong Han, heard the shout, waved his stick to force the enemy back, jumped out of the battle group, and fell back.
But how could Gong Han, who was in high spirits of war, let him go, and chased the general down unrelentingly, the old pig took a look, held down Brother Monkey, and picked up the nail rake to meet him: "You say first, my old pig will meet this baby." ”
Gong Han was so angry that he jumped like thunder, and the golden sword came out of the sheath and killed the old pig brazenly.
Gao Nan retracted his worried gaze, sped up his speech and said the method he thought of with Tang Seng, and when he heard it, Brother Monkey nodded again and again, seeing that the scattered heavenly soldiers were gathering more and more, and if he waited like this, he would really be done.
Without hesitation at the moment, a somersault flew towards the nine heavens.
"It's not good, stop him, the monkey is going to call for help. ”
Gong Han shook back the eight rings with a sword, and commanded more than 100 heavenly soldiers gathered to block them, but unfortunately they were not the same generals at all, and Brother Monkey's golden hoop stick swept out and defeated them.
"Call for air support. ”
The heavenly soldiers crushed the jade in unison, and the Dao light shot into the sky, and for a time the heavens and the earth were dark, and the sound of muffled thunder resounded through the eight desolations.
Brother Monkey was shining with golden light, brandishing a golden hoop stick and rushing into the Nine Heavens, pointing at the sky: "Whoever dares to fall thunder, my grandson will kill him." ”
"The monkey head is presumptuous!" The other three generals of Nantianmen also appeared in the thunder, and they all drank violently.
Brother Monkey smiled coldly: "Whoever dares to stop me, as long as you are alive, whether it is a god or an immortal, Lao Sun will kill him!"
The golden hoop rod and golden mangs shine in the sky, becoming like the pillar of optimus, swept out, and suddenly the clouds opened and the fog dispersed, and the thunder male and electric mother and the guards of the Nantianmen were all swept away, and then Brother Monkey shouted in the clouds: "Idiot, hold on until my grandson comes back." ”
After finishing speaking, a somersault cloud sank into the clouds and flew straight to the Thirty-Three Days Tushi Palace.
It is said that this Heavenly Palace is not much different from his own back garden for Brother Monkey, avoiding the Heavenly Soldiers and Heavenly Generals, the Fairy Holy Son, and came directly to the Tushi Palace.
Lao Jun was sitting in front of the gossip furnace, controlling the flames in the furnace, when he suddenly felt something, looked out of the door, and saw Brother Monkey waving a golden hoop stick and jumping over.
"What are you doing here again, monkey head?" Lao Jun felt a pain in his face when he thought of the pill that had been harmed at the beginning, and he never wanted to see a monkey in his Tushi Palace.
Brother Monkey grinned, bowed his hand slightly to Lao Jun, and said, "Lao Jun, my grandson is here to ask you for something." ”
"What's the matter, let's talk about it first, there are no pill treasures. Lao Jun sealed Brother Monkey's mouth first, but he didn't want the monkey to nod happily.
The bottom of my heart is getting more and more uneasy, and the monkey who doesn't ask for something for himself is even more sad.
Brother Monkey didn't talk nonsense, he sat down where Lao Jun was sitting just now, beckoned a pill in his hand, and said while knocking: "My grandson wants to ask for a place for a Taoist boy in you?"
"Go away, go away, you monkey is in me, and you don't steal all my pills!"
Lao Jun waved his hand again and again, jokingly, if he agreed to him, he wouldn't have killed himself.
Brother Monkey smiled and waved his hand, and quipped: "What do you think of this old man, how can my old grandson come to you to listen to your blind command, I am talking about letting Gao Nan come here to be a Taoist boy." ”
When Lao Jun heard this, he stroked his beard and muttered, and only after a while did he raise his head and say to Brother Monkey: "You have a lot of ideas for this monkey ghost, let him come to me, absolutely not." ”
"Okay, you unsympathetic old man, you put me in the gossip furnace and wanted to practice the elixir, and then you let your old cow arrest my master and block my way, how can these things be counted!"
The face-turning monkey brother golden hoop rod was directly inserted into the ground of the alchemy room, and his eyes sprayed golden light forced him to look at Taishang Laojun.
Lao Jun was so angry that he almost cut off his beard, and just wanted to refute, Brother Monkey pointed to the diamond bracelet hanging on the wall of the Dan room and said: "And that thing, you add that stupid cow, but it didn't smash my head, what about this matter, today you have to answer my grandson, otherwise you will have to demolish your Tushi Palace according to your grandson." ”
"Splash monkeys, anger old man, old man wants to ......"
"Old man, what are you going to do, or I'll go into the gossip furnace myself?" said Brother Monkey, who was about to drill inside.
Lao Jun had a headache, and hurriedly pulled it, there was an elixir that had been practiced for seventy-seven forty-nine years, and if he wanted to go in, he would not refine his monkey body, but a scourge elixir.
The more I thought about the material of the elixir this time, the more anxious I was to stomp my feet, it was the most difficult to find elixir in the Three Realms, and in another thirty-two years, it would be possible to reach eighty-one years of the ninety-nine poles, would it really be a failure!
"Oh, I promised you!" Lao Jun gritted his teeth and stomped his feet, but he still couldn't give up this furnace of elixir.
Brother Monkey grinned and received Lao Jun's special decree for nine days.
Bajie has been defeated, his brain is sweating, and Gao Nan also took a few old donkeys to fight with other heavenly soldiers, the form is precarious, only Tang Seng leisurely held a small plate, eating peanuts, watching the white dragon horse play with a sword.
"Stop with my grandson. ”
Brother Monkey's golden hoop stick turned into a thousand zhang of giant, slammed into the ground, and then slid down along the golden hoop stick, showed Lao Jun's decree, and threw it to Gong Han with a shaking hand.
Gong Han took the decree and carefully read the above words, Lao Jun wanted Gao Nan to be a Taoist boy for thirty-two years, and no one could touch him during this period.
His face was pale, Gong Hanjin's sword was clenched tightly, and he wanted to rush out desperately several times and cut Gao Nan into several pieces, but he could look at the monkey who was eyeing him, as well as the clear air on the law, and he endured it again, bowed to the law and said: "Obey the old man's law!"
When Gao Nan saw this situation, he couldn't help but be overjoyed, clapped his hands and said: "Who is that, don't send it, we will all be on duty in the sky in the future, it's okay brother to invite you to drink." ”
"Get out. Gong Han was furious, threw the decree to Gao Nan, turned around and left.
Seeing this, the other heavenly soldiers also followed and left, leaving only Gao Nan, a group of obscene guys, who gave a warm farewell to the back.
Let's go, let's go, the farther the better......