Beckoning casually, Gao Nan said to the stupid strong man very coquettishly: "Don't say that I bullied you, let you have one hand." ”

The strong man felt deeply humiliated, and shouted loudly, waving his fist the size of a casserole and smashing it fiercely.

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The fist was slapped away by Gao Nan's small hand, and the strong man stumbled and almost fell to the ground.

Gao Nanle smiled and said, "Look, one hand." ”

"Wow, I'm fighting with you. The strong man hugged his arms, and the strength brought the whirring wind.

Gao Nan didn't move, let him hug him, frightened the three daughters of Xuemei pale, and the princess and his wife were also frightened, and they all looked at Gao Nan worriedly.

The sturdy bear hug, the strong man felt how thin the little guy who was hugged by himself was, and couldn't help grinning, Xiaoxiao, I can't restrain you, as long as Lao Tzu works hard......

"Ah, it hurts, it hurts. ”

Before the strong man's dream was finished, he felt a sharp pain coming from under his ribs, it turned out that his ribs were clasped by Gao Nan's hand, and his whole body trembled, and he let go of Gao Nan weakly, and sat on the ground with his buttocks, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain.

Clapping his hands happily, Gao Nan's small body stood in front of the strong man very coquettishly, and said with a smile: "How is it, do you accept it?"

"I'm not convinced, you're tricky, and you have a kind of strength compared to me. The strong man relieved himself for a long time and said with a stalk in his head.

Chu Chen was happy, ignoring the worries of his father and mother, and immediately clapped his hand and said: "It's more than strength, if you lose again, your life is mine." ”

"Okay, if you lose, I can't lose the five thousand taels I want. The strong man didn't know if he was missing roots or too confident, and he still didn't forget his five thousand taels.

Gao Nan smiled: "Okay, it's decided, how can you compare?"

The strong man looked at the yard, then looked outside the door, stretched out his hand for a long time, and pointed to an abandoned stone mill in the corner of the yard and said: "It's better than moving that, whoever can move for a long time wins." ”

Gao Nan looked at it, good guy, that was the extra-large stone mill in his own house, and it cost three hundred catties to say the least, but it was abandoned there because it was too heavy to move.

It seems that this thief really has some ability, but anyway, he hasn't tested his true ability until now, so he might as well give it a try at this opportunity.

Thinking of this, Gao Nan nodded and said, "It's better than this, you move first." ”

The strong man and the thief unbuttoned his shirt, revealing a body of tendon flesh, strode to the stone mill, spit twice on the palm, wiped it, bent down and hugged the stone mill, and picked it up in the horrified eyes of everyone.

"Let's go. With a loud shout, the strong man moved little by little, insisted on walking in front of Gao Nan, and threw it hard, the stone mill fell a meter away, his face turned red, and he didn't know whether he was tired or excited, and rubbed his hands while grinning: "Little bit, it's your turn." ”

Gao Nan looked at the smug expression of the strong man, then looked at the stone mill that fell to the ground, shrugged his shoulders, walked over easily, and then squatted down to take a closer look.

Seeing that he didn't move for a long time, the strong man became even more proud, and said: "Are you afraid, if you admit defeat, you will obediently offer silver." ”

Gao Nan waved his hand and pouted: "What's the hurry, I just want to see where it's suitable to start." ”

Seeing the strong man's expression of being a fool to believe you, Gao Nan smiled indifferently, bent over and pouted his buttocks, and his two small hands that had not yet grown up held the edge of the stone mill.

Hard...... , didn't move!

"Haha, it's a waste of firewood, our leader is recognized as the number one wrestler within a radius of 100 miles, and you dare to challenge a little bit who hasn't been weaned, it's not looking for abuse. The little boss who had just been beaten forgot the pain again, and became active again, sneering at Gao Nan to his heart's content.

Gao Nan's head was full of black lines, and he turned around and scolded: "You haven't been weaned, and your whole family hasn't been weaned." ”

"You stinky boy, uncle wants you to look good......" Before the little boss finished speaking, he became dumbfounded, Nima, what do you want to do with a big stone mill in one hand, don't you want to beat me!

Not only him, but when he saw the scene in front of him, everyone including the stupid strong man was dumbfounded, this world is too crazy, a child who is only a teenager, holding a stone mill of three hundred catties in one hand, must be dazzled, yes, it must be like this, a group of bandits rubbed their eyes desperately.

Can......

The cruel reality still tells them that this is true, because Gao Nan also inadvertently discovered the situation, just now he just wanted to scold people, just like in his previous life, he just touched the bricks, so that he was imposing enough, but in this crazy world, what he touched was not a brick, but a stone mill of three hundred catties.

"Wowhaha...... , the little master cow is broken, haha, don't accept the battle. "Infinite arrogance, no matter which novel I borrowed from my previous life, it's enough to be cool.

The thief looked at the huge stone mill that was thrown over in the child's hand, was that a real stone?

At this moment, their worldview was subverted, although they may not have it, and in the next moment, the rules of survival that they had cultivated for many years worked, and no one said a word, and when they saw the blades dropped, they all inhaled together, turned around, and fled for their lives!

The boss snorted and kicked the iron plate......

The hula blades were thrown to the ground, and the bandits all ran away without a trace, leaving their boss still looking at their backs in a daze.

"Mother, wait for me. ”

When he turned around and saw Gao Nan's playful gaze, he came to his senses, thinking about the teachings of his adoptive father and the old thief before his death, if he can't beat it, he will run, and those who are heroes will not live long!

With a shock, he spread his big feet, and ran to the gate of the courtyard in three or two steps, trying to escape without even looking back, but before he could take a step, he saw the scared child in front of him blocking the way.

The strong man saw that there was no way to run, so he picked up a big knife and slashed it down with the wind.

boom

The wrist was cut by the child, and the person was also knocked away by the small body, falling back into the yard, and the lower body was even more cold and swishing......

A big knife in the middle of the legs is constantly shaking, and when the direction is not good, it is attached to the pants, and the big man is so frightened that he breaks out in a cold sweat......

"Hehe, I am willing to gamble and lose, and I must be honest, do you say?" Gao Nan squatted down with a harmless face, held the handle of the knife, and smiled innocently.

When the strong man saw Gao Nan's smile, a cold current flowed through his heart for no reason, and he subconsciously nodded: "I admit defeat." ”

Gao Nan pulled out the big knife with a smile, clapped his hands and said, "That's right, Gao Cai, you bring it, by the way, what's your name?"

Only then did he remember that he hadn't asked for someone's name yet, and the strong man was completely scared, so he hurriedly signed up:

"My name is Niu Er. ”

"Niu Er, it's not good, it's not powerful enough, I think I'll change my name to Xiong Er, haha, I'm really a genius." Gao Nan is immersed in the world of the past again, Xiong Da Xiong Er, what a familiar name.

"Young master, everyone is watching. Xuemei stepped forward quietly and pulled Gao Nan's sleeves, the three sisters were used to seeing the young master's hysteria, but no one else had seen it, so it would be bad if they were crazy.

Gao Nan also came to his senses, immediately returned to normal, beckoned Gao Cai to take Xiong Er away, and then walked in front of his father and mother and reminded: "Dad, mother, if you don't visit the church, you will miss the hour." ”

"Oh, yes, yes, hurry up. Taigong was dismissed by Gao Nan, and he forgot to ask him where he learned his martial arts, and he was busy with business.

A busy day is about to pass, Bajie began to toast after worshipping the church, Gao Nan always followed him, but he remembered that Bajie was drunk on TV and turned back into a pig's head to scare a group of people, now, this situation must be eliminated, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with a bunch of bad things behind.

And the most important thing is that as the brother-in-law of the old pig, he can't always be pointed at behind his back and say that this is the pig's brother-in-law, and his fragile little heart may not be able to bear it.

Whenever the old pig wanted to drink more, Gao Nan stepped on his instep fiercely and reminded him in a low voice: "Be careful of getting drunk and becoming a pig." ”

Zhu Bajie got a "profound" reminder, and he was so vigilant that he didn't dare to drink more, and in the end, he was even more shameless to change the water, and successfully poured all the guests down with a large number of names.

Patting the big belly full of water, Bajie patted Gao Nan's shoulder happily and said, "Brother-in-law, it's really your own person." ”

", not yet. Gao Nan's head is full of black lines, this thing is drunk with water, extremely suspicious, he has a big belly but no alcohol.

Bajie didn't care, but nodded solemnly: "It's not true, it's not yet, after tonight, the old pig will go to the cave room!"

Saying that, the soles of his feet were windy, and the fat figure was no longer there, and the candle in the third sister's wedding room was extinguished immediately......