Chapter 4: The Wedding of the Eight Rings
Time flies, half a year has passed in the blink of an eye, and there are still two and a half years before the arrival of Tang Seng and his party.
Gao Nan sat on the top of the tree, slowly exhaled a breath of turbidity, reached out and stroked the little sparrow that fell on his shoulder, his body was like duckweed, floating to the ground.
In the distance, the cheap brother-in-law was swinging a nine-tooth nail to rake the ground, and the speed was definitely hundreds of times faster than the machinery of that era, without rest, without pause, the large fields of his old highland lord's house were easily handled.
"Let's eat. ”
Gao Cai pushed a cart alone, with a basket of steamed buns and a pot of chicken on it, and stopped at the edge of the field with sweat.
"Gao Cai, you go to the rest meeting, and by the way, make up for the cultivation that has fallen. Gao Nan held the car with one hand and said lightly.
Gao Cai nodded in response, since three months ago, he was pulled by Gao Nan to practice together, although his talent is not good, but he still learned a lot of small spells taught by some eight precepts, and it is not a problem to deal with seven or eight bandits.
"Brother Nan, eat. ”
As soon as he saw what he was eating, Zhu Bajie had always been faster than anyone else, first stuffed a few steamed buns into his mouth, and then grabbed a chicken leg while talking.
Gao Nan has long been accustomed to it, and he is no longer surprised by this real sea food, and he is not chewing slowly, he ate five steamed buns in a big gulp, and said slowly: "The fifteenth day of this month is the day of your wedding." ”
"Brother Nan, you are my brother-in-law!" Bajie hugged Gao Nan, and a big oily mouth was imprinted on Gao Nan's little face.
Gao Nan wanted to calm down, but he couldn't help it, so he flew up and kicked on the cheap brother-in-law's buttocks, and snorted: "Don't kiss me, hurry up and cultivate, I have a solid Nine Breath Qi, and the Ethereal Qi and the Mountain Qi have also been absorbed and saturated, what should I do next?"
Bajie rubbed his buttocks and grinned: "After the wedding, I will take you to the sky and absorb the clouds and mist." ”
"Sure enough, it's my brother-in-law, reliable. "Gao Nan is overjoyed, since the beginning of cultivation, his body has been changing every day, and now, even if he is no longer superstitious, he has to admit that cultivating immortals is really a process of transforming mortals, and the current situation alone is stronger than ordinary martial artists.
There is no sun and moon in practice, especially when Gao Nan is enjoying it, in the blink of an eye, the day of the wedding of the Eight Rings has come.
On the morning of the fifteenth, Gao Laozhuang was lively and noisy, and the neighbors who came and went walked into the Gao family compound with gifts such as chickens, ducks, fish and meat.
Gao Nan lazily reclined on the soft couch, his palms shielding the warm sunlight, and his head arched in Xuemei's arms: "Sister Xuemei, what do you say about the black fat man?"
"Young Master, today is the day of the third lady and her uncle's big day, don't call it that anymore. Xuemei helped Gao Nan block the sun and said helplessly.
Gao Nan was noncommittal, closing his eyes and enjoying the ** life that he had not experienced in his previous life.
Xuemei's clothes were messed up by the young master, and she had no choice but to continue with her own young master: "My uncle is very good, hardworking, honest and humorous. ”
"Oh my mother, the dead black fat actor. ”
"Huh?" "Where did Xuemei know what an actor was, and asked curiously, "Young master, what kind of actor?"
Gao Nan was stunned for a moment, which couldn't be explained, so he diverted the topic and said, "Black Fat is really so good in your eyes?"
"Hmm. The three maids nodded in unison, and then added: "Everyone in the village thinks so, that is, the third lady is very satisfied with the uncle." ”
Gao Nan patted his head speechlessly, got up from the soft couch, and looked at Bajie carefully, Zhu Bajie, who pretended to be a fork, is really a standard good man, forget it, anyway, the third sister is destined to be with him, and now that she is married, it is better than ruining.
"Damn Zhu Bajie, with my sister, if you dare to look at other women again in the rest of your life, I will blow you up. Gao Nan clenched his fists, and then happily greeted his father.
"Daddy, when are you going to visit?"
Mrs. Gao looked back at his son, who was already quite manly, with a smile on his face, and said with a smile: "Visit the hall immediately, Gao Cai, please come out of the third lady." ”
"Okay. Gao Cai shouted and ran into the backyard, and the two old mothers helped the third lady wearing a red hijab to come out and slowly walked towards the main hall.
Looking at Bajie, whose mouth was almost behind his ears, Gao Nan pursed his lips disdainfully, the lustful nature of this thing really can't be hidden.
kicked him hard twice, and said in a low voice: "Put away Brother Pig, hurry over." ”
Bajie then remembered the matter, wiped the corners of his mouth and strode into the living room, and hurriedly picked up Miss Gao's Rouyi.
The crowd in the hall burst into laughter, which was too anxious, Gao Nan covered his eyes outside, and scolded in his heart.
The princess smiled happily, and said after a while: "Beloved son-in-law, visit the church first." ”
"Oh, that's what my father-in-law said. Bajie finally came to his senses, reluctantly let go of his hand, and instead took the silk of joy.
"Worship heaven and earth. Gao Cai stood aside and shouted loudly.
A pair of newcomers with very different identities faced the world and bent down slightly.
"Oh, the big wedding banquet, I don't know why the prince didn't inform our brother?" Just as he was worshipping in the hall, a strong man in torn armor and as strong as a bear walked with a big knife, followed by a group of bandits dressed in rags.
Taigong's face was pale, obviously frightened by this group of bandits, Zhu Bajie bared his teeth and was angry, and he was about to kill him on the spot, Gao Nan hurriedly waved his hand to stop it, just kidding, the old pig can still have his own business, he has been practicing for so long, he has already had itchy hands, and now someone automatically sends it up, and he can not move for a while!
Flicking his arm, Gao Nan took the three girls and turned around to meet the bandits.
"Everyone, I welcome you to a glass of water and wine. ”
". Without waiting for Gao Nan to finish speaking, the strong man and the thief interrupted rudely, and pointed at the big knife and said: "Five thousand taels of silver, one tael less will cost the life of one of your Gao family." ”
Gao Nan glanced at the people in Gao Laozhuang for a week, and couldn't help but be happy: "Big brother, look at our Gao Laozhuang, it's enough for 5,000 people, if you don't give a penny, it's not enough to kill." ”
"Haha......"
Zhuang Min, who was still nervous to death, was immediately relieved when he heard Gao Nan's joke, and they all burst into laughter.
"Boss, they seem to be laughing at us. A small leader leaned forward and whispered.
The strong man slapped him on the back of the head, furious, and scolded: "Fools, get out of the way, they are either like or laughing." ”
"Everyone is Sven, and they have something to say. Gao Nan looked compassionate, with an age of more than nine years old, which made people hate toothache.
"Give it to me, kill this kid first. ”
"Yes. "The bandits were enraged and rushed up.
Broadswords, iron forks, and clubs all beckoned down, all ferocious and excited.
"Don't, the old man will give as much as he wants. Gao Taigong was so frightened that his face was pale, and he couldn't help but stretch out his hand to stop it.
The strong man waved his hand proudly and said, "Stop, Gao Taigong is a smart ......"
"Ah......h
Before he finished his words, he saw that all the subordinates who were still imposing just now flew out upside down, all on their backs, and the various blades in their hands trembled and stuck in their necks.
"You ......" The strong man rubbed his eyes and couldn't understand the situation in front of him, and patted his head for a while before scolding: "What kind of demon magic does that kid make, there is a kind of one-on-one confrontation." ”
"Are you sure?" Gao Nan looked at the guy with a strange expression.
The strong man looked at Gao Nan's thin body, as if he was a bit of a bully, snorted, threw the big knife on the ground, rolled up his sleeves and said: "Don't say that I am bullying you, Lao Tzu doesn't use a blade, as for you, just pick the guy who takes advantage of it." ”
When the villagers of Gao Laozhuang saw the strange scene just now, and then thought of the vision of the legendary little son of the Gao family when he was born, they all thought that Gao Nan was the descendant of Xingjun, but they all sat down easily, drank a little wine and waited to see Lord Xingjun clean up the stupid bandits.
The stupid thief didn't see that the situation was wrong, and he agitated the muscles in his chest and shouted, "Come on, boy." ”
Gao Nan laughed in his heart, this kind of stupid guy is really cute, I just don't know how he became the leader of the bandits in the first place, seeing that he couldn't wait for him, he stopped playing, stepped forward, his palms rotated and clenched, and he shouted in a low voice: "Let's shoot." ”
"Boy, are you playing tricks on me, if you don't take a blade, can you withstand my blow?" The strong man was very dissatisfied with Gao Nan's posture, and he felt that he could be put down at a glance no matter how he compared his body shape.
Gao Nan went from angry to excited, and from excited to interested, and now he likes it a little, this kind of honest energy, much more reliable than the old pig, I can't say that Gao Laozhuang will have to protect him in the future, and I can't help but think of accepting it in my heart.