The tenth time, the Changyu Emperor complained, gossiped, and leaked business opportunities (2)

"This ...... Well, I say. Brother, my money was originally deposited in the Heavenly Bank, and it has just been transferred to the Xudu Bank. ”

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Because of Hades. Hades is a good friend of mine. He knew that I had money, so he came to me a few days ago and said that he had a godgirl who had just joined the job and was assigned to an internship at a savings bank under the Xudu Bank as a temporary savings clerk. Just in time for the bank to engage in savings activities, the godgirl wants to do a good job in the unit, so as to become a regular as soon as possible. The godgirl asked Hades to help her get savings, and Hades secretly found me and asked me to transfer all the money to the savings bank where he worked as a godgirl. Hades said that I had to help with that favor anyway, because that godgirl was his best and best sister. At that time, I asked him with a smile, Lao Yan, how many good sisters do you have? Hades was embarrassed, and said with a red face, Ah Lai, that's my brother's **, don't ask. Just listen to my brother, hurry up and save the money. In that way, there are two benefits, first, it helps my brother a lot, and second, the interest rate is high. I thought to myself, why not do such a good thing, killing two birds with one stone, and so I transferred all the money there at once. ”

"Oh, really, and such a thing? Brother, that is a serious violation of the commercial law of fair competition, disrupting the financial order, and violating the law and discipline. No, I have to immediately send King Tota Li to form an economic investigation team and file a case for investigation......"

Brother, the reason why I don't want to tell you is that I am afraid that you will do that. Do you understand? If you do, you're not asking Hades for trouble, you're making trouble for yourself. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Brother, listen to me. Once the matter of the bank engaged in illegal stoking of savings is investigated, the king of Hades will definitely be implicated, and if he knows that I have stabbed the leak, he will not be able to turn his face and make a big fuss with me? As a result, the friendly relationship between the two of us will inevitably be stiffened and broken. In that case, I will definitely lose a good friend, and I will definitely be in a bad mood. When I'm not in a good mood, I'm upset. As soon as I'm upset, I can't be prepared for the addiction of officials......"

"Hahaha...... Good brother, don't say it again! Brother is joking with you, why are you still serious? Why can't you help but laugh at it? Brother will turn a blind eye to that incident and let it pass. Don't take it to heart!"

"Hehehe...... Brother, I'm kidding you, too. Brother, you can rest assured to be your Jade Emperor, as long as you don't do things that make your brother upset, your brother will not be addicted to official addiction to fight for your throne at any time. ”

"Well, that's right! Brother, we both pull the hook and make sure that the well water does not interfere with the river water. ...... yes, that's right! hehehehe...... Brother, to be honest with my brother, how high is the interest rate given to you by Xudu Bank?"

"What's the matter, brother, don't you ......?"

"Hey, hey, brother, don't be afraid, it's like this: if the interest rate is very high, my brother also wants to deposit his private money there......"

"Hehehe...... Brother, don't be funny. As for the two dollars that you can't kick down, people won't be interested, so you might as well secretly put it in your pocket. ”

"Yes, but my brother wants to save more...... I don't have a lot of private money. ”

"Brother, how did you save up your private money?"

"Well, hey, hey...... It's a long story. ――My brother sleeps lightly, no matter how late he sleeps every day, he always wakes up before dawn. As for your sister-in-law, on the contrary to me, she sleeps too much and sleeps lazy every day, and once I got up too early for fear of affecting her sleep, so I quietly went out to visit the morning market. When I visited the morning market, I found that there were a lot of fresh snacks in the market, such as pancakes and fruits, cross-bridge rice noodles, Wangzi small steamed buns, fried chicken fillets, fried squid on an iron plate, strange ham sausages, egg scones, Goubuli buns, and spiced spicy hot ...... The same is more attractive than the same. My brother likes to eat fragrant food and drink spicy food, but he was hungry at the time, and he didn't bring any money to eat, so he hurriedly ran home to tell your sister-in-law, but she didn't say a word, and immediately took out a thousand heaven coins and stuffed them into my hand, and said to me with a smile, 'Husband, the body is the capital of the revolution, you must not be greedy, what do you want to eat, buy it.' ’”

"Hehehe...... Brother, in this way, my sister-in-law still feels sorry for you. ”

"That's it. Otherwise, if she hadn't been any nicer to me, I would have kicked her a long time ago. At that time, your sister-in-law gave me money and made me very happy, so I took the money and ran to the Tianjie morning market to buy a pancake fruit, a bowl of rice noodles across the bridge, five Wangzi small steamed buns, two strings of fried chicken fillets, a strange ham sausage, an egg scramble and a bowl of spiced spicy tang and sat there and ate it. Hey, don't mention how fragrant!"

"Is it?Brother, among the snacks you bought, there doesn't seem to be a teppanyaki fried squid and a dog bun?"

"Yes, no, because my brother doesn't like to fire squid, and he doesn't like dogs to ignore buns. ”

"Why?"

"The fried squid is too fishy for my taste. As for the dog ignoring the buns, do you think, the dogs ignore them, can I still eat them?"

"Brother, you are wrong, big mistake. The dog ignores the bun is very fragrant, and the dog likes to eat smelly things, so he ignores the fragrant bun. In fact, Goubuli buns are the best food in the Tianjie morning market, and you can get rid of your big teeth with a bite. ”

"Okay, I'll go to the morning market tomorrow for breakfast, I won't buy any other snacks, so I'll eat dog buns." Hehe, brother, I'm not afraid of your jokes, when my brother was a consumer in the Tianjie morning market for the first time, he didn't spend money, he bought everything he saw, he spent a thousand yuan, and bought a lot of food, but he couldn't eat it, he couldn't throw it away, and he couldn't take it away, but it made me embarrassed. At that time, an old lady selling swan eggs next to me saw it and asked me with a smile, 'Young man, this is the first time you have come out to buy something to eat?' I said yes, how do you know it, auntie? She said, 'I can see it, you have no experience in buying food, people are buying as much as you want, you can buy as much as you want, and after you finish eating, you wipe your mouth and leave, and you don't waste it at all; you guys are good, you take the money and buy whatever you want, as if the money was blowing in the wind, and you don't feel distressed at all when you spend it.' When I heard that, I was very inspired, and I thought, yes, why didn't I think of it beforehand? It seems that there is no end to learning. At that time, I was in a dilemma, and I couldn't say that it was so coincidental, just in time for Guanyin to come to the morning market to buy a scarf, and when she saw me facing the dilemma of food, she smiled and said to me, "What's so difficult about this? With that, she handed me a piece of white scarf she had just bought...... At the time, it was embarrassing for me. Later, I became more experienced, I bought as much as I wanted, and I bought about 500 yuan of food early every day, and I took the rest of the money to the unit and locked it in the safe...... In this way, over time, I saved up that private money. ”

"Hehehe...... Brother, there really is yours. But what's the use of your money saving?"

"Brother has expenses. For example, if Guanyin buys a new scarf and I wrap snacks and touches oil, can't I buy a new one and secretly return it to her? For example, when Guanyin comes back from the Nether Realm to Pudu sentient beings, I can't buy a bouquet of flowers and send someone to welcome me at Nantianmen on my behalf? For example, when Guanyin has a birthday, I can't buy a cake and send someone to congratulate her on my behalf? For example, on Women's Day, I can't buy some gifts in advance and send someone to ...... Guanyin on my behalf."

"Hehehe...... Brother, I found out that all your private money was spent on Guanyin? No wonder my sister-in-law always asks you to kneel on the washboard, it turns out that the problem really lies with you. Brother, you are so worried about Guanyin, you can't forget it, maybe you like her and want to empathize with her, right?"

"Where, brother just cares about lesbians. Further, even if my brother really likes her, it can only be a secret crush, because after all, my brother has a thief's heart and no guts. ”