The eleventh Buddha's trick to make money and make ghosts Erlang God is willing to gamble and lose (1)

"Hahaha......" Rulai couldn't help laughing heartily, "What a 'thief's heart, no thief', this is too classic, it really impresses the brothers." Brother, don't just care about the lesbians, but also care about your brother-in-law Comrade Yang Jian for a while: We are about to pass through Mount Emei, let's go and see his villa by the way, right?"

"What?" said the Jade Emperor in surprise, "I'm going to reach Mount Emei so soon? No, we'll have to take a detour. ”

"What, brother, do you still hold a grudge?"

"No, I don't hold a grudge. Brother, don't you know, that 'Ersunzi' is not only black, but also a gambler, every time we meet, I always have to play with money, endlessly, but it's annoying, you don't want to play, he pulls hard, he has to squeeze the money in your pocket and take it out. I play with him and lose one game, and when I don't win, I'm afraid of losing. ”

"Oh, and such things? Brother, what are you doing with money?"

"Not necessarily, there are many ways to play: pinch one, red 10, cockfighting, push pai gow, play mahjong, throw dice, fight landlords...... Sometimes I also play to find faults and compare my eyesight, or brainteasers to compare IQ, and gamble and play with my thoughts - no matter what I play, I am the one to lose. Although brother is fun, he can't always let the money go down the drain. So I said, let's take a detour quickly, otherwise, it will be too late for a while. ”

Unbeknownst to him, as soon as the Jade Emperor's words fell, Yang Jian's unusually cheerful laughter came from afar:

"Hahaha...... Hahaha...... Hahaha......"

The voice was high-pitched and loud, as penetrating as radio waves, and the Jade Emperor trembled in horror when he heard it:

"Damn, it's a bad dish, this really means Yang Jian, Yang Jian. ”

Before the words fell, I saw a black shadow shoot straight in front of the Jade Emperor from under the clouds - it was Yang Jian, the Erlang God. I saw that he was wearing a black samurai suit, and after appearing with high spirits, he stood firm, first hugged his fist at Rulai, and after saying hello, he smiled at the Jade Emperor:

"Brother-in-law, you're here, I've been waiting for you here for a long time. ”

The Jade Emperor complained bitterly in his heart, but a smile appeared on his face and said:

"Is it true? Erlang, my brother-in-law is talking to Rulai about you, saying that I haven't seen my brother-in-law for a few days, and I still miss it in my heart, so I will pass by Mount Emei and go to see you by the way. As soon as you finished speaking, you popped up, which was really timely. Erlang, how is the 'office building' of your scenic 'management committee' being built?"

"Thank you brother-in-law for your concern, the main body of the 'office building' has been completed, and now it is being renovated, and you will be able to move in and office in about a month. Brother-in-law, when it comes to the day of the housewarming, you must come over to cheer me on. ”

"Well, that's a must. Erlang, my brother-in-law still has important things to do today, and it's great to see you now, so I don't have to go to Mount Emei to disturb you, and we will say goodbye to the two of us. ”

"Don't pay for it! Brother-in-law, it's hard to meet here, why don't we two brothers have to play two tricks for fun. ”

"No, my brother-in-law came in a hurry today, and I didn't bring any money, so I'll play next time I bring enough money." ”

The Jade Emperor said that he was about to leave. Yang Jian hurriedly stretched out his hand to hold him, and said with a smile on his face:

"Brother-in-law, I'm addicted to gambling, and my fingers are itchy a lot, so let's play two handfuls and give some face. It doesn't matter if you don't bring any money, if you lose the bet, you can play the white slip and owe the debt. ”

"Then what's going on? Erlang, you know your brother-in-law's gambling style, he has always been a handful of money, and he never has any debts. ”

The Jade Emperor said, without waiting for Yang Jian to speak again, only to hear Rulai smile and say:

"Boss, it doesn't matter if you don't bring any money, where can I borrow you, how much do you need?" ”

The Jade Emperor almost didn't faint, he glared at Rulai, and immediately forced a smile again:

"That's good, if you have money, then lend me 10 million. ”

When Yang Jian heard this, he couldn't help but be taken aback and said:

"Brother-in-law, what's wrong with you today, why do you have to gamble?"

"Erlang, brother-in-law wants to open today, if you want to gamble, you can gamble big, it's enjoyable - anyway, someone is in a hurry to borrow money from me, and I don't feel sorry for how much I lose. The Jade Emperor said with a smile on his face, then stretched out his hand to Rulai, and said unceremoniously, "Rulai, don't cover your hair with money in your pocket, take it out quickly, 10 million, I won't borrow a penny less." ”

Originally, the Jade Emperor deliberately said a large number of 10 million, so as to stump Rulai. Who knows, Rulai smiled slightly, raised his hand and pointed at the back of the Jade Emperor, and said with a pleasant face:

"Look, boss, what is that?"

The Jade Emperor looked back and couldn't help but be dumbfounded. I saw that behind him, there were not only a large number of heaven coins neatly stacked, but also a gambling table, three stools, and various gambling equipment such as pai gow, mahjong, dice, and poker. Hey, you're well prepared. The Jade Emperor almost ran out of breath and went crazy, he was dry, he couldn't speak, the words of his heart, such as come, such as come, today you really want to push me into the fire pit.

Yang Jian couldn't help but be shocked when he saw those gambling equipment and gambling funds:

"Damn, what a powerful trick - in the blink of an eye, a table of such a standard bet was set. If you come to the Buddha, this trick of yours is the 'mind carrying method' mentioned in "The Boundless Dharma", right?"

"Yes. Rulai nodded and smiled, "Erlang God, don't worry, that cash - not a cent, a lot of money, a good ten million - is really my money, and I will lend it to your brother-in-law now." Today, if you have the ability, you can take all the money if you win, but the gambling equipment is temporarily borrowed from the Paradise Casino, and the original thing will be returned after the gambling is finished. ”

"Yes, yes, yes. Yang Jian nodded again and again, so happy that his three eyes narrowed into a slit, thinking, this is really God help me, it just so happens that I am still short of 10 million yuan for the renovation of the villa, so someone rushed to send it to me. Wow, I'm so lucky to die. So, he smiled happily at the stunned Jade Emperor:

"Time is money. Brother-in-law, don't waste time, let's get on the field. ”

The Jade Emperor was helpless, he forced his spirit to agree, turned around and sat at the gambling table with Yang Jian, and asked weakly:

"Erlang, what gambling equipment do you want to play with?"

Without waiting for Yang Jian to answer, Rulai sat between them with a smile and spoke first:

"Didn't Erlang God just say that he would play two handfuls? Since he was playing two handfuls, then he would throw dice, bet on the size of the bet, one handful would be five million, and the two would win or lose. I act as an intermediary. ”

When Yang Jian heard this, he was so happy that the snot bubbles almost didn't pop up, and he immediately laughed:

"Yes, yes, yes, the two see the winner or lose, and the battle is resolved quickly. I'll come first. ”

After saying that, he happily stretched out his hand to take the dice, and stopped with a smile:

"Wait. Erlang God, your brother-in-law's gambling money has been clearly placed on the table, what about your gambling money? There is no father and son in the casino, and you must compete fairly. Your brother-in-law took out 10 million, and you had to put 10 million on the table. Otherwise, you're a white wolf with empty gloves, which doesn't follow the rules of the casino. Do you say?"

"This ......" Yang Jian couldn't help but blush, "Buddha, I don't have that much money on hand." Hey, hey, hey...... Otherwise, I would have mortgaged the 'office building', which cost nearly 100 million, and now I will discount it to 10 million, and if I lose, the 'office building' will be my brother-in-law's, and I will keep it for him as a villa -- it just so happens that I built that building according to the standard of a villa. If I lose, I will leave immediately and go back to Guan Jiangkou's hometown. ”

Rulai laughed loudly:

"Okay, that's a deal. There is no evidence, and I am a notary. ”

Hey, Yang Jian's nose is almost crooked. If he thinks to him, you are a good person, aren't you a dog meddling with a mouse? Do you think I'm stupid, let me write a document, I'll do it? What if I really lose a little bit of memorization? In black and white, I can't rely on it if I want to. Tell me to write, no way. As soon as he thought so, he smiled and shirked:

"Hey, hey, hey...... If you come to the Buddha, I think it's free, there is no paper or pen here......"

Without waiting for him to finish, Rulai pointed to the table and smiled:

"Don't waste any time, write. ”

Yang Jian looked down, well, the four treasures of the study he put in the study of his hometown in Guanjiangkou - a "hero" brand fountain pen, a letterhead, a box of ink and his personal name, many of them were placed on the gambling table.