The Ninth Jade Emperor sues the grievances of the Buddha (2)

"Hahaha......" Rulai couldn't help laughing loudly, "Brother, as the Jade Emperor, you can't control your thoughts as an eighth-level magician, it's really too uncompromising." No wonder sister-in-law always cleans you up. If I shouldn't say something, you're asking for your own suffering, and you deserve it. ”

The Jade Emperor smiled a little embarrassedly, his face turned red and said:

"Brother, when you say this, my brother is not angry. Brother knows that he does have a ** share in doing that, and it is also a little unfair to your sister-in-law. But even so, your sister-in-law shouldn't treat me like that. I told you just now that she made me kneel on the washboard and be jealous, but that's still light. To make matters worse, sometimes she would hit me in the face. As the saying goes, hitting someone doesn't slap her face, she doesn't care about that. Brother, do you remember? Once in the court, I wore a big mask?"

Rulai nodded and said:

"Yes. Brother, didn't you catch a cold that time? He said that he was afraid of infecting us with germs, so he wore a mask to go to court. ”

"Ahem, brother, that's a lie. The Jade Emperor blushed, "Actually, my brother's face was scratched by your sister-in-law, and his face was full of flowers, and he really couldn't see people without wearing a mask." At that time, none of you cared, only Taishang Laojun saw the problem. When I got off work, he secretly gave me a bottle of medicine, saying that it was a panacea specially refined for me, called 'Scar One Grain Net', which had the best effect on disfiguring me. At that time, I was deeply moved, and as soon as I was excited, I told him everything about my anger at home. Originally, I thought that Taishang Laojun had a very tight mouth, and he didn't hide his treacherous intentions from him, but I never thought that he was not reliable at all...... Last night, the barefoot Daxian was drunk, accidentally fell and broke his face, and came to me to ask for a 'scar clean'. At that time, I was stunned for a moment and said, "It's really funny, how can I have that medicine?" Daxian laughed and said to me, "Why is the leader still lying?" Didn't Taishang Laojun specially refine a bottle for you a few days ago? I said, no, what did he do with me refining that elixir for no reason? Daxian unceremoniously exposed, "Leader, don't pretend, I have heard about your 'strict wife', and it was Lao Jun himself who told me." You say, how much does that Taishang Laojun owe his mouth? He doesn't save me any face, and he has no leader, is this a manifestation of pride and complacency? Now, the more I think about it, the more angry I become, so when I go to court again, I must criticize him by name. Hmph, if he has a good attitude, after the criticism is finished, I will tell him to continue to work, otherwise, I will immediately ask him to suspend his work and write a review to see if he still has a memory in the future?"

When I heard it, I said urgently:

"Brother, isn't that okay?"

"What's wrong? Since Taishang Laojun didn't save face for me and publicized my family's ugliness, of course I had to give him some color. - Otherwise, I'm really in a bad mood. The Jade Emperor said indignantly.

Rulai patiently explained:

"Brother, if you really do that, Taishang Laojun will definitely think that you are a personal vendetta and deliberately give him small shoes to wear. Therefore, he will definitely become dissatisfied, which will affect his future work. ”

"What about influencing his work? If he doesn't do a good job, I'll fire him from public office. The Jade Emperor said disapprovingly.

Rulai hurriedly waved his hand and said:

"That's even more important. Brother, don't forget, Taishang Laojun is refining the elixir of immortality for you. If you expel him, who will do alchemy?"

"Can't you learn. We might as well open another alchemy training class, and strive to cultivate a group of red and professional alchemy newcomers in the shortest possible time. The Jade Emperor said with a heartfelt voice.

Rulai smiled and said:

"Brother, alchemy is a unique skill with a very high technology content, do you think anyone can learn it?"

"Why can't you?" said the Jade Emperor confidently, "Nuwa is fine, I think she is talented, diligent and studious, and she is born to be a good seedling for learning alchemy." Didn't she just learn the 'alchemy technique' recently? Simply, strike while the iron was hot and tell her to continue learning the 'alchemy'. ”

"Hahaha......" Rulai couldn't help laughing loudly, "Brother, are you drinking high today?" or are you getting angry? Why is your speech getting more and more outrageous?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned:

"Why?"

As it comes:

"Let me ask you, who is the smelting instructor in our Heaven School now?"

The Jade Emperor replied:

"Then you don't need to ask, of course it's Taishang Laojun. Who else but him has that way?"

Rulai smiled:

"That's it. If you fire him, the smelting class will have no one to teach, and you will have to cancel it. In that case, who do you ask Nuwa to learn 'alchemy' with? There is no one in alchemy, and if you can't eat the elixir of immortality, it will directly affect your lifespan. Brother, have you lived enough? Don't you want to live 'sixty-six'? Don't you want to live 'seventy-three'? Don't you want to live 'eighty'?...... Don't you want to be the Jade Emperor with a boundless life?"

"That's right!" the Jade Emperor slapped his face, "Brother, you still have foresight. I'm really a little scared when I hear you say this, and a cool breeze is blowing from the back of my head! Otherwise, I'll just make a compromise: Turn criticism into praise, and one day hold a special award conference for Taishang Laojun, saying that he has meritorious alchemy, and in front of the gods and goddesses of civil and military affairs, he will be given a pennant with the eight big characters of 'alchemy has skills and boundless merits', and I will reward him with a red envelope in his hand in order to mobilize his enthusiasm. Look, is that okay?"

Rulai shook his head and said:

"No, no. If you do that, Taishang Laojun will definitely be proud. ”

"That'...... This is not good, that is not appropriate, brother, you say, what should my brother do?"

Rulai thought about it and said:

"Brother, you just give him a quiet face, suffer a dumb loss, and let it be. ”

"Go with the flow?" the Jade Emperor asked rhetorically.

Rulai nodded and said:

"Yes. Brother is so smart, sure enough, ginger is old and spicy. Brother, speaking of which, there is one thing I don't understand. Your magic is level eight, my sister-in-law's magic is only level five at best, your spell is not one or two levels higher than hers, it stands to reason that he can't beat you, but why is it always you who gets hurt?"

"Alas, don't mention it. The Jade Emperor was very angry and said, "As soon as I mention this, I will be angry and hate the 'Erhezi' to death." ”

"Oh?" Rulai wondered in his heart, "'Ersuniko'? Who is 'Ersuniko'?"

"Who else?" said the Jade Emperor angrily, "it's my brother-in-law." ”

Rulai smiled:

"Isn't your brother-in-law Erlang God Yang Jian? Why is there another 'Erhezi' out of thin air?--Brother, tell me the truth today, how many daughters-in-law do you have?"