The 8th Episode: Talking Freely, Drinking, Talking Beautifully, (2)

"Ho!" Pangu couldn't help but be dazzled in the face of the table full of wine and delicacies, "What kind of dishes are these, the flowers are so beautiful, why have I never seen them?"

"Hahaha...... "The Jade Emperor laughed, "Of course you haven't seen it, because these are all patented products that are unique to the Heavenly Imperial Kitchen." Pan old-timers, let's enjoy it together now. Ladies and gentlemen, you can eat whatever you want, drink whatever you want, please feel free to have fun. ”

"Okay!" Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Ganglie was the first to pick up the jade chopstick, and said with a smile on his face, "Boss, then I'm welcome." Pan old-timer, you can eat too, don't see outside, eat more - otherwise, there will be no such shop in this village. With that, he took the lead in picking up a four-happiness ball, stuffing it into his mouth and eating it violently.

When the barefoot immortal heard this, he immediately picked up the wine cup......

Thus, the banquet began in a very friendly and warm atmosphere.

When Pangu ate in the Nether, he always ate with his hands, and he didn't know how to use chopsticks at all. At this time, he also followed the example of the immortals and picked up the jade chopstick. Pangu is a left-hander, he holds the jade chopstick with his left hand, and in the face of the colorful dishes, he doesn't even know which one to eat first? He hesitated for a while, and finally saw a plate of similar green vegetables, pointed with the jade chopstick, and asked the Jade Emperor who was sitting next to him:

"Jade Emperor, what kind of dish is this, I look so familiar?"

The Jade Emperor smiled:

"Pan senior, you are really good eyesight, this dish is your hometown dish, called 'Earth Rejuvenation' - I asked the imperial chef to prepare it for you. There is also a dish called 'chicken stewed with mushrooms', which is also stewed according to the taste of the earthlings. ”

"Really? That's great. Pangu said with a smile, awkwardly using the jade chopsticks to clip the crushed garlic in the "Earth Rejuvenation", but he failed to pinch it several times in a row, so he simply put down the jade chopstick, grabbed a head of minced garlic with his hand and stuffed it into his mouth to eat.

When the Jade Emperor and Rulai saw it, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and smile. Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Ganglie also saw it, and immediately smiled at the Jade Emperor:

"Hey, hey, hey...... Boss, just now you said that I don't know how to play deeply, look at the old man, he is not as good as me, grasp the food with his hands, how unhygienic. ”

When the Jade Emperor heard this, he thought to himself, if it is broken, Pangu will definitely not be able to get off the stage. He was about to open his mouth to play a round, but Pangu smiled at Zhu Ganglie disapprovingly:

"Marshal Tianpeng, you don't understand, this is called not dry and clean, and there is no disease after eating. ”

Immediately, Pangu's words caused laughter:

"Hahaha......"

"Hahahaha......"

"Hahaha......"

"Yo, it's so lively here!" suddenly a very crisp voice sounded at the door.

When Pangu heard this, he looked at it in a blink of an eye, and saw a beautiful woman with a peach blossom face and a radiant face, walking in from the door in a heroic manner. Pangu didn't know who she was, so he quietly asked Nuwa:

"Wa'er, who is she, how does she look so smart?"

Nuwa replied quietly:

"She is my aunt and grandmother, the Queen Mother. ”

"Huh?" Pangu's eyes widened, "She's the Queen Mother, it's not like ah, she's too young, she looks like she's not in her early eighteen years, and she hasn't reached the legal age of marriage at all, so why did she become the Queen Mother?!"

"Shhhhhh——!h Uncle, let me tell you, my aunt and grandmother are not young, she is three years older than my aunt and grandfather. ”

"Really?" Pangu said in disbelief, "Why did the Jade Emperor marry a daughter-in-law?"

"You still don't understand this?'Female junior, hug the gold bricks' - who doesn't want to live a good life?"

"Oh, I see. However, I don't think she looks like the Queen Mother, who is supposed to be an old lady. But she looks like a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl. ”

"You don't know the inside story. Uncle, my aunt and grandmother have done beauty. ”

"Oh?

"Yes, my aunt and grandmother love beauty, and in order to stay young forever, she insists on taking beauty medicine every day - the beauty medicine is specially refined for her by Taishang Laojun with a gossip furnace, called 'Youth Beauty Bean', and she can stay young forever by eating one pill a day......"

As Pangu and Nuwa exchanged ears, the Buddha, Taishang Laojun, the barefoot immortal and the king of Hades all stood up to greet the queen mother.

The Queen Mother agreed one by one with a bright smile, and walked to the Jade Emperor's side with a light lotus step, and when she saw Pangu, she said with a smile:

"Yo, this is the old man, right? Hello, old-timer. ”

Pangu hurriedly got up and smiled:

"Ah, good, good!"

"You're welcome, senior, please sit down. The Queen Mother smiled, and when she saw the waiter moving a chair, she pointed to the Jade Emperor's side with her hand and said, "Put it here." ”

The Jade Emperor smiled at the Queen Mother:

"Honey, didn't you say you were going to play mahjong for a day, why did it end so quickly?"

"Well, don't mention it. The Queen Mother sat down and said in a delicate voice, "Husband, I have bad luck today, I don't talk about a card discord (hú), and I am a gunner." I didn't see any signs of it, so I took the opportunity to go to the toilet and ran down my urethra. - Wait until I've had a glass of wine, change my luck, and then go back and play with them. As she spoke, she picked up the wine cup and poured two glasses of wine, then turned her face to Pangu and smiled, "Senior, I salute you." Then he handed a glass of wine to Pangu.

Pangu hurriedly took it, and saw the Queen Mother holding another cup of wine, Yan Yuying said to him in a loud voice, "Do it first for respect", and drank the wine dry, so he learned to drink all the wine.

"Yo, the seniors are really refreshing. The Queen Mother's voice was very crisp and fast, "Senior, you can taste it slowly, I'm out of company." After saying that, he stood up and greeted the gods such as the Buddha, the Taishang Laojun, the Barefoot Great Immortal and the King of Hades, and ran away like a gust of wind.

"Hahaha......" the Jade Emperor smiled, "I'm sorry, you're smiling, let's continue." Please have fun today!"

"Yes, I raise my hands in agreement with what the leader said. Marshal Tianpeng Zhu Ganglie said with a smile while eating and drinking, "Today I will take the lead and ensure that I will not get drunk." ”

"Yes, yes, comrades, don't get drunk!"

"Come on, come on, do it, do it......"

For a while, the warm atmosphere of the banquet was unprecedentedly high.

Pangu had never drunk alcohol, and when a glass of wine went down, he only felt lightheaded, his eyes narrowed, and he was lying on the table in a daze. The Jade Emperor took advantage of the opportunity of the gods and immortals to fight each other, and whispered to Rulai:

"If you come, do you know why I'm late today?"

"Why?" asked Rulai.

The Jade Emperor said:

"Because I have a headache. ”

"Oh?" asked Rulai, "Chief, why is that?"

"Because," the Jade Emperor lowered his voice, "because I'm in a bad mood." When I'm in a bad mood, I get a headache. If you come, when the banquet is over, will you accompany me to take a break?"

"Good. Chief, where do you want to relax?"

"My hometown, my daughter's riverside. ”