The 8th Episode: Talking Freely, Drinking, Talking Beautifully, (1)

Nuwa couldn't help but praise in her heart, if the Buddha is really worthy of being the chief professor of the Heaven School, his speech is like a river, the sound is like a bell, and the charm is endless, it is really so admirable. Brother, I'm ...... I really want to marry you! She originally said this in her heart, but she was noticed by Rulai, and I saw him say quietly:

"Amitabha! Nuwa, Mo Dao is lying and is obsessed. ”

Nuwa couldn't help but blush with shame and hurriedly lowered her head.

When Pangu heard this, he was very puzzled, and was about to ask, when he suddenly heard someone laugh loudly:

"Hahaha...... It's a shame I came late and missed a wonderful lecture. ”

As he spoke, he saw a young man with a graceful expression and a dignified appearance, striding in with a dashing demeanor. Pangu didn't know who it was, so he asked Nuwa:

"Wa'er, who is he? He spoke in such an impulsive tone, as if he were the boss of heaven. ”

"Shhh——!hhhhh

"Oh?" Pangu also lowered his voice, "This Jade Emperor is two generations older than you, how young does he look, probably not in his early thirties?......"

At this time, I only heard Rulai smile at the Jade Emperor:

"Chief, why are you late? Are you lazy? Whether you are late or not, you should be punished for being late, this is the iron discipline of the heavenly school. ”

"Yes, it should be punished. The Jade Emperor laughed and said, "It just so happens that the old Pan seniors are here, and today at noon, I will be the east-even invite the Pan seniors to dinner and bring the comrades here to drink, which is called 'hugging (lōu) grass and beating rabbits - two are not wrong'." Hahaha...... Immortals, am I right?"

"No!" the barefoot fairy retorted with a smile, "Chief, there is something wrong with what you say—we are all well-known immortals of all stripes, and why have we all become beaten rabbits in your mouth?"

"Yes!" King Tota Li couldn't help but tease, "Boss, if I were a rabbit, wouldn't this Nezha become a rabbit cub?"

"Hahaha......"

"Hahahaha......"

"Hahaha......"

After a burst of laughter, the Jade Emperor laughed:

"Guys, I'm sorry, I was wrong. In order to apologize, I will punish myself with three lamps when I invite everyone to drink for a while. - Well, this time it should be okay, right?"

"Okay, that's a deal. Taishang Laojun smiled, "But, sir, don't fool us with small cabbage when the time comes, there must be at least ten hard vegetables." ”

"Yes, that's the most important thing. Chief, where is the lunch? What is the standard? Are you going to take us to the Tianjie snack bar to eat pimple soup?" asked the barefoot immortal.

Without waiting for the Jade Emperor to answer, Marshal Tianpeng spoke:

"What are you talking about? Da Xian'er, aren't you the leader of the city? You still need to ask? Invite the old predecessors to dinner, of course it's a five-star hotel. As for the standard, it must be at the state banquet level. Hey, hey, hey...... Boss, are you right?"

The Jade Emperor nodded and said:

"Yes, yes, there are distinguished guests today, the standard must be the highest grade, just now I have booked a large private room in the Paradise Hotel, and we will have a banquet in a while. ”

"Really, hahaha......" The barefoot fairy smiled with a smile, "Boss, it just so happens that I am addicted to alcohol, can I have a drink at noon today?"

"Absolutely. ”

"That's great, I'm going to do eight big guns in a row. The barefoot fairy laughed.

"You can pull it down. Taishang Laojun took over the conversation, "Da Xian'er, just the amount of wine you have, the whole three lamps will be enough, and you can't even find the north after five lamps, and you can even do eight big lamps, it's really a joke." ”

"What's the matter, old man, do you think I'm bragging?"

"Yes. Great Xian'er, if you can do eight big lamps in a row today, I will do sixteen in a row. ”

"Lao Jun, is this true?"

"Really. Da Xian'er, if you don't accept it, let's try to compete. ”

"It's better than that, I'm barefoot and afraid of your ?...... wearing shoes"

"Gotta get it. The Jade Emperor hurriedly stopped, "Two old comrades, your wine lawsuit should be left to the wine table to fight." As he spoke, he saw Pangu in a blink of an eye, and hurriedly stepped forward and smiled very enthusiastically, "Pangu seniors, hello! I'll invite you to dinner at noon today, even if it's for you. As he said hello, he stretched out his hands and held Pangu's hands tightly.

Pangu hurriedly got up and replied:

"Okay, thank you! Jade Emperor, the standard of lunch should not be too high, just eat some wild fruits, mountain mushrooms, koji hemp vegetables, mother-in-law, river fish and shrimp or something. ”

"Hahaha...... Pan senior, what you said are all 'delicacies of the mountains and seas', and we don't have them in the Nine Heavens. ”

"Really......? I'll follow the customs: Jade Emperor, I will eat whatever you arrange, anyway, I don't choose to eat, as long as I can fill my stomach. ”

"Hahaha...... This one is not very demanding, and I will definitely meet your satisfaction. So, Pan-old-timer, let's go to dinner together now. - Ladies and gentlemen, come with me if you have a mouth, and go drinking. ”

Pangu, along with Nuwa, Rulai and the gods, followed the Jade Emperor to the five-star Paradise Hotel. They walked into the private room one after another in the warm reception of the waiter at the door.

In the private room, there is an extra-large natural crystal round table, which is transparent and placed in a very grand manner, and the surrounding openwork chairs are also made of natural crystal stones. After everyone sat down, the Jade Emperor coughed and began to make an enthusiastic speech:

"Hello everyone! I am very happy to be here today with the groundbreaking old heroes Pangu. For today's lunch, please eat and drink well. At the same time, all the immortals here must eat and drink well while accompanying the old-timers. ......”

"Yes, yes," the barefoot fairy immediately took over the conversation, "don't say anything, it's all in the wine." ”

"Yes, yes, yes, get drunk. Marshal Tianpeng also couldn't wait to say, "Boss, my gluttony is coming out." Don't say anything, just tell the wine and the food. ”

"Hahaha......" The Jade Emperor couldn't help but laugh, "Old pig, if you are in a hurry, in front of the old man, you won't play a little deep? Okay, I won't say more, otherwise, if you really hook your gluttonous worms, everyone will see it and affect your appetite. - Waiter, let's start the table. ”

The Jade Emperor said that, only to see the waitress standing by the door of the private room open her lips lightly, said "yes", and then opened the door gently. Immediately, Pangu saw ten women dressed in flowers, each holding a large jade plate, each containing wine and delicacies, coming to the round table with light steps, and very quickly placing the left and right plates of delicacies and wines on the table. Then, they all floated away like flying.