Chapter 24: Old Foodie
(Thanks to the book friend 070606 for the tip!)
The bonfire was blazing, and a peeled and cleaned yellow sheep was set up on the fire, and Lin Xiaogou skillfully flipped the branches while sprinkling various spices on the yellow sheep, and the camp was filled with the usual alluring smell of meat.
Meng Nan looked at it with a blank eye, swallowed his saliva greedily, and asked for the nth time: "Brother, are you okay?"
Lin Xiaogou smiled: "Hurry a fart, it's not ripe yet, wait for a stick of incense." β
Meng Nanhan scratched the back of her head with a smile, but the little maid said weakly: "Young master, it's not good anyway, tell us a story, I want to listen to "The Legend of the Condor Heroes". β
In the past few days, in order to relieve the boredom, Lin Xiaogou deliberately took out Jin Daxia's "Shooting the Condor" for recreation, who knew that the little maid and Meng Nan were fascinated by it, and they must listen to a few paragraphs every day.
Lin Xiaogou asked with a smile: "Girl, it's okay to let Ben Shao tell the story, but you have to answer me a question first!"
The little maid said weakly: "Young master, you can ask, but don't ask too difficult, people are so stupid, I'm afraid I won't be able to answer!"
Meng Nan patted his chest and said, "Don't be afraid, you can't answer and still have me!"
Lin Xiaogou smiled: "Go aside, this question can only be answered by girls." β
The little maid looked at Lin Xiaogou a little nervously, and the latter said with a smile: "Qingqing, if you are Mu Nianci, do you like Yang Kang, or Guo Jing?"
The little maid's face turned red, and she said authentically: "Young master, this ...... What a problem!"
"No matter what the problem, just say what you think in your heart!" Lin Xiaogou said with a smile.
The little maid hesitated for a moment, and said, "Yang Kang!"
Meng Nan was dumbfounded, Lin Xiaogou laughed and said: "I know that, although Yang Kang's character is not good, he is knowledgeable and knows how to make girls happy." As the saying goes, men are not bad, women are not loved, and girls like Yang Kang. β
Meng Nan said unconvinced: "Guo Jing is loyal and honest, kind-hearted, loyal and righteous, Huang Rong likes such a shrewd woman and likes him." β
Lin Xiaogou smiled: "In fact, he is loyal and upright, and he can only beg on the street." What woman would like to live with a husband who is wooden, wooden, and has no interest in life. β
Meng Nan swelled/blushed and said: "Brother, you are talking nonsense, my mother loves my father very much!"
Lin Xiaogou's face stiffened, and he immediately smiled: "It's really funny to tease you, in fact, it's good for a man to be loyal and honest, at least marry him and don't worry about his sticky flowers, your father, economical and practical, very good!"
Meng Nan smiled happily: "That's, how can my mother's vision be bad!"
"Ahem...... Now for the talk, where was the last time?"
"Speaking of Huang Rong as a beggar chicken!" the little maid reminded.
Lin Xiaogou couldn't help laughing: "What a coincidence, we also made beggar chickens tonight...... Ahem, the original text continues the book again, last time I talked about it, Huang Rong was about to tear the beggar chicken apart, and suddenly someone behind him said: Tear it into three parts, and give me the chicken butt ......!"
The little maid and Meng Nan listened attentively and with relish, Lin Xiaogou spoke half a stick of incense in one breath before stopping, took a sip and said, "I want to know what will happen next, and listen to the next decomposition." β
Meng Nan and the little maid were a little unsatisfied, and they asked to "pick up the book" immediately, Lin Xiaogou smiled and said: "This is the end of tonight, the beggar chicken is ripe, don't you want to eat it!" After speaking, he picked up a branch and pulled it into the fire.
Meng Nan swallowed violently when he heard this, picked up a branch to help, and soon, a lump of soil that had been burned black and numb was pulled out.
Lin Xiaogou used a branch to break the soil on the surface, immediately revealing a layer of steaming green leaves inside, peeling off the leaves, and a fragrant white was completely exposed.
The three of them couldn't help but swallow their saliva, Meng Nan subconsciously glanced left and right, and said with a smile: "Hong Qigong won't come to grab chickens from us, right?"
Lin Xiaogou almost fell headlong, and scolded with a smile: "You should still tell the story...... Fuck, who are you!"
Lin Xiaogou was about to tear the chicken, but there was a ghostly person next to the fire, which scared him so much that the beggar chicken almost fell into the fire.
Meng Nan and the little maid were so frightened that they exclaimed at the same time, only to see that the person who came was a sloppy old man, with dirty gray cloth clothes, and a white beard full of oil, staring at the beggar chicken in Lin Xiaogou's hand with salivation.
The sloppy old man blinked, and said narrowly: "Tear it into four parts, give me the chicken butt!"
Lin Xiaogou only felt that 10,000 grass and mud horses roared past in front of him, trampling the prairie all over his body.
Meng Nan asked eatingly, "...... you Are you Hong Qigong, can you descend the dragon and eighteen palms?"
The sloppy old man shook it!
"Dog sticks, right?"
Shake your head again!
Meng Nan scratched the back of his head and said unhappily: "You don't know anything and want to eat chicken?"
Lin Xiaogou almost held back his internal injuries, and the sloppy old man cried and laughed at Lin Xiaogou: "Your brother has to take medicine!"
"It's time to take medicine, but it's you who should take medicine, get ready for Jinchuang medicine!" Lin Xiaogou finished stuffing the beggar chicken to Qingqing, then grabbed a branch and knocked it at the old man, scolding: "Old bastard, the master is looking for you to settle accounts, and he dares to send it to the door to cheat and cheat and drink, it is to step on the iron shoes and find nowhere to find it!"
"Ouch, stinky boy, isn't it just that you eat a few bowls of beef offal and don't give money, you can use it...... Don't slap your face!" the sloppy old man covered his face with both hands and slapped him a few times.
Of course, Lin Xiaogou didn't hit hard, but just tapped twice symbolically, he is not a stupid person, this old man is elusive, he dares to wander in the deep mountains and mountains late at night, how can he be an ordinary person, maybe he is a master like Hong Qigong.
Seeing this, Meng Nan asked deliciously, "Brother, do you know this old man!"
Lin Xiaogou gritted his teeth and said: "Not only do you know, but there is also an enmity that does not share the sky!"
Meng Nan's face changed when he heard this, he pulled out his big sword, and the sloppy old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Stinky boy, you can't talk nonsense, when did the old man have a grudge against you." β
"Whoever owes me money has a grudge against me!"
The sloppy old man was speechless, although Meng Nan was naΓ―ve, but he was not a fool, he scratched the back of his head and said, "Brother, then this old man still can't cut it?"
"Cut!" Lin Xiaogou said.
Meng Nan obeyed Lin Xiaogou's words, and cut down his head with a knife, and the sloppy old man screamed and rolled away in embarrassment, dodging a knife from Meng Nan.
"Old man, eat me again!" Meng Nan rushed up a few steps, raised his knife and slashed again.
The sloppy old man screamed wow, his body rolled around on the ground, every time he saw being slashed, he was able to avoid it safely, but Meng Nan, who cut people, was so tired that he was panting like a cow.
Lin Xiaogou shouted: "Xiao Nan, come back, don't cut it!"
Meng Nan glared at the sloppy old man suspiciously, put away his knife and returned to the fire to sit down, and said ashamedly: "Brother, that old man is slippery like an old loach, I can't cut it." β
Lin Xiaogou smiled and said, "It's right if you can't cut it, don't worry about him, eat chicken!" As he spoke, he tore a chicken leg and gave it to Meng Nan, gave the other one to Qingqing, and held the rest and gnawed it up.
The sloppy old man sat down next to the fire, pulled his beard and looked at Lin Xiaogou with a sad face, the latter almost bit his tongue, glared at the sloppy old man, and deliberately ate his mouth full of oil.
The sloppy old man moved to the side flatteringly, and said with a smile: "Stinky boy, don't be stingy, come and eat on the hour!"
"Pay back the money!" Lin Xiaogou bit the neck of the chicken and tore off a large piece of fragrant meat.
The sloppy old man scolded with a smile: "Count you ruthless, give it to you!" After speaking, he took out a golden star coin and threw it over.
Lin Xiaogou unceremoniously took the load, and then continued to eat a large piece, the sloppy old man swallowed his saliva and said: "Stinky boy, the money has been returned, give it to the old man on the hour!"
Lin Xiaogou rolled his eyes and said: "It is natural to repay debts, the master has never said that you will give you food if you repay the money!"
The sloppy old man couldn't help crying and laughing, and the little maid next to him saw the old man's greedy appearance, and was a little unbearable, so she handed over the chicken leg that had taken a small bite: "You eat mine!"
The sloppy old man was overjoyed and was about to take it, but he was quickly copied away by Lin Xiaogou next to him, and he couldn't help but be so angry that he blew his beard and glared.
The little maid looked at Lin Xiaogou and said, "Young master...... Give it a little bit to the old man!"
Lin Xiaogou stuffed the chicken leg back into the little maid's hand, tore off his share of the chicken butt, and said to himself: "The chicken butt is too disgusting, throw it away!"
The sloppy old man shouted, "Don't throw it!"
Everyone only felt a flower in front of them, and the sloppy old man was already sitting on the spot with the chicken butt and eating it with relish, while scolding: "Stinky boy, what a delicious chicken butt, you actually threw it away, it's too violent!"
The little maid and Meng Nan were both petrified, holding the chicken leg and stupidly closing their mouths, what happened just now, Lin Xiaogou obviously threw the chicken butt behind him, why did it reach the sloppy old man in the blink of an eye?
Lin Xiaogou was also secretly surprised, although he guessed that the sloppy old man was not simple, he didn't expect it to be so good, the speed was so fast that he couldn't see it clearly.
The sloppy old man ate up the chicken butt in a few bites, and stared at the little maid's chicken leg with a blank eye, Lin Xiaogou threw the rest in his hand over, and said lightly: "I'm tired of eating these days, old bastard, cheap you!"
The sloppy old man couldn't help but smile, and held the stained food, and in a few moments there was a pile of bones left, and the little maid weakly stretched out the chicken legs, and the old man did not refuse, and at last almost the whole chicken went into his belly.
After eating the chicken, the old man looked at the roast yellow sheep on the skewer with unfinished thinking, licked his lips and said, "Stinky boy, the food you make is not bad!"
Lin Xiaogou rolled his eyes speechlessly, picked up the roast yellow sheep and tore it into four parts, threw a piece to the sloppy old man, and said disdainfully: "If you get cheap, you will be obedient, be careful to swallow you to death." β
The sloppy old man smiled, and he didn't care about the high temperature at all, beating the yellow mutton that was still bubbling with oil.
"I'll go, this old thing is even more edible than the master!" Lin Xiaogou said secretly.
There are two rice buckets of Lin Xiaogou and the sloppy old man, and a yellow sheep of dozens of catties has been eaten.
The sloppy old man patted his belly with satisfaction, and said with a smile: "In thirty years, the fullest meal is today!"