Chapter 25: Fortune telling

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The sloppy old man patted his bulging belly, and out of nowhere he found a wine gourd, and poured a few sips of it, and then he burped contentedly.

Lin Xiaogou squinted at the sloppy old man with bad intentions and said, "Old bastard, if you are full of food and drink, it's time to settle the bill." ”

"What is the bill?" said the sloppy old man, stunned.

"You ate a chicken called Hua and at least ten catties of barbecue, thinking you don't have to pay?" Lin Xiaogou said confidently.

"Stinky boy, that was given to the old man by yourself, and you also have to collect money?"

Lin Xiaogou pouted and said: "We are neither friends nor acquaintances, and we don't even know each other, why does the master let you eat for nothing, of course you have to collect money." Two Venus coins, hurry up. ”

The sloppy old man said angrily: "No money." ”

"Xiao Nan, cut people!"

Meng Nanzheng pulled out his big sword, and the sloppy old man hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't...... The old man gives money, stinky boy, bullying the elderly, be careful of being struck by lightning. ”

Lin Xiaogou smiled and said, "If you don't pay, be careful of being slashed." ”

The big sword in Meng Nan's hand slashed extremely cooperatively, and the sloppy old man shrunk his neck, and his hands touched his body for a while, and he couldn't even touch half of the fart.

Meng Nan said unhappily: "Old man, you tickle, hurry up and pay my brother." ”

The sloppy old man sneered: "The old man didn't bring any money today, otherwise the old man will tell your fortune for free to pay off your debts?"

Lin Xiaogou's heart moved slightly, and asked, "You can also tell fortunes?"

The sloppy old man stroked his beard proudly, and said in the shape of a fairy: "The old man is a half-immortal, although he doesn't dare to say that he knows five thousand years in advance and eight hundred years in the future, but it is not far away. As for when the wind will rise and where it will rain, the old man only needs to pinch his fingers to know. ”

Lin Xiaogou smiled: "Old bastard, since you blew the cowhide loudly, then you can calculate where the three of us are going?"

The sloppy old man pretended to pinch his fingers for a while, and said, "You guys are going all the way to the west, and the destination should be Starlight City." ”

The little maid covered her mouth in surprise, and Meng Nan said deliciously: "Old man, you really calculated it?"

"Hehe, the title of the old man Lu half of the immortal is not in vain!" said the sloppy old man triumphantly.

Lin Xiaogou said disappreciatively: "It's so sad, who doesn't know that this road leads to Starlight City, and besides, maybe you hid nearby and heard our conversation just now, so you only knew that we were going to Starlight City." ”

The sloppy old man and the old god said in the tunnel: "Stinky boy, dare you let the old man look at palmistry, you can know if you try it." ”

Lin Xiaogou raised his eyebrows and said: "Xiao Nan, you show him, if it is accurate, forget it, if not, directly beat it into a pig's head." ”

Meng Nan responded and stretched out the big palm of Kwai Fan in front of the sloppy old man, and the sloppy old man rolled his eyes and said, "Male left, female right!"

Meng Nan laughed twice and replaced the outstretched right hand with his left hand.

The sloppy old man grabbed Meng Nan's hand and looked back and forth several times, and then raised his eyes to look at Meng Nan's face for a while, and then cleared his throat and said: "Boy, the old man looks at your Yintang's blood and light has not disappeared, it is estimated that he has just experienced a sword disaster, and the auricle is slightly dim. ”

As soon as these words came out, the three of them were immediately shocked, Lin Xiaogou looked at the sloppy old man in disbelief, and the little maid covered her mouth in disbelief.

Meng Nan's eyes were slightly red, and he said excitedly: "Old man, if I had met you earlier, my father and mother might not have died." ”

The sloppy old man stroked his beard and said, "This is the catastrophe of your fate, even if you meet the old man beforehand, you can't resolve it." Your palmistry is a sign of good fortune, not only for your own life, but also for those who are with you. However, anyone who has this kind of palmistry must go through the Lone Star Tribulation, and this calamity should be on your parents. ”

Meng Nan couldn't help but be dumbfounded, and said, "That'...... So I blamed my father's death?"

Lin Xiaogou frowned and said: "Don't listen to that old bastard's nonsense, look at his virtue, if he can really pinch it, he can be a beggar!"

Meng Nan ate and said: "Brother, but he is right!"

"Meng!" Lin Xiaogou pouted.

The sloppy old man said unhappily: "Stinky boy, you are a big-headed ghost, the old man is a real skill." ”

Lin Xiaogou stretched out his left hand and said with a smile: "Then you can also calculate it for me, if the calculation is accurate, the account of the two gold coins will be exempted." ”

The sloppy old man picked up Lin Xiaogou's left hand, aimed at it again and again, and finally put his fingers on the veins and closed his eyes. Lin Xiaogou said angrily: "Old bastard, are you looking at the appearance or the doctor?"

The sloppy old man opened his eyes, looked Lin Xiaogou up and down like a monster, and made a smacking sound in his mouth, sometimes nodding, sometimes shaking his head, Lin Xiaogou really wanted to sacrifice a big spatula to slap this old obscene.

The little maid couldn't help but ask worriedly, "Old uncle, how is the fate of my young master?"

The sloppy old man smiled and said, "Girl, your young master is a demon, it's hard to say!"

Lin Xiaogou said unhappily: "Talk about people!"

"Hehe, boy, the old man looked at your palmistry, which was originally a blessing and a premature death, but now looking at your face, there are traces of moving stars and changing lives, which is really incomprehensible......!"

Before the sloppy old man finished speaking, the little maid had already exclaimed, looked at the sloppy old man with admiration and said: "Old uncle, you are too powerful, the young master was seriously injured some time ago and almost died, I was going to bury him at the time, but the young master lived again, and he seemed to be a different person." ”

Lin Xiaogou chuckled in his heart, and there were bursts of turbulent waves.

Meng Nan was shocked and said, "Brother, is this really the case?"

Lin Xiaogou glanced at the sloppy old man a little weakly, and said with a smile: "It's not that exaggerated, I just fainted at the time." ”

The sloppy old man glanced at Lin Xiaogou's chest meaningfully, and laughed hesitantly.

"It's a day, could it be that this old bastard has seen through my origin?" Lin Xiaogou only felt a chill in his back, and the sloppy old man in front of him became unfathomable in his eyes.

"Old ...... That, how is my face now?" Lin Xiaogou asked a little nervously.

The sloppy old man was secretly proud, stroked his beard and said: "Your current face is confused, there is no fixed posture at all, I really can't see through it, but if you want, the old man can help you touch your bones." ”

At this time, the little maid and Meng Nan were both stunned by the sloppy old man's magic, and ordered to persuade Lin Xiaogou to let him touch his bones, and Xiaogou had no choice but to nod and agree.

The sloppy old man's eyes suddenly lit up, and that look reminded Lin Xiaogou of the three words "old prostitute", fortunately, the sloppy old man just stretched out his hand and pinched his back, and then slapped his forehead and the back of his head three times in a row.

When the sloppy old man slapped the back of his chest, Lin Xiaogou seemed to hear the cracking sound of cracking, as if something had been broken, and there was a rumbling thunder in his ears.

Lin Xiaogou was a little worried that he would be photographed as a concussion, and subconsciously shook his head, realizing that there was nothing abnormal, so he put his mind at ease and asked, "Old bastard, how are the bones touching?"

The sloppy old man said perfunctorily: "It's okay, little girl, do you want the old man to show you your face?"

The little maid hurriedly stretched out her right hand and looked at the sloppy old man with a look of hope.

Lin Xiaogou touched his nose depressedly: "What do you mean it's okay? The old bastard is too unprofessional!"

The sloppy old man looked at the little maid's right hand for a while, and then smiled: "Your palmistry is the power of the seven stars and the moon, and the appearance of great wealth and nobility." ”

The little maid said weakly: "Senior, you can't be mistaken, Qingqing is a slave, where is the rich and expensive!"

Sloppy and sloppy: "How can the old man Lu Banxian be wrong, you still lack a life star in the seven-star arch moon, when the life star returns, the phase is established, and it is unspeakably expensive, of course, before the life star returns, you have to go through a lot of tribulations!" After speaking, he glanced at Lin Xiaogou intentionally or unintentionally.

The little maid ate and said, "My life......star?" Where is it?"

The sloppy old man smiled incomprehensibly and said, "He will appear when he is about to appear, maybe far away in the sky, or close in front of you, you should pay more attention to yourself." ”

The little maid bowed her head in confusion and pondered.

Lin Xiaogou coughed lightly and said, "Old ...... That senior, can you calculate it for me again!"

The sloppy old man waved his hand, sniffed his farts and said coaxingly: "The old man looks at you kid unpleasantly, it doesn't count!"

Lin Xiaogou couldn't help but roll his eyes, and the little maid next to him begged: "Old uncle, you can calculate it for my young master!"

The sloppy old man put on a kind smile and said: "Okay, look at the little girl's points, the old man will show you again, but there are too many uncertainties in your face that has changed stars, and the old man does not dare to guarantee that it is accurate." ”

Lin Xiaogou said generously: "It's okay, just say it!"

"You have a secret that no one else knows!" said the sloppy old man directly.

Lin Xiaogou suddenly became vigilant, he was carrying such a treasure as Boiling Tianding, it was indeed a secret that could not be known by others, did the sloppy old man in front of him calculate it, or did he inadvertently see himself using it?

The sloppy old man smiled: "Stinky boy, don't worry, the old man is not interested in your secret, don't look at the old man with the eyes of thieves." ”

Lin Xiao smiled and said vaguely: "Everyone has their own secrets!"

The sloppy old man stood up and patted his buttocks, and said with a smile: "You'd better not let others know that secret!" After speaking, he yawned and said, "Yo, there are so many stars tonight, it's time to sleep!"

Lin Xiaogou and the three of them subconsciously raised their heads to the sky, and suddenly saw a sky full of stars, as if they were hanging above their heads, and they could almost reach out and pick them up.

"There are so many stars, so bright, ah...... I'm so sleepy!" Meng Nan rubbed his eyes and fell to the ground, snoring like thunder for a while.

The little maid on the other side yawned and slept next to Lin Xiaogou in a daze, leaving Lin Xiaogou looking at the bright starry sky with her head up.

"Stinky boy, do it yourself!" the sloppy old man threw down a sentence lightly, and stepped away towards the distant mountain peak.

ps: It's a hell of a hot day in Guangzhou, and Chizi also has a cold and fever, so I went to the hospital today to get a drip. The state is not good, so I can only change it!