vs 51 Stupid Humans
Section 51: Stupid human beings
What, in front of me? Bai Heng wiped his eyes with both hands, and scanned forward little by little from between his feet intently, and finally saw a snow-white animal when he wanted to give up.
"Nine-tailed fox!" he almost screamed, "You were the one who just spoke?"
"Nonsense, is there anyone else here besides me!" said the fox, who was sitting in the snow, opened his mouth.
"Damn, it's too late, the fox can actually talk!" Bai Heng jumped up directly, wearing only a pair of pants, and instantly moved to the nine-tailed fox's side at a speed that was difficult for humans to achieve, and hugged this guy at once. "Wow, it's so warm! It's absolutely perfect for warming the quilt. Hahaha, it looks like my trip was not in vain!"
The nine-tailed fox had a light body, and jumped out of Bai Heng's arms with a whoosh. landed steadily five meters away from him, and the distance between the two sides was the same. That's how alert it is to humans. "Stupid human, put your clothes on. To defile my great spiritual mountain is to be punished by heaven!"
Since this fox has been pulled out, there is no point in being naked. After putting on the clothes after dividing them by two, he asked casually, "When did you appear in front of me?"
"I want to think about it. Looks like I came out when you said the first thing. The nine-tailed fox stretched out his paws and scratched his head, "You think, this fox fairy has superb skills." If you can't say that, isn't it just admitting that you have no ability? I'm not going to do that kind of thing. ”
This fox definitely did it on purpose!
Bai Heng was so angry that he smoked. His mind was always occupied by the animation of an island country, and he subconsciously believed that the nine-tailed fox was the kind of demon fox with red hair and as vicious as a wolf. Who knew that this guy was actually snow-white, his body was light and soft, and he was extremely slender. The nine tails spread out haphazardly, and it was beautiful. If it were placed on the earth, it would definitely be snatched by a group of women like crazy. Just this guy, from the very beginning, has been integrated with the snow, much more thoroughly than him Bai Heng. If you are not careful, you will naturally ignore it.
Bai Heng could imagine what kind of expression this fox had after watching his striptease performance. Since I've been here a long time ago, I didn't say it earlier, I obviously came to see the play!
"I've seen an abominable fox, but I've never seen such an abominable one!"
"No, no, no, stupid human. The fox of Qingqiu is a symbol of auspiciousness. You can praise me for being witty, but you can't say I'm cunning, and you can praise me for being gentle, but not hateful. ”
This fox is definitely a refinement! If it can become a person, it will definitely be a first-class hooligan! Bai Heng thought so in his heart, maybe he had already accepted the nonsensical setting that the fox would spit out words, so he quarreled with it: "Come on." Back then, the Heavenly Demon had a nine-tailed fox, and you were nothing compared to you!"
"Bah, my grandfather is a bird, and this fox fairy is inspired to become an existence beyond him!" said the pure white nine-tailed fox.
Bai Heng almost thought he had heard it wrong: "What, your grandfather?"
"Yes, oops, haven't you heard of it, anyway, the famous nine-tailed fox in history is my relative. The nine-tailed fox said commandingly, "Stupid human, now you know how noble the identity of the nine-tailed fox is in front of you." Get down on your knees and bow down before me. ”
"Kneel on your knees, big-headed devil! Your ancestors' achievements are none of your business. My ancestors are still the groundbreaking Pangu. Bai Heng said disdainfully, "A rogue fox, I don't even know when I'm dying." ”
"When you say that, I think of you, you came down from the mountain, and tell me why there are so many soldiers who are guarding the whole mountain. Haven't you learned the lessons of that fire since that fire more than a decade ago?"
"A beautiful woman in the Black Tooth Country of the North has fox fur all over her body. I heard that drinking your blood and eating your flesh can ward off evil spirits, and now people are calling. ”
"Damn, the noble blood of this fox fairy is also something that women can drink?" the nine-tailed fox said angrily, "That woman is not beautiful, if she is really a beauty, I will go now!"
Bang -
Bai Heng fell to the ground. This fox is cheating on his father, and his face has become too fast. Are you willing to sacrifice if you are a beauty?
"You fox!"
"The fox has a love of beauty. Can you handle it?"
This world's only remaining nine-tailed fox is simply the best of the best. Bai Heng felt that his life was worth it. The more this is the case, the more valuable it is to catch it as a pet!
"Hehe, I haven't seen it either. Colored fox, do you want to come with me to have a look?" Bai Heng began his own Chunchun inducement.
"With you?" the nine-tailed fox glanced at him disdainfully, "It's too weak, I hate it when I'm my little brother." ”
"Damn, no matter how I say it, I'm a man who wants to surpass the Heavenly Demon in the future!"
"Beyond the Heavenly Demon? Let me tell you, the Heavenly Demon back then was a cow man who crisscrossed the Six Realms and could tease the Holy Mother of the Chaos Universe Realm! Does the Chaos Universe Realm know it? Does the Holy Mother know it? Forget it, Qingqiu Country has such a small place with rice grains, you can be forgiven for not having any knowledge. ”
"It's just the Chaos Universe, it's not that I don't know. ”
"Oh, stupid humans, don't talk big. If you have the ability, let's talk about the six realms of the wilderness. ”
"Prick up your ears and listen. There are the Five Elements and Eight Desolations Realm where we are now, the Mustard Seed ** Realm of Mustard Seed Nasumeru, the Jiuqu Huangquan Realm known as Hell, and the Straight Fu Agility Realm, the Cosmic Chaos Realm and the Kunyuan Middle Palace Realm. How?"
The nine-tailed fox's eyes obviously lit up, as far as it knew, the entire Qingqiu didn't have the concept of the Six Realms of Savage at all. So where did the human in front of him learn about these things?
"You're from the Central Continent!"
"No, I'm from here. Bai Heng pointed to the sky with one finger, making the nine-tailed fox seem to understand or not. Could it be that it is still a master who has descended from the Straight Fu Agility Realm. It's not like ah, it's not easy for a master of that level to find himself on this mountain. No, we must dig out all his secrets.
The nine-tailed fox thought for a moment and asked again, "I'll test you another question, even people from the Central Continent shouldn't know it at your age." ”
"What's the matter, hurry up. Bai Heng said impatiently.
"The six major forms of expression of qin, chess, calligraphy, painting, riding and archery, which one is the Heavenly Demon Cultivation?"
"You perverted fox is insulting my IQ?
"Oh, there's a seventh? Tell me what it is. ”
How could I know about this kind of ghost problem! Bai Heng was so angry that he almost vomited blood, but it was too embarrassing to face the fact that the fox had been conceiving defeat. Just take a gamble. Qin, chess, calligraphy and painting, riding and shooting, riding and shooting, riding and shooting...... "Spray!