Section 52 I don't sign the contract
Section 52: I don't sign the contract
Bai Heng, who was sweating in his head, held back for a long time, and thought of an extremely indecent word.
If those ancestors and ancestors knew about it, the third watch would crawl out of the grave in the middle of the night and beat him severely.
It's over, I said something bad, I actually thought of this. Bai Heng was depressed, he was stumped by a fox, and he was embarrassed and thrown home. It seems that the plan to abduct the nine-tailed fox this time is completely out of play.
"Eh, forget it, I'd better go. Bai Heng sighed, instead of waiting for the fox to humiliate, it was better to get out of here honestly.
"Hey, smart human, why are you in such a hurry?" The nine-tailed fox exerted its strength on all four legs, and in an instant, it blocked Bai Heng's way. "Even the manifestations of Heavenly Demon cultivation are known. What the hell are you from?"
What, I guessed right? The second monk of Bai Hengzhang didn't think about it, and he was still confused for a while. Chaomeng can also be blinded, and he can definitely be regarded as a European. What are Europeans, you ask? Nonsense, don't you see that they are all white, with white faces, if they are Africans, they are black-faced, and they are born unlucky!
It's just that "spray" is singing again. Could it be that the Heavenly Demons fight by spraying people? Speaking of which, why is there such a nonsensical expression, the ancients also played too much.
At the moment, I can only pretend not to understand, and then talk about it first. "I told you that you don't understand, anyway, my origin is very mysterious. Surpassing the Heavenly Demon in the future is definitely not a joke. How about it, do you want to mess with me?"
The nine-tailed fox was moved. After a series of conversations between the two sides just now, it had already discovered that Bai Heng and himself were the same kind. As long as it's on this path, it's definitely not a bad guy. The nine-tailed fox has always thought so. It doesn't make sense to think that you have been guarding this empty mountain, when the mountain and forest fires burned the nine-tailed fox clan to the ground, and there was not even a little inheritance left. When I first returned to Nine-Tailed Fox Mountain, this peak was still bare, and more than ten years have passed, and it has only recovered a little bit. It's just that the source qi is extremely sluggish, which is much worse than in the past.
"I miss my descendant of the Eastern Queen, but in the end I ended up being burned down, eh. The nine-tailed fox said compassionately, "My only relatives were all exiled along with the Heavenly Demon's old Wang Ba. I'm the only nine-tailed fox in the world, and I don't have anything to do with the great task of carrying forward the race. The key to the life of a fox in the world is to pursue the value of its own fox life! Boy, smart human, you might as well sign a contract with me. ”
"I'll sign your brother-in-law!" I don't know why Bai Heng suddenly jumped up, and his anger was overflowing. At this moment, his mind has been echoing with the famous words from somewhere - girl, sign a contract with me and become a magical girl.
"If you don't sign it, you won't sign it, why are you angry at me. The nine-tailed fox was quite dissatisfied, the nine tails were like a hand, and he shook Bai Heng very humanely, "Stupid human, go back wherever you come from." Oh yes, my sister was only four years old when she died. ”
“......”
Bai Heng was depressed, quite very depressed. "You're not a descendant of the Eastern Queen, you're so stingy, you don't have a city at all. It's strange to stay in the mountains all the time, and surpass your grandfather!"
"Then you should give a word, this contract, do you sign it or not!"
"What kind of contract? Tell me first, and let me think about it. ”
The nine-tailed fox waved his paw at Bai Heng angrily.
This is a misunderstanding, Bai Heng doesn't know anything about contracts and the like, and suddenly says what contract to sign, of course it is difficult for him to accept.
"A contract of equality, of course. This fox fairy confiscated you as a junior brother, even if he looks up to you, do you still want to drip blood on my head?"
Equal contract? Bai Heng's eyes narrowed into a line, if I signed an equal contract, I would still be a fart. Of course, I'm looking for a chance for you to sign the deed of sale. But if you want to lure this fox down the mountain, you have to find some other reason to fool it. After thinking about it for a while, Bai Heng immediately took it into account, immediately changed to a harmless smile on his face, looked at the nine-tailed fox with a smile and shook his head, and said solemnly: "I won't sign this contract." ”
"Don't sign and fuck off! ”
Bai Heng didn't leave, his expression was serious, and he continued seriously: "You and I can't understand each other at all just by a few words. Even if we want to sign a contract, it must be based on our in-depth understanding. I know where you came from and sympathize with your past experiences. I also know that you don't trust humans from the bottom of your heart. So it's not fair to you to sign the deed now, and it's not fair to me. ”
"That makes sense. I can only believe your words now. ”
"Well, this mountain is dangerous now, and someone else must have infiltrated besides me, trying to capture you alive and sell you to the Black Tooth Kingdom at a high price. All in all, it's going to be very dangerous here, you come down with me first, I'll try to treat you with criticism and other contractual conditions, and after we get to know each other, how about you decide where you want to stay or not?"
Once a contract has been made, it cannot be dissolved unless one of the parties dies. Otherwise, Bai Heng didn't have to go around the bend like this, just sign the equality contract first.
"I can't see that you are frivolous on the surface, but you are actually a very serious person. ”
"That's it. Bai Heng shook his hair narcissistically.
"But how do I think that those who will come up the mountain and capture me alive will say the same thing to me?"
"Uh...... Ahem, of course I'm different from them!" Bai Heng coughed dryly, this dead fox's IQ is quite high. Hearing this, it seemed to have guessed its own thoughts.
Seeing Bai Heng deflated, the nine-tailed fox looked very happy, and his already cunning eyes were about to narrow into a line. It seemed to have teased Bai Heng enough, and it finally changed its tune and agreed with Bai Heng's statement. "I've been in the mountains for more than ten years, and I'm not a fool of nothing, at least it's easy to deal with you. You were a hundred years before you thought about me. ”
The two of them are finalized, and the high-fives are swearing. Then the nine-tailed fox jumped and wrapped it around Bai Heng's neck like a scarf.
It's warm!Bai Heng almost wanted to cry out comfortably.
"Do you have a way to transform or something, you are the only fox with nine tails in the world, too conspicuous. ”
"Easy!"
The tail of the nine-tailed fox wagged in mid-air, and after a series of phantoms, only one of the nine tails remained. In addition to its body, which is one size larger than an ordinary fox, it is slender but very light, as if it has no weight, and it is not much different from an ordinary fox.
Forget it, as long as it's not nine tails, it shouldn't be noticeable.