Chapter 5: Hades

It is said that after Hu Yang jumped off the cliff, an old Taoist priest came out from behind the pine tree not far away. There is no doubt that this Taoist priest is the old Taoist of Jingyi.

The old Taoist muttered: "It's not that the old Taoist is hypocritical and doesn't see you, but it's useless to see you!

sighed, picked up the poplar's umbrella and prepared to go down the mountain, when suddenly the sky lit up with lightning. As we all know, this old Taoist has three hobbies: fortune telling, stargazing, and chasing lightning to pick up things. How could such a bright lightning bolt be missed? Then he turned back and came to the edge of the cliff again?......

Speaking of Hu Yang's jumping off the cliff, if someone had taken high-altitude photography at that time, they would have captured an award-winning shot - he was lying flat and falling down the cliff in a standard upright position. It's a pity that no one was afraid, this action was only held for three seconds, and no one saw this unheard of strange way of committing suicide.

Hu Yang closed his eyes, thinking that it was finally over. I didn't want to think that three seconds later, a gust of wind blew from the bottom of the cliff, and blew him diagonally towards the cliff wall, what he didn't see with his eyes closed was that the place where he jumped down was suspended, that is to say, the cliff was concave below, and in the place where he couldn't see above, there was a hole with a diameter of less than one meter, and he was blown by the wind to change the "course", flew diagonally to the stone cave, and planted himself headlong.

How can there be a hole in the whole granite mountain?

Hu Yang felt as if he had blinked his eyes for a few moments, and his whole body suddenly shook, and then there was a crackling sound, as if he had vomited a mouthful of blood. The special mother hurts me to death, and I can't let the master die more comfortably!

Uh, no, why am I still panting? Isn't it true that people don't gasp when they die? At this time, the lightning in the sky lit up, and he saw a scene that made him creepy: this is a dark place, and there is a black fluid crawling around him, a science fiction movie in the United States? Several lightning bolts in a row, he found that the black fluid that seemed to have life crawled in the direction of ...... Myself?

Even though he was dead, he felt his hairs stand on end. Then I felt that my chest was hot, and it seemed that something was drilling into my body, and there seemed to be something moving on my head, feet, buttocks, back, and other parts that were close to the ground. It's a weird feeling, like being touched, and your chest is hot, but your back is cold. It turns out that people really still have feelings and souls when they die!

It turns out that this is what it feels like to die, although it hurts a little at first, it seems to be a little comfortable after the pain, although the scene is a little scary. Now it should be the legendary process of the soul leaving the body, uh, why hasn't the bull head and horse noodles arrived yet? I must be full of energy, I want to observe the whole process, I don't know how I died, isn't it sad? Besides, it is also a tourist experience that ordinary people can't enjoy!

Inexplicable! I'm really not wronged at all! I'm so excited?

After about a minute or so, it seemed that all the fluid animals that could move had crawled over. The hot feeling in his heart slowly moved to his head, and it seemed that he didn't move when he reached the center of his eyebrows, Hu Yang felt that his head was suddenly extraordinarily clear, and he thought that he would feel more comfortable after death than before he was alive, and this feeling had never been felt before. Then I felt a chill in my lower abdomen, and a little itchy, and then a burst of refreshment, like spilling a bubble of urine that had been held for two days.

Hu Yang thought that he had finally completely separated from his body, and couldn't help laughing proudly in his heart: Ga, Ga, Ga, you dog's pig urine bubble, bye-bye!

After a while, Hu Yang saw a dazzling white light shining, and thought to himself that the two brothers had finally arrived, and the young master was in a hurry!

Then Hu Yang felt that he was wrapped in an object or an object, and the blinding white light lasted for half a minute, and he felt swaying and fluttering...... That's it? Niu Tou Ma Mian just looked down on me like this, and didn't even say a cliché? What about the legendary lines? I haven't looked at my own corpse yet! Forget it, it's not my own thing anymore. I shouted in my heart: Goodbye, people of the earth!

Besides, the old Taoist priest standing on the top of the mountain, after Hu Yang jumped off the cliff, he saw that there was lightning shining in the sky, and because he was particularly sensitive to lightning, he wanted to see if anything happened. I stood at the top of the mountain for more than a minute, and I didn't see anything unusual, thinking it was just an ordinary lightning. I was about to leave, but I saw that the lightning in the sky seemed to be getting denser and denser, and half a minute later, a lightning bolt struck under the cliff, but there was no thunder strangely.

Then the old man saw a scene he had never heard of in his life: lightning poured down from the dark clouds that had been pressed down like flowing water, and illuminated the cliffs beneath the cliffs, but there was no thunder. After lasting for more than half a minute, the lightning began to "retreat" towards the sky, and it seemed that something was gathering higher and higher, and finally it seemed that even the lightning was evacuated and became smaller and smaller??????

The old Taoist priest didn't know when he had opened his mouth into a black hole and seemed to be dead. After a while, there was a "gurgling" sound in his throat, and then he took a breath, and then suddenly laughed again......

In the dark night, an old man hit a black umbrella, his body was crumpled into a handful of bones, his shriveled old face was wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, his mouth was smiling into a black hole, and three half-yellowed missing teeth could be seen inside...... If anyone sees it here, they will be so frightened that they will jump off by themselves like Hu Yang.

After laughing, Lao Dao looked at the sky: "It turns out that you are hiding under there, no wonder you can't find it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it, I didn't expect it......"

After a pause, he smiled and said: "I thought you were dead and lifeless, and you didn't want to hide the chance, the sky is unpredictable! If you don't die, you will have a blessing, this is the luck of the atmosphere! Okay! Wow! Haha......"

"Lao Dao is fortunate to witness such a strange thing through the ages, and death is blind, death is blind! haha......"

On the third day after going back, Lao Dao really saw Taishang Laojun go.

Saying that, Hu Yang felt a swaying and fluttering, and when the dazzling white light was gone, he opened his eyes and saw that he was lying on his back in a place, his body couldn't move, and only his eyes could move. As far as I could, I could look at it and see that it was a dark room, and it wasn't square, octagonal, or hexagonal. When you look as hard as you can to the soles of your feet, you can see an octagonal hollow, like a window.

I saw that outside the window, there were green, red, yellow, orange, blue, purple, black, white, gray, innumerable, densely packed with lines, dots, squares, rings, triangles, five stars, and irregular, indescribable, and various forms of streamers. Inexplicable, indescribable, seemingly discrete, yet total, seemingly far away, seemingly at hand, seemingly light, seemingly water, seemingly solid, seemingly changing, yet unmoving......

This kind of thing has exceeded Hu Yang's imagination, thinking that this cow and horse brother is really fast, and his eyes can't see it, and it will be dazzling to look at it more!

It felt like it was only for a moment, and it seemed like a year had passed, and Hu Yang heard the voice again. It seemed to be the sound of the wind, and I looked at the octagonal window -- oh my mother! What a big fire! Did I just go to hell? I didn't try it? I didn't do anything bad that was angry and resentful? After the ball, the little master couldn't even shoot it!

Then I thought about it and it didn't seem to be, I hadn't heard of going to hell and giving a single room. Whoever cares about the birds, he's dead anyway! When he was in his heart, he only heard a loud bang, as if he had been thrown to the ground from the fifth floor, and he rolled his eyes and fainted under the violent vibration.

I don't know how long it took, Hu Yang woke up and turned around. First of all, I felt like a three-hundred-pound quilt covering me, and I was very uncomfortable. I don't know what kind of ghost trick the bull head and horse face have used, and I can't call or move, except for my eyes.

Then I heard a loud noise, not the kind of explosion of thunder in the sun, but the heavy sound that seemed to be coming from far and near. How do you describe it? It's like 10,000 trains coming side by side from 20 kilometers away, and the wheels of these trains are gears, and they all sound their whistles.

I could feel that the wind was strong and loud around me, and the sound from far to near was getting closer and smaller, and finally disappeared into all other sounds. Then Hu Yang felt that there was water under him, flooding his ears, and sand, could it be that he was on the seaside? Didn't he hear that there was a sea in the underworld? Then there was another wave of rumbling, faintly mixed with a dull "bang" sound, which should be far away.

Then Hu Yang felt it carefully and found that he was **, lying there on his back, wouldn't that be ?????? What the ancestors said is indeed true: people die and birds rise to the sky!

After about half an hour, after four or five waves of the rumbling, a moving object finally appeared in front of me—a large cloud disk face, or a large disk face to be exact.

Because they are so close, it's not clear whether it's big or not, but it's very round. The small nose, small eyes, and a ** small mouth are compactly distributed on the round and fat white face. I can't tell whether it's male or female, and it seems that it's more likely to be a male, but it's really very joyful, and people with low laughter will definitely laugh out loud when they see it. Hu Yang thought to himself that this creature in the underworld was really different from the yang world, and the difference between mortals could not be so big!

The round-faced master didn't speak, first carefully looked at Hu Yang for a long time, and then turned him over and over, touched and pinched, and even pinched ten fingers. He even pulled Hu Yang's little brother and pulled and flicked it, which frightened Hu Yang Chrysanthemum: After the ball, the little master's chastity is not guaranteed! How come there are perverted ghosts with such a heavy taste in the underworld? But seeing that he just let it go after playing with it, and did not taste it, he was relieved.

Circling around Hu Yang a few times, as if he had measured something in his heart, the round-faced master grabbed one of his hands and dragged him away like a dead pig. It seemed that the terrain was getting higher and higher, and the wind was getting stronger, and after five minutes, the man ?????? The round-faced ghost put him on the ground, then took out a pair of calf-nosed shorts out of nowhere and put them on, and took out a robe-like garment and put it off his head indiscriminately, Hu Yang couldn't move, so he had to fiddle with it. After getting dressed, he lifted Hu Yang up and leaned against somewhere, and then used his feet to swing his legs into a cross-legged posture, and then smiled with satisfaction. Only then did Hu Yang see that the round-faced ghost was a male ghost of medium stature, slightly chubby, and overall looking round and dressed as a Taoist priest.

The Taoist priest seemed to know that Hu Yang couldn't speak, and he didn't care about his feelings, so he said to himself: "The Taoist name is flawless, which means that there is nothing missing, and the general name is the Taoist master who lacks nothing." Boy, you remember clearly, Dao Ye saved your life, if you can not die, remember to repay Dao Ye in the future. With that, he was gone.

Hu Yang was surprised: Oh my God, this ghost in the underworld speaks so smoothly in Chinese!