Chapter 1 Meet the Immortals!

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Z City, in a two-story villa. More than a dozen men with big shoulders and round waists were gathered together, and the first one said loudly: "Brothers, yesterday our brothers were injured by those women in heaven and earth. You must know that Z City is our territory. If they move our people, they are guilty of a capital crime! What are we going to do?"

The person who spoke was the gang leader of Z City - Ge Dasha!

"Revenge, revenge!" shouted the big men.

"Okay, let's go!" Ge Dasha finished speaking, and walked out with everyone.

"Wait a minute!" just then, a young man walked out. This person's name is Ge Lao Er. It was picked up by Ge Dasha when he was young, and when he saw that he was pitiful, he accepted him as a righteous son. Because Ge Dasha has no culture, he gave him the name Ge Lao Er. At the beginning, Ge Lao Er didn't think about anything. However, when he grew up, he finally understood that this was not a good name! Whenever he heard someone call his name, he really had a kind of helplessness of being cut off!

"What's wrong?" asked Ge Dasha, confused.

"It's nothing! I'll take care of a little thing like this. You're always waiting at home for my good news!"

"No!" Ge Dasha directly refused: "I can hand over everything to you, but this matter can't be done! Whoever touches my brother will be punished! You get out of the way for me!"

"Isn't it the same that I'll go for you? Why do you need to go out yourself?"

Ge Dasha was furious: "Fuck! Lao Tzu said that he wanted to go in person, then he must go in person! If you chirp here again, I will cut you first!"

Seeing that Ge Dasha was angry, Ge Lao Er could only leave with his head down! He fully believed that his godfather could hack him to death.

Two hours later, Ge Lao Er walked down the street scolding alone: "Damn, what kind of thing? Avenge my brother? Bah! Don't you just want to go to *** and not give money? Damn!"

Ge Lao Er was scolding, and suddenly saw a group of thugs beating an old man in front of him!

Ge Lao Er walked over and said loudly, "Get out of the fuck!"

The thugs all stopped. Turned his face to look at Ge Lao Er. A red-haired thug walked up to Ge Lao Er, tilted his head and said, "Which green onion are you? Dare to meddle with my affairs!

Hearing the words of the little gangster, Ge Lao Er was angry! It was okay to be scolded by the old man just now, and now even this kind of little gangster dares to pretend to be the boss in front of him!

Seeing the guy in front of him, Hongmao suddenly smirked, and couldn't help but scold: "Damn, it's actually a fool!" After speaking, he pushed away Ge Lao Er, and continued to kick and beat the old man: "Damn, you old liar, I'll let you tell your fortune again, and I'll let you lie to me again!"

After the old man screamed a few times, he raised his head and said, "Young man, look at your face, you have a bloody disaster today!"

"I ......" the red hair's heart is so angry! This old man is really underbeaten!

Before he could make up for it, he suddenly felt a vicious wind blowing behind him! As soon as he turned around, a red brick had already slapped on his head!

"Ahh When the other gangsters saw that their brother was beaten, they rushed towards Ge Lao Er with a "hoo".

Ge Lao Er did not retreat, but rushed forward. After a while, a few thugs were beaten to the ground.

"Cut, vulnerable!" the second brother turned around and left after throwing away the bricks. He hadn't taken a few steps before the old man stopped him. Thinking that the old man had come to thank him, Ge Lao Er waved his hand and said, "No thanks......!

Before he could finish speaking, the old man interrupted him and said, "This little brother, I see that your eyebrows are clear and beautiful, and there is a faint purple qi between your eyebrows. Presumably, you must be the dragon and phoenix among people in the future! Unfortunately, you have no future in this world. Why don't I send you to another world!"

When Ge Lao Er heard the old man's words, his lungs almost blew up! He saved him with good intentions, but instead of thanking himself, he had to send himself to another world! Isn't that just going to die by himself? Thinking of this, he gritted his teeth and said: "If you bother me again, I will send you to heaven! Do you believe it?"

The old man waved his hand again and again and said, "You misunderstood, I didn't mean that." I mean you...... Oh, yes, in your words, it's a crossing!"

"Crossing!" "Ge Lao Er came interested. He had fantasized about when he would cross over and become a faint king. That kind of life is his biggest dream!

"Hmm!" the old man nodded, put his head close to the second child, and said in a low voice, "I'll tell you a secret, the old man is a fairy!"

"Immortals!" Ge Lao Er pouted and said, "What do you think I am a fool? What immortal would be as sloppy as you? Besides, you say that you are an immortal, what proof do you have?"

"And what proof do you want?" asked the old man.

Ge Lao Er thought for a while and said, "Otherwise, you will become a beautiful woman and open my eyes!"

"Yes, no problem!" the old man agreed, and then asked, "What kind of beauty is a beauty?"

Ge Lao Er said impatiently: "It's the kind that should be big where it should be big, and the small place that should be small, and the kind that wears very little!"

"I see!" the old man laughed and shouted, "Change!"

There was a "bang", and a puff of white smoke came out of his body! After the white smoke, Ge Lao Er saw a woman in a bikini appear in front of him. This woman is really big in the small place, and big in the big place! When he looked at her appearance again, Ge Lao Er vomited "wow"! He scolded in his heart: There are thousands of women in the world, and it is not good for you to become a Sister Feng, you have to become Sister Feng! Even if you become a Feng sister, she is still scratching her head and making a gesture at herself! How can this be called Ge Lao Er? He couldn't help but lie on the ground and vomit wildly. Her big plump lips are really unaffordable!

Spit and vomit, Ge Lao Er also understood that the old man in front of him was really a fairy. After the old man returned to his original state, Ge Lao Er took his hand and said with a pious face: "Uncle, my dear uncle! You are really a fairy! Please forgive me for my ignorance just now! I am still a child and ignorant. You don't have to worry about me, okay?"

The old man pointed his finger at the second child, and said with an unfathomable expression: "Your kid's shameless appearance is very much the style of the old man!"

Ge Lao Er was speechless for a while, and then he spoke: "Didn't your old man just say that I must be a dragon and phoenix among people?

"Yes!" the old man nodded and said, "Of course it's true!

"Then can I really cross over? Where will I wear it? Will I go back to the Ming Dynasty to be a prince, or will I go to the Heavenly Punishment Continent to be a mercenary king?"

The old man stroked his beard and said, "This is a heavenly opportunity, and it must not be divulged!"

Ge Lao Er looked at the old man's appearance at this time, and couldn't help but scold in his heart: Your grandmother, forget the time when you were surrounded and beaten by others just now! I knew that I would have made a late move just now.

Although I thought so in my heart. However, he still said politely: "Old immortal, why are there so many people crossing now? When can I wear it?"

The old man was called "old fairy" and "old fairy" by the second child, and he was very happy in his heart. This joy naturally has to answer all questions: "Now that the way of heaven is loose, the people who should have been reincarnated in the designated place have mistakenly cast themselves elsewhere. In order not to be discovered by the Heavenly Dao, we quietly sent them back to where they were supposed to go. This is what you now call a crossing. As for when you're leaving, that's of course the sooner the better. Why don't I send you away now?"

"Wait a minute!" Ge Lao Er hurriedly took a step back and asked tentatively, "Will there be danger?"

Just kidding, this is a crossing! Not a trip abroad! Who knows what's going to happen.

The old man stared at the beaten black eyes and said, "Why? You still don't believe me? What danger can you do with my ability?"

It's good that he didn't say this, but now Ge Lao Er's heart is even more bottomless! This thing can be beaten like this by a few thugs, can he guarantee his own safety? Also, what will the other world be like? After he goes, he is not familiar with the place, if something happens, what will he do?

Thinking of this, he rolled his eyes and said with a smile: "Old fairy, think about it, in the process of crossing, of course there will be no problems with me, boy." However, when I get to that world, I don't understand anything! If I am bullied over there, won't that smear your old man's face? Boy, I am nothing, and if it spreads, it will be nice to say it to you!"

The old man thought for a moment, nodded and said, "Yes, why didn't I think of it? So what do you say you should do?"

Ge Lao Er was overjoyed and said, "Why don't you teach me a set of stealth techniques!"

"Okay! it's a trivial matter!" he said, and with a wave of his hand, Ge Lao Er immediately learned how to use stealth. He was ecstatic in his heart: haha...... From now on, he can blatantly peek at beautiful women taking a bath! Of course, he would not dare to express such obscene thoughts.

After learning to be invisible, he spoke again: "Old fairy, can you give the villain a few days to prepare?"

"Yes, yes! No problem!" the old man agreed, without thinking.

Ge Lao Er immediately climbed up the pole and said, "I heard that big people like you use storage belts and other things. Can you borrow it first? It's a long trip! We need to prepare more things, don't we?"

The old man was right to think about it, and besides, everyone said that he was a big man, so he couldn't pick the door like this! So, he took out an antique bracelet and threw it to the second brother. He said, "Take it, and I'll give you seven days, and after seven days you will come here to me." I'll send you to another world! You can go there and work your way!"

Ge Lao Er's heart is so excited! Now it's okay, with this bracelet, you can pretend whatever you want! Sister, brother, I'll come to you right away! Sister Zhiling, Sister Cang, Yin Enhui, Li Yuchun...... Belch...... Forget about this, I don't have such a heavy taste! In short, I can pretend to be any beauty I want now! Wow......

Before the second brother could be happy, the old man spoke again, "Oh, yes! You can't put anything alive in this bracelet! There's no air in it, and if you put something alive in it, you'll suffocate to death!"

Hearing the old man's words, Ge Er's expression instantly froze!

"Alright, alright, let's go! remember that you are coming here to find me in seven days!" the old man said, and then disappeared into a puff of white smoke. Left behind a sluggish Ge Er, standing in place stupidly!

Time flies, and seven days have passed in a blink of an eye.

Ge Lao Er hurriedly ran to the old man and said, "I'm ready! Let's go!"

"Hmm, what are you doing in such a hurry?" asked the old man, puzzled.

"Don't talk so much about it, let's hurry up!"

Under the urging of the second brother, the old man reluctantly pointed forward with his hand, and the air in front of him fluctuated.

"Let's go!" the old man finished speaking, and walked into the fluctuating air with Ge Lao Er.

As soon as they walked on their front feet, an important piece of news was broadcast around the world: A major US military base was attacked by terrorists yesterday! All military weapons in the entire base were looted within a day......

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