Chapter 2: The Saddest Rebirth
Ge Lao Er followed the old man into a space that resembled a time tunnel. He looked left and right, and couldn't help but ask, "What is this place?"
The old man didn't look back and said, "This is a gap in space." Now, as soon as you jump from here, you'll enter another dimension. Speaking of this, the old man turned his head sharply and looked directly at the second child.
Ge Lao Er's heart was furious when he saw it! He once saw the incident of a girl who had lost his foot on the Internet. Now that I think about my situation, it seems like that. Damn, isn't this old guy going to be ......
Thinking of this, Ge Lao Er couldn't help but fight more than a dozen cold wars in a row!
"Oh no," the old man suddenly shouted.
"How...... What's wrong?" asked Ge Lao Er nervously.
The old man sighed and said, "It's all your fault! It's okay now, it's a big mistake!"
"What the hell is going on?" asked Ge Lao Er loudly.
The old man opened his mouth and explained, "Alas! this spatial gap has a strong repulsive force against the physical body. No matter what kind of flesh comes in without casting spells, it will be torn to shreds!"
"That'...... Then why am I okay?" A trace of uneasiness rose in Ge Er's heart for no reason!
"Alas!" the old man sighed again, and said, "Your flesh has been torn to shreds! Now it is only your primordial spirit standing here! Blame me for not taking this into account just now, I ...... Hey, what are you looking for there?"
"I'm going to find a brick to shoot you to death!"
The old man grabbed the second brother and said, "You don't have to do this! You can't cross over, but you can still be reborn! The effect is still the same!"
Hearing this, Ge Lao Er came to the spirit again. He thought for a moment and said, "I originally wanted to cross over, but now it has become reborn. Don't you have some compensation?"
"This ......," the old man coughed dryly, and said, "Didn't I teach you stealth?"
"That's not counted! That's a thing of the past. Now, I want my compensation!"
The old man pressed his hands on the shoulders of Ge Lao Er and said, "I really don't have anything in my hands now." Otherwise, you go first, and I'll send it to you when I have any treasures in the future!" he said, pushing Ge Lao Er down.
The two tore for a while, and Ge Lao Er "unintentionally" tore off a treasure bag from the old man's waist.
The old man got impatient with the second brother, and he raised his leg and kicked him down. Then, flicking the dust off his shoes, he said, "You have to force me to use violence!" and suddenly, he found that his treasure bag was missing. Immediately panicked. It contained the elixir he had refined all his life and the magic weapon and immortal iodine collection that he had spent a lot of effort collecting! Well, it was actually stolen by that kid together! Could it be that this is the will of heaven!
Thinking of this, the old man couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh: "Nima, what a pit father!"
In the 713th year of the Wushuang Kingdom, the whole country was under the rule of the contemporary lord Chu Tianya, and the country was peaceful and peaceful! However, in a post station on the border of the Wushuang Kingdom, it was a different scene!
More than 30 men and women knelt on the ground, weeping bitterly! In front of them lay a young man with heavy makeup and no one could tell whether it was a man or a woman. This person is one of the four generalissimos of the Peerless Kingdom, the grandson of Feng Zhantian, Feng Wuxi! However, at this time, he was already silent. The reason is that he was ordered by the lord of the country, Chu Tianya, to envoy to a friendly country. However, his thin body died in a foreign land because of his unaccustomed water!
The guards and maids who came with him cried one by one in the dark! Feng Zhantian, the head of his own family, was such a precious grandson! He was usually doted on and was reluctant to touch it. However, now that he is being taken care of by his own people, he will definitely not be able to survive after he goes back. How could they not cry? They cried and scolded in their hearts: Tell me about you, sissy, everyone stopped you from coming so much, you have to come. Okay now, it doesn't matter if you put your life on the line, dozens of us are going to die with you! Who are we provoking to provoke whom?
Just when everyone was burying their heads and crying, Feng Wuxian, who was originally lying there, suddenly sat up!
He rubbed his aching head and looked inexplicably at the crying crowd in front of him. Who is this who died? Why are you crying like this? He cleared his throat and said, "Let's mourn by the way! People cannot be resurrected after death!"
Hearing his words, everyone raised their heads and looked at him stupidly.
The whole hall fell silent in an instant......! He's a little uncomfortable with the quiet. He stretched out his hand to shake hands with the man closest to him, but the man shouted, "Dead body!" and the girl ran out. The others followed suit!
Feng Wuxian also followed, running and scolding: "What the fuck is going on?
Everyone heard the movement behind them, and when they turned around, they saw Feng Wuxian following with a fierce face, and they ran even harder!
Wind ran away for a while, feeling that something was wrong. After thinking about it, I realized the taste. He exhaled, this is really scaring himself! He walked to a bronze mirror and looked at it, and couldn't help but exclaim: "Damn! Who is this? Why do you look so ugly!"
After saying this, he regretted it. Who could it be in the mirror if I looked at myself? He stammered, "I...... I have become a woman!" Then he scolded angrily, "Didn't that old immortal just steal his treasure bag?
Scolding and scolding, he still had no choice but to put away the storage bracelet and treasure bag in his hand. He comforted himself: "Forget it, ugly is ugly! As long as a woman has capital, her appearance is not too important! If there is a ditch, it will be hot!" As he spoke, he touched his chest. As a result, he was petrified in an instant!
"This ...... Is this true?" "I didn't touch anything just now! No, no? Feng Wuxian suddenly had an urge to cry! Is this going to kill me? I don't even have the capital! What will I rely on to survive in the future? If I can open an online store, I will guarantee that it will be "praised". However, there is no fucking Taobao in this era!
Oh no! No matter how flat a woman is, she can't be so flat that she will fall on her head when this mosquito comes up!
Thinking of this, he took off his pants. He lowered his head and saw what he had been dreaming of, and finally breathed a sigh of relief! He laughed wildly and pointed to his bottom and said, "Damn! You kid still dare to hide from me!"
When several guards peeping outside the door saw this scene, they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts: "The eldest young master, this is crazy!"
After a long journey of half a day, when night fell, Feng Wuxian returned to Fengfu under the escort of the guards.
As soon as he entered the door, Feng Wuji's father, Feng Shenjun, walked over, took Feng Wuxian in his arms, and said excitedly: "Wuji! You're finally back!"
Feng Wuxian was startled by his movements, and hurriedly pushed him away, shouting loudly, "What are you doing?
"Kiyou?" Feng Shenjun was stunned for a moment.
A guard hurriedly came over and said, "Master, young master, he has just recovered from a serious illness, and some things are not very adaptable!" After speaking, he turned his head to Feng Wuxian and said, "Young master, this is your father, don't you know him?"
"Uh......" Feng Wuxian really wanted to say that he didn't know. Father, I have just come back from outside, and I am still feeling a little unwell. I want to go back and rest first!"
"You're not going to see your grandfather, he's missing you so much!"
"Uh......"
I still have a grandfather! Feng Wuxian hesitated for a moment and said, "It's too late today! I'll go to see his old man early tomorrow morning!"
"It's okay!" Feng Shenjun nodded, and then asked tentatively: "Then do you want Honghong to accompany you tonight?"
He hurriedly said: "Father really understands the child's thoughts! With Honghong with the child, the child will definitely rest in peace!"
said this on his lips, but in his heart he was very evil, and he thought of some pictures that were inappropriate for children!
In the end, Feng Wuxian left in the strange eyes of the wind god. After watching Feng Wuxian leave, Feng Shenjun said to a guard, "Go and ask Honghong to sleep with the young master!"
"Yes!" the guard replied, turning to leave.
Feng Shenjun sighed: "Alas!
Feng Wuxian sat in his room, looking at the big man in front of him.
This person is two meters tall and has a tiger's back. His long messy hair makes him look even more violent, and his appearance is unusually fierce! The most distinctive thing is his nose hair that has grown to the edge of his mouth, which people will never forget when they see it.
Feng Wuxian nodded, it seems that his father is really very considerate. Knowing that his son was not in good health, he sent such a guard. Needless to say, even the cow ghost and snake god didn't dare to approach him when they saw him!
Feng Wuxian said while drinking ginseng tea: "That...... You go out and keep watch first!By the way, if Honghong comes, let her come in directly!"
When the big man heard Feng Wuxi's words, he immediately said angrily: "I hate it, aren't I just Honghong, don't you know me anymore?"
"Poof!" Feng Wuxian squirted out all the tea in his mouth at once: "What......? You're Honghong?"
Now, he finally understood why Feng Shenjun looked at him with that kind of look.
"yes! You don't really forget about people, do you?"
"I ......" Feng Wuxian was speechless! I was full of expectations just now, but I didn't expect it...... He wants to cry now without tears! It is said that the young masters of rich families have some strange hobbies. However, this hobby of mine is too heavy taste! In comparison, Brother Chun of his time was also quite feminine!
The big man, that is, the Honghong, couldn't help but get nervous after seeing Feng Wuxi's expression: "Scar, you really don't remember me? Have you forgotten what you once said? You said that I am the only one for you! With me by your side, you have happiness and security! Have you forgotten all this?"
Scarred!
Hearing this affectionate name, Feng Wuji's heart churned!
Honghong ignored this, and he continued: "We used to spend flowers under the moon, we used to share the same bed, we used to dry the wood, we used to be ...... fire."
"Fire your sister!" Feng Wuxian finally couldn't help but erupt! He flew up and kicked the big man's body. As a result, there was no reaction, and he himself was bounced to the ground.
Alas, I really can't afford to hurt my little body!
As soon as the big man saw Feng Wuxian falling, he hurriedly went over to help him: "Scar, are you okay?"
Feng Wuxian raised his head, looked at the nervous expression of the big man, his affectionate eyes and the long nose hair, and finally couldn't help but spit out "wow" anymore!