Chapter 695: Tear off your pants and draw a turtle

The little sister of the Sun family didn't know that the little butler who was knocked down by her own punch was the eldest son of Zhao Xing that his brother said, and the husband she was likely to marry in the future.

But that's clearly not the case. He knew that with Zhao Zhenbang's current kung fu, even if he was a second-rate adult general, he would not necessarily suffer. So Dian Man decided that Zhao Zhenbang was acting, but he still rushed up as soon as possible without hesitation and fought with Sun Shangxiang.

In order not to be seen as knowing martial arts, Zhao Zhenbang took a half-truth from Sun Shangxiang's punch, and now he is lying on the ground wailing while secretly observing the number of martial arts used by the kid who dares to beat himself out of the corner of his eye.

In order not to let people see that he is actually a stunt, many of his moves are messed up, and it seems that he is fighting with people with brute force.

The young shopkeeper of Chen Kee's grocery store saw that if the situation continued, the officers and soldiers would come to deal with it, and when the time came, the two boys sent from the direction of Crouching Tiger City would be involved, so he hurriedly stepped forward to stop it. He shouted loudly: "Don't fight, everyone, or the soldiers of the government will come and arrest people, and you will go in with fine skin and tender meat, and you will have to peel off the skin before you can come out!"

Chen Shao's reminder really worked, and Dian Man and Sun Shangxiang immediately stopped fighting. Dianman was worried that it would affect the boss's infiltration plan, and Sun Shangxiang was worried that his identity would be discovered by the people in the government.

"That's right, isn't it just a matter of a few pieces of soap and a few boxes of powder! Zhuge little butler, you sell me a personal favor, I will even a few copies of this little brother today, and I will personally send the merchants in your house in the future, and the price will be cheaper by one percent, do you think it is good?" Chen Shao's shopkeeper squeezed his eyes at Zhao Zhenbang and signaled him not to expand the gaffe.

Zhao Zhenbang got up from the ground stupidly, then glared at Sun Shangxiang and turned his head to Chen Shao's housekeeper and said, "It's okay to even him a few boxes, then what do you say if he hits me?"

Chen Shao's shopkeeper turned his head to Sun Shangxiang and said: "This little brother, it is obviously wrong for you to beat people if you disagree, since the little butler in Zhuge Mansion is willing to settle things and calm people, shouldn't you also step forward to accompany him? You must know that in this Shouchun City, except for the people of Yuan Mansion, the people of Zhuge Mansion can't be provoked!"

Sun Shangxiang muttered in her heart: Hmph, if I am in Wu County, who would dare to provoke me! But she is also worried about such a trouble, in case the nasty guy who was beaten haunts her, her identity may be exposed, and the little boy who rushed up to fight with her just now is obviously not weak, and she may not be able to get out. So Sister Sun was a little unwilling and reluctantly said: "I was not good just now, I shouldn't have beaten you, please forgive me!"

Zhao Zhenbang then covered his nose and snorted and said: "Forget it, I don't know as much as you little barbarian, if you punch me, should you go to the restaurant to set up a table and invite me to have a meal?"

Sun Shangxiang had the urge to punch again, but she found that the boy who had just done it seemed to be on guard against herself, so she had to give up. She said angrily, "You nasty fellow, why do you talk so much nonsense! You want me to have a treat for dinner and drink, but there is no door! Are you even or not?"

Zhao Zhenbang saw that the kid opposite didn't eat meat and vegetables, so he planned to change his routine. He said to Chen Jishao's shopkeeper: "Since I bought the thing, if I give it to him, he should pay me, right?"

Shopkeeper Chen Shao nodded and said, "It should be so." ”

Zhao Zhenbang then turned to Sun Shangxiang and said: "I don't raise prices, this soap is five taels of silver, and a box of talcum powder is eight taels of silver, in order to show my sincerity, I will give you five boxes of soap and five boxes of talcum powder, a total of sixty-five taels of silver, how about we pay the money with one hand and deliver the goods with the other?"

Dian Man listened to the price quoted by Zhao Zhenbang, and his eyes became bigger and bigger, but he didn't say a word.

Sun Shangxiang listened to the price quoted by Zhao Zhenbang, and his eyes became bigger and bigger, accompanied by a red face and neck. She turned her head and asked the shopkeeper, "Is the price he said true?"

The shopkeeper of Chen Ji's grocery store replied with a sincere smile: "Zhuge little housekeeper came to the store to buy it every month, and what he said was indeed a real price. ”

At this time, Sister Sun's heart is about to break, she now has less than forty taels of silver left, she originally wanted to buy some necessities for girls in Shouchun City, and then continue to travel north to Crouching Tiger City, if she bought soap and talcum powder, then she could only go back hungry.

"Can you just give me a box of soap and powder?" Sister Sun blushed, lowered her head no further, and then said in a voice that only she could hear.

Although Sister Sun spoke in a very small voice, Zhao Zhenbang still heard it. In fact, even if he didn't hear anything, just looking at the other party's demeanor, he could guess that this arrogant boy actually didn't have much money in his purse.

Zhao Zhenbang took Sister Sun's shoulder, put his mouth close to the girl's ear, and whispered: "Is there not enough money on you?" It's okay, I'll secretly give you one today, let's make friends, what do you think?"

Although being held by Zhao Zhenbang on her shoulders made Sister Sun very uncomfortable, what the little housekeeper said at this time made her very useful. Sun Shangxiang didn't expect that the little housekeeper in Zhuge Mansion was also reasonable, and he felt guilty for beating him just now.

"Then thank you, I made a deal with you as a friend!" Sun Shangxiang whispered.

A dispute was satisfactorily resolved, Sun Shangxiang got a small package of soap and talcum powder, and was about to turn around and leave, but was stopped by Zhao Zhenbang.

Zhao Zhenbang said enthusiastically: "Brother, don't be in a hurry to go, I still don't know my name, how can we make friends?"

Sun Shangxiang was in a hurry, and said indiscriminately: "My name is Shang Ren, thank you brother for your help today, I will leave!"

"Don't mind, Brother Shang, since we have a fate to meet today, I just went to Mengji Winery to drink and celebrate, go, go, go! I will be the east today, and I won't get drunk or return!" Zhao Zhenbang dragged Sun Shangxiang to Mengji Winery in Nancheng without saying anything.

Sun Shangxiang, who also wanted to find a place to eat, saw that he was willing to spend money on a treat, so he followed Zhao Zhenbang to Mengji Winery half-pushed.

After entering the Meng Ji Winery, Zhao Zhenbang arrived at his home turf, so what good could Sun Shangxiang do? He fully inherited his good style and tradition of drinking with Lao Tzu Yin, and it only took less than half an hour to completely get the sister of the Sun family, who was known as Shang Ren, completely drunk.

Zhao Zhenbang, who was already a little drunk, said to Dianman: "Big cow, come! Help me get this stinky boy into the guest room, I won't draw a big turtle on his ass today, how can I be relieved of the shame of being punched in vain!"

He was already drunk in a daze, so he and Zhao Zhenbang carried Sun Shangxiang, who was not very heavy, into a guest room specially reserved for Zhao Zhenbang by the second shopkeeper of Mengji Winery, and then fell to the ground drunk.

Zhao Zhenbang kicked at the full fart/stock and scolded: "I have a virtue with your father, and I am greedy for a cup when I see good wine, it seems that I am the only one to draw the turtle." ”

After saying this, Zhao Zhenbang came to Sun Shangxiang's drunken bedside, and with a slight force of his hands, he turned Sun Shangxiang, who was lying on his back, into a face-down position.

There was a pen, ink, paper and inkstone in the house, so Zhao Zhenbang took off the pants that the Sun family's sister wore only one layer in summer, revealing the white farts and drawing turtles on the two sturdy and tight meat mounds.