Zhao Zhenbang's painting skills can only be said to be so-so, he has no time to specialize in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, some of the painting techniques he learned, mainly to plot the mountains and rivers and record the appearance of the characters, so it is destined that the two turtles he painted on the buttocks of his sister Sun are difficult to be lifelike, but they save a lot of time.

Looking at the two head-to-head little turtles, Zhao Zhenbang was very satisfied, and said to himself: "There are two turtles painted behind the buttocks, and this kid may not be able to see them, hehe...... Anyway, if he is idle, he will simply draw a small turtle on the bird in front of him to see if he will cry when he wakes up!"

So, Zhao Zhenbang made a hard effort and turned Sister Sun over, and then reached out and pulled off someone's pants.

When Zhao Zhenbang didn't see the imaginary bird, he froze for a moment, and then deliberately got closer and rubbed his eyes fiercely. Zhao Zhenbang looked at it carefully, and was stunned by the bed, as if he had been struck by lightning, and all the strength of several wines turned into cold sweat in an instant.

Helping Sister Sun get dressed and cover the quilt as quickly as possible, Zhao Zhenbang picked up Dian Wei, who was still sleeping on the ground, like a thief, and quietly escaped from Meng Ji Winery. When leaving, Zhao Zhenbang specially instructed Meng Ji's second shopkeeper: "Help me take care of the 'little brother' in the house, and help me find out her identity and background! Remember, she is a woman dressed as a man, and she must be a young lady from a big family, and she also has a very good martial arts." ”

Zhao Zhenbang returned to Zhuge Jin's mansion with Dianman on his back, and at this time, a pounding heart finally stabilized. According to his estimate, if Shang Ren knew that he had picked off other people's pants and looked at places that should not be seen, he would either fight with him or commit suicide by hanging himself. This matter is not a joke, one bad thing is several lives, so he quickly fled back to Zhuge Mansion before Shang Ren woke up.

At night, Sun Shangxiang finally woke up from unbearable thirst, and when she found herself sleeping in a strange house, with no one around, she almost screamed in fright. She vaguely remembered that she had drunk with the little butler in Zhuge Mansion at noon, and the taste of the wine was really sweet, and she didn't pay attention for a while, and she was drunk to death.

Sun Shangxiang hurriedly checked her whole body, and found that there was nothing abnormal except for her head being a little heavy, and then she felt that the back of her buttocks was sticky and a little inappropriate, so she quietly reached behind and touched it while there was no one in the room, and it turned out that her hands were indeed stained. So she hurriedly called someone, but there were really people waiting outside the door.

Sun Shangxiang asked the errand guy who knocked on the door and entered the house a little nervously: "Little second brother, where am I now?"

The errand boy replied: "Naturally, it is in the guest room of Meng Ji Winery! Doesn't the guest officer remember that he was helped into the guest room to rest when he was drunk at noon?"

Sun Shangxiang said hesitantly: "I just woke up from wine, and my head was still a little heavy, so I didn't remember it for a while." Do you know where the two brothers who drank with me at noon went?"

"They are the little housekeepers and errand runners in Zhuge Mansion, and after eating and drinking, they will naturally go back to Zhuge Mansion!" Xiao Er replied.

Seeing that the guests in the house were still in a daze, the errand runner reminded: "Guest officer, since you have woken up, I will go and get you some hot water to take a bath, the weather is hot, if you don't wash at night, it is really difficult to sleep with the smell of sweat." ”

Sun Shangxiang is a girl's family, and when she heard Xiao Er say the word sweat, she immediately felt uncomfortable, so she naturally nodded and said yes, I can't wait to quickly wash off the sweat and dust stained in the past few days.

When Xiao Er, who ran errands, lit the candles in the house and brought hot water, Sun Shangxiang hurriedly bolted the door of the room, carefully took off the clothes on his body, and prepared to rinse it happily. But when Sister Sun took off her close-fitting lotus-colored profane clothes, she found that the position of the profane clothes wrapped around her buttocks was actually black, which seemed to be an image.

Sister Sun then took a closer look with a candle in her hand, and found that the black lines on the dirty clothes were like two little turtles on their heads, which scared her out of the sky at that time.

Sister Sun really didn't give up, so she put her back close to the bathtub, put the candle on the edge of the bathtub, and then slowly turned her head to look into the bathtub behind the side. When Sister Sun finally saw clearly that the two turtles were really painted on the snow-white skin reflected in the bathtub, her tears finally flowed uncontrollably.

I knew that it was so dangerous and difficult to go out, and she wouldn't leave home without saying anything.

After two lines of silent tears, Sister Sun wiped the tears from her face with red eyes, she had woken up from this near-fatal blow, and now her mind was quickly thinking about who had ruined her innocence, and how she should break it to pieces.

Sun Shangxiang's first reaction was the guy who kept smiling at himself and kept persuading himself to drink! Because apart from him, Sister Sun really couldn't think of any other guy with a "human face and a beast heart" who could do such a despicable and dirty thing!

As soon as he thought of being unconscious, he would let others be frivolous and draw two turtles in unspeakable places, Sun Shangxiang felt that he had an urge to immediately raise a knife and kill someone!

That night, Sister Sun let the errand runner take the bath five times, and almost didn't tire people down, which can be regarded as completely washing herself.

The next day, Sun Shangxiang inquired all the way to Zhuge Jin's house, and then politely told the gatekeeper that he was Zhuge Fang's new friend in the city, and today he came to invite him to go out for a walk. After Sister Sun finished speaking, she also very generously threw a silver piece of silver that weighed two or two to the family heirloom, and asked him not to tell Zhuge Fang who was waiting outside the door, in order to give him a surprise.

took the short hand of the people, and when the family heirloom came to summon Zhuge Fang, he really didn't say the characteristics of the person, but vaguely said that the guy from the Chen Ji grocery store came to deliver something and asked him to go out and accept it.

Zhao Zhenbang believed that it was true, so he went out of the house to find the delivery guy from the Chen Ji grocery store, but he didn't expect that as soon as he went out, he was caught by Sun Shangxiang, who was hiding on the side.

Sun Shangxiang couldn't help but "hold" Zhao Zhenbang and walked into the distance, and said loudly with a smile as he walked: "Brother Zhuge , let's go out of the city today to have a good time!"

Zhao Zhenbang, who was grabbed by Sun Shangxiang, already felt a little bad, and when the two of them walked to a corner where no one was around, he suddenly used the grappling technique of hand-to-hand combat, and escaped Sun Shangxiang's control with a snort, and widened the distance between himself and Sun Shangxiang to more than a zhang.

Sun Shangxiang didn't expect that this guy named Zhuge Fang would have such a sharp skill, thinking of the fact that he deliberately hit himself yesterday, and suddenly felt that he had been deceived from the beginning.

Sister Sun raised her eyebrows, looked at Zhao Zhenbang in front of her, and then said in a cold tone: "You are a small person in the house, why do you have such a powerful kung fu? Yesterday, you could avoid my punch, why did you pretend to fall to the ground with a punch? What did you do to me after I was drunk yesterday?"

As soon as Zhao Zhenbang heard Sister Sun's question, he knew that the matter of drawing turtles on other people's butts might have been exposed, but he said without admitting it: "You are drunk, I will help you book a room to help you go in to rest, and then I will go home, is there any problem?"

"Zhuge Fang, you bastard! I must kill you today!" Sister Sun was completely enraged by Zhao Zhenbang's shameless face, and as she spoke, she pulled out the sword she wore at her waist to fight Zhao Zhenbang.

Zhao Zhenbang hurriedly waved his hand at Sister Sun: "The surname is Shang, why don't I just draw two cute little turtles on your buttocks, do you want to fight with me?"

"Little thief, dare to quibble! People's innocence has been ruined by you! Come here!" After Sister Sun finished speaking, she raised her sword and slashed Zhao Zhenbang.

Zhao Zhenbang hurriedly dodged, and explained violently while dodging: "I drew a turtle behind your ass, and I didn't see anything, or I'll let you see my ass, let's even if it's flattened, okay?"

Sun Shangxiang swung dozens of swords in a frustrated manner, but he was not able to touch Zhao Zhenbang's body at once, so he threw the long sword on the ground, covered his face and wept.

"Woo, woo...... , you are all bad people, everyone wants to bully me and deceive me along the way, I will definitely let my father and brother break you bad guys into pieces!"

Zhao Zhenbang said quietly: "Cut, how powerful can your father and brother be? Could it be that they are better than Yuan Zhoumu?"

"My father is Wuzhou Musun Wentai, and my brother Sun Bofu is known as the little overlord of Jiangdong, I will go back to Wu County and let my father send troops to attack Shouchun, and I will definitely kill your Zhuge family!"