Chapter 2 The dragon is unruly
Chapter 2: The dragon is unruly
There is an evil dragon locked in the dragon pool of the Minjiang River under Yulei Mountain, named Ao Shun. At this moment, Ao Shun was raising his neck, unruly dragging the heavy iron chain back and forth, and the dragged iron train made a screeching metal impact sound. Ao Wei's face was particularly irritable with anger, and his pace of movement increased. The noise he made when he dragged the chain was at least two hundred decibels, and the tempo was getting faster and faster, and the sound was getting harsher and harrier, and more and more annoying and disturbing.
At this moment, Ao Yi's daughter, Princess Ao Yue, came with a bamboo basket to bring delicious food to her father. She heard her father dragging the chains from afar, and it was very harsh. She couldn't help but frown.
Ao Yuexing said with tears in her eyes: "Father, just be quiet, drag up the heavy chains and walk around all day, so tired! Rest, rest, come and eat." After a while, you eat cold and have to cry out for stomach pain. β
The evil dragon Ao Shun was upset and said, "I don't want to eat!"
Ao Yue patiently persuaded and said: "Father, how can you do it if you don't eat?" As the saying goes, people are iron, rice is steel, and three bowls are belly**. Even if the daughter begs her father, eat something. "I can't eat it! I don't want to eat it!"
Ao Rebellion is so noisy and annoying, one is that he really feels very depressed, very wretched, the former dragon king of a river, coming and going in the fog, once the sea and the sky are for the dragon to fly, but now he is locked in the abyss by the old mother of Lishan, he can't fly, can't run, can't swim, and is not obscure? No wonder he is so hot and scorched all day long; second, he is afraid that his subordinates will forget about him as a dragon king, and he will be neglected and blurred. His sky-high voice and hair will inevitably attract everyone's attention and attention, so as not to dilute this once supreme dragon king, who still exists and stands up, and is still speaking, angry, and fighting against the misfortune of fate, you turtle sons don't worry about the throne of the Dragon Court, and what to worry about changing the dynasty!
Ao Yue comforted her father and said, "Father, there are some things that your daughter says, and you may feel uncomfortable when you hear them." If it doesn't like the ear, the daughter will say it, and you will listen to it. β
No matter what you say, when her daughter comes to her side, she is always the most beautiful. Bear the remains of the leaves, stool cutting, cooking, flail, wolf, betel and lying?? Xiongmanganese?? θΌε°ιΌιΌθ?糡緡η and ??? Mulberry Pole Cooking??? !?p > Ao Yue said coquettishly: "If your daughter says something that disobeys her father's holy will, you are not allowed to be angry and hairy, and your daughter will say it." β
Ao Shun was like a loving father, and said calmly: "Whatever you say, my father will not be angry." Just say, don't be worried. β
"Father, the old mother of Lishan imprisoned you here, in fact, she wants you to reflect on what you have done in the past, what has violated the will of heaven, violated human nature, and harmed the people. If he is sincere in his remorse and goes astray, Heaven will release his father's imprisonment. β
Because there was a word in advance, let the daughter say whatever she wanted without any scruples, Ao Yi listened to the princess's very bad advice and had no choice but to say: "My son is right, it makes sense, let my father think about it." β
Princess Ao Yue listened to Ao Yi's words and was very happy: "Father thinks more widely, and when he thinks about it, he will be able to understand it, and he will not be irritable." Now, Father, let's eat. "I have an upset stomach and can't eat. Ao Wei said. "Father, please forgive my daughter I repeat what I just said, people are iron, rice is steel, I ate three bowls of **, and I didn't eat for seven days to see the king of Hades. "Maybe I'm afraid to see Hades? Ao Shun didn't take King Yama in his eyes at all, and Ao Yue's words not only did not work, but stabbed Ao Shun's noble self-esteem and aroused his father's disgust.
Ao Yue saw that his father was strong, so he took advantage of the situation: "Therefore, my father still has to eat, and he is full of energy after eating, and when Yama sees his father, he kneels down to greet him from afar; if you don't eat, you are hungry and weak, and you fall down when you walk, and Yama is afraid that you will kneel down without seeing far." β
"Yama dare not kneel! Seeing his father tear him to pieces, he won't blink his eyes. Ao said angrily. "However, if my father doesn't eat, he won't have the energy to tear apart Yama! Ao Yue said that she was not angry. It's a trick that works.
Ao Yi tilted his head and thought for a moment, feeling that what his daughter said was reasonable, so his attitude changed: "What delicious food did my daughter bring today?"
"This is made by the daughter herself in the royal room for her father. Princess Ao Yue opened the lid of the bowl as she spoke, and the smell of steamed hooves came to her nose.
As soon as Ao Yi smelled this tempting fragrance, his saliva flowed, and he hurriedly found a step for himself to go down: "For the sake of my daughter's filial piety, my father will eat later." β
Ao Yue was relieved at this time, breathed a sigh of relief, and said, "It's okay, the hooves are indeed still hot." β
The turtle prime minister, the carp marshal saw Princess Ao Yue coming from afar, and they all ran over to see the Dragon King, in fact, they wanted to please Princess Ao Yue in their bones.
The turtle prime minister said: "King, how good Princess Ao Yue said, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood." What I'm afraid of is that the mountains are gone, and where there are still trees, and where there are still firewood! The king only cares about getting angry, which is indeed too bitter, too tired, and too hurtful to the dragon's body. The turtle prime minister looked at the noble and beautiful Princess Ao Yue as he spoke, and saw how Princess Ao Yue reacted.
Princess Ao Yue only dang?] Look at this turtle prime minister.
On the one hand, he was happy for his daughter's beauty, and on the other hand, he was disgusted by the eyes of these lust fans: "Old Aiqing said some stupid things, when will she not say stupid things?"
The turtle prime minister is also thick-skinned: "The king once taught us that when facing a strong enemy, we must be a big person, we must be low-key, we must keep a low profile, and we must keep it in mind. β
Listening to the words of the turtle prime minister, Ao Shun was very happy, and felt that his will and his subordinates could be engraved in his heart, which was very good, and he also reminded himself to "lie down and taste the guts" in such a curved way, in order to get up. Fang Cai really shouldn't have washed this old man in public, and he shouldn't have washed this old man in public, and he should have > crushed his clothes. β
Marshal Liyu hurriedly stepped forward and flattered: "King, you have to take care of the dragon's body, so that you can start your ambitions again in the coming day." As he spoke, he didn't forget to sneak a glance at the beautiful Princess Ao Yue.
Princess Ao Yue knew these things, and as soon as > Ao Yi heard the words "the comeback" and the "grand plan of the comeback", she was like an electric shock, and immediately became excited: "The comeback of the eastern mountain, the grand plan of the restart, and the prospect, this king loves to listen to this sentence." Li Aiqing, you understand me too well. β
Marshal Carp was flattered and said: "Worry about the king, the minister's foundation." β
Ao Shun listened to Marshal Carp's words, and his heart was very lively.
Princess Ao Yue looked at these ugly people, her face was gloomy, extremely ugly, and she retched a few times in a row, and almost threw up.
When Ao Yi saw his daughter's scene, the sunny sky immediately turned cloudy, and he was furious, "Get out, get out, you sycophants!"
The turtle prime minister, the carp marshal hurriedly retreated.
Suddenly, the hoarse voice of an invisible man sounded: "The king is angry, report to you a piece of news, Li Bing, the water official of Bailongtan, and his son Li Erlang are rushing to repair the Bailongyan, where is your palace!"
Ao Yi asked: "How do you know that Li Bing and his son are rushing to repair the White Dragon Weir, who are you?"
A hoarse voice said, "I am your faithful friend, the Invisible Daoist, and you will know who I am then." β
Ao Wei gritted his teeth and said: "Li Bing, Li Bing, you dare to destroy my palace, I am not finished with you!" He was so angry that he dragged the thick and heavy iron chain back and forth furiously, and the iron chain made a terrible clattering sound.
Princess Ao Yue hurriedly comforted: "Father's anger is relieved, my daughter is going to see where Li Bing and Li Erlang are sacred?"
When Ao Yi heard that his daughter was going out, he was anxious: "My son, your daughter's family, don't show your head and run around." β
Ao Yue insisted on going: "Father, the daughter has her own measure. β
Ao Yi yelled at his subordinates: "Why don't you stop the princess quickly, hurry!"
The turtle prime minister, the carp marshal hurriedly stepped forward to stop Ao Yue.
Ao Yuexing's eyes were angry, so powerful: "Who dares to stop it!"
The turtle prime minister, the carp marshal had no choice but to retreat.
The rest of the shrimp soldiers and crabs will wait for the water tribes, and there is no dog to stop the princess, so they have to hurriedly make way for the princess.
Princess Ao Yue floated away in front of the turtle prime minister, carp marshal and other water tribes!
Ao Wei was so angry that he stomped his feet: "You minions! stupid! waste! rice bucket! You can't even stop a princess." β
The turtle prime minister said timidly, "My lord, the princess is so majestic! Who dares to stop me? Unless I don't want to eat." "If you don't want to eat, you have to stop it!" This is the king's holy decree, and don't your subordinates even know this basic rule?" Ao Yiyuan glared at the dragon. "Your Majesty, that's what I said, but the old minister really didn't have the courage to stop the princess. "The turtle prime minister had no choice but to recruit from the truth.
Marshal Carp hurriedly agreed: "King, as soon as I saw the princess angry, my legs trembled, and I couldn't stand steadily, how could I still have the strength to stop her?"
Ao was so angry that he scolded: "A group of stupid talents! If the princess doesn't have an accident, the princess is a little bad and slaughters a few of you!"
The turtle prime minister had no choice but to say: "The king wants the minister to die, the minister has to die, the old minister deserves to die, the old minister deserves to die." The old minister should cut a thousand knives, ten thousand knives. β
Marshal Carp swallowed his anger and said: "The minister deserves to die, there is a surplus of innocent death, feed the chickens when you die, the chickens don't peck at them, feed the dogs when you die, and the dogs don't eat them." β
The prime minister's speech seems to be a little bit like that, a bit of disrespect, whether the subordinates bullied the king and was trapped by chains, or the monarch and the ministers were harmonious, just joking. Let the historians study this question, and perhaps they will be able to write a voluminous work that will cause a flurry of debate and be lively for a long time.
The generals can say the same, but the shrimp, soldiers, crabs, and others are all kneeling there in unison, not daring to raise their heads, and not daring to take a mouthful of the atmosphere. Is there a place for them to speak?
Ao was so angry that he scolded and said foul language: "Even a princess can't stop the king, what else can he do?