Chapter 1 Plan ahead
Frontispiece: Although the floating clouds of Yulei are changing, the temple of the two kings is still busy.
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1, under the Condor, Qingcheng 26, Brother Panda, Yin and Yang, 51, Torture Urn, Urn, Urn
2. Untamed 27, Bo Bo Gong, 52, Where does hatred come from
3 love at first sight 28 fantasy cave encounter with demons 53 squid court wei indecent manners
4. The evil dragon came out of the pool, 29, the drought monster move, 54, and escaped the troubled waters
5. Black irony: 30. The dragon has no nose, like a skeleton, 55. Rape first and then kill
6. Asking for a boy and a girl.31 "Cross Tricks".56 Tricks of Love
7 county guards fled 32 moved mountains and reclaimed the sea into ashes 57 who was a traitor
8, King Qin Zhao was furious, 33, Getaway, 58, because of love
9 Bailongtan was ordered to take 34 intelligence tests and 59 small crab roe hits
10 Li Bingmian Jun 35 Snake Fight 60 Princess was humiliated
11 miserable and heart-wrenching 36 young children's IQ 61 plotting the coup d'Γ©tat of the Dragon Court
12 The decision was amazing, 37 pulled the tiger skin to make a big banner, 62 The coup failed miserably
13, the evil way aided and abused, 38, the mansion encountered the enemy, 63, true and false, Li Erlang
14 sacrifice women, 39 hit the south wall, 64 Qiankun sleeves to subdue demons
15 Why are "sisters" abnormal, 40 state secrets, 65 Lishan's mother's chain
16 rescued the girl, 41 fixed 66, Li Bing chiseled away from the pile
17 Li Jiajun fights the evil dragon 42, Li Bing hangs the color 67 lingering
18 cell farce, 43 fixed 68 heavy locks Longtan
19 uninvited guests, 44 rhino duels, 69 cyclamen came to visit and said nature
20 The princess blushed, 45 burned the Dragon Palace, 70 Xuan Xuan, and then spoke now
21 Phoenix Boy Banquet 46 The evil way used the Iron Pill 71 The past life and present body of the husband and wife bridge
22 Leave people under the knife 47 Leprosy Bao wants to eat swan meat 72 Discover gold mines
23 Erlang Dragon Palace 48 Princess Qin Break 73 I am a descendant of Li Bing
24 Second See Li 2 49 Hijacking the Princess 74 Fantasy Fulongguan
25 groups of magic figures, 50 brewing trials, 75 thunder people end
Chapter 1: The Condor Descends to Qingcheng
Qingcheng Mountain Yuxiao Palace, standing majestically in the clouds, fairy spirit, white clouds fluttering.
A pair of panda guards outside the palace gate. Panda Fat Brother Left Guard, Panda Fat Brother Right Guard.
Xiyuan's childlike real person rides on a docile Rui beast Si Wei. Its head is like a horse, its body is like that of a donkey, its hooves are like that of a cow, it is very docile, although it has horns, it is gentle, fluffy and fluffy, like antlers, and it is not sharp. At this time, the two hands of the Xiyuan childlike real person were rubbing the horns of the two branches, coaxing it to play.
He was suddenly startled and had a whim.
Brother Panda sensed it and said, "Master, something." β
Brother Panda was very dissatisfied: "What are you calling?" He said in a hoarse voice.
Xiyuan Childlike Zhenren hurriedly jumped down from Si Wei, pinched his fingers, pinched and pinched, his snow-white eyebrows slowly tightened, tighter and tighter, so that his eyebrows twisted up, and his face was like a full moon.
The subtle changes in the facial expression of the Xiyuan real person were seen by the apprentice Condor with him, and he asked worriedly, "Master, what's wrong?"
Xiyuan Zhenren said with a very heavy heart: "There will be a catastrophe in the Minjiang area. β
"Master, what shall we do?" The Condor asked anxiously.
"We can't sit idly by. Xiyuan Zhenren said with a serious expression.
The Condor disciple asked with great concern, "Master, who will you send to save the common people?"
The Panda Fat Brother was anxious when he heard the conversation between the Master and the Condor Senior Brother outside, and hurriedly said to the Panda Fat Brother: "Fat Senior Brother, you guard, I'll go in and find the Master for something." β
The fat brother of the panda readily agreed: "Fat brother, please, just come out quickly." "Okay, I'll come out after I've finished telling Master. As he spoke, he stepped into the palace.
Xiyuan asked with a smile, "Fat brother, what's the matter with coming in?"
The fat panda brother said in a hoarse voice with a stomach full of emotion: "Master, what did you say to save the common people, let me go." "Senior brother, why is your voice hoarse?" The Condor asked with concern. "You're happy with a cold and cough, right?" The panda fat brother said angrily.
The Condor said aggrievedly: "Senior brother, senior brother cares about you, don't think crookedly." You have to pay attention to the cold and warmth, the wind and the cold, rest when you should rest, take medicine when you should take medicine, and don't get more and more annoyed. β
The panda fat brother was very resistant, and said: "Forget it, you are fake!"
Xiyuan said solemnly: "Fat brother, you are still shallow, besides, you have a cold again, if you want to rest and recuperate, let Senior Brother Condor go." β
Brother Panda was very unhappy: "Master is so partial, every time he performs a task, he sends Senior Brother Condor down the mountain." β
Xiyuan is innocent: "The senior brother went down the mountain to rescue the disaster and pay attention to the common people, it is a dirty and tiring work, and it is not to go to the Spring Festival Gala, entertainment is supreme; It's not to sing the legend of the phoenix and become famous all over the world. "Master just prefers Senior Brother Condor, no matter what, I can't figure it out anyway. Panda Fat Brother Nu pouted
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren said: "Fat brother, you love to play with children's temper, so it's settled, you don't have to fight with the senior brother anymore." β
Panda Fat Brother "Humph!" With a bang, my eyes were red, and I almost cried. "My fat brother is so sad that he cried urgently. Quick, fat brother, don't cry, let outsiders see how embarrassing and embarrassing it is. "No, I'm not afraid of people seeing, and I'm not afraid of being embarrassed, if it's embarrassing, everyone will be embarrassed?" The panda fat brother cried while rubbing the tears that were about to roll out.
Xiyuan asked with a smile: "Why is the fat brother so good?" "I'm a cow." If people see this situation, it is not to say that Master is unfair and partial. "Panda Fat Brother is not a general crutch.
The Condor didn't understand why the senior brother of the panda fat brother had this mentality: "Why does the senior brother have this kind of thought? It's so strange, you and I, in the master's opinion, the palms and backs of the hands are all meat, and there is no eccentricity." "No matter how fanciful you say, I'm just not convinced, why do I always let you go down the mountain? Panda Fat Brother also said. "You're still not convinced?" Xiyuan asked the childlike real person. "Yes. Panda Fat Brother replied.
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren thought about it for a while, in order to calm the mentality of the panda fat brother and convince him, he thought of a way and said: "In this way, you two senior brothers have a competition, who wins and who goes down the mountain, how about it?"
The panda fat brother jumped up with joy: "Great, I will win." His voice was hoarse.
The Condor asked, "Senior brother, what is it better than?"
"Of course it's a joust. Panda Fat replied without thinking.
"Good. "The Condor is just one word.
However, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren didn't think so: "It's not enough to just fight martial arts, more often than not, you have to fight this." He slapped his head as he spoke. "Hit the head. Panda Fat Brother said.
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren smiled slightly and denied this statement: "It's not to hit the other party's head, but to fight with the other party's brains and intelligence." β
Only then did the panda fat brother suddenly realize: "Master is too right, then how can I fight with Senior Brother for intelligence?"
"I made three brain teaser questions, and three hits and two wins, which means that the one who answered two questions correctly with three sharp turns won. Each of you writes your answers on the stone slab under your feet in rubble, and I'll see the answers. β
The panda fat brother said urgently: "Master, let's get the question." "Listen, the first sharp turn question: there is a mulberry tree on Yulei Mountain, there is a silkworm on the other side of the Minjiang River, there is no bridge on the river, how can this silkworm eat this mulberry leaf on Yulei Mountain?"
After waiting for a while, Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren went to check the answers of the two, but there was no answer on the stone tablet of the panda fat brother. The Condor's answer is that silkworms turn into moths to eat mulberry leaves. The childlike real person solemnly declared, "The Bones of the Body, the Caries", which is more than 0. The second question, the monkey and the panda draw bamboo at the same time, who will draw it first?"
After a while, both senior brothers raised their hands to signal that they were finished.
The childlike real person walked over to check the answer, and the answer of the Condor was that the monkey was ingenious and drew the bamboo first; the answer of the panda fat brother was that the panda eats bamboo every day, and the bamboo has already become a bamboo in the chest, and the panda first draws the bamboo. Childlike true Xuan?dizzy bones kill θγ ζηΌ‘γθ§―?heartfelt θ― around the lips?? What is the narrowest road?"
The panda fat brother hurriedly wrote on the stone slab under his feet with gravel: "The sheep intestine path is the narrowest."
The Condor wrote: "The road is narrow".
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren Xuan, Ya Yuan, Ο Value, Mei Zheng, Building Ran, Ran, 1, Senior Brother Condor finally won. β
Xiyuan childlike real people applauded warmly and congratulated the Condor on his victory. The panda fat brother clapped his hands and was weak.
The Condor walked over and said to the panda fat brother very kindly, "Senior brother, I am so dangerous." Friendship first, competition second, come to Japan for a long time, come on, there will be opportunities in the future. "Don't put on a show, the triumphants are all singing high-pitched. The panda fat brother said angrily.
Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren patiently persuaded and said: "Fat brother apprentice, there is a suitable job in the future, and I will send you and the fat brother down the mountain together." β
"If you want to go down the mountain, I will go down the mountain alone, and the senior brother of the Condor will go down the mountain alone. "Panda Fat Brother is a little bit of a temper. "Okay, okay, next time you go down the mountain alone, okay, apprentice, good, listen to Master's words. "Xiyuan childlike real people tried their best to appease the panda fat brother.
The Condor really couldn't stand it anymore: "Master, look at how you spoil the senior brother, and spoil him." β
The panda fat brother stared at the Condor fiercely, and sneered: "Master's three thousand disciples, you will be happy if you only spoil you." Senior Brother Condor was angry: "Senior brother, why do you talk like this, where did I offend you, please point it out, I will pay attention to correcting it." "Don't pretend to be stupid. Fat brother Panda said again.
Senior Brother Condor was about to explain, but was dissuaded by Xiyuan Tongxin Zhenren: "Don't give him general knowledge, Condor apprentice, go down the mountain and do your business." β
"Yes. When the Condor disciples knelt down to worship the master, for some reason, the futon seemed to move a bit, and the Condor knelt on the ground with a "bang".
The panda fat brother said in a strange tone: "Senior brother, why do you kneel on the ground?"
The Condor was also confused: "I don't know what's going on? "No, how can a futon walk without feet? The panda fat brother said in a sour tone.
The fat panda brother couldn't stand it anymore: "Second senior brother, why do you talk like this?"
"Oh yo, the fans of the big brother came out to fight. β
"The road is uneven, and others shovel it. "The panda fat brother is not forgiving. "You're so protective of Big Brother, he gave you a lot of chocolate?" Panda Fat Brother taunts Panda Fat Brother.
The Condor glanced at the panda fat brother: "Senior brother, what do you mean? "Why should I kneel down and lift it? You want to be beautiful!" Panda Fat Brother retaliates with a tooth for a tooth.
The Condor grinned and said, "Teasing you for my brother." β
Xiyuan is innocent and humane: "Condor apprentice, don't pay attention to the panda fat brother, he is a little inconsiderate." You go to Bailongtan to warm up first, and after achieving phased results, go back to the mountain to report to the teacher. β
The Panda Fat Brother tactfully criticized the Panda Fat Brother: "Second Senior Brother, Senior Brother went down the mountain to perform the task, and it makes sense that we should bless us." Senior brother, I wish you a great victory in eliminating harm for the people. β
Xiyuan Tongxin is humane: "The fat brother said well, the eagle is coming down the mountain, and we should be blessed." Bless you for the teacher, every time??? Qu martyr's Tsubaki i 竦裒banana?? The Condor bowed > the Divine Umbrella of the Dumplings and the Umbrella!?p: "The apprentice obeys." β
The panda fat brother was insincere, and his voice was hoarse: "I wish you a great victory." β
"Thank you, junior brother. ''Brother Condor said with heartfelt gratitude.
The eagle eyes of the Condor are like electricity, the beak is like a steel hook, the fierce, the domineering, with a hiss, spread the wings of the sky, and rushed down the mountain from Qingcheng, wandering and hovering in the blue sky.