The second, fourth, and third times of love are a few people who are afraid of the golden finger

"Bixiao. ”

"Huh?"

"I ask you a question. ”

"What's the problem?"

"Do you have a good opinion about love?"

"Begging for a fight, huh?!"

"Seriously, didn't you see me with such a serious face!"

"Your face will always have one expression, and that is cheap!"

"Niangniang, just answer me quickly, Master, if you don't answer, Master will definitely spank you again. ”

"Monkey! believe it or not, I'll let go of the mixed yuan golden bucket!"

"Bixiao, don't be as knowledgeable as that monkey, my problem, you hurry up, don't patronize and eat skewers, it's really naughty. ”

"Love...... Let me think...... Love is a matter of two people, and sometimes, it is also a matter of one person. ”

On the beach, Bi Xiao held a skewer in his hand and looked up at the sky.

The night sky, a round of moon, and starry stars, reflecting a suffocating side face of Bixiao.

Huang Shiren looked at it and trembled.

"Wrong!" Lao Huang sat down next to Bixiao, lay down with a bang, and laughed proudly.

"What's wrong!?" Bi Xiao was very unconvinced, turned her face to look at Huang Shiren and said: "If two people like it, then love is a matter of two people, if it is unrequited love, isn't it a matter of one person?!"

Huang Shiren shook his head: "Either you are too tender, hehe, this understanding of the true meaning of love, if I am Lao Huang the second in the world, no one dares to call the first." ”

"Then you say, love is a matter of several people?!"

Huang Shiren sighed and said with a smile: "This love is not a matter of one person, nor is it a matter of two people. If you want to join in the fun of love, you can't treat yourself as a person, you know?

"Rub! It's worthy of my master! This is his mother's wise saying, Nezha, quickly write it down, and use it in the future!" Wukong was holding a golden hoop stick and grilling skewers next to him, and when he heard this, his hand shook, and he almost didn't skewer Nezha on the other side.

"Slut, slut!" Bi Xiao heard Huang Shiren's bastard words, and she couldn't laugh or cry.

Huang Shiren turned over and was suddenly stunned.

"Bixiao, there are bats on your Three Immortal Island!"

"Nonsense, how can there be bats on Sanxian Island! Bi Xiao replied angrily.

Huang Shiren pointed to the sky: "Look, isn't that a bat......"

Before he could finish speaking, he saw a streamer fly out from his side.

"Second sister, it's the eldest sister, the eldest sister is back!" Qiong Xiao's joyful voice came from the air.

"Slut, you just said that the eldest sister is a bat, hehe, I'll tell the eldest sister later, do you think you will be a person?" Bi Xiao grinned, revealing a cute little tiger tooth.

Rub it! Lao Huang's face is full of black lines.

"Sister, have you brought something delicious? I want to eat peaches!" Qiong Xiao surrounded the clouds with a flattering expression.

This Qiongxiao is a foodie.

"Give it, give it, your peaches!" Yunxiao took out a peach branch from the fairy bag, and there were three or four big peaches on it, and the fragrance was overflowing.

"Big sister. Bi Xiao walked up and said with a smile: "Things are going well?"

"It's ok. Big brother is doing well now and is in the critical stage of cultivation. Yunxiao smiled, his eyes fell on Huang Shiren's master and apprentice, and his face suddenly turned cold.

"Hehe, Sister Yunxiao, I'm polite to old Huang!" Huang Shiren walked up to him with a shy face and gave a salute.

This cloud, the white clothes are fluttering, it is really like a beautiful fairy, especially the white clothes, all of which are plain, thin as cicada wings, the moonlight is transmitted, and the looming strips, when the wind blows, it is really convex and backward, provoking Huang Shiren's two eyes to go up and down on the clouds.

Yunxiao saw Huang Shiren's shameless demeanor, and snorted coldly: "Huang Daoyou, why did you come to my Three Immortals Island?!",

"Sister, Brother Huang is here to look for you. Qiong Xiao took Huang Shiren's hand and said with a smile.

"Qiongxiao!" Yunxiao saw that Qiongxiao was so affectionate to Huang Shiren, and although Bixiao next to him was angry at this product, there was infinite warmth in his eyes, and he was immediately annoyed in his heart.

This slut, who cheats and cheats on his lascivious and shameless reputation, no one in the fairy world knows who doesn't know, and he can't imagine that he will run to Sanxian Island to cause trouble! Today, he must be driven away quickly, otherwise the two sisters may be more than lucky.

"Huang Daoyou, what is the matter with me?" Yunxiao's pink face was so cold that he could wring out water.

Huang Shiren coughed dryly: "Miss Yun, don't be in such a hurry." Look at the clear night sky, the gentle breeze, such a beautiful scenery, why don't you sit down and drink and eat meat together, and talk slowly......"

Cangchang!

Huang Shiren felt a chill in his neck, and when he looked down, a huge pair of scissors fell on his shoulder.

"Huang Daoyou, I don't have your Yaxing, if there is anything to say, don't play tricks with me, otherwise I only need to use one force, this golden Jiao scissors will definitely make your head a watermelon!" Yunxiao's face seemed to be smiling.

"Wukong, I'm so afraid of being a teacher, Jin Jiao ...... cut miles" Huang Shiren, a slut, looked back at Wukong and squeezed his eyes.

"Eldest sister, don't bully Brother Huang, Brother Huang is a good person!"

"Eldest sister, don't do this, why bother. ”

Seeing that Huang Shiren was in trouble, Qiong Xiao and Bixiao were so frightened that they almost pleaded for Huang Shiren in unison, and when they said it, they both turned red.

Yunxiao has lived with her two sisters for countless years, how can the thoughts of these two escape her eyes, and she snorted coldly: "Shut up, retreat!"

"Yes. Qiong Xiao stuck out her tongue and quickly retreated.

Over there, Bi Xiao secretly glared at Huang Shiren.

Wipe. It's really my own people who feel sorry for my own people, and I haven't passed the door yet, so I think about my husband and me, hehe, yes, yes.

"Sister Yunxiao, I don't want to cut this head...... I can cut it if anyone wants to," Huang Shiren said with a lewd smile.

"You slut!" Yunxiao was already on fire, and with a wave of his hand, the golden Jiao scissors clicked and cut off!

I'm a dear mother! This woman will cut whatever she says!

The golden Jiao scissors are also famous in the fairy world, once urged, they turned into two silver dragons, and they were cut off categorically, which was Huang Shiren's golden body with five turns, and the head was also rolling all over the ground.

"This is the purpose of the Tongtian Sect's main law!" At the critical moment, Huang Shiren did not move, took out the piece of jade slip and put it on his neck, raised his head to the sky, forty-five degrees, what a fucking bull fork!

"You!" Yunxiao heard this, and saw the jade slip again, so he had to forcibly recruit back the golden Jiao scissors.

"Bring it!"

"What?"

"Master's decree!" Yunxiao looked at this slut, and his delicate body trembled.

Huang Shiren waved his hand and threw the jade slip over.

The three sisters took it, opened the jade slip, and received the decree of the Tongtian Sect Master, and their faces were immediately full of doubts.

"Huang Daoyou, Master asked us to follow you, didn't you say anything?" With the Tongtian Sect Master here, Yunxiao was a lot more afraid of Huang Shiren.

Huang Shiren smiled: "Of course there is, but this is a secret that belongs to me and the old ghost of Tongtian, you are not qualified to know for the time being, Tongtian let the three of you follow me, do you know what it means?"

"I don't know. ”

Huang Shiren said with a smile: "That is to say, in the future, you have to listen to everything I say, I let you go east, you can't go west, I let you beat dogs, you can't catch chickens, understand?"

"You slut!" Yunxiao Niangniang was so angry that her face turned blue, her identity was that even the Tongtian Sect Master on Jinao Island would not say such a thing to her.

"Yunxiao, your temper is far worse than my Bixiao and Qiongxiao. A big beauty, cold, and scary. Huang Shiren opened his eyes and didn't look at the clouds, sat down, and said, "Qiongxiao, my brother is out of wine, so don't go and get some wine." ”...,

"Oh, I'll go!" Qiong Xiao listened, and walked away.

"Bixiao, forget my legs, come and beat my legs!"

"You!"

"Why, you don't listen to the heavens. ”

"Pinch you to death!" Bi Xiao glanced at Huang Shiren, walked to him, squatted down, and beat his legs.

The clouds next to him were really dumbfounded.

Is this the two swaggering sisters I know!?

At this moment, there was a lazy voice from the slut: "What are you still standing, go make the bed and fold the quilt, and pack up your things, and follow me tomorrow." ”

"I'm not going!" said Yunxiao angrily.

"You're not going?!" Huang Shiren squinted his eyes, a cold light flashed in his eyes, and with a sigh, his figure was gone.

"So fast!" Yunxiao was surprised.

"Hehe, I don't like fast, I'm very long-lasting. When Yunxiao was surprised, he only felt a cold neck, and Huang Shiren appeared behind him, almost close to his body, and the three-pointed and two-edged funeral nails were firmly against the back of Yunxiao's head.

"Huang Shiren, do you dare!?" Yunxiao was so by him that he couldn't move.

"I don't dare, but I laugh and fall into a hand trembling problem, especially when I'm angry, my hand is shaking badly, if I shake my hand, the three-pointed two-edged funeral door nail is nailed in, obediently dripping, sister, that's not good. ”

"Don't scare me with this set!I don't believe you have the guts to kill me!" Yunxiao raised his head and smiled slightly.

"Kill, hey, hey, how can I bear to kill you, even if I kill Wukong, I can't bear to kill my sister." ”

"Master, you slut! I've provoked you!"

Huang Shiren leaned over, his chin slammed on Yunxiao's fragrant shoulder, the pointed face almost touched Yunxiao's neck, and said a word in a mosquito-like voice, and Yunxiao, who was still stiff just now, suddenly changed his face.

"I ...... I'm going to do it, can't I do it?"

"Good, this is good. Huang Shiren laughed, walked to the fire and sat down, and drank heavily.

Over there, Yunxiao was angry and turned around and went to Sanxian Island to clean up.

Goku watched curiously from the side.

Mother, what did Master just do to make that thorny little rose so obedient!

"Master, let me ask you a question!"

"Did you ask what the teacher just said to make that Yunxiao so obedient?"

"Master is really a bull fork, I know all my thoughts!

"It's simple. Just one word. ”

"What!?"

Looking at Wukong's hairy face, Huang Shiren said lazily: "I just said that if she is disobedient, I will use my golden finger to explode her chrysanthemum." ”

"Rub it! Mother, Master, you bastard! How can you say such filthy things to such a beautiful fairy! Shame on the dead!"

"Second Senior Brother, what did Master say?"

"Nezha, you're far away from that bastard! It's really not serious! Why didn't Tianlei split him!"

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